Chapter 22 – The Scene Of A Car Rollover Accident Happened.

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Editor: SleepyMango123

Bai Ruan’s lips were as soft as spring water warmed by the sun. This taste brought out all the wolfishness that Lang Jing Feng had buried in his heart. He originally only wanted a light kiss, but the moment he was touched by Bai Ruan, he couldn’t control it anymore. Like a hungry wolf that just swallowed Bai Ruan into his belly, he couldn’t restrain himself.

“Teacher Bai,” Lang Jing Feng muttered vaguely, “I like you. What should I do? Teach me…”

Bitten by a wolf! My mouth was bitten!

This thought caused Bai Ruan’s hair to explode. Tears filled his eyes, and the rumble of rushing blood hit his eardrums in an infinitely amplified manner, overwhelming Lang Jing Feng’s whispers. Bai Ruan struggled and tried to “kick his legs” against Lang Jing Feng’s using the unique martial arts of the little white rabbit. In nature, relatively strong hind legs were the rabbit’s only weapon. Back then, Bai Ruan happened to use it when he escaped from the wolf’s mouth while struggling. His leg hit the wolf’s right eye.

However, under the control of a wolf, the resistance of a little rabbit with all its strength was almost as light as a tickle. Lang Jing Feng not only kissed more vigorously, but it also became more intensified. Pushing Bai Ruan into the corner between the door and the wall, and pressing his leg against Bai Ruan making him unable to move, Lang Jing Feng softly said, “Teacher Bai, be good…”

The dim and cramped environment in the utility room added a bit of taboo and secrecy to the kiss. Lang Jing Feng was stimulated by the strong sense of morality, and he was about to do something more to Bai Ruan, when his arms were suddenly empty!

Lang Jing Feng couldn’t control himself and banged his head against the wall. The dull pain on his forehead came along with the touch of the clothes falling on his shoes.

“Teacher Bai!?” Lang Jing Feng was stunned and lowered his head subconsciously.

A pair of black trousers and a white shirt were piled on the ground by his feet. Two small ears which looked like willow leaves stood up from the collar of the shirt, and a white rice cake-like ball of hair was covered with a yellow talisman. The little hairball was trembling, but didn’t make any big moves. It seemed to expect that the talisman paper could hide it, like a small prey hiding under a leaf waiting for the predator to leave.

Bai Ruan’s breath instantly filled the whole room. It was the scent of being warmed by the sun, like the smell when the tip of his nose was pressed against a little white belly that was as soft as a cloud.

“You…” Lang Jing Feng was caught off guard by the double cuteness of sight and smell. His eyes trembled and the clusters of needles in his pupils became sharp and bright.

The utility room was too small for Bai Ruan to escape. He only tried to turn his body into a small and tight ball, almost squeezing out rabbit juice but it was not enough. Bai Ruan wanted to turn himself from a fist to a nail, so small that the sharp eyes of the wolf couldn’t see him.

But he couldn’t be blamed. Lang Jing Feng’s wolf teeth bit his lips and the tip of his tongue, and his wolf paws clamped on him tightly. The strong demon input and close physical contact shook Bai Ruan mercilessly. All the alarms rang in his brain. No matter how Bai Ruan tried to stay sensible, his brain that was controlled by instinct didn’t listen to any persuasion. Like a madman, he basically conveyed with his limbs, “I was bitten by a wolf. Ahhhhh. A wolf cub killed a man. Ahhhh“.

It was not known how long the silence lasted.

It might have been a minute or only a few seconds. In short, Lang Jing Feng finally recovered his speaking ability. First he turned his head, spit out a few rabbit hairs, and then squeezed a sentence from clenched teeth, “… You’re a rabbit demon?”

Bai Ruan was motionless except for his involuntary shaking.

“You’re afraid of me?” An ominous shadow suddenly passed through Lang Jing Feng’s heart.

He didn’t have time to figure out the specific ominousness, but instinctively felt that the logical chain of the whole thing was disrupted by the fact that Bai Ruan was a rabbit demon who was afraid of wolves. He leaned over to Bai Ruan and stretched out his hand, as if he had to personally touch Bai Ruan to believe the truth.

