Mob, if I were a high school student, could I be an adventurer, too, Leah?
gossip valentine's day
Valentine's Day, February 14.
It's a nightmare day in line for the non-hot boys for Christmas.
The day when your charm as a man is expressed as a direct number of chocolates.
The only fortunate thing is that the lowest value is 0 and there is no negative.
The supermarket has been lined up with chocolate for Valentine's Day for over a month now, just buying chocolate for something a little sweet, and the cashier woman thinks, "Oh, this guy's buying his own chocolate for Valentine's Day disguise" (paranoia).
In the same classroom. Some people have never gotten a single piece of chocolate in their lives, while others have gotten more chocolate than they can eat on the other side of it. I've seen the sight of the world as if it had manifested such irrationality every year.
Whatever it is, I'm the one on the wrong side.
Such a nightmare day that normally just going to school shredded my sanity came again this year.
"It's Valentine's Day. Convenience stores and more line up a lot of chocolate for Valentine's Day. You can also see a woman buying chocolate on her way to school. '
...... chip.
I smashed my tongue when I saw the news on TV.
You're making me uncomfortable in the morning.
What's Valentine's Day? The chocolate company lied to me. Overseas, then, Valentine's Day is the day a man sends his thanks to a woman.
Turn that into a confession event. There's no such thing as a horrible event for a hottie.
... Ha, I don't want to go to school.
"Oh, dear."
As I sighed, my sister approached me with a nymphomaniac grin.
"Yes, Valentine's Day chocolate"
"Oh, thanks!
This is the only chocolate I can get that I love every year. And quite handcrafted.
Thanks to this chocolate, I can take a little mount on my zero authentic classmates. Especially Nishida. She'll be fine with this chocolate and about to come out 10,000 places.
When I tried to pick up the chocolate as I thanked him, Sassy Love pulled my hand in.
"... what?
"I have something for my birthday present."
I thought I was here for a sweet, upbeat love.
This was the consideration for this Valentine's Day chocolate.
Love's birthday is March 14th. It's White Day.
This adorable girl, who I don't think is my sister, seems to receive all kinds of contributions in the name of birthday gifts in handing out chocolate to all kinds of boys.
Boys who are embarrassed and unable to give back when it comes to paying back for White Day can also be thanked if they have a name for their birthday.
At all, he was born to make a man contribute. The future is horrible now.
I said I would sigh.
"Last year, was it software for the game? What is it this year?"
"Eh heh, this! I want this - I can't believe it."
"Which one?...... Buh!
I looked at the pages of the magazine where love spread, and I blew it out.
That was Tiffany's necklace feature. Every product is in excess of 100,000.
"Damn, you don't exactly have this!
That's not what elementary school kids have!
"Eh, brother, you have money now"
"That's not the problem, and they're disappearing for the card bill for what they came in! What are you gonna do with the kid?"
"Of course, you brag to everyone in your class! My brother's so expensive, but he'll buy it soon."
"Ha..."
I sigh unexpectedly. This thought circuit is totally my sister. It was us who were told they didn't look alike, but I couldn't help but feel the blood connection in these places. It is the mother's blood that she asked for her annual earnings instead of three months' salary for her engagement ring.
"I can't do anything at all. It's just too dangerous."
More than the amount, the danger of a child showing off something like this was a problem.
Not all classmates will be rational. There's always a guy out there who steals. It could even be a teacher in some cases. Time for physical education, time for swimming, any chance of stealing.
More importantly, it's not healthy to show off a gift from a man from within a kid.
If we don't teach them that gifts are not worth the price, the future of love is a mess, miss.
I once put Lianhua and the others on the shelves trying to show off their rare cards to their classmates and preached on my sister.
Then love swells no puffy cheeks.
"Mm-hmm. Then I want to go to Fantasy Land Japan! Take Miki, Kana and all the friendly kids?
"Mm."
Is that it? Much like a child compared to Tiffany's necklace. Although, the price doesn't seem to change much.
Fantasy Land Japan is an amusement park for sale where you can actually play with the monsters. It is a group company in Dungeon Mart that is so huge that it is currently the number one theme park in the country, apart from the rat kingdom. Common name, FLJ.
Mary Goland, where you can ride unicorns, real Reis and vampires, the haunted mansion where Frankenstein comes out, the mermaids' pool show of songs and dancing, maid coffee by silky and dragon maids, a massage parlor (healthy) by Sacubus, a jet coaster that runs away from a dragon that hits you with two people on a wich, a giant maze where you can experience adventurers, and more.
It is precisely the land of fantasy and dreams. The evening parade by the various monsters is enough for some guests to come and see just that.
By the way, unlike an amusement park like this, it's in Tokyo properly.
For this reason, taking them is not a problem in itself......
"How close are all the kids?
"Er... about twenty people?
"A lot, a lot, a lot! How many are in your group!
Usually about four or five of us! That's more than half my class!
"Me, we're all friends with girls, and we have a lot of friends with boys, so this is it."
