Ming Emperor Chat Group, Creating Apocalyptic Prosperity
112. The Most Enjoyable Captive God Of War! Zhu Yunwen: You Are So Coquettish~
"What kind of thing is a little Wala who dares to hurt my court subjects! It's a bear's heart and a leopard's guts!"
"How dare you kill my courtiers of the Ming Dynasty! What a disgrace! Shame to the Ming Dynasty!"
"I see the Oirat clown, only when I send troops to the Ming Dynasty! They will know what is the king's division and what is the thunder's wrath!"
"If you don't break Wala, you are ashamed to sit on the throne!"
"Then when Emperor Taizong of Tang went to war, did he ever think about defeating himself?"
Waves of immature and swearing voices resounded through the entire chat group.
And it is broadcast in a "loop" way!
Needless to say, everyone knows who this stunned young man who swears and brags and pulls Tang Taizong Li Shimin out to compare with himself is.
This person is God of War: Pig Riding Town!
Listening to the awesome bragging at that time, Zhu Qizhen at this moment is so embarrassed that he wants to eat shit!
Zhu Yunwen: "Fuck! This man speaks so well, Fourth Uncle, he has the demeanor of your youth!"
Zhu Di: "Please don't insult me!"
Zhu Yuanzhang: "Actually, to be honest, there is nothing wrong with what "Baozi" said. The key is that it feels very embarrassing to say it from his mouth."
Zhu Biao: "It's even funny..."
Zhu Qiyu: "Brother, you are ashamed to sit on the throne if you don't break the tiles. You said it yourself, so it's only natural that the throne is in my hands, right?"
Zhu Qizhen: "
Zhu Di: "No, I said "Baozi", how come you have a face comparable to Tang Taizong! Don't touch my idol, please!"
Zhu Yunwen: "So fourth uncle's idol is Li Shimin! Dad, grandpa, you two have to be careful!"
Zhu Di: "Fucking... what I admire is Li Shimin's ability to govern the country and his invincible bravery! It's not about killing your brother and Guan Dad, okay! You bastard, don't label me!"
Zhu Biao: "Yun Wen, don't let your fourth uncle hold this pot, because my idol is also Li Shimin."
Zhu Qizhen: "Actually, my idol is Li Shi..."
Zhu Di and Zhu Biao: "Shut up!"
Zhu Di: "Damn it, I feel like Li Shimin is dirty!"
Zhu Qizhen: "...
Zhu Qizhen was also speechless, before the evaluation started, he was ridiculed by the crowd......
The point is, why do you call him "Baozi"?
This word is clearly pronounced pu...
Seeing that the crowd's criticism is still going on, Zhu Qizhen hastily set his sights on the "thigh" Bao Tian Xiao who was about to hug him!
At this time, Zhu Youxiao was still the same as before, just watching the play and not expressing his opinions.
His reaction was extremely fast, and he caught a glimpse of Zhu Qizhen looking towards him almost immediately.
Immediately afterwards, he saw Zhu Qizhen slowly moving towards him.
His steps are sneaky and his expression is wretched.
There is nothing good at first glance.
Zhu Youxiao didn't want to get into this trouble, so he walked to Zhu Di very naturally.
Among all the people present, Zhu Qizhen was most afraid of Zhu Di.
Because Zhu Di, the great grandfather, beats him the hardest, and anyone who scolds him wins a wolf!
Seeing that Zhu Youxiao had walked beside Zhu Di, Zhu Qizhen had no choice but to sigh...
Forget it, come again next time!
A group of people are almost complaining, and it's time to start the evaluation.
[Ding! Orthodox (Tianshun) Emperor Zhu Qizhen, on November 11th, the second year of Xuande, you were born in Shuntian Prefecture, Beizhili. 】
[Your biological mother Sun Guifei was named empress by Emperor Xuanzong of the Ming Dynasty in the second year after giving birth to you. 】
【So you changed suddenly, from the eldest son of a concubine to the eldest son of a concubine!】
Zhu Yunwen: "I know this one well!"
Zhu Di: "But you are not the rightful son after all."
Zhu Yunwen: "What kind of bullshit is it that you are not a direct descendant? I asked, how many of the emperors present were born in the direct descendant? Also, fourth uncle, you are not born in the direct descendant either!"
Zhu Di: "Who said that! I and my eldest brother have the same mother!"
Zhu Yunwen: "Heh...... Thirty-five years of Hongwu"
Zhu Di: "Can you fucking stop mentioning this! You can't get over this, right!"
[In the tenth year of Xuande, your father Ming Xuanzong Zhu Zhanji passed away, and you, who was only eight years old, succeeded to the throne, and changed the title of the next year to Zhengtong. 】
[Because you are still young, almost all the political power is in the hands of your grandmother, the Empress Dowager Zhang. 】
[Empress Dowager Zhang insisted on reusing important ministers during the Renxuan Dynasty: Yang Shiqi, Yang Rong, Yang Pu and others. 】
Zhu Houpao: "I don't know if I'm thinking too much, I always feel that the relationship between San Yang and this Zhang family is not simple"~!"