“Ji!” Seeing that the wolf cub was about to touch him again, Bai Ruan screamed and jumped like a bouncy ball to the other end of the utility room, shrinking into the farthest corner diagonally from Lang Jing Feng.

“Teacher Bai, I…” Lang Jing Feng helplessly took a step towards Bai Ruan.

“Ji Ah!” Bai Ruan, who had been scared to madness, roared and jumped into an empty bucket, trying to increase his defence value.

“Okay, okay. I won’t go over.” Seeing Bai Ruan’s shock, Lang Jing Feng hurriedly comforted him and raised his hands to surrender.

Bai Ruan in the empty bucket roared, “Ji! Ji!!!”

Lang Jing Feng couldn’t understand the rabbit’s language, but vaguely understood that this was pushing him away. He gritted his teeth and said, “Okay. I’ll go out first.

With that, Lang Jing Feng walked out of the utility room.

During the morning self-study period, the whole teaching building was very quiet. At first glance, there was no one in the empty corridor. Lang Jing Feng heaved a sigh of relief, closed the door, and stood with his arms around the wall opposite the door. Some things were out of expectation and couldn’t be figured out. To be precise, not only was it something one couldn’t figure out, but it would leave them even more confused.

Why would a rabbit go against its nature and approach a wolf?

What the hell could it be besides liking him!?

But why would he not let him kiss him?

Lang Jing Feng’s teeth itched anxiously. Thinking about Bai Ruan’s frightened little appearance, he couldn’t bear to go in and ask. The whole thing was a mess and he wanted to bite on the heating pipe next to him.

At the same time, on the other side, Bai Ruan quietly shrank in an empty bucket. With a sense of security, he quietly calmed his emotions.

His fear dissipated like waves of low tide sea water, and the memory of being strongly kissed by Lang Jing Feng gradually revealed its appearance like a reef in the shoal. After recovering, he realised the kiss was really a kiss, not a bite.

The palpitating touch of the lips and tongue, the arms wrapped around the waist like steel, the airflow sweeping across the cheeks warmly, and the sound of whistling in the ears in a low and magnetic manner… Bai Ruan finally felt a little bit more at ease. His heartbeat became fierce again, half was from the shame and anger of being kissed by his student, and half was from the fear being aroused again.

Thinking that his first kiss was not only lost so mindlessly, but also to his natural enemy, Bai Ruan’s mood became unspeakably complicated.

“Ji…” Bai Ruan curled up, buried his face in his two fluffy front paws, drooped his ears and just wanted to empty everything in his mind for a while.

At this time, the door of the utility room was knocked, and Lang Jing Feng’s voice came in, with a rare emotion of anxiety, “Teacher Bai, can you come out?”

Hearing Lang Jing Feng’s voice, Bai Ruan was so angry that he stared sharply, flew out of the bucket, and jumped to the door with several vertical leaps. All of his soft fluff exploded, and he reprimanded in a deep voice, “Ji! JiJiJi! Ji!”

Taking advantage of Lang Jing Feng’s incomprehension, he exploded with foul language.

“Fuck,” Lang Jing Feng frantically continued, “I can’t understand.”

Bai Ruan transformed back into his human form in the utility room. Shaking his butt angrily, he picked up the scattered clothes and reattached the talisman.

“Teacher Bai,” Lang Jing Feng put his ear on the door panel and listened to the movement inside, and said unwillingly to the door, “I like you. I like you even when you’re a rabbit.”

Bai Ruan punched the door hard. “Shut up! You… You’re messing around!”

“Not shutting up,” Lang Jing Feng was eager, “I really like you. I’m not messing with you. What’s the matter? Why are you being so hot-and-cold with me?”

“Who’s being hot-and-cold? What nonsense are you sprouting?” Bai Ruan put on his clothes hurriedly, wiped his mouth viciously with the sleeve of his shirt, and banged open the door.

Lang Jing Feng stepped back and stared at Bai Ruan intently, confirming, “Do you know what I am?”

“Of course!1” Bai Ruan was brutally kissed by a natural enemy, and was frightened into becoming a white rabbit in front of his student. The dignity of a teacher was in fragments and his stomach was full of fire. “I knew it at first sight!”

“Why are you angry? Because I kissed you?” Lang Jing Feng asked.

