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"You ask Brother He?"

The girl in the white skirt and bun put down the long sword in her hand and glanced sideways at Ning Ning. She looks only sixteen or seventeen years old, but her face is always rigid, showing maturity and seriousness that is incompatible with her age.

He Zhizhou is a disciple of Li Wangsheng, a guest in the cloud, and lives on Danyun Peak with several other direct disciples.

The girl standing in front of Ningning was named Qin Shu. Not only did she break through the golden age at a young age, she heard rumors that this girl spent most of the day practicing hard, and she was a well-deserved leader among the juniors.

"He's fighting poetry."

The girl’s voice was soft and gentle, and she was chanted dryly by her routine, a bit more inexplicable dumb and cute: "I can lead you there."

Ningning smiled and nodded: "Thank you!"

In summer, Danyun Peak is surrounded by trees and bamboo trees, and the vast forests and seas gather into a blue sky, hiding the traces of the sky.

Passing through the courtyards where the disciples lived, they came to an old tree. The verdant branches and leaves of the trees shade the sun, and under the tall and straight trunks are the vigorous and powerful roots of a crouching dragon.

Sitting on their roots were young people in twos and threes, all in white shirts with hair, and a sword-like energy lingering all over their bodies. They discussed in great enthusiasm, and Ning Ning couldn't help stepping forward, so he stopped not far away and waited with Qin Shu.

One of them laughed: "My poem is not bad, isn't it? If no one dares to challenge, even if I win today."

After he finished speaking, a rustling conversation quickly sounded on the court. Someone raised the volume and shouted: "What's the hurry? Zhizhou hasn't answered yet."

Zhizhou.

Ningning was attracted by these two words, and her heart moved quietly. Seeing where the man was looking, he quickly looked at him with all his attention.

At the end of the field of vision sat a handsome young man, lazily leaning against the tree trunk. A pair of peach blossom eyes squinted very pleasantly, set against the forest green onion, like a budding flower.

He looked lazy, with a natural smile on his lips, and the corners of his mouth had an innate upturned arc. At this time, the smile was full and it was even more leisurely.

Looking at other people's reactions, this He Zhizhou should be good at writing poetry.

"Since the title of today's poem is Dan Yunfeng, then I will present one of my ugliness."

He has star-studded eyes, and sits up straight when he speaks. He is as tall and straight as a green bamboo.

Ningning has been in Jianzong for so long and has learned a lot about sword moves. It is the first time to hear people talk about poetry and poetry, so she also develops some interest and waits patiently for him to speak.

He Zhizhou raised his head and glanced at the piles of mountains in the distance, then shook his head leisurely: "All the birds are flying away--"

Ok?

Ningning was stunned for a moment.

This poem is very familiar, and it is the first sentence in Li Bai's "Sitting Alone and Respecting the Pavilion".

The world of cultivating immortals is completely overhead and has no intersection with the world she once lived in. It should be impossible for the same poem to appear. No matter how talented He Zhizhou is, his brain circuit should not be exactly the same as Li Bai.

Maybe it’s just the same in the first sentence, just a coincidence?

Ningning frowned lightly, holding his patience to be perplexed, and then listening to him continue: "——Gu Yun goes to idle alone. You can't get tired of seeing each other, only Danyun Mountain."

Okay, it's not a coincidence, "Sitting Alone in Jingting Mountain" really hits the mark.

It's just changing the "Jing Ting" in the original poem to "Dan Yun". The high degree of imitation is similar to adidas and adadas.

But how could He Zhizhou know this poem? Did he...

He also crossed over?

"We can't get tired of seeing each other, only Danyun Mountain. Good poems, good poems!"

The melon-eating people who don’t know the truth clapped their eyes brightly, like a little fan: "This poem seems to be calm and quiet, but in fact it is dynamic and quiet, and the scene blends. In a few words, it outlines the ultimate silence and loneliness, which is better than us Those poems that blindly describe scenery are much higher."

Don’t forget to compliment the last sentence when you’re finished: "As expected, it's you, Brother He!"

Ningning:...

Li Bai under Jiuquan smiled. He laughed so loudly.

"After Brother He went down the mountain to experience, the whole person has matured a lot."

The other teenager beside him was curious: "Brother, I heard that the mortal rivers and lakes are chic and wanton, what do you think?"

"Jianghu?"

He Zhizhou smiled and shook his head: "As long as there are people, there will be grievances and grievances, and there will be rivers and lakes where there are grievances. People are rivers and lakes, and so are our Xuanxu Sword Sect."

so deep! So thorough! As expected of Brother He!

When the voice fell, I gained a bunch of star eyes from my brother and sister.

