Me and countless me

Guanshiyin Bodhisattva's words were already clear, and Li Ke knew what was going on no matter how clear he was.

It's just that there are too few gods working now, so he came to the door if he had some cultivation.

"This is really..."

Holding his forehead, Li Ke already thought that he was being treated like a cow and a horse, so Li Ke immediately thought of a way.

That is to give away your own cultivation!

Since major departments are scrambling to become horses and cows only after they have achieved cultivation, then wouldn’t it be over if they gave this cultivation to their wives? !

His wife has no destiny, and he will have no cultivation by then! It can also allow the other party to cultivate immortality. Isn't this killing two birds with one stone, a double happiness? !

But before he could show his triumphant smile, Guanyin spoke again.

"It doesn't matter how much you cultivate."

Li Ke: “…………”

I suspect you are using his telepathic spell to read minds!

"I didn't use his telepathy."

Li Ke: “…………”

Looking speechlessly at the Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva in the sky, Li Ke gave up his struggle and found that when he was talking to the Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, he had already reached a fairy mountain shrouded in smoke.

This mountain is covered with greenery, located in the middle of the sea, and has countless purple bamboo forests in the back mountain area, which looks extremely beautiful.

but--

Li Ke saw something he didn't want to see.

A group of gods, or a monkey, a pig, a dragon, and a bear are sitting on the purple bamboo sofa watching the TV. Surrounded by a solemn monk, there is also an Arhat with a headband on one side. Cooking there.

Forget it, there are Cantonese-style refreshments on the table in front of the TV. There are even popcorn and toffee, as well as some candied dried fruits, peanuts, melon seeds and chocolate.

Li Keding took a quick look and found that there were even dry noodles, potato chips, and various sandwich biscuits on it. There was even ham sausage fried in Arhat's wok.

Of course, there is also the must-have wangwang senbei when worshiping in the south.

But he, Li Ke, has always been very strange, because speaking of senbei, it is completely a Japanese product. Will it really not be beaten by the ancestors...

Although Wang Mang and Li Ke already knew that immortals and gods actually have appetites, they would not mess up because of this. Only the old-school immortals would adhere to the lifestyle of the Xia Dynasty or Yu Dynasty. The Shang Dynasty would have done so in the Han Dynasty. It is considered a novel life of immortals and gods, so Li Ke is not surprised that immortals and gods keep pace with the times.

But before he could speak, he saw Zhu Bajie speaking kindly to him: "Hey! Junior, you also made a mistake and were sent to correct it by Guanyin? Come on, let's eat some of the tributes from the mortal world in the past few years. , I told you it’s delicious. Wait...why do you smell like senior brother and master?”

Zhu Bajie's expression became very strange, as if Li Ke in front of him would pull his ears and call him a fool the next moment.

The monkey also turned his head at this time and looked at Li Ke while speaking.

"My grandson likes this skit... Hmm? It's really similar to my grandson... Guanyin Bodhisattva! Isn't this from Mount Emei? I'll do the math later..."

After saying that, Sun Wukong, who was wearing a cassock, started counting with his fingers. Seeing him counting, Zhu Bajie, Tang Seng, and Sha Seng who was frying green pepper and ham sausage all started counting with their fingers.

Then about three seconds later, the monkey jumped down from the chair and patted Li Ke on the shoulder with a kind face.

"Well, the future emperor of the underworld, can you do me a favor while you are still in the human world?"

Li Ke looked at Sun Wukong, whose face was 80% similar to Zhou Xingxing's, with some confusion. He had no idea what kind of help the other party wanted from him.

Then, he saw the monkey speaking Guangpu.

"Well, I calculated that you are still destined to be emperor. Although there is no such thing as emperor now, you are bound to make great contributions and achievements in the future, so can you do me a favor and put the charging cable, earphone port, and data for future generations? Lines, video websites and music websites should be unified, otherwise it would be really troublesome to have memberships for one and different specifications for that. Oh, and also help to unify the specifications and models of novels, car accessories, screw accessories and the like. How about it? Anyway, you want to start a factory, do scientific research, and build a company. Please help me. If you do this, when you die, I will ask Laojun for thousands of elixirs to eat as jelly beans. "

Before Li Ke could be shocked, Zhu Bajie on the side also spoke.

"Oh, yes, Brother Monkey is right. By the way, can you help me with the size specifications of the clothes? Go buy some clothes. The sizes of each manufacturer are different. What is our size? Right, I wonder if this thing shouldn’t have a fixed number?”

After Zhu Bajie finished speaking, Monkey thought for a moment and spoke again.

"Go! Bajie, what is this! Let me tell you, there are currency exchange rates, satellite calls and space stations, virtual reality and..."

But before the monkey could continue talking, Guanshiyin pinched the monkey's head with a smile on his face, seemingly stroking it gently, but his white jade-like fingers could clearly be seen to be exerting force. Li Ke even touched the monkey's head. The sound of breaking stones was heard.

