Mirroring the changes
Chapter 96: Kind Father and Filial Son
Master Jiji is a man with a sharp tongue but a soft heart.
After all, they already have a certain master-disciple relationship, so it is impossible to expel Li Sao from the temple.
Besides, if he gave birth outside the temple, others would think that he was conceived in the Killing Temple...
After this incident, Master Jiji no longer had the mood to knock the wooden fish, and he left the Zen hall directly.
At this time, Li Sao was practicing vigorously in the yard. This was a unique skill that Master Jiji had just taught him, called "Forty Forms of Guanyin Holding Treasures".
It is the forty postures of Guanyin Bodhisattva holding treasures, which can be used with bare hands or weapons.
It is one of the top martial arts of Killing Temple.
At this time, Li Sao hugged his hands and stretched forward, looking up and seeing Master Jiji coming.
He smiled with pride: "Master, senior brother, look at my trick of 'Guanyin Sending Children'?"
Li Chen was stunned, and gave a thumbs up in his heart: Junior brother is really as his name suggests, it is hard not to become a great man with this trick.
The corners of the Lonely Zen Master's mouth trembled, and he almost couldn't breathe.
If it were normal, he would have clapped his hands long ago.
But now... Alas, the master is unlucky~
He pulled Li Sao and walked out of the Zen courtyard.
Li Chen followed the two silently, and looked in the direction of Huoyun Ridge.
Huoyun Ridge, the alchemy room.
The Lonely Zen Master was making alchemy and fishing as usual. When he saw the Lonely Zen Master coming in from outside, his face immediately turned black.
It's no wonder, the Lonely Zen Master usually exploited him a lot.
"Brother... why are you here again."
The Lonely Zen Master glanced around, and the two disciples in the alchemy room were busy.
"Hey, don't be nervous, I won't make alchemy today."
The Lonely Zen Master breathed a sigh of relief, and a smile immediately appeared on his face.
He was usually exploited by the Lonely Zen Master.
"That's great, watch the tea~"
As soon as the words fell, before the disciples around him could move, Master Ji Liao raised his hand: "Forget it, find a place to talk."
Master Ji Liao was stunned, not knowing what this senior brother was up to.
"You two go out first."
"Yes, Master."
After dismissing the people around him, there was only a furnace in the alchemy room that made a 'whooshing' sound of flames.
Master Ji Liao kicked Li Sao to the front: "Hey, take his pulse."
Li Sao was confused: Take my pulse?
Master Ji Liao was also stunned. This disciple looked lively and energetic, not like he was sick.
Could he have any hidden illness?
Master Ji Liao rolled up his sleeves, grabbed Li Sao's arm, closed his eyes and began to take his pulse.
"Hmm...fluent, smooth, like a ball on a plate, the pulse on the left and right indicates the kidneys...double ups and downs, this is happiness..."
"Hmm...Hmm?"
Master Ji Liao suddenly opened his eyes, and a layer of white sweat appeared on his head.
"Ahem, my hands are a little raw, a little raw."
"I'll start again..."
"!!!"
After a while, Master Ji Liao was confused. A monk was actually pregnant.
He stared at Master Ji Liao with his eyes, as if to say: You don't even let your disciples go, you are simply not a human!
Master Ji Liao was startled and waved his hands quickly: "Why are you looking at me? It's not mine!"
"Ahem~"
Li Chen recounted what happened in the secret realm of the sea of blood.
A mosquito and a monk's unclear story that had to be told.
After hearing this, Master Ji Liao suddenly realized: "There are such strange things in the world."
"The blood-winged black mosquito is a prehistoric insect. There are not many records of it. It turns out that it lays eggs in humans."
"Men do not have a uterus, so the eggs are placed in the abdomen, attached to the intestinal blood vessels, causing signs of pregnancy."
At this time, Li Sao was already confused: I must be dreaming, I must be dreaming.
As the person involved, he obviously forgot the passion at that time.
He was knocked unconscious...
ε=(ο`*)))Alas, it's hard to describe.
The lonely Zen master looked like a master who was unfortunate, and asked bitterly: "Junior brother, how to treat this?"
"Brother, do you mean to repair the fetus or abort it?"
"Abort! Abort! Abort!"
Li Sao was already hysterical, and nervously grabbed the arm of the lonely monk and shouted.
The lonely Zen master raised his leg and kicked him: "Get out of the way first, why didn't you hold back at that time!"
"Not decent at all!"
"Woo woo woo~"
Li Sao cried like a young wife: I am not clean anymore! I will be abandoned by the master.
"Ahem~"
Master Jiliao cleared his throat and looked embarrassed: "Brother, you are making it difficult for me. You know we are bald monks... We have little experience in this area."
"Just treat it with force, use strong medicine directly, such as saffron and musk."
"Just save the big one."
Master Jiliao was stunned, stared at Master Jiliao and teased: "Brother, you know a lot."
Master Jiliao smiled awkwardly.
Who knew that Master Jiliao immediately shook his head: "Brother... Those are useless.
Let me put it this way, the vitality of the insect eggs is stronger than your apprentice."
Master Jiliao and Li Chen were dumbfounded.
Li Sao cried directly. If a monk like him gave birth to this thing, he might as well die in the blood sea secret realm.
The Lonely Zen Master snorted coldly: "You are a useless thing, a quack!"
"I am a quack? Are you kidding me, even the monk Jiexiu from the Da Ci'en Temple can't handle this matter! I, the Lonely Monk, am just teasing you like this!"
The lonely Zen Master saw that he was so sure of what he said, and he believed it in his heart. He couldn't help but say softly: "Junior brother, think about it carefully. Is there any other way?"
"Hmph, senior brother, you really use people to go forward, not backward. However, this matter is really unsolvable, and I can't do anything.
Anyway, no matter whether Li Sao is dead or alive, once the eggs hatch, they will directly break through the wall of Li Sao's abdominal cavity."
"At that time, don't talk about saving the big or the small, at most you can save a pile of poop."
Li Sao: Are you polite?
"Then there is no other way?!"
The lonely Zen Master sighed, and his eyes looking at Li Sao were full of indifference.
[If it doesn't work, just burn the firewood together, and never affect the reputation of our sect. ]
[Especially Laozi's face. ]
Li Chen looked at it in the mirror and couldn't help but feel ashamed. He could only say that you, junior brother, wish you good luck.
Master Jiliao suddenly looked at Lichen and asked, "Have you subdued the true form of the blood-winged black mosquito?"
Lichen nodded. He had told him everything before.
But the blood-winged black mosquito is only responsible for sowing...
Master Jiliao said after a moment of silence, "Maybe... there is another way. We can try it."
After saying that, he glanced at Master Jiliao, and then glanced at Lichen and Lisao.
Master Jiliao understood: "Lichen, take this hottie back first."
Lichen naturally understood what he meant, and without saying much, he directly pulled Lisao out of Huoyun Valley.
On the way, Lisao touched his stomach with both hands, his face full of sadness: "Brother, do you think the master will kill me as well?"
Lichen almost laughed out loud: Damn, your intuition is really accurate.
"Ahem, Junior Brother, don't think too much, after all, there is still a master-disciple relationship."
Li Sao sighed: "Based on my understanding of the master, for his own face, he didn't even frown when he killed me."
The self-positioning is really clear.
A loving father and a filial son.
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