Me! Cleaner!

Chapter 709: Poke first as a sign of respect

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Looking at this weird hidden badge, Leon couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth. The wearing effect of this badge is also unreasonable. Shouldn't my artistic talent skyrocket as soon as I raise my hand?

And why is there no advanced route? I feel like I can replenish my political abilities a little, work hard to enhance my moral cultivation, and then study art and achieve comprehensive development of morality, art, and governance. Isn’t this badge a direct upgrade?

"Hmm... not bad, let's leave it like this for the carriage greeting part!"

Looking at Lyon, who suddenly showed a sudden surge of leadership in every gesture for some unknown reason, the little old man nodded with satisfaction, then pulled down the flow chart on the wall, squinted his eyes and muttered:

"Next is the reception of foreign guests, speeches by fifteen ministers and the Prime Minister, a public party in the entire royal capital, speeches and oaths to all the citizens, and a private banquet after the ceremony... Oh, by the way, regarding the cake cutting at the banquet, you must You have to study hard!”

"No... I have to do all this stuff?"

"Of course you come!"

The little old man said seriously:

"The people from the Etiquette Department and I have set the process for you according to the traditional etiquette system. Most of the procedures are solemn and solemn. Although they can show the majesty, they are not conducive to showing the affinity of the royal family. We need to add a more people-friendly link, and the hands-on Cutting cakes for guests is undoubtedly the most appropriate choice.”

When he said this, the little old man paused slightly, stretched out his hand to stroke his beard, then squinted his eyes and recalled with nostalgia:

"I was elected to the Department of Ceremonies back then because I cut the cake well. While showing the majesty of the royal family, I did not neglect any of the guests present, and received strong praise from the late king!

Haha, Your Excellency, tomorrow I will prepare six ceremonial knives of different shapes for you. When combined, there are probably more than ninety different cutting methods. You only need to learn twelve common small flower knives to deal with the more special ones. situation... such as this scene. "

After drawing six little figures on the wall, the little old man looked at Leon eagerly, ignoring his increasingly gloomy expression, and asked expectantly:

"If at tomorrow's private banquet after the ceremony, envoys from the six countries of the Northern Kingdom, the Kingdom of Thunderstorm, the Kingdom of Thousand Sails, the Kingdom of Refractive Light, the Kingdom of Witches, and the Kingdom of Green Shade come over at the same time with dinner plates, what should you do? Can cutting cakes accommodate the distance and distance between kingdoms without harming the diplomatic relations between them?”

"Stab to death."

"ah?"

Maybe because he was a little old, he didn't hear clearly what Leon said. The little old man came closer and asked curiously:

"Your Excellency, what did you just say?"

"I just said...I want to stab them all to death!!"

After seizing the pen with his hand and scratching out all six idiots who couldn't even cut a cake, Lyon, who had been tormented for more than ten hours, directly took the pen in his hand and made a series of stabs. posture, and then in the frightened expression of the little old man, he gritted his teeth and threatened:

"If you know how to cut it, then do it! Cut it for me properly!

Also, listen up! Tomorrow, anyone who dares to come to me with a plate and cut a cake for him will be stabbed by me! Then they were dragged out of the banquet, hung on tree branches at the entrance of the palace, and bled one by one! Put him to death and pull him down! "

(っ°Д°;)っ? ! !

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It’s strange. Why is there something a little wrong with today’s wedding?

Looking at the busy waiters outside through the translucent stained glass in the waiting room, the princess always felt that something was missing and could not help but frown in surprise.

Anna, who was accompanying her as a bridesmaid, noticed Princess Veronica's strange expression, immediately held her arm, and asked softly with some worry:

"What's wrong? What happened?"

"I didn't notice anything happened..."

After looking at the situation outside through the glass, Princess Veronica shook her head and replied in a low voice with some confusion:

"But today's wedding seems to have been simplified a lot compared to the original process." "Ah? Is there any?"

"some."

After nodding slightly, Princess Veronica clapped her fingers and counted each item one by one:

"Normally speaking, before we get here, there should be two dress checks, three makeup and beauty treatments, dressing gown service, leaving home as a souvenir, and a light meal with makeup... After all of these are completed, we will set off from the palace and go to Wedding venue.”

After counting more than a dozen tedious processes in succession, Princess Veronica said with some confusion in Anna's surprised look:

"But those repetitive processes are much less. Although commemorative services and the like are all done, they are done very perfunctory... Strange, this doesn't look like the style of the etiquette department?"

“…”

Good guy... is it so troublesome? And there are more rules on the groom’s side? Can eldest brother bear it?

After listening to Princess Veronica's words, Anna couldn't help but clenched her fists worriedly, and then tentatively guessed:

"Could it be that the eldest brother felt that the process was too cumbersome, so he discussed it with the people in the etiquette department and simplified the unnecessary processes?"

"Maybe..."

After nodding slightly suspiciously, Princess Veronica said curiously:

"But many of the people in the etiquette department are affiliates of the older generation of the royal family. They are very senior and very stubborn. How did Leon convince them?"

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"Stab to death! Stab them all to death!"

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With a click, he pulled out half of the stool leg from the iron chair and made a vigorous stabbing gesture. Leon, who was putting on makeup in front of the mirror, pushed away the pale female makeup artist next to him and looked at the man behind him with a ferocious expression. The little old man shouted:

"I can't offer condolences! I'll stab anyone to death if I offer condolences!

The speech will not! I'll just look for the one closest to me!

Not going to the royal party! If you have to go, I'll stab each one on sight!

Pray not to do it before marriage! If you keep nagging me, I will rush out and stab the horse statue together! "

"You...you you..."

"Get out of here! Otherwise I'll start stabbing you!!"

"Oh! Don't! Don't come over!"

After replacing the badge with a fear effect and scaring away the little old man who was trying to force himself to go through the process, Leon helped the female makeup artist who fell on the ground and helped her up, explaining apologetically:

"I'm sorry, what I just said didn't include you. The main reason is that the old man is too annoying. It's only useful to yell at him like this... So what, just go on and put on your makeup. Don't worry, I usually won't stab people."

"Okay...ok..."

She stretched out her hand to support the lame chair next to her. After she stood upright while shaking with the chair, the female makeup artist, whose legs were trembling, swayed to the left hand side away from the "murder weapon" and continued to **** Leon while trembling. Put on makeup.

And while Lyon closed his eyes and accepted the makeup service like Parkinson's from the female makeup artist, the guests who came to attend the wedding began to enter the venue one after another.

But when the envoys from the major kingdoms arrived outside the auditorium and saw the huge photos hanging outside, a horrifying scream suddenly rang out from the envoys from the Northern Kingdom.

"Impossible! Hers must be fake! Fake!!"

(End of chapter)