Me and countless me

Organization has always been a very important thing, not only for mortals, but also for gods.

Although entering the organization of the gods system means becoming a worker and being affected by various restrictions, it is absolutely beneficial for all kinds of scattered gods and disciples of various sects.

People who become gods can travel the universe and go to other worlds to call Buddhas and ancestors. As long as they still abide by the order set by the heaven, then you have the final say on how the local governance is.

And although fasting is not very difficult, there are not a few gods who have appetites, especially ordinary small gods. As long as they can become gods with organization, they will have incense offerings, the power of sentient beings, elixirs issued by the gods, natural materials and treasures, and the protection of the heaven and the underworld. They will not be killed casually. If they work well, they will be accepted into the sect. From then on, they will have a foothold.

So when the order was passed down, all the practitioners in Hong Kong Island went crazy, and even all kinds of hidden gods and successful ghosts had all kinds of ideas!

For example, some mountain spirits and wild beasts who had practiced but had no organization and wanted to reincarnate as humans were even more so.

So, a fox fairy also received the news, and after thinking about it, he decided to go out.

"This is a good opportunity, and by the way, I can catch my troublesome wife and teach her a lesson..."

Rubbing his forehead, the fox fairy, who was dressed in a Taoist robe and looked like a middle-aged man, counted with his fingers and felt a headache.

His wife ran away again while he was meditating, and by the way, she set up a gang in the human world, and even used magic to do evil!

So his merits were deducted again!

"This damn bitch!"

The fox fairy was immediately furious. The merits he accumulated before meditating were almost deducted by his wife!

His former reputation as Hu Junzi was also transformed into himself by the other party during his meditation, just like maxing out a credit card!

It would have been fine if she failed to pass the Heavenly Fox Examination, and she was unwilling to work as an agent to accumulate merits, and even did business in the human world to buy gems and mine gems. She ran to the human world to be a thief, using cheating and stealing to search for spiritual stones and treasures to practice.

And it was his merits that were deducted! Because he did not discipline her strictly!

But fortunately, she was not so bad as to suck people's yang energy and blood.

"It's really my calamity..."

Shaking his head, the fox fairy who almost vomited blood knew that his wife was the only obstacle to his cultivation, but after all, they had been married for hundreds of years, and he really couldn't bear to let his wife take the place of heaven, or completely imprison her ability to move, so he wiped his wife's ass every day and compensated those who were hurt by his wife.

This is also the reason why he has not been on the staff until now.

So this opportunity is a rare opportunity that comes once in a thousand years, the only opportunity that allows him to bring his wife into the system.

The emperor of the underworld is usually rotated every few hundred years in the human world, and with the increase in population, the prosperity of the breeding industry, and the population of the newly developed world will also report to the underworld, so now the workload in the underworld is so large that it makes people despair and collapse.

At this time, a new emperor of the underworld appeared. It is hard to say that he is not a great supernatural being born in response to the needs of heaven and earth. The best thing is that the other party is a person without any team. After mastering the underworld, he must develop his own team. In addition to those people in the underworld, he still needs a large number of basic personnel.

Now I help the unawakened emperor of the underworld, accumulate virtue and show merit, then as long as the emperor of the underworld returns to his position, I will at least be a judge!

So, at this moment, the fox spirit who has practiced for thousands of years decided to come out of the mountain!

But all this has nothing to do with Li Ke, who is lying on the bed.

Because at this moment, Zhou Xingxing was making noises beside him, and his partner Cao Dahua was eating the fruits in the high-end fruit basket at his bedside.

"Damn, I really don't understand why someone like me who is three points more handsome than you has to go to class every day and be messed with like this, while you can lie here to recuperate and pick up girls. It's really the same person with different fates..."

Zhou Xingxing bit the apple next to Li Ke's bed and couldn't help shaking his head.

As soon as Li Ke arrived in Edinburgh, he became a hero and saved the beauty. He also took double salary and countless awards. He could even stay in the intensive care unit when he was hospitalized. The doctors also knew what was going on. The medicines they prescribed were even various supplements. It was really hard for him to accept.

