Meshitaki Onna ni Yakuza no Ai wa Omosugiru

18. My popular time has come, but I’m getting dissed too much

 

While I was astounded by the「she’s my woman」treatment, Kawata-san approached briskly and bowed his head in one go.

With a disturbing popping sound, the various things scattered on the ground entered my view.

This, what about whiplash……? 1

Rather than worrying about that, my head was pushed down with considerable power.

 

――I don’t understand.

 

How did I suddenly become Kawata-san’s woman, and why was I being made to bow my head so deeply?

 

When I thought such a thing, the power in the hand holding my head down lessened.

 

――Can I raise my head now?

So I vacantly thought, but this time, Kawata-san besides me suddenly dogeza’d.

 

Pushing aside I whose nerve was plucked, Kawata-san pressed his forehead onto the floor.

Kawata-san, it’s dangerous! There’s broken glass there!

 

「I apologize for bringing her here as I pleased! The one who brought her here against her will was me! Please punish me! Even though she’s plain, old and stupid, she’s important to me!」

 

……Un, well, it’s certainly the truth he brought me here against my will.

For now, Kawata, you better remember this. 2

 

Pushing aside I who watched on with distant eyes, this dramatic farce was yet to continue.

 

「N, no! Boss! She’s my woman!」

 

Eehhーっ!?

 

This time Sengawa-san came up, prostrating next to Kawata-san.

 

「I got tired of all the flashy women I’ve liked until now! If you keep eating a showy full course meal, it seems like you’ll want to eat natto suddenly! Since she coincidentally lived next door, thinking it was a good chance, I brought her here! There’s no way Kawata-san would go out with a natto woman like her! Please punish me!」

 

……Un, Sengawa. I like natto and rice too, but for now I won’t forget the low things you said about me.

 

「No, Boss! This woman is mine!」

 

Another man prostrating.

 

「I, got tired of big breasts! When I thought anyone would be fine if they had a small rack, this guy conveniently showed up. Kawata-san and Sengawa-san, they’re pretending they’re going out with this woman to cover for me! If you’re going to punish anyone, then punish me!」

 

……Itou, to save Kawata and Sengawa, you’ve dropped me into hell……

 

「……No, this girl is my woman. The tonjiru she made was so delicious, it drew me in.」

 

……Hosoi-san. Oh no, I’m touched.

 

「I thought a stupid type might be okay once in a while……」

 

Un, well, I predicted this. Die, you Intelli glasses!

 

I wonder why, a lot of men said「she’s my woman」, meaning the rumored popular period in my life had come, but I’m not one bit pleased.

I mean, why do I have to be dissed this much?

I haven’t caused any trouble for you guys, right!?

Rather, it’s you guys who caused me a lot of trouble, right!?

 

Hahaha, I’ll buy your strong determination to protect me from this man, but it’s completely unacceptable for me as the protected party.

 

My eyes were distant, but more importantly I had to bring this chaotic situation under control.

Now then, how will the man in front take in this farce――

 

It was when I timidly peeped in the man’s direction.

 

「HAーHAHAHAッ!」

 

Hm? The ikemen onii-san is bursting out in laughter――?

 

 

 

Even the Yaboss can’t resist laughing lol

More chapters next week. See you then~

Don’t quite understand. Maybe she’s asking if it’ll affect her aversely in the future. Oh shit, you know it’s serious when she drops the honorifics lol