Zhu Youjian: "I have seen through it for more than a year. None of these ministers is simple. None of the women in the harem is simple. Lord Sejong, I really want to stay away from disputes like you, move Go live in Nanyuan."
Zhu Houcong: "Then why don't you?"
Zhu Youjian: "Ah...well...that..."
Zhu Houxi: "Oh, I see, your heart is not stable, and you can't get rid of worldly desires! Oh, yes, the world of flowers and flowers is charming..."
Zhu Di: "Speak human words!"
Zhu Houpao: "It's just that he can't do without a woman."
Zhu Youjian: "
[Yang Rong passed away in the fifth year of Zhengtong; the Empress Dowager Zhang died in the eighth year of Zhengtong; Yang Shiqi died in the ninth year of Zhengtong; Yang Pu died in the eleventh year of Zhengtong. 】
[At this point, all these people who once controlled the government and held great power are dead. 】
【At this time, you are already twenty years old, without the obstruction and suppression of these people, the power has finally returned to the hands of you, the emperor!】
【You are ready to show your skills and create a more brilliant Ming Dynasty!】
[However, the imagination is very full, and the reality is very skinny. 】
[Even without the restraint of Mrs. Zhang and Sanyang, it would be difficult for you to control the real power. 】
【You have discovered that the situation in the court at this time is very complicated. The civil servants and generals are all snakes and rats, and they often lie about the truth!】
【Besides, your biological mother, Mrs. Sun, has also begun to show her minions, trying to get a share of the power. 】
[…]
Zhu Di: "Jizai, do you have anything to say?"
Zhu Zhanji: "I have nothing to say, so I choose silence, because silence is golden."
Zhu Qizhen: "Father, you really love my mother!"
Zhu Yuanzhang: "We are really convinced by this love brain..."
Zhu Biao: "Thinking back then, I was not so tired of the crown princess Chang, and I also admired Xiao Jizai.
Zhu Yunwen: "Father, what about you and my mother? Have you forgotten my mother?"
Zhu Biao: "Don't mention that slut! It's he who raised Yuntong and abolished him! Otherwise, you will be the successor!"
Zhu Yunwen: "Tsk tsk tsk, I think you didn't have this attitude when you accompanied my mother to watch the moon and called her Xiao Tiantian."
Zhu Biao: "..."
Zhu Di: "Brother, I didn't expect you to have this side, it really impresses me!"
Zhu Yuanzhang: "It also impresses us! Speaking of Biaoer, we didn't expect you to be quite boring!"
Zhu Yunwen: "Father, you are so coquettish~"
Zhu Biao: "You fucking..."
Review continues.
【During your reign, you started the voyage again, but the result was not optimistic. 】
【The always heroic and invincible Ming Fleet was defeated. It is really unimaginable. 】
[During your reign, you also launched the Battle of Luchuan four times. 】
[However, after years of fighting, the rebellion has not been completely quelled, and it finally ended in the form of a covenant. 】
【During the Battle of Luchuan, hundreds of thousands of people were launched to attack continuously. 】
【You find that many things that can be done easily in the hands of your grandfather Zhu Di become quite difficult in your hands. 】
Zhu Di: "Co-authoring means doing whatever you want, and you can't do whatever you want......"
Zhu Qiyu: "To the point, to the point!"
Zhu Qizhen: "
【In addition, you also found that the situation of armies all over the world is very serious!】
【You find that the prosperity of the Ming Dynasty seems to be only superficial prosperity, but in fact the Ming Dynasty has been bitten into the marrow by moths!】
[You know that the situation is not simple, but as the son of heaven, you are alone, even if you care about the world, but the sky is high and the emperor is far away, you can only have more than enough heart but not enough power. 】
【You start to sigh that being an emperor is not easy. 】
【The ministers are all ganging up to lie to you, and you can't see the suffering of the people with your own eyes. All you can do is worry about it in the Forbidden City. 】
【Just as you were lamenting, a person caught your attention. 】
【This person is your personal eunuch Wang Zhen!】
Zhu Qiyu: "Brother, isn't this your concubine?"
Zhu Youjian: "Holy shit! Master Yingzong is playing so flamboyantly?"
Zhu Changluo: "It is indeed a flower! Even eunuchs can play with it!"
Zhu Houpao: "What is this? My cousin spends more time playing than him."
Zhu Youjian: "I've heard a saying, it's called: You laugh early when you laugh at Houzhao, and when Houzhao laughs at you, you play less!"
Zhu Yunwen: "Then how much flower is it? Be careful, don't you want to elaborate?"
Zhu Houcong: "The water here is too deep, I can't say too much, you will know the details when he joins the group."
Zhu Qizhen: "I said you guys can let me cut in! I'm straight! Straight! Wang Zhen is not my concubine! Brother, you are slandering me!"
Zhu Qiyu: "Oh.
Zhu Qizhen:
Review continues.
