Miss, Something’s Wrong With You

October 22, 2020, night.

Just ended the dialogue with the editor, You Zhu only knew that tomorrow…that is, at 12:05 noon on the 23rd, this book will be on the shelves.

He was thinking quietly in front of the computer keyboard, and thousands of thoughts kept flashing through his mind. The outline, settings, plot, personality, and readers’ feedback and the core of the story were like Floating Light in his mind. Sweeping Shadow disappeared and reappeared.

Uneasy about the future results of this book, he slowly got up from the chair, walked to the window, and quietly looked at the night scene outside.

He suddenly got tired and took out a cigarette…No, he doesn’t actually smoke, and many readers don’t like smoking now, so what he took out was a pocky stick and slowly chewed it up. , Allowing the bitter taste of theobromine to spread in the mouth, and caffeine starts to stimulate nerves, stimulating thoughts to fly like a heavenly steed, soaring across the skies.

The world view of this book is very big, or the world of stitching monsters is destined to be so. If it’s a school romance novel, he can throw away those myriad’s ability and all kinds of enemies, build a system, and concentrate on writing the cars, dog food, and Shura field of most readers’ attractive spectacles. It shouldn’t be the result. be bad…at least not bad early.

But it’s hard to say later.

Dog food is annoying, and after it is eaten, it is “Why haven’t the train started yet”. However, the cars all go straight to the small black house, and they just drove away.

The Shura Field will also raise the threshold of readers’ expectations. If you say the first one million words, you can see the plot of a girl fighting, scratching her skin, digging her eyes and pulling her hair, and you can still see with keen interest pleasure. Then the last one million words did not pull out the hatchet and gave the actor a laparotomy, and then he held the heart that stopped beating, and said with a blackened and hollow expression, “Ah, sure enough, you don’t have her in your heart.” Everyone would just say dumbly, That’s it?

When opening a new book, You Zhu’s original intention was that this book should have the interesting spectacles of the readers mentioned above, but these should not be the only ones.

Human World is unbearable, why can’t the protagonist do something? Half of the Central Plains was lost, so I ran to the peaceful Jiangnan to open the harem, okay?

It’s not impossible. Even if all humans are extinct, Cheng Jinyang runs to the lunar space station to reproduce offspring and continue the human fire.

But why can’t we do better?

Wake up to the power of the world, drunk lying on the knees of a beauty, who stipulates that you can only want the latter, not the former?

I want it all!

So You Zhu made up his mind, this time to have two lines in parallel, instead of writing down one line at the last volume like the Sword of Cangqing in the previous book, and concentrate on writing another. A line of emotion-although the results of the uniform order have indeed improved, they have also been scolded very badly. From the QQ group to the Longkong to the nga, they were chased and scolded, as if a lot of girls had been abandoned at the end, and they were hated by them. , Can’t wait to eat meat and sleep skin.

He sat down again in front of the computer overwhelmed by emotions, and he was eager to start the codeword, and then he saw a message from the editor:

“By the way, on the 16th, I read 1/4 in the two days on the 17th, is the writing broken?”

You Zhu:………………

Updated on the 16th and 17th in two days The plot is the day when Cheng Jinyang and Xing Yuanzhi, as newcomers to Heavenly Net, followed the two cousins ​​for the first time. The fall of the metal hydrogen factory marked the beginning of Wuchang Prefecture’s involvement in Jiankang’s Imperial Court. The first Empire division war after the southern crossing is coming, and the couple will inevitably be involved in it. At this time, they have already smelled it. The faint trace of obscurity before foul wind and bloody rain…

Don’t readers like to see these? Is it 1/4 out of order?

Or, just take back the above statement, let Cheng Jinyang open the harem, spread dog food, and deal with the Shura field, forget it! Anyway, political and military is also more difficult to write than emotional drama. I have tried my best to write that these readers still don’t like to read it. What are the pictures?

What’s the point of staying up late every day until one o’clock in the morning, and getting up at seven o’clock on the 2nd day to catch the subway. The physical examination index exceeds the standard. What’s the point of writing some difficult things that everyone doesn’t like to read?

After thinking about it for a long time, You Zhu picked up another…pocky stick again, chewed it up like a hamster, then put the original outline aside and started to think of another one. The main line outline is that Cheng Jinyang, a scumbag man, opens the harem, marries Five Clans Daughter, and Princess, hid the sky with one hand in the small Imperial Court in the south, the beauty of the crowd, the meat forest in Jiuchi, and then.

