Metropolis: My pain can brush money!

Chapter 107 You write the essay, I write the song!!!

Su Mengmeng found that the relationship between the two girls and Wang Xiaonian was very good, especially the tall girl, whose appearance and figure were even worse than those of her own age in the same age.

This made Su Mengmeng can’t help but sigh, the girls of this era can hardly change their aesthetics.

Actually like fat people?

Well, although Wang Xiaonian is now much thinner than when he first met, his figure has gradually become stronger, a bit like taking the European and American ‘type man’ route.

But didn’t the girls of their student days like tall, thin, handsome boys?

What’s going on?

Soon, Su Mengmeng noticed that the bully dogs were bold one by one.

Today’s two little beauties, as well as yesterday’s one, seem to be attracted by this bully dog.

“Good fellow, no wonder you have a dog, that’s it.”

Su Mengmeng guessed in his heart that it would not be long after.

The two daughters left Wang Xiaonian’s house.

The previous second was still very dignified, the intellectual Su Mengmeng, the second became a gossip woman.

“Xiao Nian, tell Sister Su that the girl named Zhizhi is not the girl you like.”

Su Mengmeng asked with a smile.

“Hmm.”

Wang Xiaonian did not deny it at this time, but nodded his head bluntly…

This time to Su Mengmeng will not be the same.

Hello good gangsters also have to hold back ah, just say it, let me gossip about the idea of a moment to dispel.

“What about the iron yesterday?” In the new year, others have cleaned your balcony and brought you food, you can’t be a scumbag. ”

Su Mengmeng suddenly thought of something and said in a serious voice.

“Sister Sue, didn’t I say that yesterday?” Iron and I are brotherly. ”

Wang Xiaonian said.

“Really? But I don’t think that’s what other people think! ”

Su Mengmeng said meaningfully.

“Sister Su, where did you know that?” By the way, Sister Sue, I haven’t met your boyfriend yet. ”

Wang Xiaonian asked with a smile.

Su Mengmeng was suddenly dumbfounded, he was indeed still a single dog, and he seemed not qualified to analyze these things with him.

“Sister Sue, what does your boyfriend do?”

Wang Xiaonian saw from Su Mengmeng’s embarrassed little eyes that she was a single dog, so she treated her body with her human way. ”

Su Mengmeng cleared his throat and said with a straight face: “The time is not early, what is your homework today?” ”

Exams are going to be there tomorrow and there is no homework today.

To this end, Wang Xiaonian plans to raid the English.

But soon, Su Mengmeng was surprised to find that this guy who could do competition topics had actually pulled his crotch to a miserable degree in English.

“Xiao Nian, did your English be taught by your physical education teacher?”

Su Mengmeng rubbed his head and said wordlessly.

“Harm. Sister Su, complaining doesn’t solve the problem. ”

Wang Xiaonian comforted, “Thank you for your comfort. ”

Su Mengmeng rolled her eyes, “Sister Su, English multiple choice questions are not regular, what three short and one long, choose the longest…, what is coming, do you remember?” ”

Wang Xiaonian suddenly remembered the exam secret of his high school years, but he couldn’t remember it for a while, and the overall mantra “What you said is [three long and one short selection of the shortest three short and one long selection of the longest two long and two short to choose B with the same length and the same short, choose A length and short, choose D uneven C invincible]. ”

Su Mengmeng said with the corners of his mouth twitching.

“Yes! Right! Right! ”

“That’s it!”

“You say it again!”

Wang Xiaonian suddenly came to his senses, it was like a drowning person, seeing the branches suspended on the surface of the water, which made Su Mengmeng completely speechless.

I! Su Mengmeng! Project 211! Outstanding graduates of Sichuan-Chongqing Normal University actually teach this thing to students?

How can this work?

“Choose A for the same length and the same short!”

A minute later, Su Mengmeng corrected, “Oh. ”

Wang Xiaonian nodded, and once again recited the secret of this exam Wang Xiaonian In addition to English, mathematics, physics and chemistry students are all the existence of high-level copies that can be brushed alone, the language is two lifetimes, in addition to the silent writing of poetry, other aspects should not be much faulty.

