Miss CEO's Personal Bodyguard

The more he said, the more angry he became. When he talked about the pain, he simply took off his shoes and wanted to draw money to save his life.

Seeing this, Qian Jisheng wanted to hide in a hurry, but he was stuck in the armchair on his buttocks. Where to hide?

Xu Qing quickly stopped him, but he didn't know whether it was the old pharmacist who was too angry or Xu Qing was too flustered. Although he clearly put out his hand to stop it, the old pharmacist's sole, which was covered with mud and dog excrement, still took a few strokes on Qian Jisheng's pig's head.

When Qian Jisheng smelled the soles of his shoes, he almost vomited out all the rice he had eaten last night. While he was nauseous, he yelled:

"I don't believe it! Xu, please don't deceive me! If you go to the country where no one is around, cut some weeds, pick up some firewood, and pull them back on the truck. You want to pretend to be medicinal materials? I don't believe it

Xu had expected that he would say so in the early morning, and shrugged his shoulders: "yes. You go and call the master who collects the herbs, and he will know it at a glance. "

With that, someone had already gone to ask the master of medicine in jishengtang.

The master was not a good teacher. He followed Qian Jisheng and found his master sitting in the hall with three trucks outside.

He didn't know what was going on, so he stood at the door and didn't speak. He looked cautiously at the crowd.

Xu Qing saw the situation and reminded him, "Hello, this is the medicine your boss wants me to use. I don't know whether it is good or bad. He asked you to come and introduce it."

The master looked at Qian Jisheng and wanted to prove it.

Unexpectedly, the old pharmacist stepped in front of Qian Jisheng, and then yelled: "boss Qian, you can't do this. We have all worked hard to collect these herbs. You can take them from us at a low price. It's too bad for us to sell them at such a high price. "

Qian Jisheng was in a hurry and called out:

"get out! Lao Tzu said to sell... "

He originally said, "did Laozi say it was sold?" But just when it came to selling words, the old pharmacist was so quick that he put his cloth shoes into his mouth, making him unable to jump out a word.

The master can only see the old pharmacist's back, but he is not clear about Qian Jisheng's state. When he heard him say "Lao Tzu said to sell", he thought that there must be a sentence behind him that he was tired of hearing: "I said sell, sell, you're a fart?"

Therefore, the teacher is no longer listening to it.

Since the owner wants to sell these herbs to Xu Qing on the spot, no matter whether it is good or bad, he must blow to the sky.

Come on.

"This batch of herbs is good, very good."

The master turned around the truck and pretended to let people open the tarpaulin. He took out some of the herbs and put them in front of his nose to smell them carefully. He pretended to be very surprised:

"ooh! Are you willing to sell these excellent herbs? Master, you are really bleeding this time

"Oh, that's great. Take a look at this herb. The branches are thick and the leaves are big, the seeds are full and the roots are strong. I have collected the medicine for so many years, and it's the first time I have seen such a good one. "

After reading three carts of medicinal materials, he still looked back at Xu Qing and said with hypocrisy:

"boy, you've made a lot of money today. Most people can't buy these three carts of herbs if they want to. You'll have to set up a dinner table later. Thank you

When Xu Qing heard the speech, he scratched his head and looked like a layman:

"master, these are not weeds or firewood from any wild field, are they

It's ok if he doesn't say it. As soon as he says this, Fu immediately looks like a rooster with fried hair, jumping and shouting:

"who said that? Which son of a bitch said that? Let his mother's dog fart! "

" I tell you, these three carts of medicinal materials are all top-grade goods! None of them are fake! "

"Don't listen to the bullshit of those who have sons but no x-eyes! He was blind. He forgot to wipe his mouth after eating excrement! It's the poop in a pig's stomach. He can't see people! "

Master Fu scolded the street for a full ten minutes, but he had to say that the old man was well-informed and scolded. How could it be hard to hear and how to come from it.

There are even swearing words all over the place.

