Metropolis: Becoming A Big Boss Starts With A Kindness Everyday

Chapter 411 Funny King [1 more, please customize! 】

“good!”

The female anchor brightened her eyes and said with a smile: “How can I offend three people at the same time with one sentence?”

The honest man didn’t even think about it, and said directly: “This”

“Father-in-law, your level of finding a wife is worse than mine!”

Kind of diners: “”

Qin Fan: “”

Lu Danqing, Lu Yaoyao: “”

All netizens in the live broadcast room: “”

Smiled!! “Golden sentence, this must be a golden sentence!”

“agree!”

“The anchor has a sharp eye, this honest man is a king of golden sentences.”

“Haha, I don’t know if this honest man has a girlfriend. He suddenly wanted to be his girlfriend. It would be fun to be with him.”

The female anchor was very refreshed, and took out another 50 yuan bill and handed it to the honest man.

She is in a beautiful mood.

Because of this meeting, she has received more than 300 yuan in rewards.

Today, she must guard the king of golden sentences in front of her and make a lot of money.

No way, the King of Golden Sentences is not something you can meet whenever you want to meet.

“Handsome guy, may I ask which circle is better now”

The honest man thought for a while, just when everyone was disappointed, the honest man suddenly patted his forehead, then pointed his eyes to the camera and said, “Of course it’s dark circles!”

“I’m going, 66, I can’t help but smile again.”

“This buddy is really a wicked talent!!”

“!”

“Which sentence to read the other way round, or the original meaning”

The female anchor asked again.

“It’s very simple for the anchor to ask this question. I am me. Doesn’t it mean that when you read it upside down? There is also 666. If you read it upside down, it is still 666.”

“Although the one upstairs is correct, it is obviously not enough to laugh. A sentence without a smile is soulless, and it is a golden sentence.”

“Yes, as long as the sentence makes me laugh, I will admit it is a golden sentence.”

“looking forward to.”

“I promise not to laugh this time.”

Honest man: “This is simple, the former only recognizes money!!”

Passerby: “”

Qin Fan, Lu Danqing, Lu Yaoyao: “Everyone in the live broadcast room: “”

Then he laughed again!! “The ex only recognized the money F*ck, nothing wrong, laugh to death!!”

“!”

“This little brother wants to laugh me to death so that I can inherit my flowers?”

“Talent, my uncle convinces him!!”

Seeing that the popularity of her live broadcast room continues to rise, and the gifts she receives continue to increase, the female anchor is happy to say something in her heart.

“Handsome man, I will give you this money first, and wait: after the interview, I will give it to you together, and I will never miss you a penny.”

Honest man: “Yes.”

The interview continues! Female anchor: “How does it feel to feed the dog with my sincere heart”

Honest man: “Just feed the dog, but the dog says he still likes to eat shit!”

Above everyone’s head, a piece of 666 rises! Female anchor: “Now the cemetery is too expensive to die, what should I do?”

The honest man pondered for a moment, then raised his head and said, “Let those who can afford to die die first!”

On everyone’s head, there is another 666! “F*ck, this little brother really wants to laugh at me.”

“My smile in the sentence, this honest man, the true king of sentences!!”

“Anchor, the whole point is difficult!”

Female anchor: “Handsome guy, please tell me what is the use of a girlfriend”

Honest man: “This question, the next question.”

The female anchor shook her heart.

F*ck, is this question too difficult for her to answer even the king of golden sentences. The female anchor is unwilling and embarrassed: “Handsome guy, according to the rules of the game, I can’t think of a question randomly. , If you can’t answer, then this interview will have to be terminated.”

Hearing the sound, the honest man stared: “But I don’t have a girlfriend!”

At the scene, there was a weird silence for three seconds3, and then many people laughed.

“May I ask what is the use of a girlfriend? Answer: I don’t have a girlfriend.

Why am I inexplicably funny”

“I stepped on a horse and laughed, forgive me for laughing too low.”

“I laughed too.”

“Silently feel sorry for the honest man for 3 seconds.”

“I think the honest man sentence I don’t have a girlfriend is just a golden sentence!!”

“Yes, yes, this must be a golden sentence, as long as it can make Laozi laugh, it is a golden sentence.”

Female anchor: “Handsome guy, what do you think of long-distance relationships”

Honest man: “I think long-distance relationships are like leaves.”

Female anchor: “why”

The honest man has a serious face: “It’s either green or yellow.”

“This answer is too affectionate!”

“Old Tie has nothing wrong with it, it deserves to be an export: the king of golden sentences.”

Qin Fan, Lu Danqing and Lu Yaoyao stood by and watched, but they didn’t close their mouths when they laughed.

This buddy is so funny.

Talent!! Now this Alexandria society needs this kind of teasing, to amuse everyone, and decompress the big guys.

Female anchor: “Handsome guy, what kind of person do you think is least hygienic?”

Honest man: “Women.”

The female anchor showed anger on her face: “What do you mean? You, we women, are obviously the most important thing about hygiene!!”

Many female passers-by are also angry at honest men.

“F*ck, what kind of map gun does this honest man fire?”

“The King of Golden Sentences has overturned!! Visually, the women of the King of Sentences will be on the scene!”

Faced with many glaring eyes, the honest man calmly said: “Women obviously don’t care about hygiene, because I have never seen a woman take a bath!!”

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