Chapter 37 – Longer Than Children.

Bai Ruan jumped out of the drawer and onto the ground, and his three-petal mouth slightly opened. “Ji.”

Turn around.

Lang Jing Feng knowingly turned his back skillfully. After Bai Ruan transformed into his human form, he quickly put on his clothes, stabilised his emotions, and ran into the living room across the corpses of wolves. In the rabbit cage by the wall, the bunnies gathered in groups of three and five. Their small heads were buried in the corners of the cage in horror, and their bodies were fanned out and back to the outside of the cage. It was full of fluffy chubby butts and round tails.

The bunnies in the cage were unscathed, but their cages were covered with claw and teeth marks. It was fortunate that these cages were of good quality.

Bai Ruan opened the cage door and stretched out his hand to appease the shivering baby bunnies. Lang Jing Feng took the opportunity to learn to pacify the bunnies in a similar way. After calming them down, Lang Jing Feng asked, “Aren’t these rabbits afraid of wolves? Why didn’t the monster create a few more?”

Bai Ruan explained, “The energy an animal can provide is too little. It can open up more spiritual consciousness, but it’s not enough… Its size is a clone, and the power is not enough. It must be borrowed from the outside. When the owner comes, it can change as much as it wants.”

Fear was a feeling on the spiritual level. Animals had meagre spiritual energy, and there were far fewer psychic holes for prying into than humans with rich spiritual activities. They were naturally not afraid of various types of heart monsters.

After confirming the safety of the bunnies, Bai Ruan returned to the study to grab a handful of the purification talismans, and searched in and out of the corridors of the apartment, within the apartment, and downstairs. He didn’t even spare the drawers and the freezer compartment of the refrigerator, and searched everywhere, but there weren’t traces of the heart monster.

“It’s gone.” Bai Ruan’s face was a little gloomy. He wanted to take advantage in the absence of the wolves to wave the talisman at the heart monster to absorb the stale air of its clone, so that it could realise what it meant if its body was hollowed out.

The heart demon had more than one clone, and it might be able to divide itself into many to cause trouble everywhere, and maybe this one would come to trouble Bai Ruan at unknown times. This kind of being in the dark feeling was really disturbing.

Lang Jing Feng couldn’t control himself, raised his hand and rubbed Bai Ruan’s hair, and calmly said, “I’ll be here. It’ll be okay.”

Bai Ruan pushed aside the wolf’s paw on his head and said, “Go back to the study to do your homework and make up for the time wasted in the fight.”

Lang Jing Feng glared at him with grievance, became silent for a moment, and asked, “…how are you going to deal with those dead wolves?”

“I have to try…” Bai Ruan muttered softly, leaning over and patted a purification talisman on the forehead of a dead wolf. The moment it touched the talisman, the wolf body decomposed and turned into black powder that was as fine as dust. In the blink of an eye, the wolf-shaped powder collapsed and became a pool of black ash on the floor. Then, this thin layer of ash quickly disappeared like water absorbed by a sponge, leaving only a piece of burnt black talisman filled with turbidity dipped in the puddle on the ground.

“Just as I thought.” Bai Ruan’s lips curled up proudly, raising another purification talisman printed with wolf paw prints in his hand, and said, “This talisman was stepped on by a wolf just now, but it didn’t work. This shows that these wolves were real wolves when they were alive, but after death, they are just solid and moist bits of air.” With that, Bai Ruan walked into the study, cleaned up the corpses of the wolves in the study, and grabbed a few scorched corpses on the ground. While throwing his talisman into the paper basket, he sternly urged Lang Jing Feng again, “Hurry up and do your homework, don’t be a busybody.”

Lang Jing Feng gritted his teeth bitterly and sat back at the table, putting together the messy study materials on the table. Ten seconds later, he wrote a grieving C in the answer to the first question, almost suspecting that everything that happened today was a dream.

“Teacher Bai,” Lang Jing Feng said solemnly, “I want to ask you something.”

