Meiman: Self-exposure to time travel, Avengers is driven crazy by me

Chapter 0103 – Reveal Yourself to Natasha! Thor the Psychopath?!!

“Natasha, where did you go last night?”

Inside the makeshift camp, Coulson looked dissatisfied.

But suddenly, his face froze.

Because just behind Natasha, a man in silver armor walked in, and it was impossible to see what a person looked like, whether it was a man or a woman.

This sudden change made what he wanted to say directly held back.

“This is?!”

Coulson looked at Natasha with a straight face.

Although he was not angry and did not directly question Natasha, he was obviously very wary of Lin Fan’s arrival.

After all, they are now responsible for a mysterious side incident.

The hammer was obviously of extraordinary origin, and no stranger could be allowed in anyway.

Especially Lin Fan is not a simple character at first glance.

This matter is not handled well, if the chief of the bureau knows, I am afraid that the two of them will not be able to eat and go.

“Coulson, don’t be so nervous!”

Natasha waved her hand in confusion.

She glanced at Lin Fan behind her with disgust, and took the initiative to introduce: “This is Silver Iron Man, I believe you should have heard of his name, which is the new superhero that has recently emerged from Hell’s Kitchen, and is said to be an imitator of Iron Man.” ”

At the end, Natasha laughed directly.

So far, thinking of Lin Fan’s title, she can’t help but want to laugh out loud, the silver iron man is too deliberate, right?

This is obviously the “Silver Iron Man” who imitates the Iron Man and is not afraid of receiving a lawyer’s letter?!! ”

Hearing what Natasha said, Coulson’s eyes widened.

He also thinks about piracy.

In other words, is it so hasty to go out this year and give yourself a title?

When Silver Iron Man heard it, he was imitating Iron Man, Ah Yumu! And this title is too faceless, right?

Suddenly heard Natasha say Silver Iron Man, he thought it was Tony Stark coming, and it was Tony Stark who opened a trumpet!

“Hello, this gentleman! I’m Coulson! ”

Forced to endure the strange sense of déjà vu, Coulson took the initiative to extend his hand.

Since everyone was here, it was not good for him to rush out directly, and Lin Fan was not simple at a glance.

Maybe there’s something he doesn’t know.

Especially looking at the relationship between Natasha and Lin Fan, it is obviously warm and ambiguous.

Obviously, Lin Fan must have a purpose here!

Natasha found Lin Fan at this point in time, and Coulson guessed that perhaps from the other party, they could get news about the hammer.

“Hello!”

Lin Fan shook hands with Coulson, and then sat down next to Natasha without thinking of himself at all, he didn’t think of himself as a 263 outsider at all.

“Sure enough! The relationship between these two… There must be adultery! ”

Seeing that Lin Fan and Natasha were doing very close, a different color flashed under Coulson’s eyes, but he knew how clean Natasha was.

Although being an agent inevitably involves performing some special operations, Natasha has never let other men take advantage of anything.

There was a CIA bastard who wanted to pursue Natasha, but he was kicked and burst.

In the end, it was their director who came forward to suppress the matter.

But Lin Fan can get Natasha’s favor, and looking at the relationship between the two, he has obviously done some intimate things.

This suddenly made Coulson stunned, and he felt like he was dreaming.

And Lin Fan’s first impression in his heart became more and more mysterious.

“Natasha, during the mission, why didn’t you come back all night yesterday? If you let the chief know about this, don’t blame me for not helping you then!” ”

Holding back the surprise in his heart, Coulson looked at Natasha dissatisfied.

And what he said was also knowingly asked, obviously tempting.

This is also his instinct as an agent!

“Hmph! A man’s mouth, a deceitful ghost! If you want to ask, just say it! Natasha snorted coldly in disbelief. ”

As she spoke, she rolled her eyes at Lin Fan, obviously dissatisfied with what Lin Fan had ignored just now.

Coulson, who did not know why, was suddenly killed by the pond fish.

“Mr. Coulson has something to say, and he knows everything! I was invited here this time to help you solve the matter of Mjolnir! ”

Lin Fan looked at Coulson with a smile, but he didn’t hear Natasha’s finger scolding.

At this time, he would not take the initiative to provoke Natasha.

Coulson, who was squeezed in turns, was a little embarrassed.

Seeing Lin Fan and Natasha flirting in front of him, he felt that as the highest person in charge here, he was like the most superfluous one.

If you really want to fall in love, can you change places? There’s no way you can let me go, right?

“Ahem.”

Coughing lightly to hide his embarrassment, Coulson bowed his head and said, “Sir, you are really fast!” ”

Helplessly glanced at Natasha, and saw that the other party did not have any thoughts of speaking, and he suddenly sighed in his heart.

Women or something, really the most troublesome creature! Especially a woman like Natasha!

I really don’t know how this silver iron man in front of me conquered Natasha, which is definitely a model among men.