“Shut up.” Bai Ruan rolled his eyes. He glanced around nervously, turned around and walked outside the teaching building, said fiercely, “Let’s find somewhere else to talk.”

Anyway, he didn’t dare to enter the utility room.

Lang Jing Feng followed Bai Ruan, and the two went out using the back door of the teaching building and walked to the backyard where there were very few people. Bai Ruan walked along, and suddenly had his hand covering his behind.

Lang Jing Feng blurted out, “Afraid that I’ll look at your butt?”

Bai Ruan pressed the round tail back firmly, and roared in grief, “No! My tail came out because I was scared by you! My energy was already not enough!”

“…Oh.” Lang Jing Feng puffed his cheeks angrily, feeling half embarrassed in his heart, half stunned by the fact that “Teacher Xiao Bai’s round tail came out”. Besides being flustered, the little wolf cub had not forgotten to glance at Bai Ruan with his naked eyes. Imagining Bai Ruan with a rabbit tail on his buttocks and two long ears on his head, it almost became hard.

Bai Ruan, who didn’t know Lang Jing Feng’s thoughts, said angrily, “Such a big man and you don’t even know how to conceal your aura!”

“I’m sorry,” Lang Jing Feng coaxed subconsciously, “I was wrong. In the future,I’ll learn to hide it.”

The back end of the playground was left unattended all year round. Filled with overgrown weeds, it was a barren scene. A low wall covered with vines made it hard to see its original shape diligently separating the area from a sparsely pedestrianised road outside. There were no people visible in a radius of ten meters centered on the two of them. Although it was not like the concealed utility room, this was also a place where one could speak with confidence.

“You’re not allowed to kiss me anymore,” Bai Ruan cautiously distanced himself from Lang Jing Feng by one metre, covering his mouth and issuing a warning. “If you dare to kiss me again, you’ll be in trouble.2“

Lang Jing Feng was puzzled. “Do you not like me or are you afraid of being a bad influence?”

“Who likes you!?” Bai Ruan was so angry that he wanted to turn his head and find a tree to kill him to prove his innocence. “What are you thinking about!”

Lang Jing Feng squinted his eyes slightly. His expression gloomy, his eyes cold, his facial lines became stiff as if they were frozen. After a moment of silence, he forced a sigh of relief into the fire, and said solemnly, “Then, why did you find an excuse to approach me and do volunteer work with me? What does that mean? That night I said I wanted to be a physical education teacher in this school, you were so excited. What did you mean? Why did you steal my training clothes in the locker room while I was training? Yesterday I went out to play with my friends, why did you become jealous?”

This misunderstanding was higher than the mountain, deeper than the sea, and more indestructible than the revolutionary friendship of the proletariat!3

Bai Ruan was shocked by the series of questions. One of them was on the verge of madness, and the other was like he had seen a ghost. It was not an exaggeration to say that a car rollover accident had happened.

“You…” Bai Ruan went through the things Lang Jing Feng had said in his mind, after a lot of recollection, and continued mechanically, “You like… males?”

Lang Jing Feng’s masseter4 muscle twitched slightly, and the two thin lips moved. His tone was so stiff that he was not spitting words, but rather chiseling words in the air, “Yes, don’t you also like?”

Bai Ruan licked his lips and said dryly, “I like… female rabbits.”

In an instant, Lang Jing Feng took a deep breath, as if he was afraid of being overly angered by Bai Ruan.

“There are reasons for all the things you said.” The previous anger and shame were all overwhelmed by the greater concentration of humiliation on Lang Jing Feng’s side. Bai Ruan suddenly couldn’t bear it, and his tone softened.

If he knew that Lang Jing Feng liked the same sex, or that Bai Ruan was a female teacher, Bai Ruan would know to avoid suspicion and would never cause any misunderstandings. However, when faced with same-sex students, Bai Ruan would not think twice at all.

Bai Ruan pondered for a moment to organise his thoughts and explained to Lang Jing Feng what he had taken in and practiced spells for Taoists, so he could open his eyes to see merits. Seeing that Lang Jing Feng’s merits were about to fall below the line, he couldn’t bear to see his student being beaten by five bolts of thunder5 so he found an excuse to pull Lang Jing Feng to brush up his merits.