"Especially now I have to be scolded by teachers all day long. You don't know, those guys..."

Zhou Xingxing talked endlessly, including but not limited to being punished by teachers to stand all day, copy books, and various chalk attacks.

"I joined the Flying Tigers because I didn't want to study. Otherwise, I could have just gone to the police academy and become an inspector right after graduation, wouldn't it be better?"

Shaking his head, Zhou Xingxing looked at Li Ke and sighed.

"But by the time you are discharged from the hospital, I will probably be finished. But your heroic rescue of the beauty will not have any good results. After all, she is the girlfriend of Officer Huang from the Serious Crime Unit. You, a teacher, can't compare to her."

Zhou Xingxing really gave up. After all, it will be a month before Li Ke is discharged from the hospital. By that time, it will be too late! But that didn't stop Zhou Xingxing from watching Li Ke's jokes.

Li Ke rolled his eyes. He came here just to find He Min. What Zhou Xingxing was worried about didn't exist in front of him at all.

Just change the name of the person who took the gun to one, two, three, four, five, six, and seven, and then let Zhou Xingxing find it.

Other Li Ke's super powers have very little effect on him. His own, the more impressed others are on him, the more powerful his certain abilities will be. In fact, his abilities also have limitations. .

After all, people's imagination cannot come up with things beyond their own cognition, so this enhancement only allows him to learn better, improve his physical fitness, and become more handsome.

Without the integration of other Li Ke's talents, he was just an ordinary peak human being.

But looking at Zhou Xingxing's arrogant look, he slowly spoke.

"Officer Huang is not a problem at all, and the problem with your guns is not a big problem either. I have basically found it out, but you have to do one thing for me."

Li Ke stretched out, while Zhou Xingxing sneered disdainfully.

"Boss, you were sent to the hospital less than thirty minutes after entering the school, and you didn't even have any contact with the students! If you could find out, wouldn't it mean that our Royal Police in Little Britain are useless? "

After saying that, Zhou Xingxing sneered, looked around, and then pointed at the banana on Li Ke's table.

"If you can find the prisoner like this! I will show you eating a banana with my nose on the spot! And let alone the same thing, I can be a cow or a horse for you for the rest of my life!"

Li Ke nodded, looked at the arrogant Zhou Xingxing, silently took out the tape recorder in his arms, and pressed the play button.

He knew that people as mean and arrogant as Zhou Xingxing would definitely say similar things after hearing what he said, so he kept an eye on it and hid a tape recorder in his arms.

Zhou Xingxing was dumbfounded and couldn't help but point at Li Ke's arms. He instantly felt that he might have been cheated!

"Holy shit! Boss! You're plotting against me!"

Li Ke chuckled.

"Are you saying you mean what you say? Or are you saying that as a Royal Police Officer of Little Britain... you don't even have such a small amount of integrity?"

While squeezing Zhou Xingxing, who was as uncomfortable as eating shit, Li Ke pressed the replay button on the recorder, except for Zhou Xingxing's bitchy voice.

"If you can... I... act like a cow..."

The clear voice made Zhou Xingxing couldn't help but widen his eyes, but in the end, confidence in his own judgment occupied Zhou Xingxing's entire brain.

"Okay! Just bet!"

But after the words fell, Zhou Xingxing regretted it, because Li Ke immediately turned off the tape recorder and took away the tape in the tape recorder.

"A deal is made, and double happiness comes."

Li Ke smiled and nodded to Zhou Xingxing, while Zhou Xingxing pointed at Li Ke dumbfounded, even more sure that he had fallen into a pit of fire this time!

Li Ke, on the other hand, held the opponent's stiff arm and spoke.

"The one who stole the pistol is Bastard No. 1, and his elder brother is Bastard No. 2. Bastard No. 1 is just a student. He thinks he's handsome. He recognized Bastard No. 2 as his eldest brother. The gun you are looking for should be in Bastard No. 2 now. Dan No. 2 is in the hands of Dan No. 2, but he is currently smuggling and trading arms. If you want to know the specific situation, just find the person pretending to be your father. He will know everything. Remember to contact your superior and ask him to give you some Support, otherwise I think you will be beaten to death, the opponent's energy is very strong. "

Zhou Xingxing was stunned for a moment and looked at Li Ke, his eyes full of distrust.

