May Be the Fake Gintama

Xiaoying listened almost intoxicated to the shouts of men and women on both sides of the road, and sighed with sincere emotion.

"This...this is true and eternal love."

"Really? The shelf life of this love doesn't seem to be too long~Baby~"

Upon hearing the sound, Xiao Ying hurriedly stood up and turned her head to look for the voice and looked over.

"Oh, are you awake?" Jiang Cheng, who was squatting on the small beacon that was still burning with the incense of love, raised his hand and said hello to Xiaoying with a grin.

"you…"

"Didn't it mean that women generally sleep more shallowly than men? What's the matter with you?" Jiang Cheng slowly got up and turned around, while raising the umbrella in his hand high, "Could it be that...no good morning? Can't KISS wake up?"

boom! !

The entire beacon tower was smashed to pieces by Jiang Cheng.

"I'm tired of smelling this sweet scent." Yueyong spit out a puff of second-hand smoke, and at the same time walked out slowly, "It's time to wake up, Xiaoying."

Looking at Yueyong standing with Jiangcheng, Xiaoying asked in surprise: "Yueyong sauce...why? You should have been caught by my believers. You obviously have ingested so much love dye incense... "

"It's really incredible self-confidence, so is Ai Dianxiang, and so is the believer." Yue Yong said with a light snort.

"Sorry, that smell can't confuse my eyes." Jiang Cheng gently hooked the corners of his mouth, "I'm no longer at the level that can be confused by my eyes. The smell is too tender. I'm a sight and I don't necessarily know how. The man who thinks it is, remember it for me!"

"Unbelievable growth." Yue Yong said with a light hum.

"The only thing that can confuse me is the fragrance of the girl's body! Compared with this kind of incense, that one is the best!"

"There is no growth at all!" Yue Yongbai cast his eyes to Jiang Cheng, and then stepped on him vigorously, "Is this what you said you would not be confused by your eyes?! Is this just this?! Are you awakened? The XP of each of them is amazing!"

"Don't touch me! You woman with the smell of sweat and second-hand smoke!"

"Who has the smell of sweat and second-hand smoke!"

"In contrast, I think you are much better." Jiang Cheng, who came to Jiaozi in an instant, stretched out his hand and grabbed Xiaoying's shoulders, and at the same time sniffed his nose, "Well...even though it was stained with a little incense. Smell, but it doesn’t matter if you wash it off. Can you wash it and keep the original smell coming to my room? Baby?"

"Hey?" Xiaoying was taken aback for a while?

"What disgusting words are you talking about!" Yue Yongfei kicked directly over, "What does the original taste mean! Then let me go Xiaoying, you beast!"

"Wow..." Jiang Cheng, who was kicked by Yue Yong, flew directly to the street with a scream.

At this moment, Kondo and a few "fanatics" shouted, "Protect Aizome-sama from the thief!" and pounced on Hotaru.

However, just as Kondo was about to rush in front of Xiaoying, a fist appeared in front of Kondo in an instant, and the two loving eyes were also shattered at the moment of contact with the fist.

boom!

After smashing Kondo and a half of the "fanatics" to the ground with just one punch, Ah Miao blushed and complained loudly like a girl: "Why are you so erotic! Keep going! Calling Lord Airan Ming, Ming... Ming Ming was still following me some time ago... Stupid!"

After watching the tweaking remarks, and turning his face away while puffing up his mouth, and at the same time sneaking a glance at Kondo's Miu from time to time, Jiang Cheng slowly got up.

"Hey, Yueyue, that female orangutan..." Jiang Cheng twitched his mouth and pointed at A Miao with a black line, and asked Xiang Yueyong, "Could it be..."

"Huh~" Yueyong let out a sigh of second-hand smoke calmly, "Isn't this kind of thing should have been seen long ago?"

"I can see how big you are! Who can see this kind of thing!" After spitting out such a sentence, Jiang Cheng looked at Ah Miao who was holding the big iron ball on the Kondo chastity belt and running after Kondo, "but …Even if it’s the other way around, it’s the orangutan chasing the orangutan, right? Well...the same as usual, so it doesn’t matter."

"Could it be that... there are heretics?" Xiaoying whispered to herself.

As soon as the voice fell, a sword pointed directly at Xiaoying’s forehead from behind. At the same time, Jiu Bingwei’s voice sounded: "There are also here. Sorry, there are still people in this world who cannot be contributed by you professionals. But thanks to you, I finally escaped from the fruitless sea of ​​love, so that I can just watch a sword and move forward."

"It's the same as usual here." Jiang Cheng nodded and said, "This way, it will be fine, huh."

"No, what I'm talking about is..." As he said, Jiu Bingwei turned around, pointed the sword in his hand to Jiang Cheng's crotch, blushing and embarrassedly continued: "This sword, you can get one. A sword will do."