Not only that, Guanyin Bodhisattva also spoke with a kind face.

"Wukong, didn't you say that you are not allowed to reveal secrets casually..."

The monkey suddenly started sweating profusely and looked at the Bodhisattva with a flattering smile.

"That Guanyin sister, it hurts, it hurts..."

Li Ke: “…………”

Seeing these gods who could pinch and calculate what the future would look like, Li Ke only felt like a horse running wildly.

No, what have you calculated? !

The Internet has just started now! How far into the future have you seen? I knew five hundred years before and five hundred years later are not adjectives!

If I don’t know how to calculate, I don’t deserve to play with you, right? ! Isn't it just divination? I will study when I get back today!

At worst, we can use plum blossoms to develop materials science in the future!

And am I a wishing machine? !

Why do you want everything from me?

Go play magic by yourself!

But after that, Guanshiyin, Sun Wukong and others didn't say anything else to Li Ke. Everyone just had a meal, and then Li Ke asked something about the journey to the West.

Then comes the real drama.

During the period, the two parties held friendly bilateral talks. Guanyin Bodhisattva had a friendly exchange and discussion with Li Ke on the treatment and welfare issues of the underworld and Buddhism. He mainly pointed out that Buddhism's work is only to assist, so the working hours are relatively flexible, and they even have Time for banquets, team building, etc...

All in all, it just talks about the treatment issues in Buddhism.

Then after he returned to the human world, the Emperor of the Yinshi Dynasty came to visit.

During the period, the two sides also held friendly bilateral talks again. Emperor Yinshi also had friendly talks on the treatment and welfare of Yinshi and Buddhism, highlighting that the underworld is a formal institution under the heaven, and the rest time and working time can be checked in the book. Unlike Buddhism, there are often unexpected tasks that require overtime work.

The benefits of the annual annual meeting are also among the best in the three realms. As the righteous god of the underworld, he also has a share of the benefits of the heaven, and the output in the underworld will also be counted as his performance salary, and he can also work in the underworld. A few years later, he became the new emperor of the underworld, with vast room for improvement.

but--

Just after the Yinshi Emperor left, people from the Lei Department came, with the same words and the same treatment.

But just as Lei Bu left, Yue Lao came.

After Yuelao left, people from Doubu also came.

…………

So in the dark foggy space at night——

All Li Ke fell silent after sharing their memories.

Hong Kong TV drama Li Ke looked at the many silent Li Kes and finally spoke.

"You're all talking! What are you doing standing around?"

He was really numb. Today, he was visited by more than a dozen immortal departments. They all praised other departments for their good welfare benefits, and then gave him information about his own department's welfare benefits, vacation status, and how good the work was. Loose, how many people are on duty.

Each one of them is so eloquent that they are better than gold medal salesmen.

The result is that after sharing the memory, all Li Ke fell silent.

"If you can't believe it, your letter will become a leek."

Wang Mang and Li Ke, who already looked like the emperor of the underworld, ordered a stick of instant Nestle, spoke while smoking, and even subconsciously made a gesture of flipping through the files.

"It's like a cow and a horse once you get in. No one can run away. No matter how high your status is and how many benefits you have, you still have a ball to play with. Haven't you seen that all the emperors of the underworld in his world have moved to the eighteenth floor to work? You all know the time ratio there, I don’t need to say more, and let alone my side. The total number of people in the world is less than 500 million, and it’s already like this. Think about how many billions there are in your era, and then Just figure out the workload yourself.”

But Warhammer Li Ke on the other side complained silently.

"But I think it's ridiculous that gods also think it's better to talk about things at the dinner table. It's really down-to-earth."

Wasteland Li Ke felt that this was nothing.

"After all, people are happiest when eating, and when they have nothing to say, they can still say how good the food is. Eating is the easiest place for human beings to find identity and similar people, and they are very tolerant... Just why does the Celestial Dynasty Are the gods so hard-working? The gods here basically have nothing to do. Even the gods who rely on faith only show up occasionally and usually just give them divine power."

French Li Ke expressed different opinions.

"The cultural attributes are different. In fact, some foreign gods also have to work. In the Odin divine system, Odin himself has to raise sheep, but it is not as complicated as here. But the spiritual realm can also be shared. Forget it, after all, the memories are the same, but things like personality, luck, and destiny can also be shared, which is really incredible. "

French Li Ke pursed his lips and brought up something that all Li Kes were silent about.

"But if this happens, in the future, in any world where there are Eastern immortals and gods, if something happens, will they be arrested?"

Many Li Ke were silent.

Talking about work ability, the Yinshi Emperor over there and the pirate Li Ke here have proved that they are actually capable of doing business. They are not fishy or irresponsible even when they are responsible. They can barely be regarded as standard civil servants.