Ningning:...

Ren Woxing and Linghu burst out of the coffin in minutes, kicking on your face, believe it or not?

She understood.

No wonder He Zhizhou's style is so outstanding, because he is probably also a traverser. Not only has he brought the modern concept of "poor enough to eat the soil" to the extreme, he has also won countless small fans with poetry and words from another world.

"Brother He's poems are always good."

Qin Shu caught a glimpse of Ning Ning's look that was not quite right, thinking she was surprised by He Zhizhou's literary talent, so he didn't ask too much, but screamed: "Brother He, someone is looking for it."

He Zhizhou turned his head and met Shang Ningning's complicated gaze.

The strange girl standing not far away is very beautiful, with apricot eyes, red lips and blue silk slowly, her face shrouded in the shadow of trees is as white as jade, and a sliver of sunlight falls at the end of her eyes, creating a pure but sultry arc.

A long lavender dress outlines a beautiful figure, just standing there motionless is enough to attract the attention of most people.

He Zhizhou quickly thought about it, and felt that he had never seen this face.

He has a lot of sorrows and is well-known in the sword sect. Although there will indeed be people who will come and take a look inexplicably, it is still the first one as good-looking as her.

The young man hesitated for an instant, got down from the tree trunk, and walked in Ningning's direction: "Is the girl looking for me?"

If he comes to collect debts, he just runs away without saying a word.

After finally seeing another socialist successor, Ningning tried her best to calm her tone and try not to be overly excited: "I heard that Brother He is very knowledgeable and talented in writing poetry. Why don't I make a couplet. Brother, how about trying to pair down a couple?"

As soon as this sentence came out, he almost sent He Zhizhou away.

God, although he fooled a lot of people with ancient poems, but those are common sense that everyone in modern society knows, and there is no way to go with true talents and practical learning.

As a fish that slipped through the net of quality education, memorizing the songs "Sitting Alone in Jingtingshan" and "Quiet Night Thoughts" was his last tenderness.

He wanted to slip away quickly on the grounds of physical discomfort, but he didn't expect that the girl opposite was so quick that she didn't leave any chance at all, so she said again: "My Shanghai League is—"

He Zhizhou heard her say: "Odd and even remain unchanged."

Odd and even remain unchanged.

He was stunned and almost didn't realize what these five words meant.

It took a while before he finally opened his eyes roundly, his mouth opened almost enough to lay an egg.

——It's odd to even change! ! !

Seeing fellow villagers, my eyes are full of tears!

In a short moment, Ningning witnessed the miracle of face-changing in human history.

He Zhizhou's expression was like a kaleidoscope of being played badly. After experiencing sluggishness, shock, confusion and embarrassment, he finally stayed in unspeakable excitement.

His back trembled with excitement, trembling, stretched out his hands to hold Ningning's palm, and said the human bible very piously: "Odd becomes even and unchanged, and the symbol looks at the quadrant."

This grip, like Mars hitting the earth, successfully docking Shenzhou-8 and Tiangong-1, is absolutely qualified to be included in He Zhizhou's personal history and will never be remembered forever.

He Zhizhou's eyes were tearful, and there was a bit of crying in his tone: "A ghost, the ghost of communism, wandering around Europe."

Ningning stared at him without blinking, and replied loudly and loudly: "Prosperity, democracy, civilization and harmony. Freedom and equality, justice and rule of law. Patriotism, dedication, honesty and friendliness."

What a beautiful twenty-four-character mantra, what a beautiful text.

He Zhizhou's eyes were red, like a party member who finally joined the organization in a spy war drama. He was so excited that he almost shed tears on the spot: "Comrade! I'm waiting for you to thank the flowers!"

Ningning nodded: "Don't be afraid, I'll pour you a cup of cappuccino. Let's fight until dawn."

*

"So," Ningning drank, "You were also brought here by the system?"

"Yes, yes! But my situation is different from yours."

After hearing her narration, He Zhizhou showed a clear look: "You said that you read this novel and became the heroine in that book. You have to be a demon according to the plot-but I never knew there was The existence of that novel."

Seeing that Ningning was a little confused, he explained in a low voice: "I came directly to this time and space and wore the fetus. From birth, there was a voice in my head that kept telling me that it was called the'whetstone system.' The Son of Destiny in this world has been honed in suffering, and I must follow its instructions to keep doing bad things and act as a sharpening stone."

That's actually the same as hers.

He Zhizhou said with interest: "If the novel you read can really predict the whole story, then what will my ending be? Have you become particularly arrogant and cool, waking up from a 5,000-square-meter bed every day ?"

"You almost never appear in a novel."

