Me and countless me

However, Li Ke was helpless about Monkey's future.

Monkey is a young man who has just entered the society. He doesn't listen to others at all. He is a newborn calf who is not afraid of tigers. He thinks that he can go anywhere.

The most important thing is that Monkey really has this ability.

That's the end.

But in this department, if something goes wrong, you have to report it to the higher-ups, otherwise it will be very troublesome.

So Li Ke has tried his best to minimize Monkey's guilt.

But...

"Yin Tianzi means that the monkey broke into the underworld just because of the procedures, but the reason why your underworld was severely damaged was an evil ghost whose three souls and seven spirits should be broken up, and before the evil ghost was accidentally killed by the ghost, he also burned almost all the past records and smeared and modified the life and death book?"

The Great Heavenly Venerable Jade Emperor took Li Ke's memorial, looked at the acting King Qin Guang with a serious face, and shook his head speechlessly.

It is not a big deal for the gods to violate some minor rules of heaven because of their goodwill. After all, the rules of heaven are not eternal.

That is, Yin Tianzi wants to reorganize the underworld when he takes office, so there is a risk of being traced. Now Li Ke and the monkey have burned it, which can be regarded as an attitude.

Forget the previous accounts, at least they have disappeared on the surface. As for the ghosts who ran out to do evil, they will now be regarded as new ghosts. The past violations of the gods have also been written off, and they will not cause trouble for this in the future.

As for whether to agree or not, it ultimately depends on the intention of the Great Heavenly Venerable. He nodded, so this matter is like this. If there are other opinions, then discuss it again.

Li Ke's meaning is so simple, which is why he did not directly submit a memorial to the Great Heavenly Venerable.

But the Great Heavenly Venerable was quite satisfied with Li Ke's handling, because Li Ke later submitted a temporary document for the rectification of the underworld. Although there are still many places that need to be improved, it is already very good.

As for protecting the Monkey King, the Great Heavenly Venerable was more concerned about another matter.

"What a wronged ghost, well, since the Yin Emperor is still a mortal, let Laojun give him some elixirs so that he can improve his cultivation as soon as possible and rule over the gods and ghosts."

After saying that, he put down the memorial in his hand and looked at the Four Seas Dragon Kings on the side.

"Then it seems that we should take tens of thousands of heavenly soldiers and generals to find him."

Since the underworld has exposed the crime of Sun Wukong, he does not intend to say anything more, just consider it a problem of the Dragon Palace.

So, Li Jing Tianwang and Nezha the Third Prince, who never let go of the pagoda in their hands, led tens of thousands of heavenly soldiers and generals to surround the Flower and Fruit Mountain.

And Li Ke naturally could not see it, because there was no such thing within his authority, and one day in heaven was one year on earth. By the time he knew the news, the battle of the Flower and Fruit Mountain was over.

The result was no different from before, the heavenly soldiers and generals were repelled, and then the Monkey King went to heaven.

But unfortunately, the monkey still didn't want to pay attention to him, so Li Ke also knew that this thing would probably have to stay in the kiln for 500 years.

And he had a lot of troubles himself. Because he and Liu Xiu acted too roughly, the rebels were now refreshed everywhere. He commanded the mobilization of food and grass during the day, and tried the ghosts who were killed by Liu Xiu and others at night. He was so busy that he almost ascended to heaven, so he spent a few days, or even decades of peace.

According to Journey to the West, it would take a few years for the monkey to rebel again, but for the monkey, it would only take more than ten days, so Li Ke gave up reconciling with the monkey during this time.

After all, Li Ke didn't think he had the ability to persuade a ghost fire boy in more than ten days, so he devoted himself to his career.

So, when he came to the black fog space, he looked like a fairy.

"Well, I say, you won't die in this position of Yin Tianzi, right?"

Looking at Wang Mang Li Ke's performance, Hokage Li Ke asked carefully, because Wang Mang Li Ke had dark circles under his eyes at this time, and even lost three pounds!

"There is no way... We have to take care of the affairs of the underworld, and the affairs of the human world, two administrative systems, plus a lot of troubles. We are not the kind of particularly strong people. Now we are completely relying on the time difference and the talent of the hard disk to fight these guys to death."

Li Ke sighed deeply. His governance model is different from that of the pirate Li Ke. The governance model of the pirate Li Ke is to kill wherever there is a problem. It is simple, convenient and fast, but he is different.

Especially when subordinates go out to catch ghosts and monsters, there is a possibility of failure, and they have to contact other departments for assistance, so it is very troublesome.

Especially the time difference problem, it is even more life-threatening. In the past, the Thunder Department could receive hundreds of requests for help from the underworld in one day. There were also people in the human world who needed help, which resulted in the Thunder Department having no time to rest, and the needs of the underworld were naturally put on hold.