“That’s how it is,” Bai Ruan explained weakly. “Both feeding the birds and going to the orphanage is for this. I’m happy to hear you say that you want to be a physical education teacher because I hope you can study hard… Some time ago, Shen Jia Han had leukemia. I spent two years worth of energy in advance to save her. I stole your training uniform to use the energy on your clothes as a guide, so that the merits of saving people could be given to you.” Bai Ruan explained. Turning his face in embarrassment, he continued, “I didn’t, I didn’t take your clothes to do anything else.”

As Lang Jing Feng listened, his face turned pale and blue with embarrassment, and he wanted to bite himself to death.

“I was mad at you today, I wasn’t jealous. Alas, you’re a student… What is your head filled with?” Bai Ruan said, sighing, “Last Saturday, I saw your merit level was still maintained and it wasn’t bad. But today you just…”

Even the last life-saving straw of “being jealous” was ruthlessly pulled off by Bai Ruan. Lang Jing Feng was unable to hold it no matter how thick his skin was. The shameful redness began from the moment when Bai Ruan denied that he liked him, trekking through the mountains and rivers of the dermis layer, eventually reaching the epidermis layer.

Lang Jing Feng flushed, gritted his teeth and asked, “What about me?”

Bai Ruan looked at the briquettes-like wolf cub with a painful face, and roared, “You came back in black!”

For a while, Lang Jing Feng felt suffocated.

Bai Ruan went crazy. “What have you done in the past two days? Where did your merit go!?”

After a depressing silence, Lang Jing Feng gritted his teeth bitterly and asked, “Just because of this?”

Bai Ruan sighed, “Just this. Nothing else.”

Lang Jing Feng closed his eyes forcefully, and when he opened them again, the embarrassment on that face had faded a lot, and the reddish cheeks gradually returned to their original color. The gaze that had been wandering a few minutes ago regained its sharpness. That arrogant aura of glaring at anyone that could shave off a layer of skin also came back.

If he were to be replaced by an ordinary human high school male student, imagined that his love was one sided in front of his sweetheart and lost face on this, even if he wasn’t ashamed enough to transfer schools, at least he would have no face to talk to Bai Ruan for a long time.

However, Lang Jing Feng was not an ordinary human male high school student. He was essentially a wolf. The unique human emotion of embarrassment had limited impact on him. After passing the peak period of the strongest concentration of humiliation, the remaining was not enough to overcome his thick city-wall skin.

Confidently thought that the prey that could be killed in one shot actually ran away. In this case, the wolf would not give up chasing because of shame or embarrassment. The wolf would only run faster, show more meticulous tactics, sharpen his claws, and hunt for the second time.

“You dare not look at me because you’re afraid of me.” Lang Jing Feng pondered for a moment and confirmed.

It was really shameful to admit that he was afraid of his student, but there was no way out if he didn’t admit it. Bai Ruan awkwardly stared at a blade of grass at Lang Jing Feng’s feet and said reluctantly, “…Yes.”

Lang Jing Feng smiled lightly and asked again, “On the third day after I transferred to school, I was making up my math homework in the office. You cried. It wasn’t because you were angry that I didn’t study but because I frightened you?”

Bai Ruan was so chagrined that he wanted to run out and set off firecrackers. “Of course. How can I cry so much… Also, that night when Zhou Hao Chen met those dog demons, I was actually not afraid of them. It’s true that I couldn’t beat them, but they couldn’t touch me either.”

Lang Jing Feng clearly understood. “It was because you were petrified by my demon energy that you sat on the ground?”

Bai Ruan nodded. “Yes.”

He raised his eye and took a careful look at Lang Jing Feng. He felt that the aura of Lang Jing Feng’s body seemed to have changed and there was an elusive look in his expression, as if a wolf was looking at a difficult prey.

Why wasn’t his face red? Bai Ruan felt vaguely uncomfortable, so he bitterly persuaded, “I actually don’t have such thoughts about you at all. Think about how this is possible. I’m your homeroom teacher. Ai.6 Don’t think about all these messy things in the future. What happened today. I’ll just…treat it as if it didn’t happen. You-you should forget it too.”