Ning Ning paused, thoughtfully: "You were accidentally brought by the system to the uncertainty of the world, so in the original story, the role of He Zhizhou is very few and it is natural-after all, if there is no system, you will I won't provoke the protagonist group specifically, so there are not many opportunities to show up in the article."

He Zhizhou's eyes were wide and bulging, he looked like an artificially retarded man who was not very clever, and there was no trace of his calmness when he was fighting poems.

After a while, he suddenly realized it again: "So you are the one who hired someone to beat Pei Ji this time!"

As soon as these words came out, both of them were full of vicissitudes, with tears in the corners of their eyes.

The vicious female partner, Ning Ning, had no eyesight: "Do you still have money to pay for the medical bill?"

The male villain character He Zhizhou covered his heart: "I squeezed the last drop of spirit stone when I was an oiran. I really don’t understand why it’s clear to harm Pei Ji, but we are injured in the end? Are we the Big Big Wolf, the Red Big Wolf or the Rockets? The team is so miserable that it is so typical."

That's right.

The two heinous villains stared at each other, and in their pale and weak smiles, there was a mellow zero performance like a duck.

"But my next mission is particularly strong, and it is 100% sure to succeed."

He Zhizhou sighed and sighed and clenched his fists: "The system will not let me disclose information. After this evening, I will tell you again. Everything is prepared so properly. It is impossible for Pei Ji to second me, this action If it fails again, I will eat this water glass on the spot!"

Ningning nodded: "You are serious about being a villain. Do you have any decisive skills?"

"I learned acting in my previous life, and I got into the show very quickly."

He Zhizhou smirked and scratched his head embarrassedly: "There are really no skills. I can only say that this task is very simple. I think it is difficult to fail."

Oh.

Ningning thought for a while, and then asked, "Then do you have any way to make money?"

He Zhizhou's eyes lit up suddenly: "If you talk about this, I won't be sleepy! I heard my sister in the kitchen say that there is a girl besides me who went to beg for dinner. Is that girl you?"

Ningning: "Yes, yes! It's me!"

So the two biggest villains in the first and mid-terms of the full text came together and discussed for a long time how to pay off debts and live a normal life in Shangyang.

From Lingshi to Bitcoin, from frugal use to Engel's coefficient, and finally holding hands and looking at tears, it was almost a film of "Chasing Dreams of the Rich Circle".

——What do you mean to harm the male protagonist? Isn't the swollen purse fragrant?

*

In the evening, in front of the courtyard.

He Zhizhou secretly squeezed the object in his hand, and he didn't wait long before he saw Pei Ji who had returned late.

Although he was bound to the system after crossing, he hadn't even seen Pei Ji's shadow for so many years before, and he actually started to do the task recently.

Ningning said that he was the hero of the fantasy and Shuangwen, and He Zhizhou was puzzled.

Based on his experience in reading essays, the protagonists of male essays are usually handsome in appearance and stable in character. Like Pei Ji, he exudes a hostility that is not close to anyone, and is so beautiful that he is almost evil.

Don't talk about the hero, let him be the ultimate boss, everyone believes.

but! No matter how terrifying Pei Ji is, he, as the successor of socialism, will not retreat easily! The light of the right way will always shine on the earth!

"Junior Brother Pei Ji."

He Zhizhou is doing a good job of ideological construction in his heart, giving full play to his professional expertise in acting, and working hard to create an image of an insidious villain: "My name is He Zhizhou, I am coming to see you today...I want to show you something. Don't move. , It’s not good to be injured."

Good job! Keep this style going, He Zhizhou, you are the Oscar actor in the world of comprehension!

Pei Ji glanced at him lightly, did not pay much attention, and went straight to the courtyard gate.

He Zhizhou of course refused to let him and pulled his sleeves up: "I was born in a family of descending demons and have a natural ability to perceive demons. I passed by here recently and discovered a very strong demon energy--I wonder if Junior Brother Pei Ji can explain it. two?"

After finishing talking, I couldn't help thinking that this pie was really a 24k pure swordman, not to mention Pei Ji, even he couldn't help but punch himself.

The black-clothed boy who stepped into the door turned back when he heard the sound, his dark pupils were filled with gloom, as if gathered in the deep water of the pool, he would be swallowed up at any time.

He Zhizhou faintly counseled.

Then, pretending to be calm, he raised his head, took out a pure black long-handled knife from his arms, smiled stiffly at the corners of his mouth: "This is the heirloom treasure of my He family, and the name is the Demon Sword. If it is contaminated by the demon clan. The blood will make a crisp buzzing sound."

