Me and countless me

However, just when she also took out her mobile phone, Li Ke stopped her.

"You don't have to think about it, you can't do it."

Li Ke looked at the stunned Selena and explained to her.

"Will the securities exchange let you go? You are not a powerful person. It is impossible to do this. You will be considered to be involved in behind-the-scenes trading and manipulating stocks. After all, you still have to testify in court. If you also invest money, then You will be hunted by the Securities Exchange and your boss."

Selina was stunned for a moment, then sighed dejectedly.

"You're right...I forgot about that."

She also thought about this. They say you can make money in the stock market, but sometimes you can't make money even if you have inside information.

Because organizations such as the Securities Exchange will come to trouble you, asking you whether you know any inside information, whether you are manipulating the stock market, etc., and then freeze or invalidate your stocks, sue you, and make you bankrupt.

Such things are not uncommon.

Especially in Gotham.

And if she dares to buy her own company's stock to go short, even if her company's boss is doomed, she herself will be doomed as well.

But Selena is not willing to do this, because after the company is closed, she will also lose her job, and therefore lose the ability to repay the loan. If she cannot find a job within two months, she will also live on the streets, and go to and It was almost the same distance, so Selina thought for a moment and showed a surprised expression.

"How about I give you the money and you help me buy it?"

Li Ke looked at her breasts and was silent for a while. He suspected that all the nutrients the other party used to develop their brains were used to develop her breasts. He couldn't help but sigh and reminded the other party of common sense.

“Then how do I pay my taxes?”

Selina felt like she was struck by lightning. She immediately thought that in this Gotham City, if anyone can compete with the entire Gotham City, then there is only one department.

IRS, United States Internal Revenue Service.

This is a very awesome organization.

So awesome that if half of the people in Gotham didn't pay taxes, the IRS would really drive armored trucks to Gotham to suppress the rebellion, massacre the city, and scalp them.

And if everyone in Gotham doesn't pay taxes, that means they are no longer ordinary rebels. Then the IRS can definitely persuade the president to launch a nuclear bomb to bomb Gotham.

They can definitely do it.

Even if the president tried to persuade him, it would not work.

Even if he, Li Ke, has a golden finger, he will not want to pay taxes. He will only ask a lawyer to help him avoid taxes. Foundations and charitable organizations are all mature cases. He does not want to be the first in the world because of The guy who doesn't pay taxes and becomes a supervillain.

By the way.

Gangsters do not pay taxes except for robbery money. In other cases, whether it is smuggling, flour, or human trafficking, these businesses also have to pay taxes.

But technically you have to pay taxes on robbery, because you always have to consume.

When you consume, you have to pay taxes.

"And after I succeed, the Securities Exchange will definitely investigate me. If they find out that I have no background and have a lot of money to do short selling, do you think they will let me go? What on earth is going on with your brain? Gotham survives?”

Li Ke glanced at the disappointed Selina with some speechlessness, knowing that the other party was disappointed because her wish to get rich by taking advantage of the opportunity failed.

"Damn bitches..."

Selina couldn't help but cursed, and then became a little depressed. Although it was easy to find a job in Gotham, it didn't mean that she, a person with bad records, that is, someone who exposed the boss's criminal facts, could easily find a job, even though she knew that she was In self-defense, but other people don't care about that.

They only know that Selena exposed her boss's criminal facts for herself, and this resume is extremely dazzling in Gotham. Continuing to look for a job in Gotham is as ridiculous as an accountant who takes the initiative to expose the boss's shady accounting books and still wants to continue working in the accounting industry.

Thinking of her future, the tragic future of not being able to repay the loan, being collected by the bank, and then the bank selling her debt contract to the gang, Selena couldn't help but cover her head and squat down. He asked painfully.

"Then would it be more comfortable for me to be shot and killed, or would it be more comfortable for me to pay off the bank loan and then die miserably?"

She was really confused.

Although she has good skills and good looks, once she loses her house and job in a wealthy area and cannot repay the loan, all of this will become a burden.

She was either captured and trained into a beautiful female slave, or she was sent to be abused and fight underground, or she was sent to a bar to be a stripper, relying on the dance skills she learned as a child to perform striptease and pole dancing.

This is common in Gotham.

She obviously learned ballet when she was a child so that she could have a good figure and have a clean-looking stage to show off her figure, so that she could marry a rich man and better enter the upper class society! Not just to make it more expensive when selling!

But the problem is that the current Gotham offers her these two paths. One path is to wait to be killed by the boss, and the other path is to die slowly and painfully after reporting the boss.

So looking at the sea in front of her, Selena really had the urge to jump in and forget it.

Li Ke looked at Selina sympathetically, but had no idea. Because even he himself has not repaid his college loans. If there is no golden finger, he will not be able to repay them until he is at least forty years old.