It's communal haunting. I don't care how many elementary school kids I was, there were more hedges for men and women when I was about the age of love.
What the hell are the dozen people who weren't chosen the other way? That's a level.
"Reduce it more"
"Mm-hmm. Then let me in. About five people. I can't do any more. Friendship breaks."
Five. 50,000 for a day's passport. Well, that's not an amount I can't get out. If you think I'll buy you memories...... isn't that a shame?
"I can't help it."
"Yay! I love you brother!
"Very convenient. I love you."
I accepted the love I embraced with a bitter smile.
The first method of making big demands and slowly lowering the hurdles is called Door in the Face.
... It wasn't until I left home that I realized that love had been using this technique.
... I didn't know love was going to use psychology techniques.
When I was in school, I couldn't hide my sister's first complicated thoughts.
No, Door In The Face is an initial step in the art of negotiation. Everyone uses it unconsciously. Wouldn't it be strange to think about it? Even when I was a kid, I didn't have a console first, and they finally bought me software.
With that in mind, I saw an East-West combination up front.
"Good morning!
"... Malo"
"Oh dear..."
To my greeting, the two of you have turned more and more to each other.
"No, it's too dark. I know how you feel."
With that said, they opened their eyes cuttingly.
"No, you don't know how we feel about Marlo right now!
"Oh, the genius adventurer must get some chocolate!
"Um..."
I said with my head down.
"I'm telling you, I'm definitely a little celebrity right now. Only in school. But that and the rear charging aren't equals."
Am I? And I briefly explained it to the two of you with a question mark.
"Remember that. The guy from South Mountain got into the karst top... did she make it?
"Mm... indeed"
"Right. Is it another story about power relations in the class and hotness"
"Sounds like you got it..."
I made a slight mockery of myself. I haven't noticed that either. I've been around for a long time.
If I'd noticed that from the start and attacked Mr. Bullbarn maybe Christmas too...... no, isn't that it?
She wouldn't have turned around when I attacked her when I wasn't sure I had any. Besides, they must have been attacked by a bunch of people in their class who didn't know who they were.
It's hard to live.
"But wow, Marlo isn't like us after all. 'Cause at least you're getting it from Ai, right?
Nishida looks at me resentfully.
"Well... but the price was big this year."
"You're cute if you're Ai's dick. I'd ask you anything."
"Is that even taking a few friends of love to FLJ?
"Fantasy Land, that's tight"
Higashino smiles bitterly. Nishida, however, had a rugged look on her face.
"Hey, did I say a few friends of love?
"Oh, oh."
"Naturally, it's a girl, isn't it?
"................................. so?
When I could read the story, I glanced at Nishida half-eyed.
"So? Bye! It's an amusement park with a few JS's from Kofu!? What kind of harem is that? Instead of giving back, that would be the reward!
"I'm sorry to be with you! I'm a big tittie!
"Liar! I know you're a hidden lollicon, actually!
"Oh, seriously? Were you?
Higashino looks at me with a surprised look at Nishida's outrageous rettel. I panicked and denied it.
"Hey, little one!
"It's a lie! So, how are you going to explain Lianhua and Lady Meir? Yeah? Keep those superb lollies in Harlem."
Did you call him Lotus Hua and the others?
than that......
"Not only will my party be Lori, but there will also be sisters and animals. And it's not Harlem..."
Only the second half makes the end of the story a little weaker.
No matter how much I claim, our party is in a harem state, and I was a little aware of that, too, because I had some company in it.
... After all, it's a man's dream to party just for a girl monster, isn't it?
You know that, both eyes are cold.
"Once, please let me see Lord Lianhua and Master Meir."
"I'd like to see Eliza and her ghost sister, too."
That's what I'm going to say to your sister Fetish Higashino in addition to Loricon's Nishida.
"Be an adventurer first, or I'll never see you again unless it's a labyrinth."
When I said that, Nishida grinned.
"No, it's not. The labyrinth isn't the only place you can see Card, is it?
"Am I?"
Raise your eyebrows at Nishida's words.
The only way to use a card outside the labyrinth is to use a special magic item. And everything that can cause such social turmoil is controlled by the state.
I mean, outside of the labyrinth, you can meet monsters...... no way!
"You seem to have noticed. Yes, FLJ can call monsters and take them with you!
"Oh, here we are."
In FLJ, you are allowed to call monsters from cards. Rather, it is recommended. Because the concept of FLJ is a country where you can get in touch with monsters, and the monsters you bring with you can also be used to visit customers.
Instead the master is forced to wear a special bracelet. It is a magic monster that prevents a monster from doing harm to others. To be precise, a magic tool that says that all the damage done by a monster to others will turn to his master. By doing so, cards that cannot be harmed by the master are automatically prevented from attacking others.
Give me this far, and I'll know what Nishida wants to say.
"Malo...... no, dear singer! Me too, take me to FLJ with you!
"Huh? No?
I answered instantly.
What is it, this pig?