"Is it here?!"

Jiang Cheng vomited, but then suddenly he noticed something, turned around and began to flee frantically. At the same time, Jiu Bingwei held up his sword and ran after him.

"Hey! Yueyue! Think of a way! This man has a very strange head! It's all directed at the man's lower body! In what state did you inhale the love potion!"

As soon as the voice fell, Jiang Cheng suddenly realized that Yue Yong had followed, but it had no effect at all.

"I asked you to help me!" Jiang Cheng burst into the blue veins and vomited loudly, "Aren't you awake? Aren't you awake?!"

When Jiang Cheng and the others were in chaos, Ah Miao, who was chasing Kondo on the other side, also entered a kind of monologue.

[I found out. Whenever I see the face of the person who is haunting me, I feel very angry, but when he disappears, I realize that this mood...not angry, stalker...it's me! 】

After thinking about it, Ah Miao raised her head and yelled idiotically: "Kondo-san—"

But in the next second...

"You have worked so hard to give wool to other women! Don't forget that you are an orangutan who has been kept in a cage for 24 hours!" A Miao yelled, shaking Kondo in the air with the chain in his hand.

"Help---sama Aizawa--!" Kondo burst into tears like a helicopter propeller, crying for help, "It's going to drop, that's going to drop!"

A certain believer guarding Xiaoying exclaimed: "Then...what's the matter with that woman?"

Another believer hurriedly said, "It's too dangerous here! Take Mr. Airan Mingwang and run away!"

But as soon as the voice fell, this believer was knocked to the ground by a believer who had been removed from the big iron ball.

"What's going on!" The believer on the side exclaimed.

The Jiubei, who had no expression on his face, lowered his head, or the instigator of the moment, walked up slowly, and thought in his heart: [I have noticed that I have always loved Ah Miao’s heroic posture, but I found out. What I have always noticed is not her, but the thing that grows between her strong legs...]

"So understand Yueyue? What you see is not necessarily true." Jiang Cheng nodded and looked back at Yue Yong, "Some things... exist as long as they exist in their hearts."

"You are there!" Yue Yong cursed badly.

"Whatever, that kind of thing doesn't matter anymore. I just want to ask, can you put me down? By the way, can this rope be untied for me?"

At this time, Yue Yong came back to his senses, and looked down at Jiang Cheng who was tightly bound to his body.

"Beast! Don't touch me! You beast!"

"Obviously you tied me up!" Jiang Chengbai, who was smashed to the ground by Yue Yong, retorted angrily, and then stood up slowly, "Anyway, it's not the time to talk about these things over there. …"

As he said, Jiang Cheng looked at Xiaoying who was running away under the cover of a wall of believers, "I'll leave it to you. Just have me and these idiots who follow instincts to make trouble. And...the delicacy is already It won't affect me, don't worry!"

"I understand."

Jiang Cheng pulled out his umbrella and walked slowly towards the believers: "After experiencing all kinds of XP, I will know that the charm of a woman is not so one or two things that can be interpreted by various men's preferences. Yes. After all kinds of confusion, I finally understood this, and then I returned everything to the original point. Sure enough...Opai is the best! As long as there is Opai, anyone can do it! Baby! !"

"Is this the origin of what you said?! Did you only get this conclusion after turning around for a long time?! There is no change at all! There is no growth at all!"

"Come on, Baby!" Jiang Cheng yelled without looking back, "Then tell that Baby for me, the little eyes...the tears that flowed out make the man feel pity and love...on the bed!"

"What kind of terrible line is this! What are you going to do?! What are you going to do to Yingying?!"

"Don't worry, tell her that I will be gentle."

"Shut up your mouth!"

Jiang Cheng sternly said: "Enough is enough! Go ahead! Although I have recovered a bit of myself, but in this state, I can do nothing but subconsciously bring her to the bed! Only Baby can help her You are here! Go! Baby!"

After listening, UU reading www.uukanshu.com Yueyong did not hesitate anymore, turned around and jumped on the roof aside, then turned around and glanced behind him, and whispered to himself softly: "Baby? This is probably the same name. I heard it for the last time, hum, goodbye, Darling."

With that, Yue Yong turned around and ran, but suddenly noticed something after not running a few steps, and stopped. Frozen for a few seconds before turning his head to look at Jiang Cheng who was caught by him unconsciously.

Jiang Cheng was the first to speak: "That...Baby? Didn't you just say goodbye? Also, in fact, the word "Baby" is just what I think may be wrong with the names of the babies, so I unified it as "Baby". I’ll know the fact that I can’t remember everyone’s names.”

"Don't touch me! You beast!"

"No, you took me away again!"

puff!

Bah—!

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