If he hadn't been stopped and helped back by the little guy, judging by the old master's posture, he would have scolded the guy who said that these herbs were "weeds and firewood branches", so that all the 18 generations of his ancestors had climbed out of the grave to admit his mistake!

Qian Jisheng, whose mouth was stuffed with cloth shoes and was held in the armchair by several drug farmers, was enraged to death several times when he heard the shouting and scolding.

Finally, the guy cried. He almost stooped in his chair and kowtowed to the master.

Until then, Xu Qing came up to him and said with a faint smile:

"Qian Dong, this medicinal material?"

Without waiting for Xu Qing to finish, Qian Jisheng immediately struggled and exclaimed, "really, really! Absolutely genuine! "

Do you dare not? Don't recognize to call the teacher Fu again, prepare a few pots of boiling water, he can scold a street people all come to see!

Seeing this, Xu Qing asked again:

"what's our bet?"

Qian Jisheng looked like a pig in a listless manner: "you can choose whatever you want in my shop..."Xu Qing laughs, and Qian Jisheng, who is still stuck in the armchair, returns to Jisheng hall.

When crossing the road, passers-by can't help but stop one after another:

"Hey, boss Qian, what's the matter? There's a chair on your ass? "

"What do you know! This is what they call music score. They take their chairs wherever they go

"You don't know! Your chair hangs on your ass every day! You think he's a faggot with a chair as a toilet

There were even two people who had a lot of quarrel about it.

When he came back to jishengtang, the teacher who had just moistened his voice saw his master come back. He thought that his performance was very brilliant, so he ran to ask for credit:

"boss, didn't my introduction disgrace you?"

"And the son of a bitch, the tortoise grandson said that our medicine was weeds and firewood branches, and I couldn't listen to it at that time!"

"Don't guess, it must be the opposite store trying to lower the price! Master, I'll go to the street and scold him for hours

Finish saying that, teacher Fu Qingqing's voice, although he had been scolding with his voice for so long, his voice is still full of vigor, fresh and clear!

Listen to this tone, and it's no problem to scold for another day and night.

Qian Ji was so angry that his face turned into pig liver. However, in front of so many people, it's not easy to attack directly. It can't be said that the tortoise grandson of the 18th generation of ancestors whom you just said hello to is me, right?

But he had to bend down and keep his buttocks in the air so that his chair would not touch the ground. He waved to the teacher:

"come here, Lao Li, and I'll teach you how to scold."

The old Li teacher Fu, hearing this, couldn't help laughing: "master, you can't compare with me in this kind of thing. If I go out with this voice, he will have to get up and knock me three heads! "

However, the owner did not dare to listen, so he had to put his head together.

When Qian Jisheng saw the other party's head coming over, his eyes suddenly became fierce and glaring. He bit his teeth and stomped his feet. He tied up his horse's step. The fat and big slap of his right hand immediately slapped at the head!

"I let you curse, I let you curse!"

"Don't you know it's a civilized society? Don't you know that cursing on the street affects social order? Don't you know how to rectify the bad social atmosphere

"I'll let you scold, scold! Damn it! Curse

He scolded and beat at the same time.

The old master was very old. He couldn't stand a slap. After several times, he rolled his eyes and fainted on the ground.

"Take the old man home! When can I learn to be a civilized person, and then come to my civilized medicine shop to have a civilized class again! "

The boy next to him looked straight and said in his heart, "boss, when you beat and scolded him just now, it's not very civilized!

However, no one cared about the teacher.

Usually they come to sell medicine. They can sell it for one yuan elsewhere. The old master can always find out something wrong, for fear that the price will be reduced by half.

Even if it's the best medicine with the best appearance and can't be found out, the master said that the price of such a good medicine is expensive. They can't sell it well and the cost is too high. Either you sell it cheap, you take it back to rot!

Where did he learn the skill of swearing?

It's what I usually learned when I heard that the local drug farmers were punished by him.

When the master was carried away, Qian Jisheng pointed to the shop with a bitter face: "Vice Minister Xu, just these things. You can choose whatever you like."