He glanced at the line given by the system: "I have been paying attention to you for a long time. I really dream of seeing the devil around you, Junior Brother Pei. Do you want to know when it is submerged in your body and tastes the blood... What a wonderful sight?"

After he finished speaking, he drew his knife abruptly and stabbed Pei Ji's white wrist.

This is He Zhizhou's mission.

As the heir of the exorcism family, he sensed the devil qi and pierced the devilish knife into Pei Ji's body. According to the plot given by the system, the devilish energy is lurking in Pei Ji's body at this moment, and will not be detected at all, so he has to admit his mistake in embarrassment and leave here unwillingly.

Simply, in one go——

Okay, He Zhizhou retracted the words above.

Although the outline is correct, Pei Ji is not a sheep to be slaughtered, but a brutal lone wolf! The system is so hard! Actually cheated him!

Before the Devil-Breaking Knife was out of its sheath, Pei Ji firmly grasped his hand and twisted it sharply.

The bones were almost misplaced, and He Zhizhou was so painful that he took a breath, and the knife in his hand fell to the ground with a crisp sound.

"If you want to move me, you have to have that ability."

The young man dressed in black smiled coldly, but there was no smile in his eyes, like a winter with frost and snow. He mocked and said slowly: "Brother He, don't be nosy."

He Zhizhou wanted to cry.

He was killed in a car accident in his previous life, and in order to live again, he took on the task of whetstone. At that time, he was still young, and he thought with joy, isn't he just honing a little pitiful, just like raising a son.

But Pei Ji is his cub.

This stinky boy is more scary than the ghosts of his ancestors and ancestors, and when he is in line with him, life is better than death.

However, he still has to follow the plot given by the system, raising an eyebrow frenzily and frantically: "Really? I need to see it today!"

——System, do you have to put an important symbol on the four characters of [evil charm and madness]! is it necessary!

*

He Zhizhou and Pei Ji fought together over there, and in the Qingxiao Hall of Taixuanfeng, the head and the elders had already gathered.

The test to the secret realm of Xiaozhongshan came to an end. By observing the spiritual power and swordsmanship of the disciples, the Xuanxu faction needed to select more than a dozen outstanding people from them to represent the school to go to the secret realm to experience.

Now is the time to choose.

Tian Xianzi sat leisurely: "My little apprentices performed well. You pick them slowly, and I give them all my votes."

Shi Jingyi glared at him: "Making a fool."

One of the elders, Li Wangcheng, couldn't see anyone playing in the mountains and water in Tianyou. The one who voted for him today was his personal disciple Qin Shu.

In the face of many seniors, Qin Shu did not show the slightest timid look, but he said casually: "Speaking of the disciples of Elder Tianxian...Senior Brother He seems to be competing with Pei Ji."

Tian Xianzi raised his eyebrows: "He Zhizhou? His virtue, would he take the initiative to find someone to compete?"

"After I practiced the sword, I passed by Pei Jiyuan and saw Senior Brother He with him."

Qin Shu sternly responded: "Brother holds a long, thick black strip in his hand, and murmurs to himself as he shakes it, saying that today, Pei Ji must be succumbed to him."

Tian Xianzi almost squirted out a sip of tea: "Huh? What are you talking about? What is long and thick?"

"Junior brother, don't think about it crooked."

Ji Yun opened his expression slightly, and tried to remove some unpleasant thought from his head, his tone was calm and slow: "Apart from that object, do you see anything else?"

"Senior Brother He blocked Pei Ji at the door."

Qin Shu tried his best to recall: "Said don't move, otherwise you will get hurt."

The elders' faces paled for a while.

"And he has been paying attention to Pei Ji for a long time, and every night will dream of it. This time I can finally come to him with that thing. If he sees blood after submerging into his body, I don't know what a wonderful sight it will be-then I will left."

The expressions of the elders turned from white to blue.

Qin Shu was full of righteousness and asked without concealment: "Uncle, I have never seen that object. What kind of magical device is it? Why did Brother He want to use a weapon to conquer Pei Ji? How to conquer? Why is the scene after seeing the blood so beautiful? ?"

Elders...

"Stop talking, Xiao Shuer!"

Shi Jingyi couldn't listen anymore, so she stepped forward and covered Qin Shu's mouth like a baby, and put her in her arms: "Forget about those pictures! It made you suffer!"

Qin Shu:?

"Stop, stop, it's impossible."

Tian Xianzi drank the hot tea in one go: "He Zhizhou and I are poor friends. I understand the child's behavior and definitely won't do such a thing."

"Whether it's right or not, you can see it at the sight of the sky mirror."

Shi Jingyi gently stroked Qin Shu's head: "Little Shu'er has already been harmed, if Pei Ji..."