“Nothing happened?” Lang Jing Feng raised his eyebrows and said slowly, “Teacher Bai, that was my first kiss. If you say to forget, is it possible to forget?”

At the mention of the first kiss, Bai Ruan wrinkled his face with sorrow.

Wasn’t I the same as well?

“Just treat it as,” Bai Ruan replied with a trembling voice, “just treat it as if you were eating a braised rabbit head. If you eat a rabbit head, don’t you have to eat it’s mouth?”

Lang Jing Feng was stunned and subsequently roared with laughter.

Bai Ruan wanted to cry without tears, and continued, “I’ll treat it as though I was bitten by a wolf, and it happened to bite my mouth… This thing, let’s look past this”

Lang Jing Feng looked at Bai Ruan with bright eyes and smiled. “Impossible, this matter cannot be settled.”

Bai Ruan simply pretended not to hear it, and forcibly pulled the topic away, continuing, “Erm, onto more serious matters. Your current merit is very dangerous. The wrath of heaven is not a joke. Quickly think carefully. What did you do the night before and yesterday?”

Teacher Bai could slowly be pursued. The cultivation base and life now were more important. Lang Jing Feng frowned. He first bowed his head and looked at himself in a circle, as if he wanted to see what the legendary negative merit looked like, but he couldn’t see anything.

“Don’t look,” Bai Ruan could guess what Lang Jing Feng was thinking, and reminded him, “This could only be seen with a heavenly eye. I’ve cultivated since I was a child using the method my master taught me, and it took nearly 20 years to cultivate it. “

Lang Jing Feng retracted his gaze and joked casually, “Since demons are afraid of being condemned by the gods, in the future, do you want to work part-time and show people their merits? One look, one hundred yuan.7“

Bai Ruan’s face sank, and he waved his hand. “No, their merit is more or less a secret. You can lose your life by saying it.”

Lang Jing Feng’s eyes trembled slightly. “…Then tell me, aren’t you afraid of losing your life?”

“You’re my student. It’s not the same. I am responsible for you.” Bai Ruan straightened his chest slightly to show the demeanour of the male rabbit. He still didn’t dare to look at Lang Jing Feng directly, only staring at the buttons of his uniform jacket. It was clean as if it had been washed by a mountain spring. No matter how one saw it, how did he look like an inexperienced young man? “Furthermore, I can live for hundreds of years. If I lose my life then so be it, maybe by then I’ll be tired of my life… let’s not talk about these things. Quickly think what you did these last two days.”

Lang Jing Feng looked at Bai Ruan with a look of youthful spirit, and the feeling that made his heart melt quickly came back.

He settled down, mobilised all the memories of the last forty-eight hours, and filtered them little by little, but he really couldn’t remember what he had done in the past two days that was detrimental to merit. In fact, let alone these two days, just looking back these past few years, the worst thing Lang Jing Feng had done was nothing more than skip class and fight. In those fights, the opponents were not good people, they were either the school ruffians or society gangsters.

Does Heaven condemn all these shitty things? Then the Gods should be very narrow-minded and petty.

The more Lang Jing Feng thought about it, the more it felt wrong.

Seeing that Lang Jing Feng seemed to have no clue, Bai Ruan reminded, “It may not be something you did yourself. Were there any unusual actions by people close to you in the past two days? Or did anything special happen around you?”

Inspiration flashed, and suddenly Lang Jing Feng remembered the snake demon Grandmother Zhang mentioned, but he was a bit unsure. “I went home the night before, and my aunt said that a prisoner my dad caught a few years ago had escaped from prison. He was a snake demon. My dad caught him twice. It’s considered a special incident, right?”

“It should be counted.” Bai Ruan asked, “Do you know when he escaped from prison?”

“Last Friday night.” Lang Jing Feng replied.

The timing seemed to be right. Bai Ruan held his chin in his arms, paced around in circles, and asked, “What crime did he commit? Was it serious?”

Lang Jing Feng’s gaze followed Bai Ruan. “Human trafficking. What I heard from my dad, it seems that he was in for life without parole.”

“That serious?” Bai Ruan widened his eyes.

“Yeah.” Lang Jing Feng recalled, “My dad also said that it was strange for him not to be dead.”

