Me and countless me

"These women..."

Li Ke moved the phone away from his ear and looked at the pile of missed calls on the phone screen. He couldn't help scratching his head, so he continued to deal with his work while responding to the calls from these women.

"Yes, Jennifer, but will you marry me?"

"That's right, Felicia, that doesn't mean I don't want to get married."

"Wait a minute, this is not something we agreed on. I have been asking to marry you, but you don't agree to it. Are you willing now? If you are not willing, isn't that right?"

Li Ke was overwhelmed by countless phone calls. When the time reached evening, Li Ke finally stopped. Then he reluctantly opened his mobile phone and edited a text message.

The content is very simple, and the general meaning is: "I have no intention of attacking minors, but I do hope that a girl whose goal in life is to live a peaceful life will get married, and I don't mind keeping herself clean for this purpose, and no longer dating other women. After all, I don’t want to wait anymore. I want a normal family and a normal relationship, not such a twisted life.”

Li Ke hesitated several times with his thumb when sending the text message. Of course he knew what the consequences would be, but this was also something he had wanted to do for a long time.

These women don't want to marry themselves, but they tease themselves and go to bed with them every day, which makes their popularity and reputation very bad. Normal girls who want to live a good life will leave them as soon as they hear their name. We are thousands of miles away and it is impossible to have a good communication with ourselves.

He always felt that this was one of the reasons why he had never been able to get married. After all, his reputation was on the same level as Tony Stark.

And what is this disconnected thing, a licking dog and his hundreds of goddesses?

It's so uncomfortable.

So Li Ke just hesitated for a moment, pressed the group send button, and then spoke with some self-deprecation.

"Isn't it going to destroy the world all of a sudden?"

Sighing softly, Li Ke picked up the coffee in front of him and tried hard to clear his mind so that he didn't look so downcast.

Wanda is currently in the hospital with Pietro. It is not a big problem to have her own Aunt May. But what makes him not sure whether it is regret or relief is that the Aunt May in his world is not that beautiful mature woman. But a kind old lady.

Just because the relationship with Peter has become a little delicate, Li Ke rarely goes to see Aunt Mei.

"Ah, what a mess."

Li Ke rubbed his hair and threw his phone in front of him. Then the next moment, a circle of light appeared in front of Li Ke. He had brilliant blond hair, a plump figure, and a strange aura of being out of the world. The young woman appeared in front of Li Ke.

Seeing this woman, Li Ke subconsciously rubbed his temples and spoke helplessly.

"Didn't you say that you yearn for eternal travel more than love? Why do you want to see me today?"

Looking at Gu Yi in front of him, Li Ke spoke helplessly, but suddenly found that Gu Yi gave him a different feeling today, because the moment the other party appeared, black slowly took over the mainstream of his office.

"I still think so now, but because of you, many things in this world have changed... Strange's girlfriend likes you, so she won't get into a car accident. I'm not very easy to take action. So I need someone to help me, and because Jane Foster will no longer like Thor, so after a while, very troublesome things will appear in this world, and the most important thing is..."

Gu Yi came to Li Ke, lifted Li Ke's chin, and showed a provocative smile.

"I've become different too."

While speaking, Li Ke could see clearly that the other party had a black dress, or a robe in other words.

So Li Ke, who was somewhat silent, spoke.

"Where's Dormammu?"

Furuichi chuckled, then pointed at himself.

"I don't know. Anyway, I didn't see him the last time I went there."

Li Ke: “…………”

Although he and Dormammu had no grievances, Li Ke's intuition told him that Dormammu was absolutely miserable now, and the reason for his misery definitely had something to do with him!

Moreover, Li Ke really wanted to know what Kama Taj would look like now, but he always felt that he would see something very subtle. Therefore, Li Ke gave up his idea and asked directly. .

"So what do you want to do when you come to me? I don't believe you would come to me for no reason. Of all the women I have slept with, you are the only one who doesn't love me."

Li Ke very straightforwardly told what this woman Gu Yi had done, but the other party still looked indifferent, as if what Li Ke said did not hurt her at all.

"Who can say for sure? But I did come to you for something, and I came to warn you."

She just stretched out her finger and shook it slightly, and the next moment a black power and green power appeared in front of Li Ke, and then a scene of the Scarlet Witch killing everyone appeared in front of Li Ke:

With red power floating in her hand, Wanda grabbed one of Gwen's feet with one hand, tore Gwen in half, and then sneered.

"You're lying! You're obviously not pregnant!"

Then Wanda threw Gwen's body aside and continued to kill people: the second one was Pepper, who was directly vaporized by the scarlet magic, and the third one was Carol, who reacted and a sharp blade formed by scarlet magic directly chopped off her head.

After Carol's death, no one could resist Wanda's power. Wanda just exploded and countless people died.

But at this time, Wanda was completely crazy, because among the broken limbs, she held six infinite gems in her hand and spoke angrily.

"I want to make sure that there will be no females in this world who can like Dick!"

Then the scarlet magic enveloped the whole world, including Wanda herself, and all the females in the universe Duang disappeared, including but not limited to plants, microorganisms, silicon-based organisms and other organisms. , and because of the mixture of scarlet magic, the infinite gems collapsed and destroyed directly.

So, the civilization of the universe began to decline.

Li Ke: "………………"

What kind of weird infinite war is this? !

"Are you kidding me?"

Looking at the Supreme Mage in front of him with dead fish eyes, Li Ke was sure that the other party was kidding him.

