Military wife from another little planet

Lin Shu was flustered. As soon as she let go of her hand, the skygun fell under the bungalow. When the fuse was finished, the skygun rushed forward against the ground. Then... The skygun happened to get into the pants of Xiao Qiang's father who just came out of the house.

Xiaoqiang's father was going to get something outside the door, but he didn't walk two steps as soon as he came out. Suddenly something came into his trousers and ran up. He was so scared that he jumped up in the same place.

"Pa --" the blast exploded in Xiaoqiang's father's trousers.

Fortunately, the power of the skygun is not big, and it's thick in winter. Xiaoqiang's father was not injured, but felt a pain in his leg.

The three little ones on the bungalow: "Wow, it's so powerful. It turns out that the skygun can still play like this!"

Xiao Qiang's father, who was almost scared to pee, turned green.

"Deng Xiaoqiang, you come down to me!"

Deng Xiaoqiang saw his father's face and shook his head cleverly. He didn't want to go down to die.

If the mountain doesn't come to me, I will go to the mountain.

So, Xiaoqiang's father strode up to the bungalow, took the three little ones down, beat Deng Xiaoqiang and confiscated all his small firecrackers.

Deng Xiaoqiang covers his beaten buttocks and laughs heartlessly as Lin Shu and Mu Yu watch Xiaoqiang's father's pants pipe, which is yellow from the blast.

After such a fuss, Lin Shu finally got the point to play with firecrackers.

However, Deng Xiaoqiang's small firecrackers were all confiscated. Lin Zhiguo and Yang Lihua would not allow her to play firecrackers. As for mu Yu, Mu Wenjun and his wife have always believed that the boy should be poor, so they don't give him pocket money at all.

The pot of pocket money that Mu Yu had saved before, because he took Deng Xiaoqiang to the county to buy clothes for Lin Shu. After scaring the family, Yao Xinlan confiscated it as a mental punishment for doing something wrong.

He can't spend money on his own house to make his daughter-in-law happy any more.

Uncomfortable, want to cry, whimper

Can't you play without firecrackers?

Of course not.

Mu Yu and Deng Xiaoqiang ran to other people's home to set off firecrackers. After a long time, they found a pile of scattered firecrackers. These firecrackers are big and small. The small ones are like Lin Shu's little thumb, and the big ones are almost as big as her little fist.

Lin Shu looked at such a large pile of firecrackers and clapped her hands with joy, but

"How can you fly without a stick?"

She just wants to play with firecrackers with sticks.

"This is not a skygun. How can there be a stick. Let's go. We'll take you to the exciting game. "

"What is exciting?"

"You'll know when you get there."

Three people carrying firecrackers, all the way to the bank. Now it's cold, there are few people on the bank, only a few old buffaloes gnawing on the yellow grass.

There is no shelter on the river bank. The wind is very strong. It goes straight into people's neck.

Lin Shu shrunk her neck: "what's fun here? It's so windy. It's freezing. "

Deng Xiaoqiang said with a smile: "you wait."

See Mu Yu and Deng Xiaoqiang each took a big firecracker, inserted in a lump of cow dung on the river bank.

Yes, it's cow dung!

Lin Shu's face is full of disgust, what is this to do? Do they want to play with shit? That's really exciting. Ouch

Two people holding a lighter, lit the lead, and then SA Ya Zi Ran.

"Boom."

With the explosion of firecrackers, the cow dung flew up into the sky, just like tiannu scattered flowers... Er, to his tiannu scattered flowers, it was flying all over the sky!

See big and small cow dung egg, fall from the sky, smash to the ground.

Lin Shu is scared to scurry. Ma, it's disgusting. If it falls on her head, how can it be!

Mu Yu and Deng Xiaoqiang run desperately for fear that cow dung will fall on their heads. After running away, they look back at the cow dung all over the sky and clap their hands and laugh.

"Ha ha ha ha, it's so fun and exciting."

When all the cow dung came down, they were still in the mood.

"Go, find the next one!"

Two people hook shoulder to shoulder to look for the next lump of bad luck cow dung, still don't forget to turn back and shout Lin Shu: "Shu Shu, hurry up."

Lin Shu saw their excitement, smelled the smell of cow dung in the air, stamped her feet and followed them.

Well, although this game is disgusting, it's really exciting. She got to the point, play this disgusting game, is to run hard, don't let cow dung hit himself.

She can't sprint fast. She can't play.

But it didn't stop her from watching the fun. She thought to herself, if those two boys were hit by cow dung, it would be more fun.

Well, what do you really want? What do you want.

After blowing up several lumps of cow dung in a row and successfully running to the safety zone, the two finally won the fight.

It was a huge lump of cow dung. When they were looking for it, they were too excited. In order to show the power of this cow dung, they put in four big firecrackers in a row.

If the firecrackers are doubled, the jet speed of the explosion will be doubled.

Mu Yu and Deng Xiaoqiang run with their lives, but they still haven't run and are sprayed all over.

Looking at the cow dung on their bodies, they first laughed and then cried.

It's over. I can't tell you when I go home.

Lin Shu gloated at the two, laughing straight waist.

Two people also did not have the mind to continue to fry cow dung, drooping head, pondering in the heart, after going home how should deceive his mother.

"Well, that's the way it is. Just accept your fate. It's a big deal to be beaten. After tomorrow, you'll be another hero who will fry cow dung in the sky! "

Lin Shu finished, and he couldn't help laughing.

Two people sad ground saw Lin Shu one eye, don't take so schadenfreude of.

"Let's go. Let's go home. It's so cold here. If I catch a cold, you'll be scolded again."

Lin Shu keeps urging them to go home. She can't say that she can't wait to see them being chased from the head of the station town to the end of the station town by their respective mothers with bamboo sticks!

"I have a beautiful wish, grow up must sow the sun..."

Lin Shu is in a bad mood, so good that she began to hum a song that she always thought was problematic.

The earth people are so fantastic that they don't want to plant the sun. The heat won't kill you!

The so-called extreme happiness leads to sorrow, which is understood by people on earth.

Lin Shu while skipping along, while humming a song, while walking, but also back to urge the two drooping head with brain guy, also did not carefully look at the situation of the roadside.

When she passed the pigsty of a certain family, all of a sudden, "Bang --" the cesspit of the pigsty exploded.

The dung water in the cesspit spurted out.

Lin Shu was startled by the sound of firecrackers. She didn't have time to react and watched the dung water rush towards her.