What these demons feared the most was condemnation by the heavens. There were karma checks and balances in the dark, and most demons would not do evil even if they didn’t do good deeds. Even if they committed terrible deeds, they were basically the same as those who bullied Zhou Hao Chen, committing small petty crimes such as thievery and money robbing. After all, if the bad behaviour persisted, it could have been the front paws and then subsequently the hind legs to be directly taken away by the Heavens. It was not worth it.

But this snake demon was not only full of evil, but also steadily stayed in jail for several years. There were only two possibilities: one was that the snake demon had done a lot of good in his past life, and the accumulated merits were profound, thus this life had yet to be squandered; the other was the snake demon had a nefarious way to offset or transfer the negative merits.

If it were the second case, the suspicion of the snake demon was even greater. Moreover, Lang Jing Feng’s father caught him twice, and the snake demon was an extremely vengeful creature. Therefore, it was also very possible he held a grudge against Father Lang and used any means to take revenge on Lang Jing Feng.

At this time, the morning self-study ended and the bell rang for the first class to start.

“You go back to class first.” Bai Ruan took out the phone, “I’ll have to ask my master.”

If it was caused by demons, no matter how Bai Ruan took Lang Jing Feng to increase his merits, it would be useless. If he raised it today, it would fall back tomorrow. It was the same as treating the symptoms but not the root cause.

“Still attending class?” Lang Jing Feng was surprised, and pointed to himself, “What if I suddenly die in the classroom?”

“What are you talking about!” Bai Ruan waved his hand, seeming to want to drive away bad luck. “It’s not as low as that, it’s not possible for it to happen now.”

“Teacher, don’t lie to me,” Lang Jing Feng suddenly took two big steps in Bai Ruan’s direction, with a cynical look on his handsome face. “You can tell the truth if I’m dying… I’ll properly kiss you again.”

“Lang Jing Feng!” Bai Ruan was stunned. His original energy was not enough and the round tail behind his butt popped out again. “How are you still in the mood to make such a joke?”

“I’m not kidding.” Lang Jing Feng licked his lips. In a dangerous tone, “Do you know how kissable you are?”

“If you are,” Bai Ruan hurriedly pressed his tail back, “If you do this again, you’re committing a big mistake…”

Lang Jing Feng smiled lightly. Without a care, he said, “I’m going to class.”

As the wolf cub who had deceived the ancestor left, Bai Ruan took out his mobile phone and routinely sent Yun Qing a text via WeChat for help. The spell he used for Lang Jing Feng could only transfer merits, but could not transfer negative merits. In layman’s terms, Bai Ruan knew how to put an apple in Lang Jing Feng’s hand, but didn’t know how to take the apple away. Bai Ruan had never even heard of this sorcery to transfer negative merits.

Bai Ruan briefly typed what happened to Lang Jing Feng to Yun Qing, and then returned to the office.

Bai Ruan turned over the preparation notes and forced himself to look at the words in the book, but his mind couldn’t settle down. The replays in his head were all scenes that happened in the morning in the utility room.

Ahhhhhhhh… Bai Ruan roared silently in his heart. He energetically got up, like a crazy person, circled his desk three times and then sat back again. Just as he was at a loss, his phone jingled, Bai Ruan grabbed the phone like a lifesaving piece of straw, and forcibly focused his attention on Yun Qing’s reply.

Yun Qing: “There are many ways to transfer negative merits. What kind does Bouncy want to ask?”

Bai Ruan: “…Why don’t I know any of them?”

Yun Qing: “It’s all the tricks from the other side. After travelling around the world for so many years as a teacher, I’ve only heard about that, and none of them are part of our Taoist teachings.”

Bai Ruan: “Master, where are you now? Have you come back from Hawaii?”

Yun Qing fell into a long silence as if he was unwilling to answer this question.

After waiting for a while, Bai Ruan couldn’t help but urged cautiously: “Master?”

Bai Ruan: “I want to take my student over to show you. If someone framed him, this matter cannot be delayed. It must be resolved immediately.”

Lang Jing Feng was in the light, and the person who wanted to harm him was in the dark. Since that person had the ability to let Lang Jing Feng carry so many scapegoats overnight, who could guarantee that the situation would not get worse after another day?

Yun Qing reluctantly replied: “I’m here with your uncle.”