"Don't say that! Whatever it is, I'll give you half the ticket for Ai's friends!
"Even if I give you the full price, I'm not gonna send you anywhere near the girls' elementary school, am I?
And that's where unexpected reinforcements showed up in Nishida.
"Well, don't say that, take us to FLJ, too. I'll give you my share."
"Higashino, you too."
"I want to see Eliza, too."
"I'm telling you, Eliza's not the inclusive sister you'd expect, is she?
"No, I simply prefer to look"
"Whatever, I can't do what I can't. How do you explain that to your sisters? How about a mix of high school kids over there who want to play with each other? Even I don't mean to be too obnoxious at the rate."
"Don't say that. Come on, we want to see Malo's card at first sight!
"We'll entertain the Lotus Wah and Marlo will feel like a JS rate."
"Don't be shy."
As I kept poking around, the East-West combination began to change in the direction that was deceiving me.
"I'd love to see the proud cards of the genius adventurers who won the tournament."
"Yo, future billionaire!
"I'd like to see some good things about Malo ~"
"Hey, hey, hey!"
It was obviously the two of them coming yoisho, but their mouths dropped as they approached school.
Because......
"Oh, Marlowe. Yes, this, chocolate."
"Oh, oh... thanks"
"Me too. Give it back, because I expect it!
"Ha... I'll think about it"
'Cause the girls in the wrong class gave me a little chocolate. They all seem handmade or expensive.
Hey, what is this...
I can't hide my confusion from the first phenomenon in my life.
No, I know why. You're right, you're expecting something in return. I'm going to invest in chocolate for now, which is way beyond my student income.
But this...
Watch how Chilari and his friends are doing.
"What do you mean, give Malo some chocolate and he won't even say hello to us? Don't brother-in-law chocolate even say hello to your brother-in-law?
"Relax, I'll be patient until I get to FLJ... when it's over... I'm powerless outside the labyrinth to say I'm an adventurer..."
The two of them are squeaking with bumps in their eyes that seem to be able to kill people now.
I can't help it because my friend, who should have been equal to me in front of me, keeps getting chocolate.
The opposite would happen to me.
Still, the two of them were either to get FLJ to take them or to contain their resentment within.
"Ugh!
As for the lifting mouth, I opened the locker and saw a bunch of chocolates and cookies inside and shouted amazingly.
There are nearly ten of them in there. They all seem to belong to different classes and grades of daughters.
It seems more like a fan thing than a romantic emotion, and quite a mix of things to the Lianhuas, not to me.
But when I opened the shoebox, I got a little tense about a situation like a comic book that said it was a gift there.
……………………
The East-West combination, on the other hand, had eyes that said if I could kill people with hatred.
I'm extra afraid I'm no longer completely silent and faceless.
There......
"That, Marlo."
Hello, Kitakawa-kun.
"Ah, good morning."
Shinosomiya and Taurakura and the other two most beautiful girls in my class showed up.
'Good morning!
For some reason, Shinosomiya peeked into my locker when he saw through the East-West combination greeting Bishi with a "what, these guys" eye. I look at the contents and niya ~ laughs mean.
"Heh... you're a hottie for the maroon"
"Huh? Really? Wow, definitely a cup of chocolate!
Mr. Shinosomiya pokes my side with his elbow, and Mr. Taurakura rounds his eyes.
"Hey, it's more of a backup one than a hottie. It's mixed up with Lianhua and the others."
I was making excuses for both of us in a hurry for some reason.
"Hmm? Ma, no. Yes, this."
"Huh?"
I saw a pretty wrapped bag given to me by Mr. Shinosomiya.
"Oh, me too"
Furthermore, it is added by Mr Taurokura.
…………………………
What the hell is this? No way, bomb...... there's no way. So it's poison?... No way, chocolate, right?
My hands are shaking. Is this supposed to happen?
Me, you two chocolate? Huh? Is an adventurer this amazing? Doesn't that suck?
Shinosomiya laughs at me for being suspicious of behavior.
"White Day, stay in the mood."
"Haha, because I don't really care"
That's how they headed into the classroom.
I've often been stunned by the impossible.
"- Oh, Marlo."
"Is there anything left to say? Yeah, unfortunately, we're not gonna give you time to eat that, are we?
Pong and two Shura hands can be put on my shoulder.
That hand, which was just lightly placed, somehow wrapped around awesome gravity.
Looking back, look into the eyes of both of us and be sure.
This... sucks.
What's wrong is that if I'm in the position of the two of us, I'll never give in.
We know each other's weaknesses.
If they tear my secret apart... from tomorrow I'll be seen with the eyes of a cockroach by a woman.
If that happened, I would expose the secrets of both of them too... but now the eyes of the two were those of those who were prepared to do so too.
As it is, it will be wiped out by Koitzla's suicide bomber!
What am I supposed to do? How can I get rid of Koitzla's jealousy?
………………………… inevitable,?
I said I'd take a laugh.
"Amusement park...... don't you want to go? Luxury."
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