"Who knows? This is just a possibility. You should know that all women who have slept with you will be strengthened in strength, but they will also want to stay by your side hopelessly... After all, the sense of order in you is really fascinating."

But the Supreme Mage, who had turned his head and looked at Li Ke's face, suddenly stood up straight, and then took out an ice cream from somewhere and stuffed it into his mouth, looking at Li Ke with a half-smile.

"So, who said that such a thing would not happen?"

Li Ke was a little hesitant. He didn't know whether he should believe the words of this crazy woman. After all, he had already experienced the other party's eccentricity.

During the time of dating with the other party, the other party would even suddenly turn into the white-bearded Ancient One, which made him feel that his heart was going to have problems during that time.

"So?"

"So I came to ask you for help. Here, use this to smash Strange's hands. This is his fate."

As he said that, Gu Yi threw a steel baseball bat to Li Ke, and Li Ke looked at it and threw it aside, speaking unhappily.

"You should have received the message, so if you are not dating with the purpose of marrying me, please leave. I plan to start over."

After these words, Gu Yi was still smiling. She really didn't care about these things. Li Ke didn't care much either, so she planned to continue doing her own thing.

But——

"Do you remember the last time you were teleported away because of a strange thing?"

Gu Yi started talking, then raised her hand, and a Nordic-style dagger appeared in her hand, and Li Ke's expression suddenly looked like she saw feces.

He bought this dagger when he accompanied an ex-girlfriend to a charity auction. Other people were fine with it, but he broke up with Ancient One at the time, and not only did he break up with his ex-girlfriend, but this damn dagger also teleported him to a strange alien planet.

On that planet, he was first forced to be a slave of a female alien tribe with cat ears for two days, and then was thrown to Xandar by Captain Marvel, and was forced to have a life-and-death race with several alien police officers, and fought with a group of interstellar gangsters, and then went to bed and was dumped one after another.

In the end, he was even teleported to a planet with basically only black stones by a teleportation device, and got together with a group of people who looked difficult to mess with.

However, there he also saved an alien girlfriend who was holding a spear, whose name has not been told to him so far, and whose makeup was very bad. The other party was injured and almost died. He found her and saved her.

I thought we were both single, but she told me she had a husband after they had sex. Although she planned to divorce when she returned, she still didn't plan to marry Li Ke because she had a more important mission.

In the end, she was teleported back to Xandar, but something went wrong halfway and she went to the Kree Kingdom. Because of the Captain Marvel token on her body, she was tortured and imprisoned. After something happened with the female prison guards and prisoners inside, Captain Marvel came down from the sky and said he would take her out to relax.

Then, she had sex with him in the resort, and then she went crazy and said she wanted to protect the safety of the galaxy and threw him back to Earth.

So Li Ke had a headache when she saw the dagger, and the first thing she did when she came back was to sink it into the sea.

"Don't tell me this thing is a goddess's thing, or a seal or something like that. I've had enough of the Egyptian gods... So what are you doing here?"

But Gu Yi just tapped the blade of the dagger, and then a thin golden thread connected to Li Ke's body, and then she shrugged.

"You are right. This dagger seals a goddess. To be more precise, it seals the cowardly memory of a goddess. But the power of this dagger has already entered your body without your knowledge. So soon, the goddess who senses that her power has been touched will come down to earth to find you and find a way to take the power back from you, so that you can face your past cowardice and become braver."

Li Ke covered his face speechlessly. He was familiar with this routine. The last time he found a treasure from the ancient Greek period, a goddess called Athena said this to him.

Later, a goddess called Aphrodite also said the same thing.

Anyway, Li Ke didn't know whether it was a goddess or not, but it was indeed a lot of trouble, and there was almost no benefit.

"So you are here to take away the divine power?"

Li Ke asked with the last hope, and Gu Yi still had that kind of half-smile expression.

"On the contrary, that power has become a part of you, and has merged with the Greek power and Egyptian power in your body, so no one except you can take this power away. I just want to tell you..."

Gu Yi put the dagger in Li Ke's hand.

"The history of this world is completely different from the history you know."

As Gu Yi's voice fell, a piece of news that made Li Ke's eyes widen instantly appeared in Li Ke's computer.

"The latest news is that Miss Pepper Potts of Stark Group has discovered Obadiah, one of Stark's largest shareholders,' conspiracy to murder Tony Stark, and caught him red-handed. Tony Stark therefore received timely support from the US military and was successfully rescued. He is now being transported back to the United States for medical treatment..."

What? !

Li Ke immediately looked at his computer screen, and then saw Pepper standing next to the Stark Building, waving his fist and explaining.

"I was checking the financial statements and reports at the time, and after I found something wrong, I investigated it, and then I found out the news, but just when I went to question him, Obadiah attacked me with a pistol, and then I knocked him down with one punch..."

While speaking, the surveillance showed that the petite Pepper Potts nimbly dodged the bullets fired by Obadiah and two bodyguards, and withstood the impact of the infrasound wave, knocked Obadiah down with one punch, and then knocked down the remaining two bodyguards with a whip kick.

Li Ke: “…………”

He knew very well that it was nothing more than Pepper’s working ability becoming stronger, discovering clues, and then her physical fitness and reaction ability becoming stronger, and because of his teaching, she bravely launched an attack.

This was just a small change, but it caused such a big change. Without the transformation in the cave, would Tony Stark still be the Iron Man?

Li Ke doubted this.

And this also meant one thing.

The history he knew was destroyed because of Dick! He didn’t know what would happen in the future, whether others knew it or not, but he didn’t know it!