Military? No, I'm Just A Car Company

"Okay, okay, I see it."

Xiao Zhan was finally told.

Holding the driving manual of the mechanical god, he walked to his room without looking back.

If I hadn't heard you say that I can explode again, I would have slapped my face and left... Xiao Zhan cursed in his heart.

back to the room,

Xiao Zhan threw the Mechanic God's driving manual on the table and flipped through a few pages at will.

After half an hour, he literally didn't read a word.

"Why is it an excavator? It doesn't matter if it is an excavator, why is it a mechanical god?

Xiao Zhan planted his head on the table, "Why do you have to use Wuling's excavator? Isn't it a car maker, so what's so cool about it~?"

Can't remember the driver's manual, Xiao Zhan blamed the problem on Wu-Ling.

"To build such a big excavator, who would you scare -?" he said again.

"It's your excavator's problem that I won't learn, if other brands of excavators are more ordinary, I'll definitely be fine.

Wuling's mechanical gods are different from general excavators, in terms of performance and operation, and their functions are much higher-end.

Therefore, the driver's manual is naturally a lot more complicated, but it is not at the level of incomprehension at all.

Xiao Zhan can't understand the driving manual of the mechanical god, it can be said that his brain is not smart enough.

However, he was ruthless with the air, and Fei felt that Wuling was targeting him.

"It's bigger than all other brands of excavators. What is there to be proud of in your Wuling?"

Really can't remember the manual, Xiao Zhan continued to complain, "If you have to go against me, I will go to Weibo to complain to Wuling.

talking,

Xiao Zhan threw aside the driving manual of the mechanical god, and took out his mobile phone from his pocket.

traffic era,

These so-called little fresh meat artists have no other skills, but they are very energetic in complaining.

It's night time now,

Xiao Zhan edited a message angrily, and made his complaint before midnight.

"I really don't know, what's so great about Wuling? It builds cars and makes the driver's manual so thick? Isn't this anti-human? I really can't stand it.

After clicking to publish, Xiao Zhan deliberately read it several times.

After making sure that there was no problem with his tone, he sat down on the sofa and sat down with salted fish contentedly.

In the meantime, I didn't forget to grab a bottle of beer from the refrigerator and enjoy it.

"Wait, it won't be long before Wuling will be scolded by the fans who pamper me. I feel good when I think about it.

Drinking beer, Xiao Zhan muttered to himself.

Using Weibo as a voice tool has become one of the standard skills of stars.

After lying down for enough time, Xiao Zhan stretched his waist and got up weakly.

Turn on the phone and look at your Weibo happily.

"Let me see how the fans scold Wuling, hurry up and be happy..."

However,

Before he finished speaking, he saw the most liked comment under his Weibo, and his smile stopped abruptly.

"Just a mere actor, what qualifications do you have to judge the domestic product Light Wuling? Are you worthy?"

Seeing this comment with hundreds of thousands of likes, Xiao Zhan's heart suddenly tightened.

He awkwardly clicked on the reply to the comment and wanted to struggle again.

Thinking of his own fans, he will definitely fight back violently against this product theory.

As a result, it opened a little, and the heart that suddenly tightened was half cold.

The replies below the comments turned out to be all "Bah, he doesn't deserve it"

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In order to keep the formation as consistent as possible, the netizens only changed the homophones and did not change the sentence pattern.

"Pei, it doesn't need it!

Tower is not bah!"

'Pei,

"Pei, you can't follow the embryo!"

There are even sentence patterns such as "bridle, otter stuffed with rice".

A good swearing scene has become a rare word teaching.

Although Xiao Zhan didn't know those words, he could understand from the formation that the pronunciation of each reply was the same.

He snorted coldly, and exited to read the comment reply of the second thumbs up.

"It's such a fucking shit to have an actor like you in the country!"

The replies to the comments are also kept in the same formation, and there are no phonetic words, and there is only one word for "mourning".

Seeing this, the remaining half of Xiao Zhan's heart almost went cold.

But he was still not convinced, and just wanted to see if any fans would stand by him.

You can't get tens of millions of followers on Weibo, and you can't get rid of more than half of the zombie fans, and you can't have no one standing by him.

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Then like three comments -

"Wuling is really nothing special, it is just the creation of the magic car Wuling Hongguang, which is invincible all over the world."

The replies to the comments are also all imitation sentences.

"Wuling is really nothing special. It's just the creation of the electric magic car, the Red Rabbit, and it's just hanging and beating Terrass in Meriken."5

"Wuling is really nothing special, it just created a supercar, the Son of Dragon S, which flies at low altitudes like a fighter jet. 359

"Wuling is really nothing special, it's just to create a Pica Leviathan and bravely enter the no-man's land.

"Wuling is really nothing special, it just created a Bending Jumper, all terrain is carefree. 35

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"Wuling is really nothing special, it just created a super armored vehicle, which is as hard as a tank and can resist artillery.

"Wuling is really nothing special, it's just the creation of a god-level fishing tackle mechanic, a two-hundred-pound sea monster with one pole. 99

"Wuling is really nothing special, it just created the goddess red Wuling mini, and the open top harvests the hearts of girls. 99

"Wuling is really nothing..."

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In response to this comment, netizens were quite serious at first.

But more and more later, the serious speeches are finished, and they gradually move towards the sand sculpture.

even so,

It can also be seen from the replies of netizens that everyone has awe and protection for Wuling.

In this extremely active tens of thousands of replies, netizens have almost dug up the advantages of Wuling, and the follow-up is still increasing.

Among them,

There was also an inconspicuous comment mixed in, with only a few hundred likes.

But Wuling has not made it public about super armored vehicles.

"Wuling is really nothing special, it just created a super armored vehicle, which is as hard as a tank and can resist artillery.

The person who made this comment was none other than Ye Qiu's friend, Qin Wanba, the third-in-command of the Ministry of Industry and Information Technology.