MMO: Pierce Heaven Til' It Breaks

There were many ways to level up in King of Pantheon. Those who were not keen on farming monsters could opt for a lifestyle class or run simple quests such as delivering letters to level up.

Of course, farming monsters to level up was still essential in this sort of game and the hardest part about this was seeking a map with a high frequency of respawning.

There were many such maps in King of Pantheon. Li Yi’s murloc killing spree in Underwater Remnants was one of them.

The spot with unlimited respawn of patched snakes found by Windless Heavenly Robe was a good one, with three directional passageways leading towards the East, West, and South. A patched snake appeared every ten seconds. If none of them were defeated, they would respawn nonstop until their numbers went up to 1,000. Until then, these three passageways would constantly spawn patched snakes.

Patched snakes have low HP but high ATK. The place was best suited for those who solo-ed. Windless Heavenly Robe found a great place but it was not much use to Li Yi.

He felt it was just too slow to hit on one at a time.

However, this place was well suited for Jiaojiao.

With each wave of Windless Heavenly Robe’s staff, he could summon more than ten White Skeletons. This was the most basic summoning skill of an Undead Summoner. If this skill was increased to Level 20, he could summon 10-20 White Skeletons concurrent with his level.

Similar to Archer’s pet, White Skeletons enjoyed the same additional attributes as their master.

Windless Heavenly Robe was at Level 69 and with his additional attributes, each White Skeleton possessed 1,000+ HP and medium ATK. One could say that these summoned beasts were the best cannon fodder.

Li Yi stayed to watch a while before logging off.

Logging off for a break would stop the clock on the Transformed State effect from elapsing. King of Pantheon was quite considerate on this point.

Jiaojiao was just done with the cooking and called Fire Ice along for a meal together.

Although Jiaojiao may look like a brute, she has quite the knack for cooking. She said she got it from her mother.

Li Yi made small talk while they were eating. He asked Fire Ice, “Ice, what are you planning to do after the college entrance exams?”

“Director Yang wanted to hire me as her department manager but I’m still considering.”

“You better make up your mind soon. Yang Rong’s a good person, you’ll have a bright future if you go with her.”

“Mm…”

Li Yi thought about it before adding, “Actually, there’s one more place you can take into consideration.”

“Where?” Fire Ice lifted her head to look at Li Yi.

“Little Drunk Cat. I want to formally hire you as a secretary.”

Fire Ice paused for a while and nodded, “Sure.”

“You need to consider when it comes to working for Yang Rong but you immediately say yes to this pervert without even asking about the salary. I need to ask you, is there something going on between you two?” Jiaojiao bit her chopsticks while snorting in contempt.

“No, there’s really nothing…” Fire Ice’s face went red.

“Do I look like that kinda person?” Li Yi made a face of righteousness.

“I don’t know about anyone else, but you?” Jiaojiao scoffed, “When something’s on, the secretary would do but when there’s nothing, you do the secretary, humph humph.”

Fire Ice’s face reddened. There was even a suspicious red glow on Li Yi’s cheeks.

“Eat your food now, we’re going to be attacking Frog Queen later,” Li Yi changed the topic.

“Need my help?” Fire Ice asked.

“Nope. Focus on your studies.”

After the trio finished their meal, Fire Ice was quick to clear the table.

Compared to before, Li Yi was living the life. Jiaojiao was on meal duty while Ice was on cleaning duty. He did not need to do anything. He could play when he wanted, eat when he wanted. He gained 7 kg from this new lifestyle.

Li Yi logged back online to find Windless Heavenly Robe still killing patched snakes. To avoid sharing his EXP, Li Yi ran to the Tailor’s Shop and unleashed friend summoning tool to reel Jiaojiao in.

There were currently five in the party. Windless Heavenly Robe was killing patched snakes to level up while Pale Blue Elegance and Pretty Good Mood were still attempting to bind a contract with Scarab King. None of them has succeeded thus far.

The frogmen in the Frogmen Tribe map were not much and were sparse in number in the trading area. There were more Frogmen in Frog Queen’s bedroom, amounting to over 100 Frogman Guards and that was half the population.

Jiaojiao felt stuffy as she walked about in the little hole, “It’s wet in there. Perverted Wing, let’s go out and kill some monsters.”

Li Yi was still his Frogman Transformed State but Jiaojiao was not. He gave it a thought before chasing Jiaojiao out of the Tailor’s Shop.

Tailor Master Abu was going to spawn soon and if it were to see Jiaojiao, it would definitely launch an attack.

“Stay on the outside and take your time killing. Don’t go too far now. My friend summoning tool can’t be used consecutively.”

“Alright, you’re becoming a nagger like my mother,” Jiaojiao shouldered her greatsword and ran toward a nearby frogman with enthusiasm.

Jiaojiao may not be high level but her Black Paladin’s draining skill, Mortal Strike was a force to be reckoned with. She could drain their HP while fighting. As long as the target monster did not have a monstrous ATK, she could slowly drain them out.

Li Yi was at the Tailor’s Shop waiting patiently. About half an hour later, Tailor Master Abu appeared.

“Master, this is the letter Her Highness sent me to give to you.”

“Thank you.”

Abu who just respawned did not have any past memories but all frogmen worshiped Frog Queen. Therefore, after Abu read the letter, it was so touched it croaked in happiness. It immediately tailored a hat for Frog Queen.