Needless to say, work experience, the work experience and experience provided by Emperor Yinshi has begun to seriously affect other Li Ke's concepts and attitudes.

Cultivation ability and self-protection ability, as long as the world is more relaxed, their combat effectiveness can increase geometrically.

So as long as the gods make some calculations about the big shots in the world, Li Ke will not be able to escape.

Then, Li Ke of the Three Kingdoms spoke.

"There's nothing I can do, any god can figure it out... Hahahaha! Hahahaha!!"

However, Li Ke from the Three Kingdoms couldn't help laughing halfway through his speech, because if it was based on what happened to Li Ke from Hong Kong, then the King of Hell on his side would probably be sweating profusely, right?

He couldn't help laughing when he thought of this.

But he felt that this was really not good, after all, the King of Hell was also fair in handling cases, and he was strictly speaking a light sentence at the beginning.

But, but!

How could he not laugh at such a funny thing!

So, Li Ke from the Three Kingdoms smiled more and more unbridled and more and more rampant!

Then, he saw Wang Mang Li Ke showing him a real smile from the underworld.

"Laugh, what are you laughing at, Hong Kong Li Ke can still choose his own department, and everyone has a tacit understanding to wait until his life is over before letting him join the job. As long as he doesn't commit suicide, he still has decades of time, but you?"

Wang Mang Li Ke's smile became more and more sinister.

"You were beaten by the King of Hell for disturbing the order of the underworld. Believe it or not, when the underworld emperor finds you, he will directly send you down and let you act as the government official? At that time, to put it nicely, it is to let you know that the rules of the underworld are strict and educate you. To put it bluntly, it is to atone for your sins, so don't laugh at me!"

Three Kingdoms Li Ke: "…………"

His joy disappeared with a snap.

The black monkey Li Ke came over while cracking melon seeds, with a face full of gossip.

"If that's the case, then the original monkey's journey to the west is considered labor reform? By the way, do you have Li Ke who wants to become the emperor of heaven? After I kill all the black gods, I need the help of the emperor Li Ke."

He really needs the memory of the emperor Li Ke who ascended to the throne step by step to help him rebuild the heaven, otherwise it will be super troublesome for him to do it himself, and countless tragedies will occur!

He is not like those fantasy novel protagonists who think that overthrowing the tyrant is the end of the matter. He wants to rebuild a system!

Therefore, it is very important to learn from the ideas of Emperor Li Ke!

After many Li Kes were silent for a while, in the deafening silence, they collectively ignored Black Monkey Li Ke and discussed which immortal department had easier tasks.

Especially Wang Mang Li Ke, who once said that he wanted to become the Emperor of Heaven, quietly went offline.

Just kidding, the work of the underworld alone is enough to keep him busy. From time to time, he has to squat in the eighteen levels of hell with those unforgivable souls to work overtime. How interesting is such an immortal position!

Although the treatment is really given and the status is really there.

But really forget it, the Supreme of the Three Realms is not needed!

After a group of Li Kes talked nonsense for a while, Hong Kong General Li Ke was finally shocked by his own unreliability, because some people even suggested that he go to the immortal department to treat infertility and ensure the male virility and the appearance and figure of women.

So he thought about it for a while and made a decision.

"I'll start a company and do scientific research. I'll first develop some of the technology in the Dragon Ball world, and then I'll try my best to sit at the same table with Shennong and the others! I won't go to the immortal department! I'll set up a department that's a little more relaxed! If it doesn't work out, I'll just be like the monkey, and try to find a way to stay in the kiln. It's either a big win or a big loss!"

Hong Kong variety show Li Ke patted Longzhu Li Ke on the shoulder, making Longzhu Li Ke roll his eyes.

Because——

This requires him to read a book!

The more I write about Hong Kong variety shows, the more awkward it is...

Because the more I read materials and movies, the more I feel that the structure and values ​​of many Hong Kong movies are really unbearable.

The most typical one is the police and gangster movies. I feel that the armed police are about to suppress it, but they are still using some sly things, and even talking about the rules of the underworld with the gang members, and they are even more indifferent to the sacrifice of the police.

I'm so fucking...

Looking up information and background can be broken by the disgusting childhood filter.

Even Zhou's movies, I look carefully and check the information, and there are many that have a taste. Although it is due to the times, I no longer have the mood of my childhood...

So I really admire the good writing of Hong Kong variety shows, they are really patient.

In addition, I have been watching Siheyuan recently, and I found that these people are really good at writing. I was wondering why there are fewer serious period articles, and it turns out that they are all running to Siheyuan.

It’s just that some authors really misunderstood the situation at that time. They had thousands of kilograms of fish, thousands of kilograms of fruits, and tens of thousands of kilograms of grain at that time, and they just sold them at will, which gave people a headache.

They even thought that they couldn’t be caught without surveillance...

I...