He was basically busy dealing with the optimization of these problems and the official business of the underworld during this period.

"Especially when you have to fight three people during the day..."

Type-Moon Li Ke also complained. Although he had done some things with Scathach that went beyond the scope of master and apprentice, and Toosaka Rin had some improper signs because she used his magic all day, he didn't do it so frequently.

"No way, the empire needs a successor, at least before the productivity is liberated..."

Wang Mang and Li Ke sighed, and then spoke.

"In addition, the more I manage, the more I feel that the liberation and change of productivity will inevitably be accompanied by violence, but if we do not develop productivity, it will be a dead end. So I estimate that the New Han Dynasty created by Liu Xiu and I will also be destroyed within a few hundred years. Destroyed. And this time it will be even more tragic, because I have begun to liberate women’s productivity and carry out bloody accumulation of industry.”

Wang Mang and Li Ke's faces were full of sadness, because this is inevitable. Without doing this, productivity cannot progress, and doing so will lead to the death of countless people.

"So this is the reason why you sent people out to see if anyone was selling slaves? You even went around to capture goblins and ghosts, and even added industrial machines to hell? Be careful to play off like Da Ying, America and Baguette. ah."

Hokage Li Ke rolled his eyes, ignored Wang Mang Li Ke's compassion, and pointed out the bastard thing Wang Mang Li Ke had done.

This guy didn't want to hurt the Han people, so he turned his attention to the foreigners.

After all, if you want to develop industry, you must go through the bloody accumulation stage of industrial development. It's just that some people have moved out and some cannot afford it.

"But farmers are also in trouble, but once the monkeys understand your painstaking efforts, they won't even dare to see you..."

Li Ke hugged his arms and no longer wanted to dwell on this matter.

"...But when the monkeys come back again, your Eastern Han Dynasty will be established, right? By the time you give the Zen position to Liu Xiu, the monkeys will probably come down to heaven, and then when your life ends, the monkeys will just cause trouble in the heavens? "

"Who knows? Anyway, I won't see him for more than ten years."

Wang Mang and Li Ke spread their hands. The time concept and time proportion of gods and Buddhas are big problems.

Because until now, many people in heaven still don’t know that a new Yin Tianzi has come out of the mountain. It is estimated that there are gods in Kunlun Mountain who are eating wild rice and bracken as their staple food...

Moreover, there are many more Three Realms than he imagined.

Each of the thirty-three heavens is a realm with tens of millions of people, and the blank areas are also very large. There are not no living beings on each star. These are all controlled by the Great Heavenly Lord.

It's simply not something that normal humans can play.

"I think it's because you can't beat him."

Tang Monk Li Ke on the side spoke.

"As long as you can hold the monkey hammer with one hand, the monkey will listen to you, just like he respects Tathagata. As long as you can defeat him, then all problems will be non-problems."

Hearing this, Wang Mang and Li Ke rolled their eyes. Even though they had a common memory, Wang Mang and Li Ke felt that they would not have the same character as Tang Monk Li Ke. He was too... too upright.

He kills when he says it, but he also has mercy, but he doesn't have many opportunities to show mercy when it's his turn.

But looking at Tang Monk Li Ke, Wang Mang Li Ke thought of something and looked at Dou Nuo Continent Li Ke who was standing next to Inuyasha Li Ke.

"By the way, is this how your world ends?"

When he just shared his memories, he saw what Li Ke did in Dou Nuo Continent.

Because he had obtained the immortal cultivation technique, especially the thing about catching ghosts, the moment Su Nuo appeared——

He knocked Su Nuo unconscious with one elbow!

Yes! The source of all evil in Dou Nuo Continent was knocked unconscious by his elbow!

To be precise, Shen Mu was hit by an elbow and was directly sealed. As long as he found a powerful magician, he could be killed.

"How is it possible? Because the training time is very short, I just knocked him to sleep. The reason why I was able to defeat him is just because I have magic power, so I can directly attack his soul, but this idiot Gojo Satoru He plans to do some sexy tricks, so I estimate that this prison master will still be cut in half. "

Spreading his hands, Li Ke from Dou Nuo Continent expressed his speechlessness.

It seems that they think it's okay to have him in charge, so these young people have started various magical operations again, and some people even want to study and use Su Nuo's power.

This is the rhythm of seeking death. After all, because of him, the so-called curse spirits are quite united now. When they saw Su Nuo being sealed by him, they ran away.

Others spoke softly, so they were ignored, and Li Ke from Dou Nuo Continent was still a bland character, waiting for these idiots to explode.

"This is indeed seeking death."

Tang Monk Li Ke nodded. Although he was compassionate, for such idiots looking for death, he usually watched them die and then protected innocent people.

He will dissuade and rescue those who commit suicide due to various force majeure, but not even the Buddha will rescue those who seek death on their own.