He didn't have a mortgage, but that was obviously not the case with Selina. For a house in a wealthy area, Selina seemed to be borrowing money from banks.

"Well, this is not the scope of my help. Well, it's getting late now. I should go to the supermarket to buy specials and cook. You know, not everyone can be like Bruce Wayne. , after a busy day or a big battle, you don’t have to buy food and cook by yourself.”

Li Ke shrugged and planned to leave. Although he didn't know what the situation was like with this Catwoman, after all, she smelled and looked pure, but he still felt that it was better to find a girlfriend with a relationship experience that was not that complicated and someone who was not very money-worshiping. Plant better.

As for Catwoman, although each version is different, Catwoman either has kleptomania or is more open to playing with men, so it is really expensive to raise her.

After all, in order to prevent Catwoman from becoming the villain in the plot, Bruce Wayne would pay for the jewelry Catwoman stole...

This kind of financial resources and connections were something he had never had before.

Moreover, even if you really want to find a female superhero in the plot as a partner, there are other options, such as Barbara, Zatanna, etc., or you can find Harley Quinn before she goes crazy.

As for Diana, Supergirl and the like, it's because they are too powerful, and Li Ke feels that his physical body may not be able to break through the defenses of Amazon demigods and Kryptonians in a short time.

Their bodies can withstand bullets, and their muscle output far exceeds the level of hydraulic machines. Are you an aerospace alloy or a shield machine?

As for Poison Ivy, Catwoman, Black Canary, etc., just play poker and that's it. If you really get married, you're guaranteed to have a lot of fun.

But because he thought of Bruce Wayne, the lines on Li Ke's face quickly became more handsome, giving people the feeling of an old-school and serious gentleman. His temperament has also changed from a relaxed and cheerful person to a serious and cold temperament. If people from other worlds saw him, they might really hallucinate that he was Batman.

Even his voice changed at the speed of light to a low tone, as if there was phlegm in his throat.

"Don't give up hope, Miss Selina. People can always find a way out. As for your safety, it depends on you. I think you can live in Gotham City with this beautiful appearance for so long. I will always find my own way. I have a lot of things to do next, so I won’t accompany you.”

The criminals on the way he just came were probably unable to stop laundry detergents and robberies, but they could still do things like rape and secret room confinement in time.

After all, if you want Batman to change, then naturally you have to tell him how to make a Batman that is truly suitable for Gotham.

And when he stood in front of him and competed with him for the Batman's cape, he could safely let the other party deal with the Court of Owls, and he could concentrate on developing his own career in Gotham.

As for places like Metropolis and Star City, it would be more difficult for him to rise. It would be better to eat the corpses of the Court of Owls to strengthen himself.

As for Selena's matter, it's really not as urgent as those imprisoned people.

However, just when Li Ke took out his embodied hook lock gun, Selina hugged Li Ke's body directly. Saying it directly made Li Ke almost unable to maintain the 'vs. Bruce Wayne' mode!

"Protect me!"

Selena looked at Li Ke with burning eyes and said it very seriously, which made Li Ke stunned, but Selena quickly told the reason why she did so.

"Fifty percent of your gaze just now was on my breasts! You must want to have sex with me, right? Don't worry, I don't want much. You can help me pay off the mortgage and provide a bathroom." Just a room and three meals! Otherwise I will really die! Please! I just paid off my mortgage and bought my bag, and I have no money to hire someone to protect me and run away!”

Li Ke was silent for a while and couldn't help but ask.

"Why me? And it's just because your place is too big and you are lower than me. When I look at you, it's normal for my eyes to fall here. You can't blame me for this."

But Selina just smiled.

"Because the remaining fifty percent of your eyes are on my legs."

Li Ke: “………………”

Speechlessly breaking free from Selena's hand, Li Ke shook his head.

"Sorry, I'm just a working-class guy, I don't have the power of Bruce Wayne, and I'm very busy."

He was really busy and had no time to clean up Selina's mess.

As mentioned before, he trained Batman to fight the Court of Owls in order to take advantage of the opportunity to make a fortune and become a powerful man, and then rely on the power of capital to develop his abilities.

He even thought of ways to increase his strength.

Just doing comics and animation.

The protagonist's ability in the first batch of comics is the same fantasy creation as him, and this protagonist will use the ability to create fantasy to create a proficiency panel system for himself, and then use the power of the system to exercise and strengthen his ability to create fantasy , and later created a reputation system.

Of these two systems, one can make all his attributes numerical and constant, and the other uses the reputation gained to strengthen all his powers and abilities. Negative reputation can strengthen destructive power, while positive reputation can strengthen creation. force.

