Military wife from another little planet

The pigsty on this side of S Province is built with several long stone slabs. There is a gap between the stone slabs, and below is the cesspit. When the pig is sold, the pigsty is empty.

Lin Shu laughs. Unexpectedly, she even buys one for free. What a surprise!

"Firecrackers!"

Lin Shu stretched out her hand and motioned Mu Yu to give her the firecrackers,

Mu Yu hesitated: "little fat man's father is also in it..."

"What are you afraid of? My mother often says it's wrong to raise a godfather, so the father of a little fat man is also responsible."

This... Seems to be reasonable, but I always feel strange.

"Oh, hurry up. If you linger, they'll be done!"

Mu Yu teeth a bite, handed the lighter to Deng Xiaoqiang: "you come to light a fire, I come to throw firecrackers."

This firecracker, however, is "specially made" - seven or eight big firecrackers are tied together and connected together with a lead wire, so that they can explode at the same time.

They walked a few steps to the cesspit and stood still. Deng Xiaoqiang shook his hands to light the lighter and ignited the lead wire, which quickly ignited.

Mu Yu quickly threw the firecrackers to the cesspit, but he didn't see if he didn't throw them in, so he ran back.

"Oh, I didn't throw it in!" Deng Xiaoqiang called in a low voice.

The firecrackers fell on the edge of the cesspit. They can't fall off.

Mu Yu a listen to, want to turn round again to kick firecrackers into cesspit.

Lin Shu startled, so many big firecrackers tied together, Mu Yu if go back to kick, in case of explosion, it is not a joke.

So, she quickly hit the firecrackers with her super power. The firecrackers shook and fell into the cesspit.

Mu Yu saw, immediately turned to run back.

The little fat man was taking a shit attentively when suddenly something fell in the cesspit. He looked down along the gap between the stone slabs. Before he could see what it was, he suddenly "boom --"

Little fat man just felt a huge wave of excrement and urine coming towards him!

"Oh, my God!"

The little fat man's father just felt that his buttocks were suddenly cold and his ears were buzzing. He didn't have time to think about it, so he rushed out of the toilet naked.

After waiting for his reaction, he found that he was covered with pig excrement and urine. When the wind blew, his butt was cold. I quickly went back to the toilet with my pants up. There was manure everywhere in the pigsty. The little fat man was drenched with manure. He was stunned in the toilet with only two eyes.

"Oh..."

Little fat dad couldn't help it, so he vomited on the spot.

The little fat man's mother heard the noise and rushed over. Seeing the situation in the toilet, she was startled: "how did this happen?"

The little fat man heard his mother's voice and finally responded. He came in naked and ran into his mother's arms crying: "wow..."

The little fat man's mother looked at her son, who was covered with fecal water. Finally, she couldn't help but vomit out and pour the little fat man's head.

……

Little fat man, the whole world is gray.

After the firecrackers exploded, Lin Shu quickly left the scene of the crime, and then found a place where there was no one, covered her stomach and laughed.

Mu Yu and Deng Xiaoqiang are laughing to the ground.

"I really want to see the little fat man with my own eyes. It must be disgusting."

"Ha ha, it's so exciting. It's more exciting than fried cow dung."

In the afternoon, people in the town said that the dung pit of the little fat man's house had been blasted by someone with a thunder cannon. The little fat man and his son had been blasted with excrement and urine. They had burned seven or eight pots of water in the big pot of the home coal stove, but they couldn't clean the smell. They went to the bathroom of the cement factory and rubbed out two pieces of soap. At that time, when their father and son went into the bathhouse, they smoked all the people in the bathhouse

After hearing this, the three of them were even more excited.

When the sky is dark, Lin Shu and Mu Yu go back to Mu's home.

As soon as he entered the gate, he saw Yao Xinlan with a black face and a bamboo strip in his hand blocking the gate. Little fat family that matter son, she can guess with the toe is mu Yu they do.

Otherwise, what a coincidence!

Mu Yu heart a burst of virtual, see the situation is not right, run.

As soon as Yao Xinlan saw him running, he was more sure that he had done it, so he chased him.

Lin Shu is such a fool that she doesn't admit herself.

Mu Yu this time is to fight the old life of running, he must not let his mother catch, otherwise this time really dead!

So, Mu Yu played supernormal and ran past Yao Xinlan.

In the end

Lost to Mu Wenjun.

When he was once again mixed doubles, shed tears of regret, always feel that this time he was a little daughter-in-law to pit miserable.

Lin Shu this time also did not easily muddle through, was Yang Lihua hit the handboard, also fined not to eat dinner.

More than that, the two adults also took them, took gifts, personally came to the little fat man's home to make amends.

After all, if you think about it, you can imagine that it was their children who did it. In order not to feud with the neighbors, they must take the initiative to come to apologize. Although it's not a big deal, it's really a crime for the two of them.

The little fat man's mother was very angry and took the adults of Lin Mu and his family to the pigsty to have a look at the tragic situation.

Two adults looked at the wall of dung water, mouth can't help twitching.

They agreed that the punishment for the two guys was not deep enough!

So they went home and were locked up for a week.

They are not allowed to go out to pay New Year's greetings.

The little fat man's parents didn't really care. After all, some innocent children were fooling around, especially their own children. The adults came to the door to apologize and beat the two children when they got home. They dealt with it with sincerity.

So this matter, even if exposed. When the three families met, they talked and laughed as before.

Adults turn the page, but children can't.

Because of this, the little fat man left a heavy psychological shadow. He didn't eat for a few days and didn't dare to go to his pigsty to take a shit.

Lin Shu's heart can not be happy, because of this matter, she not only got the handboard, but also was punished hungry, was closed for a week! The most important thing is that she has no chance to collect her lucky money because of her confinement!

As a result, her resentment towards the little fat man is even heavier!

She vowed that she would have to find another chance to revenge again! This time, adults will never catch pigtails again!

As for mu Yu, it is a good scar, forget the pain. In addition to the first two days in the heart of Lin Shu a little resentment, after a few days to scratch the heart and lungs to think of his little daughter-in-law.

Aunt Mu is gloating on the window every day. She smiles and says to Mu Yu, who is locked in the room: "if you are still naughty, you must be shut down. Let you have a long memory. You will bring Shu Shu to make trouble everywhere in the future."

Mu Yu Wei Qu Baba, this time clearly is the little daughter-in-law with him in trouble, OK? No, it's Mingming's daughter-in-law who makes trouble with him every time!