“Just now, sir, you mentioned Mjolnir?”

Thinking of the name mentioned in Lin Fan’s words, Coulson asked curiously, “Do you know the origin of that hammer outside?” If I’m not mistaken, Mjolnir is supposed to be the weapon of Thor, the god of thunder in Norse mythology, right? ”

“That’s right, it’s Thor’s hammer!”

Meeting Coulson’s surprised gaze, Lin Fan nodded indifferently.

And his reaction shocked Coulson even more.

“Thor? This…… How is this possible? Isn’t that a myth and legend?!!! ”

Coulson looked at Lin Fan in disbelief.

His reaction was the same as Natasha’s before, and he couldn’t believe what he heard, and even thought that Lin Fan was actually joking with them.

But only Lin Fan himself knew that the so-called myths and legends had indeed happened.

It’s just that the facts have undergone a certain artistic processing.

“Natasha, this…”

Coulson subconsciously looked at Natasha, and the meaning was self-evident.

Where did you get such a strange guy?

Although the hammer outside was indeed very strange, Lin Fan actually said that he was Thor’s hammer, and it was also the weapon of the mythical and legendary Thunder God Sol.

Doesn’t that mean that Norse myths and legends are true? But how did they never hear of S.H.I.E.L.D.?

“Don’t look at me, no result!”

Natasha shrugged, looking like I didn’t know anything.

Facing Coulson’s complaining gaze, she was also helpless in her heart.

Lin Fan, this bastard, really put on his pants and didn’t recognize people.

Obviously he was having so much fun last night, but when he really talked about business, he didn’t reveal any useful news.

If she didn’t believe Lin Fan, she really didn’t want to bring the other party over.

Now Coulson’s reaction is proof of that.

If this matter cannot be properly resolved, Coulson will definitely report her failure to Nick Fury, and she does not know what kind of punishment she will receive!

“Hmph!”

Thinking of this, Natasha suddenly glared at Lin Fan with dissatisfaction.

Lin Fan: “…”

“Hey.”

Sighing helplessly, Lin Fan did not waste any more time.

It’s also time for a showdown.

Otherwise, let Coulson make up his own brain, he really becomes a suspicious person, and even affects Natasha because of this.

How to say that it is also a one-day husband and wife hundred days, he can’t be too ruthless!

“In fact, myths and legends may not all be false!”

Meeting the gazes of the two, Lin Fan said in a shocking voice: “Maybe you can’t believe it, but the hammer outside is indeed Thor’s hammer, and its owner, Thor God, is now in the town more than ten kilometers away!” ”

“In Norse mythology, the earth is actually one of the nine realms, aka: Atrium/Midgard!”

“The entire Nine Realms are supported by a huge world tree!”

“And Thor, the owner of Mjolnir, is from Asgard, one of the Nine Realms, where the Protoss led by Odin live!”

“The nine realms, including Earth, actually all belong to the rule of Asgard!”

“Of course, the earth only nominally belongs to Asgard!”

“Because on the earth we live on, there is also a powerful existence comparable to the god king Odin, so Asgard basically will not interfere with the development of the earth!”

“And this time the thunder god Thor came to Earth, you can understand it as exile, or…”

“Daddy’s grind for his son!”

Lin Fan didn’t speak, and when he said it, he immediately heard Natasha and Coulson stunned.

Their eyes widened, and the whole person sat there dumbfounded.

“Nine Realms? Midgard? Asgard? God King Odin? Father’s grinding of his son?!! ”

Listening to Lin Fan’s narration, they felt like they were listening to a drama.

Shouldn’t this plot be made up by Lin Fan?

Although it sounds reasonable, Coulson and Natasha, who are atheists, have a hard time accepting this new worldview.

“Sir, you’re not kidding, are you? It’s not funny! ”

Coulson said with a strong seriousness.

If it weren’t for Lin Fan’s mysterious origin, or Natasha’s invitation, he couldn’t just drive him out.

After all, this kind of fantasy statement is not convincing at all.

If he dared to report this conclusion to the director.

Coulson believes it won’t be long before he is pointed at the nose and scolded, and then sent to a mental hospital to check his brain.

“Lin… Iron Silver Man, are you sure you’re not telling a story?! ”

Natasha also looked at Lin Fan with a serious face.

There’s no room for jokes.

Although she subconsciously wanted to believe Lin Fan, once what the other party said was true, then this matter involved too much.

For the whole world, it will be a huge sensation like an earthquake! It may even trigger a mutiny in the entire human society.

Although some people say that aliens really exist every day, after all, no one has ever seen them.

When aliens do appear, can humans really accept this fact? Not to mention that humans are actually alien subjects!

Lin Fan’s simple words involved very serious problems, and even related to the normal operation of the entire world.

Even in their current capacity, they are not qualified to handle this matter.

“Whether it’s true or not, you can know as soon as you ask!”

