Mecha Forger
Chapter 7 The Master of Lying
Tang Gang's moving lips opened and closed like a fish out of water.
After a while, Tang Gang lowered his head, licked his dry lips, and said calmly: "I heard that Gu Gu Chicken is delicious and nutritious..."
What the hell is cuckoo chicken?
Tang Fan stared into his eyes and said solemnly: "So!"
Tang Gang rubbed his hands and whispered: "I hunted two on the R25 Wild Planet. Let's have chicken soup tonight!"
Looking at Tang Gang's eyes with a little expectation, Tang Fan wanted to slap him in the face.
This girl doesn't even know what the key points are, what the priorities are, she only knows how to deal with him!
Tang Fan tried his best to suppress his anger and said word by word: "Don't tell me that you robbed a fleet for these two cuckoo chickens!"
This kind of unreliable thing may not be possible for others, but it is not impossible for Tangshan Iron and Steel.
Tang Gang pointed his fingers and said pitifully: "Baby, how can you say that to me? You... don't love me anymore!"
A man with an unshaven beard and whose eyes, nose and mouth can't be distinguished, acting coquettishly and cutely towards you, is really not an ordinary eye-catcher.
Tang Fan felt as if a bowl of chili oil had splashed into his eyes - it was so spicy that it hurt!
Tang Fan neatly snatched the job from Tang Gang's hand, and then swung the knife towards Tang Gang with a single glance. Tang Gang immediately became intimidated.
"It's nothing! It's just...someone wanted to buy my Gu Gu Chicken, but I didn't agree!"
After saying that, Tang Gang spread his hands and said, "That's just the way it is, believe it or not."
For the sake of two cuckoo chickens and offending a nobleman who could afford mercenaries, Tang Gang's ability to commit suicide was as outstanding as ever.
It sounded so unreliable, but Tang Fan believed it.
For the sake of two cuckoo chickens and offending a nobleman who could afford mercenaries, Tang Gang's ability to commit suicide was as outstanding as ever.
It sounded so unreliable, but Tang Fan believed it.
The big stone in Tang Fan's heart finally fell to the ground. He leaned on the back of the sofa and asked in a deep voice: "As honest as you are, you won't mind telling me who the prodigal son who wants to buy your Gu Gu Chicken is!"
The implication is: You must not know who you have offended! tell me the story!
Tang Gang laughed twice and explained in a low voice: "That woman was fully armed and surrounded by a group of mercenaries. I didn't see it at all..."
Tang Fan couldn't help but change his expression after hearing this.
Seeing that something was wrong, Tang Gang quickly added, "I heard someone next to her call her Mrs. Smith."
Tang Fan knocked on the armrest of the sofa and pondered for a moment. A cluster of anger spread in Tang Fan's eyes at a speed visible to the naked eye.
"I hope what you said is true!"
Tang Gang smiled dryly and said: "I wouldn't dare to lie to anyone, my baby! Besides, it's your birthday in two days, we have to have a good meal, right?"
Tang Gang's last sentence successfully extinguished the anger in Tang Fan's eyes.
After his mood stabilized a little, Tang Fan silently extended his hand to Tang Gang.
Tang Gang looked at Tang Fan in confusion, "What are you doing?"
Tang Fan gritted his teeth and said, "Where's the Gugu chicken! If you don't give it to me, how can I make chicken soup for you?"
As soon as Tang Gang heard this, he knew that he had passed the test today. He took out the two hard-won cuckoo chickens from the space buckle, raised his hands and handed them to Tang Fan.
The status of the chef is unshakable.
As soon as Tang Fan took over the cuckoo chicken, Tang Gang ran towards the door. The only thing left in the room was Tang Gang's joyful voice like "the serfs have been liberated", "I'll call William and his family to come over for dinner." !”
Carrying two cuckoo chickens weighing a hundred kilograms and looking at Tang Gang who had gone away, Tang Fan felt despair deep in his heart.
What should I do if I have such a father in my stall?
Of course I choose to forgive him!
The desperate Tang Fan lost his proud observation ability and didn't even notice that Tang Gang outside the window had already filled his pace and his expression had changed.
The state of lying is seven points true and three points false.
In other words, don't tell all the truth or tell all the lies, so as to guide others to imagine in the direction you want.
Even if you are exposed in the future, you can still look innocent and pretend that nothing happened, and others will not be able to do anything to you.
Tang Gang is such a master of lying.
But even for such a master liar, he still inevitably feels guilty after deceiving his own baby.
After turning from the 'boulevard' of Beta Street to an alley, Tang Gang simply stopped by an abandoned house and took out a cheap "hemp" (similar to cigarettes, but mentally narcotic) from his pocket. The effect is stronger, and it is very popular among interstellar residents, especially star thieves). He leaned against the wall and smoked puff after puff.
The carefree, disbelieving ruffian-like look in front of Tang Fan was swept away, replaced by a heavy look on his face.
He once again thought of the Mrs. Smith mentioned by the mercenary, a woman who was surrounded by people wherever she went, named Zhang Iwei.
She and her husband, Willie Smith, a rising political star in Capital Star, are firmly at the top of the blacklist of Tangshan Iron and Steel's enemies.
Not to mention that the woman was fully armed and surrounded by a group of mercenaries. Even if she turned into ashes, Tang Gang could recognize her at a glance.
There was just such a woman, and Tang Gang didn't disregard the overall situation and killed her on the spot, which was already a sign of his excellent self-control.
Forced buying and selling is simply impossible!
If it weren’t for the heavy responsibility on our shoulders… If it weren’t for the heavy responsibility on our shoulders…
Tang Gang couldn't help but clenched his fist, and his nails made a deep mark on his palm, but Tang Gang didn't notice it at all.
The favored man who was happy with his grudges back then has now become a sloppy man who can only hide in a corner and savor the hatred of his country and his family alone, and can do nothing but tolerate it.
Only Tanggang himself knows what it feels like.
A hemp fire quickly bottomed out.
Tang Gang was about to get another one, but accidentally missed it.
Just as Tang Gang was looking around, a small voice broke through the air.
Tang Gang frowned, and a glove suddenly appeared on his left hand. Two long fingers accurately clamped the object, and his sharp eyes were directed at the man with the backlight at the end of the alley.
The next second, Tang Gang relaxed completely, put the numbness between his fingers into his mouth, and said vaguely: "You are several years old, and you still play such children's tricks, you Are you tired?"
Robert walked over slowly with a hemp in his mouth and sneered: "You don't have to lie to children all day long to make them tired."
Tang Gang choked at these words and almost rolled his eyes, but if he thought about it carefully, there was really nothing wrong with Robert's words.
Tang Gang rubbed his nose and said with a dry laugh: "Come on, are you here specifically to laugh at me today?"
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