“Huh?” Bai Ruan used a broom to sweep the little black ashes that hadn’t been cleaned by the purification talisman into a small pointed pile of ash, and then calmly swept it into the trash shovel. His expression was as calm as a housewife doing daily chores.

After all, he was afraid of wolves, not wolf ashes.

Lang Jing Feng’s tone was faintly lamentable. “Even if the world were to end, are you going to let me wear an isolation suit in the ruins to study hard under the nuclear radiation?”

Bai Ruan pondered for a moment and confirmed the key conditions not given in the question, “Has the university collapsed? There isn’t any need for a college entrance exam?”

Lang Jing Feng took a deep breath to prevent him from fainting. “…All have collapsed. There’s no college entrance examination.”

Bai Ruan laughed, revealing his two little dimples, and replied, “Then you don’t need to learn ah. What’s there for you to learn?”

The implication was that as long as the university didn’t collapse and the college entrance examinations still existed, he would still have to learn till the end of the world.

Lang Jing Feng was speechless. He had experienced a series of tensions such as celebrating his sweetheart’s birthday, earthquakes, the collapse of the tower, the arrival of the heart monster, obtaining the qualification to temporarily live with his sweetheart, hands-on combat with a dozen of his same species, and holding hands and kissing his sweetheart, etc. After these stimulating events, he continued to battle with the small paragraph with a dark expression.

It’s so fucking magical, Lang Jing Feng thought.

At 9:30 in the evening, Lang Jing Feng finished all his homework and a small part of the incorrect questions. When he stood up from the desk, he felt dizzy, and much more tired than he would if he were in a fight.

Bai Ruan finished washing first. When Lang Jing Feng entered the bedroom, he had just pulled out a set of clean sheets and quilts from the large drawer under the bed, which was prepared for the young man.

“Have you finished all your homework? I’ll make the bed for you.” Bai Ruan pointed to the small grass nest on the bedside table. “I’d usually turn into my original form and sleep in the grass nest.”

“Okay.” Lang Jing Feng sat down on the bed without any hesitation. Immersed in Bai Ruan’s sweet bunny smell, the wolf’s blood boiled. “There’s no need to change the sheets and quilts.”

Bai Ruan thought about Lang Jing Feng’s wolf nose, and his face was apprehensive. “But…”

Lang Jing Feng smiled handsomely and innocently. He touched the bedsheets and said, “It’s so clean, why is there a need to change?” After saying that, before Bai Ruan could speak, he preemptively blocked Bai Ruan’s questioning, and continued, “I started at 3 o’clock in the afternoon and my eyes have turned blurry now. I honestly just want to sleep. Don’t think too much about it.”

Bai Ruan choked and couldn’t speak for a while. It was as if he wanted to insist and be firm on changing the sheets, but instead he decided to quietly keep away the four-piece bed sheets on the bed.

When Lang Jing Feng finished washing up, he changed into his pajamas and lay on the bed. Bai Ruan was already back to his original form. He sat dignifiedly on a book spread out on the bedside table. After reading a few lines, he moved down and after finishing the whole page, he jumped to the right. The bedside lamp cast a velvety round shadow on the book page, and the atmosphere was quite warm.

Lang Jing Feng removed his earrings and threw them on the other bedside table. Shaking his hair that was still slightly moist, he asked amusedly, “Teacher Bai, do I need to turn the page for you?”

“Ji.” Teacher can turn it over. Bai Ruan shook his head and turned a page with rabbit claws in front of Lang Jing Feng to show his agility.

Lang Jing Feng’s eyes trembled slightly, lying in the bed that Bai Ruan had slept in the day before, contentedly capturing Bai Ruan’s smell, and a little rabbit was reflected in the ink and jade pupils.

He felt that Bai Ruan’s chirping sound was very cute, so he couldn’t help but tease Bai Ruan and asked, “Teacher Bai, what time do you sleep?”

Bai Ruan kept his silence as he couldn’t communicate. “…”

Lang Jing Feng, “Ten thirty?”

Bai Ruan shook his head. “Ji-ya.”

Lang Jing Feng controlled his laughter. “Eleven o’clock?”