【You find that as the emperor, the only thing you can really control is the eunuch!】
【You started to disregard the etiquette of your ancestors, and started to reuse Wang Zhen and other eunuchs!】
[Facts have proved that these rootless eunuchs are really useful. 】
[Because no matter how strong or big they are, they don't have to be afraid. 】
【You may not be able to control the life and death of the ministers, but the life and death of the eunuchs is just a matter of your words!】
【You reused the eunuch, and soon you were impeached by the ministers in turn!】
【However, you ignored it, and even blatantly pushed aside and spoke for the eunuch!】
【Your behavior has met with strong dissatisfaction from the ministers!】
Zhu Yuanzhang: "I just wanted to praise you, but your operation of "brazenly helping the eunuch speak" is indeed cerebral palsy.
Zhu Di: "It's indeed cerebral palsy. They also use eunuchs. They play six times more than you from school."
Zhu Houpao:||Bao Ye, you are looking for death in this operation, the ministers see you so blatantly favoring the eunuchs, if you don’t do anything to you, it’s really a ghost!"
Zhu Qizhen: "I...I...but Wang Zhen listens to me, if I don't help him, who will I help!"
Zhu Houpao: "It's not that you don't want to help him, but that you can't help him so blatantly. Doing so is equivalent to directly dragging yourself into the water."
Zhu Yuanzhang: "Bozi, you are still too immature. To play eunuch, you have to have some tricks! You should learn from You Xiao more about this."
Hearing that everyone was comparing himself with Zhu Youxiao, Zhu Qizhen was surprised at first, but soon became curious.
This "thigh" also uses eunuchs like him?
And the audience's evaluation seems to be much better than him.
Looks like wait a minute , he's doing well
It’s okay to “ask”!
【Because of your favoritism, Wang Zhen's power is getting bigger and bigger!】
【He began to intervene in many major events!】
[At that time, the grand master of Wala also used tribute as an excuse to cheat the Ming Dynasty for various rewards. 】
[For this matter, Wang Zhen, who holds great power in his hands, expressed his dissatisfaction, so he directly ordered to reduce the reward! 】
【Yexian, who is already ambitious, simply uses this as an excuse to prepare to take the initiative to launch a war against the Ming Dynasty!】
[In the 14th year of Zhengtong, the border was in an emergency, and the Oirat army marched southward, approaching Datong and threatening the capital!]
[After hearing this news, you feel very bad, and you can't sit and sleep! 】
[Because Ming Dynasty was experiencing two other wars at that time, the main military force of the imperial court was in other places. 】
[The remaining troops in the capital are not many, and almost all of them are old, weak, sick and disabled. 】
【Under such circumstances, it is really not good for the grassland army to march south!】
【Just when you were restless, Wang Zhen gave you advice and suggested that you testify in person!】
【Wang Zhen listed all the heroic achievements of Ming Taizong Zhu Di to you, and brainwashed you, saying that little Wala, don't panic!】
【Because of Wang Zhen's various suggestions, your heart is getting more and more bloody, and your emotions are getting higher and higher!】
[Recalling (Qian Qianzhao) great-grandfather Zhu Di's bravery when he was in power, you suddenly feel as if you were possessed by great-grandfather Zhu Di!】
【So you slapped your thigh, and under the strong opposition of the courtiers, you uttered nonsense, saying: don’t break the tiles, lie down and sit on the throne!】
Zhu Di: "Why do I feel like I've been blackmailed..."
Zhu Yuanzhang: "It's not a feeling, it's what it is!"
Zhu Houpao: "There are many such things as the emperor's personal conquest, but the main thing is that you have to be able to do it before you can do it."
Zhu Yunwen: "Obviously, he can't.
Zhu Qizhen: "27
[It's awesome to blow it off, but it doesn't matter if there is no one in the war. 】
[The main armies are all in other places, and it is difficult to assemble in a hurry. 】
【So you ordered to gather 200,000 to 300,000 people from the vicinity of the capital, claiming to be an army of 500,000 people, and march in person!】
[In order to prevent accidents, you directly established your two-year-old son Zhu Jianshen as the crown prince, and asked your younger brother Zhu Qiyu, the king of Yi, to supervise the country. 】
【After everything is ready, you take your beloved concubine Wang Zhen and the "500,000" army to set off for the Northern Expedition!】
[I won't talk about the process of this battle, just talk about the ending. 】
【The ending...forget it, needless to say. 】
[In short, your life in the grassland was quite comfortable. 】
【Although you are a prisoner, I don't dare to treat you, the Emperor of Ming, lightly. 】
【Here, you have wine to drink, meat to eat, and women to play with. 】
Zhu Yuanzhang: "I have to say, being a prisoner is a reward, you still buy one, Baozi!"
Zhu Qiyu: "Brother, living in the grassland is so enjoyable, you don't want to die!"
Zhu Qizhen: "..."
Zhu Yunqi: "Actually, if you think about it another way, Baozi and Fourth Uncle have actually achieved the same achievement."
Zhu Di: "Can it be the same! I beat him! He was tied up!"
Zhu Yunwen: "Isn't that all in the past?"
Zhu Di:
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