“I accept Her Highness’ friendship. Please give this hat to her.”

[Congratulations! You’ve completed Frog Queen’s Friendship quest!]

[You’ve obtained 50,000 EXP!]

[You’ve obtained 10 Froggie Currency!]

[Your Reputation Value from Frogmen Tribe has been activated!]

[The Affinity between you and Frog Queen has increased by 100 points.]

[Your Reputation Value has achieved Friendly in Frogmen Tribe (only in frogman Transformed state).]

…

Ding!

[You’ve received a quest from Master Abu.]

[Quest name: Abu’s Gratitude]

[Quest content: Deliver hat to Frog Queen]

[Quest difficulty: D class]

[Quest reward: 50,000 EXP, 1 Froggie Currency, 100 points of Abu’s Affinity, 100 points of Frog Queen’s Affinity, 1,000 points Reputation Value on Frogmen Tribe.]

…

“Thank you, my friend. Oh, right, vagrant Ah Fa has ordered a cloak. I’ve made it already, take it to him if it’s on the way.”

Abu took out another green cloak and handed to Li Yi.

[Quest name: A Vagrant with Dignity]

[Quest content: Deliver cloak to vagrant frogman, Ah Fa living outside Tailor’s Shop]

[Quest difficulty: D class]

[Quest reward: 10,000 EXP, 1 Froggie Currency, 100 points of Abu’s Affinity, 100 points of Ah Fa’s Affinity, 200 points Reputation Value on Frogmen Tribe.]

Although the EXP received from this quest was not much, it was on his way, plus it came with Affinity and Reputation Value, too. Li Yi naturally would not object to this quest and accepted it. He turned and went on his way.

Just outside, Jiaojiao was wielding her greatsword with both hands. She was in a fierce battle with a frogman. Li Yi fixed his gaze upon them and raised his voice, “Hold your horses! Don’t kill this one, I have a quest with it!”

The frogman Jiaojiao was killing was vagrant Ah Fa, the unlucky idiot who Frog Queen ordered to execute for not wearing a face veil.

“Huh?”

Jiaojiao halted her movements but vagrant Ah Fa was not one to bother. It caught up to Jiaojiao and licked and bit her. It was not long before Jiaojiao’s HP was nearly lost.

Vagrant Ah Fa was currently left with 300 HP at this point, one more slice from Jiaojiao would send it to its death.

“Don’t hit it, don’t hit it. I have a quest.”

“Your father’s balls. If I don’t hit it, I’m gonna…”

Jiaojiao shrieked before she could finish her sentence. She fell against Ah Fa’s attack and dropped dead…

“I’ll revive you in a bit. Don’t run your corpse. I always have chemistry with women who I shock with electricity.”

Li Yi ran toward vagrant Ah Fa. As the enemy was now dead, Ah Fa resumed to its normal state.

“Take pity on this little wandering toad. Good friend who’s passing by, please bestow me some Froggie Currency. If you don’t have any, a female frogman would do too…”

Li Yi handed the green cloak over to Ah Fa and received his reward after the System notified quest completion.

“Friend, I have a rare potion for sale. Are you interested?”

Ah Fa called Li Yi while taking out a pile of Magical Jello.

Each jello was worth 1 Froggie Currency and had unlimited stock. Not only could it prolong one’s Transformed State, but those who had not transformed could also turn into frogman upon consumption.

So after a round of quests, the secret was here.

Li Yi used 50 Froggie Currency to purchase 50 Magical Jellos.

This thing was extremely useful. It was not a locked item so it could be easily traded with anyone to use.

Once he left vagrant Ah Fa, Li Yi took out Cardiac Pacemaker Model V5 and placed it on Jiaojiao’s chest. He mumbled, “Wifey Jiao, we’ll see if we have chemistry.”

Szh szh…

At the flicker of a powerful shockwave, Jiaojiao stood right back up.

She was alive!

“Told you we have chemistry…”

Jiaojiao glared at him viciously, “Who’s your wife? I’m not. I’m your girlfriend. Don’t mix it up the next time or I’ll cut your d*ck.”

“Alright, come and cut it,” Li Yi shamelessly erected the lower half of his body, causing a blushing Jiaojiao to spit in contempt.

“Come, open wide.”

“What?” Jiaojiao subconsciously covered her mouth.

“What are you thinking? Eat this jello and turn into a frogman. If you don’t transform, you can waste your time clearing frogmen here.”

Jiaojiao extended her arm, “Give it here.”

“This item can’t be traded. I’ll have to feed you.”

“Really?” Jiaojiao was dubious but in the end, opened her mouth.

Li Yi stuffed the jello into her mouth but stuffed his finger in her mouth for long before nodding satisfying, “Now this is a good girl. Let me treat you to a huge lollipop later.”

“Crazy maniac!”

…

East of Wailing Grotto.

“Sister Hua Hua, what are we doing here? This place is so dark. It’s not fun at all. Could you turn on intimacy? I wanna hold your hand and touch your big white ass.”

“Brother Wang-er, if you’re going to talk like this, I’m going to be mad,” Hua Feihua spoke in a delicate manner.

“Motherf*cker, if you talk to my sister like this, I’m gonna f*ck you up!” Hua Feiwu spitefully remarked.

In the darkness, Hua Feihua walked in the front while Scumbag Wang was dripping saliva watching her ass from the back. At the rear, was Hua Feiwu.

They have arrived as well…

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