Tonight, in addition to reciting the secret book, Wang Xiaonian also let Su Mengmeng give himself some English wild phrases for writing.

On the way home, Su Mengmeng couldn’t help but sigh in his heart, today is the day that he is giving Wang Xiaonian a make-up lesson in the Eight Classics, but what did he make up for the boy?

Never mind!

Anyway, I won’t be a tutor anymore.

Following.

The monthly exam begins.

As with the college entrance examination, the first day is morning Chinese and afternoon mathematics.

The next morning was a comprehensive and the afternoon was English.

The language test was put in the first session, mainly for the purpose of suppressing the shock, after all, the subject of language, whether it is a good score or a poor score, can be written.

After being reborn, although Wang Xiaonian knew several unpopular poems, his memory was unremarkable, and he had a hard time filling in the poems.

In order to get a good result in the examination, Wang Xiaonian went all out.

In the language test, there are two texts that are easy and one that is difficult, but today both texts are very bitter and difficult to understand.

The examination room is divided according to the grades, and Wang Xiaonian, who has the penultimate score, is arranged in the penultimate examination room, at this time, not only the candidates in this examination room, but also scratch their ears and scratch their cheeks in the face of the text, and even the candidates in the first few examination rooms are also frowning.

Ordinary candidates, in the face of difficult problems, will temporarily avoid the sharp edge, and wait until they have written other questions before doing it.

But Wang Xiaonian has developed the bad habit of ‘facing difficulties’…

“Ding, pain value +1!”

“Ding, pain +2!”

Doing puzzles increases the pain value, so that Wang Xiaonian is even more immersed in it.

Time passes by minute by minute.

After Wang Xiaonian understood these two texts.

There is only half an hour left before the exam.

At this time, most of the candidates’ essays were half written, only Wang Xiaonian was still a large blank, which made the invigilator who inspected the exam can’t help but shake his head, “I’m going!” ”

After Wang Xiaonian learned that there was not enough time, he smiled bitterly in his heart, and then began to accelerate.

It took about 27 minutes for Wang Xiaonian to finish writing all the topics except for the essay.

“With 5 minutes left before the exam, students who have finished it, check it carefully to see if the questions that have not been missed have not been done.”

The proctor reminded.

3 minutes!

Write an essay!

Even Wang Xiaonian, who has the skill of [Keyboard Man], is a little difficult.

What’s more, writing an essay is not a copying essay, which needs to be conceived.

Another minute passed.

Wang Xiaonian carefully studied the composition topic and requirements.

[Wine is a way to dispel sorrows handed down from ancient times, Emperor Wei Wu said: “How to relieve worries, only Du Kang.” ”

In contemporary times, there is also a saying of “wine table culture”, please write an article according to the theme of “wine” or “sorrow”. In addition to the poetry carrier, the word count should be 800. 】

Hey…

This essay requirement refers to the fact that 800 words are required except for poetry.

“2 minutes left!”

“That classmate don’t look around.”

Just as Wang Xiaonian was thinking, the voice of the invigilator sounded again.

The person who is said to be a little fat Zhou Lieyin who wants to peek at other people’s answers.

“Yes!”

“It’s too late to write argumentative essays, explanatory essays, narrative essays.”

“But I can write songs.”

Wang Xiaonian suddenly came to the inspiration and wrote on the test paper.

“When you walk into this happy field with all the dreams on your back and think of all kinds of makeup on your face and you pick up the wine glass and say to yourself a glass of respect for the sun, a cup of respect for the moonlight”

At this time, the students in the classroom almost stopped writing, and Wang Xiaonian’s appearance of writing a book naturally attracted the invigilator.

The invigilator with a furrowed brow saw that Wang Xiaonian was writing an essay at this time…

He shook his head.

As if to say: What is this writing.

But when I saw “a cup of respect for the sun, a cup of respect for the moonlight”, the whole person’s expression changed greatly.

This composition seems to be a song. One