"Whatever they want, the most important thing for me right now is practice. No matter who we are, our cultivation talents are not very good."

Li Ke from the Dou Nuo Mainland shrugged and didn't care at all. Instead, he looked at Li Ke from the Hong Kong TV station aside. He was looking deep in thought when he got here, so everyone was a little curious about what he was thinking.

Seeing everyone looking at him, Li Ke's lips twitched, knowing why these people were looking at him.

"I didn't want to, but who could have imagined that I am not related to Uncle Da, but to Zhou Xingzu."

Hong Kong drama Li Ke himself was speechless. With so many people traveling through Hong Kong dramas, as long as there is a Tiger from the Crime Squad, the protagonist will probably have a very close relationship with the other person, but he is different!

The one I have something to do with is another group of people!

What gold and silver!

Ah Xing!

Liu Jing!

Zhou Xingxing!

A large group of people with similar looks began to appear in his world, and most importantly, each one became worse than the last!

Although their character and appearance can barely be regarded as individuals, it has to be said that although these people have abilities, each one is more narcissistic than the other. The only exception is He Jinyin, but this guy is the ultimate bad guy, and he doesn’t know what to do. The kind that helps each other.

But as a result, because he is handsome and rich, these bastards will come to him for help whenever they have some new ideas, especially a certain bastard named Zhou Xingxing who is threatening him with his virginity recently. Threatening him into helping him go undercover at Edinburgh High School.

If he doesn't go, then he will loudly tell everyone that he, Li Ke, raped him, Zhou Xingxing!

"So how are you feeling now?"

Tang Monk Li Ke on the side couldn't help laughing.

"What else can I do? My reputation as the number one detective can't be tarnished by this kind of entertainment, right?"

Li Ke rolled his eyes, straightened his clothes, and acted very handsome, but almost all Li Ke rolled their eyes.

Because they know very well how this guy got his title as the number one detective!

Without him!

Cheating!

So everyone started talking nonsense again. When Wang Mang Li Ke, Pirate Li Ke, Swordsman Li Ke, Primordial Li Ke and other people who were climbing the technology tree talked about technology and people's livelihood issues, most of Li Ke Ke also ran away.

After all, these people can really do politics, and it has nothing to do with these people who just want to live their own lives.

Hong Kong drama Li Ke also woke up because of this, but the moment he woke up, he saw an extremely lewd face!

"Cousin! You must help me! Help me find what my boss wants!"

When Zhou Xingxing saw that Li Ke was awake, he threw himself directly on Li Ke and spoke with a mournful face.

Li Ke only hates that Dragon Ball Li Ke's talent is not very effective in this world, and that he has just cultivated immortality and does not have much extraordinary power, otherwise he must find a way to beat this shameless rat.

"Okay, okay, tell me the plot...no, what happened, so I can help you find it."

Rolling his eyes speechlessly, Li Ke pushed away Zhou Xingxing, who was so excited that he wanted to kiss him, and was speechless.

He and the other party are only cousins, not close at all. They only became close after he recently gained a reputation as a detective, otherwise it would not have taken him so long to know that he still had such a relative.

But to be honest, he is used to seeing other earth-shattering things that Li Ke has experienced in his mind, and he really feels a little disdainful of the main plots in his world.

After all, it is nothing more than a group of gangsters and a group of terrorists causing trouble. Are the troubles from gods, monsters, and the army of extraordinary beings powerful?

Wasn’t everything calm after 1997?

Therefore, he did not take the plots of his own world seriously, especially the plots of gangsters that were familiar to him.

After all, if you are really strong, is there a category of "I can also be patriotic"?

So, looking at Zhou Xingxing, he thought about how the other party would be confused with a rich woman in the future, so he thought for a while and decided to let Zhou Xingxing hug the rich woman, so he didn't wait for Zhou Xingxing Speaking of the mission, he spoke directly.

"But you must not regret it! And the beauties during the mission are all mine!"

Zhou Xingxing agreed without thinking.

"Through fire and water! Boss!"

Li Ke nodded with satisfaction, but out of resentment, he looked at Zhou Xingxing's love for the rich woman, smiled and spoke.

"Very good! Now tell me your name."

Zhou Xingxing loves the rich woman and speaks without hesitation.

"Zhou Xingxing loves rich women!"

"Louder!"

"Zhou Xingxing loves rich women!!"

"Good! Very energetic!"

Li Ke patted Zhou Xingxing's rich wife's shoulder, and then handed him a steel ball.

"You will need it in the future. Remember, the flower language of the steel wool ball is tolerance."

Zhou Xingxing loves the rich woman: "???"

I originally wanted to write about the violent Tang Monk's Journey to the West.

But after thinking about it, I decided to write it separately, so it’s too late...

In addition, Su Nuo was really elbowed to death.