Lin Fan spread his hands and was noncommittal.

He looked at Coulson and said, “If you don’t believe me, you can send someone to the town to investigate, I’m sure you will soon find a suspicious person!” ”

“A bearded man who calls himself Thor, the god of thunder, although no one believes him at all!”

Speaking of Thunder God Sol, Lin Fan couldn’t help but laugh out loud.

It’s really interesting to say that Odin, the silly son.

Even if he was sealed with all his divine power, when he encountered a problem, he still used his own methods as a prince.

There is no money to drink, just grab it! There is no money to take the car, just grab it!

Anyway, as long as I have a big fist, no matter what I do, it is right!

Thor, who has always been reckless, never thought of using his brain to solve the problem, which may be the reason why Odin exiled him to Earth.

However, Lin Fan liked this kind of two fools.

If Thor is like Loki, how can Master Tholin fool the other party?

“Thor? Is it true?!! ”

On the other side, Coulson was silent.

Seeing what Lin Fan said was true, he couldn’t help but hesitate, not knowing whether to believe the other party or not.

But lies clearly don’t stand up to fact-checking.

Since Lin Fan said that he had a nose and eyes, then he only needed to send someone to investigate to verify the existence of the so-called Thunder God Sol.

“Thank you sir for your frankness, about what you said, I will send someone to verify” Coulson nodded politely, got up directly and left the room.”

Apparently he had sent someone to investigate the matter.

Hearing Coulson’s footsteps away, Natasha looked at Lin Fan with a strange look and asked, “Is what you said true?” Are you sure you’re not kidding Coulson?! ”

“What do you think?”

Lin Fan didn’t answer the rhetorical question, and took Natasha in his arms.

He hit the other man’s buttocks hard.

“You don’t believe what I said, do you? Hey, if I knew this, I wouldn’t have worked hard to run this trip! ”

Lin Fan made a disappointed look.

“Hmph! You bastard! ”

Natasha saw that she couldn’t break free, so she had to give up and looked at Lin Fan with disgust.

This man really didn’t look scared at all.

You must know that this is a temporary camp of S.H.I.E.L.D., and there are all S.H.I.E.L.D. agents inside and out, but this guy has no scruples at all.

If this is bumped into, he Black Widow doesn’t want face?

“Still scolding me, huh?!”

Lin Fan’s face turned pale, and the silver armor on his head slowly fell off.

He punished Natasha directly.

It wasn’t until he heard Coulson’s footsteps that he let go of Natasha and put the silver armor back on.

“Aaaaah! Damn it!!! ”

Natasha’s face turned red with anger, and she quickly sorted out her clothes.

She didn’t want Coulson to see anything.

Tread!

Not long after, Coulson returned to the room from the new, feeling that the atmosphere was inexplicably strange, and looked at Lin Fan and Natasha, who were serious, and he had no doubt about him.

“Ahem, Mr. Hard is here.”

Coughing lightly, Coulson said with a smile: “The matter of Thor God Thor, I have sent someone to check, once we find an abnormality, we will definitely deal with this matter in time, and then we will trouble you to cooperate a lot.” ”

“It’s all right, that’s what I’m here for!”

Lin Fan nodded, not caring about the deep meaning in Coulson’s words.

Aren’t you just trying to put me under house arrest?

But when you find Thor, the god of thunder, and realize the seriousness of the problem, then I won’t be so easy to strike.

If you want my help, you must at least use a beauty meter! Well, Natasha is pretty good!

The waiting time was very long, but Coulson knew how to behave in the world, and kept chatting with Lin Fan.

And Coulson was very good at talking, and did not make Lin Fan feel uncomfortable.

This person is definitely the most suitable candidate for a diplomat!

Although Lin Fan rejected S.H.I.E.L.D. and even knew that Coulson had other intentions, it was very pleasant to chat with Coulson.

Even in the face of Coulson’s temptation, he could say nothing to hide.

The affairs of the Nine Realms are not secrets that cannot be said.

With the arrival of Thor on Earth, this information soon ceased to be a secret, and Lin Fan was just able to say it in advance to show his omniscience.

The vest of the silver iron man, he is ready to continue to maintain Master Lin’s personality.

Di Di Di!

An hour later, Coulson’s communications popped off.

“Excuse me, I’ll take a call.”

Coulson smiled apologetically, quickly stood up and walked out the door.

Natasha turned her head to look at Lin Fan and said, “Aren’t you worried?” ”

“I’m a decent gentleman, and I’m sitting up straight, why should I worry?”

Lin Fan said unimpressed.

“Huh.”

Natasha sneered, not bothering to pay attention to Lin Fan’s self-selling boast.

This man is really love-and-hate.

At this moment, Lin Fan and Natasha suddenly heard an exclamation from Coulson outside the door.

“What? Thor, the god of thunder, was sent to a mental hospital?!!! ”