Meri Phuppo Ki Beti

"Bro, Was that the only place left to get married ?" I asked

Wow great ! Now I'm have no choice but to go to Pakistan, Cause my best friend happens to have a death wish. That's right marriage is always a disaster, at least that's what I've heard so far. Now either I get motions or constipation, I'm stuck with it. Good going Asif. Well done!

I remember the last time I went there, boy I spent an hour in the washroom waiting for the water so I can do my business

Plus aunties there are so annoying they keep pulling my cheeks I was like hey they are not stuff toys .

And the worst memory of all! Oh Allah I'm not sure if I should mention it, anyways here goes, So I was walking towards the roof and one of my cousin was in front of me, I was shocked when she screamed for no reason and complained everyone that I tried to bite her bums which I definitely DIDN'T urghhh I hate that girl . I'm not a savage duh. The most exciting moment yay I'm getting on the plane for Pakistan *note the sarcasm*