Bai Ruan: “At uncle’s house?”

Yun Qing: “Yes.”

Bai Ruan breathed a sigh of relief, because his uncle’s house was in this city, so he could take Lang Jing Feng over today.

Bai Ruan: “Then I’ll take that student to see you today, okay?”

Yun Qing was silent for a moment, and said earnestly: “Bouncy, how about this? I’ll help to save your student, you also help to save this teacher, okay?”

Bai Ruan: “…What can I save you from?”

Yun Qing: “Rescue your teacher from your uncle. Later when you arrive, no matter what your student is coming for, you will help this teacher say that there are evil demons in the southeast, and you have to go there to eliminate the demons. Then, with a little bit of acting, rescue this teacher.”

Bai Ruan pondered for a moment. His uncle’s family lived in a beautiful Chinese manor in the suburbs, and the southeast of the uncle’s house…

Bai Ruan: “Are you going to the high-speed rail station?”

Yun Qing: “Yes, I have to run away. You quickly delete your chat history. Don’t let your uncle see this later on.”

Bai Ruan couldn’t help feeling anxious for his uncle: “…”

Bai Ruan: “You can just be together. Uncle has liked you for so many years.”

Yun Qing: “If he were to have breasts, I would long ago be with him. But he doesn’t.”

Bai Ruan stood and talked without having a backache8: “But he has a heart that loves you.”

Yun Qing: “Wahhhhh! I’m going to stew you! Braise you! You rabbit!”

Bai Ruan smiled and teased his master as usual: “Gender is not important.”

In fact, after so many years, Bai Ruan had noticed that Yun Qing was also interested in his uncle. It was just that Yun Qing was too awkward, and the way he had spoken before was too unfeeling. He became too embarrassed to admit it when he was moved, so Bai Ruan teased his master whenever he was bored.

Yun Qing: “I am so angry! As a teacher, I’ll prick a straw rabbit9 to curse you. Curse you to be stalked by the chestless.”

Bai Ruan finally turned his attention away and his mind returned to the morning utility room for a second. His face instantly collapsed: “Don’t, don’t. Master, don’t sha10. I was wrong.”

Yun Qing: “Then I’ll bend your straw rabbit. Hehe.”

Bai Ruan: “Master!”

Bai Ruan: “Master?”

Bai Ruan: “Master!?”

Yun Qing didn’t reply again. It was not known if he really went to hack a rabbit, or his absence was suddenly caused by his senior brother.

Bai Ruan had two Chinese classes in the morning. After finishing, he greeted the grade team leader, personally granted Lang Jing Feng a sick leave note, called a car and took Lang Jing Feng to his uncle’s house.

Lang Jing Feng was made to sit in the passenger seat by Bai Ruan. On the way, this second-generation demon who hadn’t practised for ten thousand years quietly opened the city life forum of the local demons. He entered the mutual aid learning section, and clicked on a section called “A must-see for newbies: Seven days to restraining a demon’s energy Crash Training Method” post. With two handsome eyebrows twisted, he patiently read.

If the wolf wanted to pursue a little white rabbit, the first step should be to make the little white rabbit not afraid of him, otherwise everything would be wasted.

After about half an hour, the two arrived at their destination.

Bai Ruan’s uncle’s name was Yun Zhen. He was five years older than Yun Qing, and looked either twenty-eight or ninety-nine years old. He was handsome but had a cold temperament. Bai Ruan had always been a little afraid of him since he was a child. In the past few years, Yun Zhen bought a Chinese-style house in the suburbs of the city. The house was surrounded by mountains and rivers, and it was full of spiritual energy. It was not far from the Taoist temple that Yun Zhen cultivated when he was young and was a good place to live in seclusion.

“Later, I’ll take you to see my master. My uncle.” When the two got out of the car, Bai Ruan looked down, didn’t look at Lang Jing Feng and led the way. “Don’t be nervous, they have no prejudice against demons.”

Lang Jing Feng put his hands into his trouser pockets. Carrying a schoolbag on one shoulder, he smiled. “I’m not nervous… But if my mother knew that I’m going to a Taoist’s house and throwing myself into the net11, she would beat me to death.”