The head Ji Yun was silent for a while, and nodded.

The Peeping Mirror is one of the magical tools of the Xuanxu Sword School, which can show the scene of every corner of the sword sect. Now that the glimpse of the sky is open, he is directly transferred to the front of Pei Ji's room.

Everyone present took another breath at the same time.

I saw He Zhizhou collapsed at the door in a disheveled clothes, Pei Ji looked cold on the side, and was about to turn around and leave.

The former was obviously beaten, and he stood up on the door panel embarrassedly, but his expression was full of grimness: "You're lucky this time...Don't be caught by me in the future, you will be delicious!"

Shi Jingyi gritted her teeth and covered Qin Shu's ears.

There is actually another time!

Seeing that Pei Ji didn't pay attention to himself, he shouted unconvincedly: "It's just a wild species from the mountains. Even if I can't cure you, I have the entire He family behind me!"

Tian Xianzi sighed.

Want to use the power of the family to make his little apprentice give in? See if your parents don't interrupt your kid's legs.

"What about the He family."

Pei Ji just smiled coldly at this, and the dark cloud under her eyes woven into a thick cloud: "It hurts the innocent for no reason, the family is this kind of virtue?"

Ji Yun, who came from a big family, opened his fist hard.

of course not! It's just that the kid He Zhizhou has a problem with his head!

After being mercilessly replied, He Zhizhou's face flushed: "Tell you to resist me today... Sooner or later, I will let you kneel under me and beg for mercy! Pei Ji, remember it for me!"

Zhen Xiao Jianzun's ears became red.

Under me... begging for mercy.

Hey, so unhealthy.

Pei Ji stepped into the yard and turned sideways slightly before closing the door, with a lazy arc at the corner of his mouth.

"You can tie your trouser belt first, Brother He."

He Zhizhou found out that the belt had fallen off in the previous fight, and his pants were uncomfortable.

——But there is no villain who pulls his pants during the confrontation, that is too bad.

So he snorted coldly, opened his almost grinning lips, and raised his eyebrows very domineering: "Why, isn't Junior Brother Pei shy and dare not look at it?"

It's a human oil, enough to eat.

The Qingxiao Hall is as quiet as a tomb.

Several pairs of eyes stared at the mirror and saw He Zhizhou's infinitely magnified face.

His smile was so evil and mad, and his voice resounded through the hall: "You are my prey, you will never escape. Haha, hahahaha!"

This is too abnormal.

The elders were silent collectively, and no one spoke.

Finally, the head Ji Yun broke the silence, hesitatingly said: "The child is still young and naive...Don't just kill him."

That night, Li Wangsheng's disciple He Zhizhou was introduced into the Qingxiao Hall.

At the same time, a piece of news spread like wildfire, sweeping the whole school:

Shock! He Zhizhou's unsuccessful begging of Pei Ji failed, but he was ruthlessly killed! Is this a moral decay or a distortion of human nature, without seeing, without hearing!

——I heard that He Zhizhou's red mandarin duck belt was still hung on the head of the madman when he was discovered by passers-by!

Seeing this news from the gossip communication talisman, Ningning was stunned for a long time.

No way.

He Zhizhou, what he said, "mission impossible to fail"...

This is it?

As expected to be a man who was an oiran, brother Yeah.

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"Escape bosses are all my fans"

[Operation in the escape dungeon + Shura field daily]

*

After Jiang Fu passed through, he knew two things.

One is that she works for the Supernatural Phenomenon Foundation and is responsible for catching all kinds of murderous monsters.

The second is that the target of each task is the boss of the familiar film and television works.

Jiang Fu, who understands the habits and weaknesses of all monsters: Just smile at this time.

So on the first day of the journey.

By explaining Ma Zhe Mao's materialism, Jiang Fu successfully convinced a female ghost that she did not exist.

*

Jiang Fu stuffed Sadako from the TV,

Holding the tail of the nine-tailed celestial fox and sucking wildly,

After letting the murderer Jason and the Texas Chainsaw massacre kill each other.

Boss One: Leave a way to survive! Don't you want to lose face?

Boss No. 2: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Sister beat me again!

Boss No. 3: Kiss me and I will follow you obediently.

The troubles of other foundation members: how to survive.

Jiang Fu's troubles:

Should I go to light up the fur of the nine-tailed fox today, or listen to the shark singing?

What should I do if the ghost ladies in Liao Zhai always ask for hugs?

The group of petite, petite, sick-hearted children are fighting again and again. How can this be coaxed? Thanks to the little angel who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution during 2020-06-0715:05:08~2020-06-0811:30:28~

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