Then the protagonist will use these two systems to enhance the power of his fantasy creation. After the power of fantasy creation is strengthened, the system's ability will be more powerful. The more powerful the system's ability is, the easier it will be to increase the power of fantasy creation. Continuously step on the left foot and the right foot to improve your strength.

During this period, there were a lot of plots about beauties pretending to be cool, and the main theme was the word "cool". You can even add dual cultivation techniques or systems to the protagonist's system. Doing that kind of thing can make both parties stronger together, stimulate potential, and evolve super powers. In short, what? How do you feel happy?

After it stabilizes, he will add some super villains and heroes that will appear in reality to link up. As for copyright issues? Super villains will be given money, and superheroes will establish a fund. When superheroes come, they can get money. If they don't want to come, they can do charity. Thus, with the help of the fame and activity of super villains and superheroes, a group of people believe that the power of this illusion is also real.

As this spreads, the power of the things created by his fantasy will increase, and then he will create a panel system and reputation system for himself to play with proficiency, and even a mall system that is actually useless!

As for talking about infinite sword fighting, how can it be as exciting to come down to the moon and fight life and death?

Wouldn’t it be better to use this power to directly play the rules system?

Although there are those gameplays, improving the strength of the body and the rules-based gameplay is what Li Ke wants! And even if you want to play like this, after directly showing your super power, and matching it with your own comics, the increase in fantasy creation will only be even greater!

Even in the end, you can create the system for others and then take a commission behind the scenes!

and……

"And where is the fun in finding women now to find Bruce Wayne who is still confused? I haven't even given out the expired redemption coupon for my parents..."

Li Ke shook his head and prepared to leave again. But Selena was really about to cry. She didn't have to wait for the bank to ask the gang to collect the money. There was a 50% chance that her boss would send someone to kill her again when she went back now, so she was really desperate and hurriedly He grabbed Li Ke's cloak again.

Feeling the high-end cloak fabric and the thin layer on Li Ke's body, which revealed the opponent's eight-pack abs, but could make the opponent ignore bullets, Selena really felt that this This is the last chance to survive in this life.

If you are not a powerful person, you really can’t afford this fabric!

So she directly grabbed Li Ke's waistband and cried out.

"You are willing to save me unconditionally, so you are a good person and will not sell me casually. Moreover, your body is made of high-grade fabrics that ordinary people cannot buy. Yes, yes, I actually have an accounting job. Certificate, I can help you check some accounts, I'm very useful! Oh, by the way! You can enter my body, but I won't enter your life! Just tell me in advance and let me go. Just find a new job and rent an apartment when you have time! I will never interfere with your life with your girlfriend, wife, wife, or lover! Please support me! I have practiced ballet, and I have never had a man before. Friend! Please! Otherwise I will really die!"

Li Ke stopped immediately and turned to look at Selina who was crying.

"Do you have an accounting certificate?"

It's not that he's lustful, but that his new company really needs a cheap and easy-to-use accountant, and Catwoman's conditions are so humble, it's really good to hire her as an accountant.

At least you don’t have to pay too much!

After all, he doesn't really have much capital, and he still has to negotiate with publishers and publishing houses, so he can save whatever he can.

"Yes! Yes! It's just that designers have higher wages and are less likely to die, so I chose the designer! You know, the mortality rate of accountants in Gotham is really high!"

Selina nodded crazily, and Li Ke nodded after thinking for a moment.

"Okay, I can ask you to be my accountant."

After hearing this, Selena breathed a sigh of relief, but Li Ke spoke again.

"But I only ask you to be an accountant, and you will not be involved in any illegal things."

After a moment of silence, Selina showed a confident smile to Li Ke, nodded, and then knelt on the beach holding Li Ke's belt.

"I understand, I'm just the accountant...wait, where is the zipper?"

Li Ke: “…………”

This damn Gotham! Why do you make people so aware of current affairs?

Rolling his eyes at Selena, Li Ke lifted her body, then triggered the hook lock gun in his hand again, flying over the wall amidst her exclamations, and placed her where he could see her , he picked up the Wincheston he carried with him, came to the window of the illegally imprisoned pervert, and then said hello to him when he looked at him in horror.

"Hello, Mazefak!"

The next moment, the holy flame will exorcise the devil!

The fire suddenly enveloped the perverted guy, and his whole body flew backwards, and the entire second half of his body turned into minced flesh.

Li Ke put his hand on the wall of his house, and in an instant, a batarang symbol was left on the wall.

Although the things he created cannot leave the body, they can still affect the world, whether it is a hook gun or a seal.

At this time, Li Ke also picked up the pervert's cell phone, called the Gotham City Police Department, and spoke with a voice like Batman.

"Gotham police officers, No. 178 Black Veil Street, are here to claim the credit!"

To be honest, the thing that disgusts the police the most about Batman and other superheroes is——

The police don't get credit when they do their job!

And police officers also have to live.