Although most demons dared not do evil by the way of heaven, the inherent concept was not easily reversed. Those who had different mindset were still regarded as a golden rule by many cultivators. In the past few years, there were even radical cultivators. Vicious incidents in which groups sealed innocent demons under the pretence of Heaven’s way had occurred. Things like Yun Qing helping demons cultivate and accepting them as disciples were strange things that were apostate12 to many cultivators.

Therefore, Bai Ruan could also understand the demon’s hatred of the monks, and comforted Lang Jing Feng, “If it could be resolved in one day, it wouldn’t matter if you don’t tell your family about today.”

The two talked and walked towards the gate of the house. Yun Qing, who had been waiting behind the door for a long time, pushed the door anxiously and poked his head out, and waved at Bai Ruan. “Bouncy, you’re here!”

Lang Jing Feng commented leisurely, “And you still say it isn’t your nickname, Bouncy Bai.”

“You…” Bai Ruan’s ears felt hot, and jumped up to the doorstep in three and two steps, blushing, and whispered in Yun Qing’s ear, “Master, don’t call me that in front of my student.”

“Hello, Master.” Lang Jing Feng greeted Yun Qing confidently.

When the two entered the gate of the house, Bai Ruan saw that Yun Zhen stood ten meters away behind Yun Qing, as if he were bound to the ground, with no expression on his face. He just nodded when he saw Bai Ruan.

“Hehe,” Being the Master’s Master, he should have greeted Yun Qing as Grand Master, but Yun Qing didn’t care for these formalities. He just looked at Lang Jing Feng and Bai Ruan, and said with a smile, “It’s interesting for a rabbit to be a wolf’s teacher.”

Bai Ruan urged, “Master, quickly take a look at my student and see what’s wrong…”

Before Bai Ruan could finish his sentence, Yun Qing suddenly looked sharp, and grabbed Lang Jing Feng’s wrist at a speed that was almost invisible to the naked eye!

Immediately, Yun Qing acted like a mischievous kid, leading Lang Jing Feng’s hand to touch Bai Ruan’s hand gently…

“Master!” Bai Ruan was startled, and quickly retracted his arms like touching the burning coals, and he sprinted far away from Lang Jing Feng.

“Hahahaha! It’s true that you cannot come into contact. Hahahaha!” Yun Qing chortled and clutched his stomach.

Lang Jing Feng was annoyed and amused at the same time. “Fuck.”

Bai Ruan, “…”

I’m afraid my master’s mind isn’t very good.

The author has something to say: 　　

Yun Qing: You guys can be together. This wolf cub likes you so much.

Bai Ruan: He is my student, plus he is a man…

Yun Qing (an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth): But he has a heart that loves you.

Bai Ruan:…

Yun Qing: Gender is not important.

Bai Ruan:…

Yun Qing: Hahahahaha! Is it uncomfortable!? Just asking if you feel uncomfortable! Or! Not?! Really is Karma! Hahahahaha!

The long journey of crazily chasing his wife has officially begun…

Jeanie wanna say:

Hello!

We are back with this highly anticipated chapter that everyone was looking forward to! Muehehe

Thank you for waiting! This chapter was insanely long and it took me a whole week to translate T.T (Glad I didn’t split this chapter into 2 parts. You guys might kill me if I were to do that. hehe)

Enjoyy~

1

(Actual word :废话) It also means nonsense. It gives the meaning of ‘Of course, do I even have to say it’ with sarcasm.

2

(Actual word :我给你记过) It means I’ll remember it for life for this betrayal. Doesn’t seem to fit in this context since, obviously LJF would want BR to remember their kiss foreverrrr. hehe!

3

working-class people regarded collectively (often used with reference to Marxism).

4

A muscle which runs through the rear part of the cheek from the temporal bone to the lower jaw on each side and closes the jaw in chewing.

5

to be condemned by Heaven via lightning bolts.

6

expression of sighing.

7

Approximately 15.45 USD

8

(Actual word :站着说话不腰疼) It is a metaphor for a person who does not understand the actual situation, but only speaks verbally; Easier said than done.

9

Pretty sure he meant to be using it like a voodoo doll.

10

In the Jiaodong dialect, there are also meanings of acting like a baby.

11

To get himself killed

12

abandoning a religious or political belief or principle.