Meiman: My Deadpool Becomes Stronger When I Speak

"What are you waiting for?"

Vanessa smiled wrapped in the quilt.

"I just got rid of a disturbing man, and I don't want to be a double-standard person."

"Don't look at me, I'm sure I can't control my voice."

"Don't worry, brother, there is a solution, do you have earplugs?"

"Yes, because I can hear the sound of cars during the day, Shi Yuan bought a box.

Vanessa climbed to the bedside table and took out a box of earplugs.

"Great, these should be enough."

Take the earbud case.

Mu Bai acted immediately.

As fast as a man who goes out to find balloons in the middle of the night.

Through the walls.

Into the bedrooms of every household.

Plug the earplugs into the ears of the residents on the same floor one by one.

When I saw that there were still people listening to music in the middle of the night.

Mu Bai will carefully turn up the volume of his earphones.

It's just that there are too many residents.

Earplugs are clearly not enough.

But in order to take care of the sleep quality of the residents.

Mu Bai could only kindly move the sleeping person out of the house.

Avoid them being woken up by Vanessa's voice.

Several residents Mu Bai placed them on top of the lid of the trash 06 bin.

Some were placed on street lamps.

Some are on the roof.

Others were placed in dog houses.

"By tomorrow morning you'll be thanking me for giving you a good night's sleep."

【Reverse thinking】

【They don't have to worry about delaying tomorrow's work because they can't sleep】

[Skill Fragment Critical Strike +10 (Current Skill Fragment Critical Strike: 490)]

【Crit】

[Slow motion vision +20 (current slow motion vision: 270)]

【violence in violence】

[Substitute +20 (current substitute: 180)]

Get busy with the neighbor sleeping.

Mu Bai returned to Vanessa's room again.

Vanessa of At the moment is already yawning.

"Would you like a cup of coffee?"

"I won't drink anymore, I'm afraid I won't be able to sleep in the second half of the night, it's too boring."

"Listen to my brother and drink more, you won't be bored in the second half of the night, and don't worry about your neighbors, they are destined to have a quiet night tonight."

Just talking is useless.

Mu Bai quickly made coffee.

I don't know what Mu Bai is doing.

But still took the hot coffee and drank it.

The sleepless night is officially entered after drinking coffee.

next morning.

The two slept on a collapsed bed.

Woke up by the sound of help.

"Who doesn't sleep and yells outside during the day?"

Vanessa's bed is near the window.

She sat up and squinted and looked out the window.

Then he shrank back into Mu Bai's warm embrace.

"Someone was stuck on the streetlights, so they were yelling outside."

"Is this man a freak? What are you doing climbing on the street lamp when you have nothing to do?"

【What you said doesn’t seem to be the one you put him on the streetlight last night】

[Skill Fragment Critical Strike +10 (Current Skill Fragment Critical Strike: 500)]

[The crit hit of skill fragments reaches 500, double crit is activated, and when extra skill fragments are obtained, there is a 100% chance of another crit strike, extra skill fragments are obtained, and the number of all fragments obtained is x2, and there is a 10% chance of a sudden burst Let the fragment skill level up]

【Crit】

[Slow motion vision +10x2 (current slow motion vision: 290)]

【violence in violence】

[Substitute +10x2 (current substitute: 200)]

[Substitution reaches 200, activates the 100-meter substitution technique, and can exchange positions with any thing within 100 meters, and the exchanged items can be people]

"500 fragments is probably the highest at present, and each skill fragment starts at 20, and there will be no more skill fragments with a quantity of 10."

Mu Bai scratched his chin and calculated.

"The man at the lamppost made me cookies, can you let him down?"

"A good man is rewarded with good. If he doesn't give you cookies, he won't meet a hero to save him."

Mu Bai got up and put all the clothes on in the blink of an eye.

【You have a golden egg reward that you haven't claimed yet】

"I almost forgot, open the golden egg first, and hold on to the man on the street lamp for a while."

【Golden egg hatched successfully】

【Obtain artifact: undead battle suit】

[Immortal battle suit: The battle suit will immediately recover from any injuries, and has an automatic cleaning function, and will also change the style of clothes according to the owner's ideas]

"When I mentioned the jersey, I remembered an agreement with Jobs, but it was all because I gave Jobs the first lesson of a mercenary, never trust a partner."

Get the undead battle suit.

The $8,000 clothes on her body instantly smelled bad.

Mu Bai rips off $8,000 worth of clothes with his bare hands and puts on an immortal battle suit.

Then a drawing comes to mind.

The undead battle suit on his body immediately changed into a red Deadpool battle suit.

"The first set of red uniforms came out, and I will apply for copyright in a few days, so as not to save Peter from imitating my uniform.

[Some people often regard Deadpool as Spider-man]

[Because the first-generation uniforms of the two are not much different]

[Applied for copyright protection, Peter may suffer from being dumb]

[Skill Fragment Critical Strike +10x2 (Current Skill Fragment Critical Strike: 520)]

【Crit】

[Slow motion vision +10x2 (current slow motion vision: 310)]

[Slow motion vision reaches 300, unlock 6 times slow motion, and can stimulate slow motion vision at any time [All animals will slow down 6 times under slow motion vision]

【violence in violence】

【The vip deacon won the crit lottery and directly rose to 100】

[VIP deacon reaches 100, activate skill strengthening, randomly select three skills, you can choose one of the skills for strengthening]

[Vip stool resistance: You can control other people's chrysanthemums at will and make them file size incontinent]

[Vip Wealth: Get 10 million every day]

【VIP Healing Ability: Recover all injuries in one second】

"The first one is disgusting, I don't want to be called Chrysanthemum Man."

"When I find Tony647 to talk about cooperation, 10 million a day doesn't feel like much."

"I want the third one, it's the first time I think there's nothing wrong with being a second boy.

"Choose three."

【VIP upgrade successful】

【Get VIP Healing Ability】

"ah!!"

Just when Mu Bai finished selecting vip skills.

There was a scream outside the window.

The man on the street lamp fell off.

"Just finished talking about Miao Nan, you can't stand it anymore, I'm so disappointed."

Mu Bai sighed.

Flew out the window under Vanessa's gaze.

"Hey, Second Man, are you okay?"

Mu Bai fell from the sky in front of the biscuit man and asked.

"I feel like my back is broken."

"Any of you take him to the hospital? Or call an ambulance?"

"Don't call an ambulance, I don't have money to pay for an ambulance, and I don't have money to see a doctor.

"It doesn't matter brother is rich."

After speaking, he pressed three submachine guns on the biscuit man.

"Go to the hospital in a while and use these three submachine guns to cover the medical expenses. I believe it is enough to pay your bill."

[Payment method for prison meals]

【I've seen robbers who rob banks, but I've never seen robbers who rob hospitals】

[Skill Fragment Critical Strike +10x2 (Current Skill Fragment Critical Strike: 540)]

【Crit】

[Super memory +20x2 (current super memory: 40)]

【violence in violence】

[Olaf Ragnarök+20x2 (current Olaf Ragnarök: 40)].