Bai Ruan shook his head continuously. “Ji-ya.”

Lang Jing Feng chuckled. “Eleven thirty?”

Bai Ruan glared at him and nodded. “…Ji.”

Lang Jing Feng was addicted to the ‘Ji’ responses. He glanced over at the other and asked, “Ai, Teacher, why are you single for so many years? You didn’t tell me during the day and even glared at me.”

Bai Ruan glared at him decisively again, and replied viciously, “Ji! JiJi!”

Lang Jing Feng was completely delighted with his response, and continued to tease Bai Ruan, “Do you have any unspeakable hidden secrets?”

Bai Ruan Yuan’s tail trembled and roared, “Ji-ya!”

Don’t have. Scram!

Lang Jing Feng was satisfied, so he laid back contentedly on the bed, not daring to tease him anymore.

Bai Ruan was pricked in his sore spot, and his curled-up chubby body looked rounder.

Although Bai Ruan’s character was gentle and soft, and lacked a bit of masculinity, he ran counter to the mainstream female mate selection tendency. However, his appearance was too superb. The existence of a beautiful boy was a god-given treasure, so when Bai Ruan started from the first grade of elementary school, his female suitors never stopped. As a straight rabbit with strong desire, Bai Ruan had never been in love for twenty-six years because of some unspeakable concealment.

About twelve years ago, Bai Ruan, a young man who had just entered puberty at the time, went home from school, turned on the TV and watched a drama. Suddenly an advertisement strongly promoting aphrodisiac appeared.

—— “XX Brand Shenbao Capsules, treat early X, Yang X1, frequent dysfunction… Let yourself be a man with your head held high!”

Bai Ruan, who lacked sexual knowledge, curiously wondered about the meaning of early X and knew that it was something unhealthy. So while his adoptive parents were not at home, he hurried to the study room to turn on the computer and entered the keyword early X in the search engine. A pair of beautiful big eyes sparkled with a gleam of knowledge.

One minute later, Bai Ruan froze in front of the computer.

The mating time of rabbits in nature was usually only a few seconds to a dozen seconds. Bai Ruan, who was used to this, had always assumed that other animals and even humans were the same. He was extremely proud of his own duration of one hundred and eighty seconds. Always being a man with his head held high, he never expected that the big ups and downs of life would come so suddenly. Bai Ruan, who had always been proud of the super long one hundred and eighty seconds by human standards, was actually…

After all, to learn everything on the Internet took half an hour.

“How could it be…” The young Bai Ruan Ruan’s expression became pale, as if struck by lightning. In order to regain back the male rabbit’s confidence, he searched online, if 11 centimeters was considered long or not.

According to Bai Ruan’s understanding, 11 cm was longer than the body of a baby bunny. It was reasonable to say that it must be longer. Human beings even brag about being “thick as an arm”. So, wasn’t “longer than children” even more powerful?

However, those on the Internet started from 18 centimeters.

On that day, young Bai Ruan’s dignity as a male rabbit was unfortunately trampled on.

Bai Ruan, who was conscious of being small and fast, never dared to think about girls anymore, for fear that he would be rejected by his lovers when he wanted to take a step forward in their relationship. He wanted to find a female rabbit demon, but there were too few rabbits who became spirits. Bai Ruan hadn’t encountered the same species in many years, so he had stayed single.

Many years later, when he was watching the animal world, Bai Ruan realised that the endurance of wolves was very long. Not counting anything else, it would take them 30 minutes to complete knotting.

Bai Ruan’s psychological shadow of the wolf deepened.

Wouldn’t it be a good idea to divide among the rabbits and add a few minutes… Bai Ruan thought with jealousy.

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This means yang deficiency, a Chinese medicine term. Refers to the pathological phenomenon of the body’s Yang energy deficiency, decreased or weakened function, decreased metabolic activity, low body reactivity, and insufficient Yang heat. Yang energy has the effect of warming the limbs and viscera. If yang is weak, the body’s function will be reduced, and signs of deficiency and colds are prone to appear.