Yeah.

He hesitated suddenly again.

So what do the readers think?

………………

Wujiang Town, in the old house.

“So why do you always think he is Liu Bang?” Xing Yuanzhi walked out of the bathroom wearing a bathrobe and tied his wet hair tightly with a towel.

“Premonition.” Wang Wanrou replied.

“The hunch is unreliable.” Xing Yuanzhi shook the head, “Wanrou, people will change.”

“How many people are in their teenage years who want to change the world. Ambitious. After entering the society, he has been in the society for many years, and all the edges and corners have been smoothed out, before finally recognizing that oneself is the reality of a mortal.”

“Even if he now has the ambition of Liu Bang , How can you be so sure that he will really embark on this road in the future? Just like the author changed the outline, sometimes as long as the stroke of the pen is slightly changed, the ending of the story will change to another look. .”

“So, you don’t understand.” Wang Wanrou sneered, “No father and no mother, lonely single; day and night harassment, nightmare torment. After so many years, this World gave him His pain is far more than joy, but he has neither mental breakdown nor committing suicide, so he has been carrying it to this day, but you told me that he will be willing to be ordinary and become a mediocre person in the future?”

“If the Husband takes the far away, he must be treated; if he takes the big, he must be forbearing. The ancient wise men are all negative and achievable talents, and the pawn cannot do what it is. , Not necessarily all the sins of the monarch at the time, or his own choice. What do you mean?”

Xing Yuanzhi was silent for a long while.

“You are the historical view of heroes.” She said lightly, “It is not the times that make heroes, but the heroes that break the times.”

“Since the time of the South, this Human World is like a pool of stagnant water, it is corrupt enough to stinks.” Wang Wanrou said contemptuously, “The puddles will be dried up, and the group of tadpoles will fight each other. No matter Royal Family or Five Clans…no one dares to break the shackles, only knowing to tear each other in a cage , Cannibalize each other for a living.”

“If it’s just such a rotten world, it will be destroyed if it is destroyed. Although I am arrogant and wise, I am too lazy to be like Zhuge Kongming. Armed with the sky, finally exhausted his heart and vomited blood and died, still unable to stop the Han room from falling down…It is better to wait for a Sima Yi to appear on the stage, and completely push this rotten old world into the pile of history.”

“You hate this World, but you don’t plan to contribute. You want my Jinyang to contribute?” Xing Yuanzhi hehe asked, “What’s the truth?”

“Because if I didn’t watch Wrong, he is the Sima Yi I have been waiting for.” Wang Wanrou smiled mysteriously, “Even if he is not, I will push him to that position. Are you the same?”

Xing Yuanzhi was silent again.

“The puddles will be dry, and the group of tadpoles will fight each other…This description is appropriate.” She slowly sighed and said, changing the subject.

“This is not what I said.” Wang Wanrou shook the head, “It was said by a Xie Family woman.”

“Who?”

“Xie Wuyi’s daughter.”

“You mean, Xie Lingjiang?” Xing Yuanzhi smacked, “Isn’t she only 3 years old?”

“Zaohui That’s it.” Wang Wanrou casually said, “Aren’t you the same as me?”

………………

North, Divine Capital Luoyang, Dragon Sect Grottoes.

Numerous stone sculptures of gods and Buddhas make fierce appearance, and their surface is covered with flesh and blood fungus blankets, granulation swaying, and tentacles dancing gracefully.

A certain silhouette stands in the center with a long sword, ignoring the hellish scenes around it. With her head hanging down, she seemed to be asleep, and her long hair fell from her hood like a waterfall of green silk.

“Xiaoqi!” Her companion walked in from the outside and happily patted her shoulder, “Do you know what day is today?”

“A’Si “She lifts the head in confusion, and asks, “What date?”

“Today is Zhu Xiaoyan’s birthday!” Companion said with a smile, “I made a cake and want to eat Is it?”

“I don’t eat human flesh and blood…”

“It’s not made of flesh and blood, it’s butter! Eggs, butter and flour!” The companion said angrily, “Also There is a lot of sugar!”

She was silent for a moment: “But I am not Zhu Xiaoyan.”

“Don’t worry about this philosophical question, can we just celebrate? “