"That boy, Bastard Number One, is indeed a bastard! But... Bastard Number Two?! Are you talking about Da Fei?! Are you sure you're not kidding me?"

Li Ke spread his hands.

"I'm not very sure about their nicknames in the world, but you can verify whether what I said is false or not. Just go back and ask your partner if there is any news about Da Fei's arms smuggling. So. , believe it or not, at least my goal was achieved. Oh, by the way, tell your partner that the undercover identity of his undercover friend, the guy named Da Fei, will be revealed by Da Fei on the day he invites him to dinner. Fly to kill, so if you are not dead, be ready to save others."

Li Ke smiled. He really didn't remember much about Weilong's story about skipping school. The only one he remembered was He Min. So I changed the name directly.

But what matters next is what he cares about. He picked up a sketch and handed it to Zhou Xingxing. Above this is the portrait he drew of the modern version of Nie Xiaoqian, because he did remember some movies about the Ghost King, which included the modern version of Nie Xiaoqian.

I have to say, this actress plays a lot of female ghosts.

"In addition, I need you to help me find someone. Her profession should be a doctor. In addition... be careful, Zhou Xingxing. I suggest that when you find him, remember to call a Taoist named Zhong Fabai and your police. Uncle Feng of the system...the explosion in Edinburgh is not that simple.”

Li Ke was very concerned about this matter, but he didn't care much about it, because in the movie in his memory, the problem was finally solved by Uncle Jiu who had traveled through time, so it wasn't a big problem.

He was just curious about the other party's ability to travel through time, and wanted to know if he could travel back.

But Zhou Xingxing still looked at Li Ke speechlessly, but still took the portrait from Li Ke.

"Oh? You are so good at painting, and she is actually a beautiful girl. But you are looking for a Taoist priest, could it be a ghost? I think you are really crazy. Didn't the doctors say that your head is fine?"

After saying that, Zhou Xingxing threw away the paper in his hand, broke off a banana from Li Ke's bedside and stuffed it into his mouth again, but it almost went into his nostrils, so he looked at Li Ke awkwardly, and then continued to speak arrogantly.

"Okay! I'll ask this scum of the Hong Kong police who only knows how to eat. If he doesn't know anything, you will call me cousin in the future! Hey! Is Da Fei really smuggling arms!"

After saying that, Zhou Xingxing didn't intend to wait for Li Ke to answer, and turned to look at Cao Dahua who was stunned.

Zhou Xingxing turned his head and saw Cao Dahua's face looking at Li Ke as if he was looking at a god, and he panicked immediately!

"Damn, it can't be true!"

Cao Dahua, whose past was exposed by Li Ke, looked at Zhou Xingxing blankly, and then nodded silently.

"What he said is true, sir."

Zhou Xingxing: "…………"

He glanced at Li Ke who took out the recorder silently and smiled, and grabbed Cao Dahua's collar with tears in his eyes, and asked in a broken voice.

"Why didn't you say such an important thing before!"

"You didn't ask! Sir!"

"Damn! Damn it!"

Zhou Xingxing immediately looked at Li Ke, and then saw Li Ke put his hand on the play button. His bold words just now appeared in his ears again, and even Li Ke, the bitch, smiled evilly and spoke.

"Officer Zhou, you don't want to be accused of being dishonest, do you?"

So——

"Okay, tell me that my gun is in Dafei's hands now, and Bastard No. 1 has confessed, but he is just a child, so you asked him to write a self-criticism, but why..."

Huang Bingyao looked at Zhou Xingxing who was lowering his head, very confused.

"But why are there two bananas stuck in your nose?"

He slammed the table hard, and then shouted angrily!

"Pretending! Or do you want to be stuck? It's really a disgrace to the Royal Police!"

I shouldn't have chosen to have all three lines mixed up.

Tomorrow I will finish writing this paragraph with 10,000 updates, otherwise the feeling will be super lame...