Moba: Me, Canyon Bad Girl!

"Brother, brothers...how to say, I'm still very nervous!"

Xiao Wu shook his legs while rubbing his hands, and the expression on his face was like constipation.

No way, it's not his fault. After all, he was on the world stage this season while he was still in the relegation match last season. This leap is like jumping many steps directly from primitive society and airborne to socialism, although it is said to accelerate development, but it must be accompanied by a certain price...

It's like the first time, no matter how concentrating you are on research, you will inevitably be at a loss when you bring your gun to battle.

"Don't do it, brother, this is the first set of our World Championship, can you play it better!"

"Brother Tianyu, I understand the truth, but you are very unconvincing when you say this with a sway!"

Juejue's teeth were trembling on the side, it was obviously autumn this month, but the tension was creeping up his back like ice inch by inch.

"In other words, after playing for so long, you don't have any means to deal with this situation?"

"That's true. Every time I play a key game, I turn up the volume of the headset, and then turn off the ID display in the game, so that I will think it's just a normal rank."

While talking, the icon also turned up the volume of the headset as said, and opened the game interface at the same time.

"' 々 I'll think of myself as a fake, so that I won't be a coward..." juejue said.

icon: "......"

Xiao Wu: "......"

Good guy, I really want to ask God to go up, but I wonder if the fake jungler is not afraid of people?Are you sure you didn't put a debuff on yourself?

"What about you, Xiao Wu?" icon asked.

"I...I don't know how to ask God to adjust the body or adjust the equipment, but when I'm nervous, I like to tell bad jokes to relieve the pressure, do you mind..."

"Please.... all ears."

juejue made a move to start your performance.

Hearing this, Xiao Wu didn't forget to take a look at Yin Lili. After getting her nod for permission, he took a deep breath and opened his mouth slowly.

"Actually, I've been thinking about a question. If a man buries his girlfriend's chest and suffocates, is this considered suicide or homicide?"

? ? ? ? ?

At almost the same time, icon (De Zhao) and Xiao Wu showed the same expression.

How come a good joke has risen to the legal stage?Are you ready to change careers to become a great magician?

"It's...suicide."

Although I am very obsessed with this wave of juejue's operations, the icon is still very compatible with Xiao Wu's performance.

"Shouldn't it be euthanasia?"

When juejue said the answer with a very natural expression, almost at the same moment, he received the eyes of the whole team.

Even Yin Lili, who usually doesn't participate in playing treasures, casts a strange look.

Good guy, other junglers have blue buffs or red buffs on, you're better off, just turn on yellow buffs!

Who would have thought that on the second day of the S group stage, while OMG was waiting for the line in the first battle, under the worried gazes of the audience, OMG's team members were...

Tell bad jokes. .

Chapter 353

Probably because I have been with the team members for a long time, or because I have been immersed in Li Qingnian's dirty jokes all day long, at this time, Yin Lili didn't pay much attention to the jokes of Juejue and others.

I even recalled the 'facial cleanser' I had personally experienced, and then made a conclusion to this joke in my heart.

Well, it is indeed euthanasia!

However, with Juejue's wave of yellow buff blessings, the tension that had just permeated the team has also dissipated a lot. Even if Yin Lili himself is not nervous, the relaxation of the team's state is undoubtedly a good thing.

Back to the game, due to G2's group invasion, it was successfully exchanged to the wild area, but Expect's Kegas had to walk back to the top of the road.

"Be careful when you go back, they may squat you in the upper half of the jungle."

Ah P reminded aloud.

"It's okay, I'll just read it back to the city and go online."

Expect is also very spiritual.

Those people like me invaded the lower half, which meant that the upper half was empty to the opposite side, and going back to the wild zone must be a very dangerous move.

Although the route back to the city will be launched later, it will not be a loss of experience at this point in time.

"Exp033ect, this is all you need to do well on the road to resist pressure. You don't need to deliberately play to your advantage. We will be able to grasp the rhythm when I roam after level [*]."

While waiting for the line, Ah P still did not forget to remind him.

"OK, totally OK~"

Expect's face is full of promise.

Even so, Ah P knew that Expect was not like this before the game started.

The wind blows Yang Hua's reputation. Although she is an unprecedented female player who has entered the World Championship, Yin Lili is officially rated as the top 1 player by Riot Games. Just a single evaluation from Riot Games is enough to make other players heart. timid.

In fact, that's exactly what happened, otherwise G2 wouldn't have banned Jayce and Raven, two heroes that Yin Lili had never used before.

But as soon as Yin Lili took out Udyr, Expect felt relieved.

This is Udyr, the stupid hero who has been kited without moving in a group?

I don't talk about single kills in this game, but at least it won't collapse no matter what I say!

With this thought in mind, Expect manipulated his big bug to walk towards the line.

But just as he looked at the minions who had already gone online, thinking about where Udyr would go online, the borders of his screen flashed red light.

Undoubtedly, this is the system feedback given when attacked by local heroes!

"What?!"

Almost immediately, Expect pressed space and switched the screen back to his side.

Then he saw that Cho'Gath, who had walked to a bush in front of the second tower, only had more than 180 HP left, and beside him was Udyr who was constantly outputting in tiger form.

At this moment, Expect's eyeballs are enough to describe it as an earthquake!

What the hell kind of damage is this! ?

Although I brought the Corruption Potion and went out with no extra HP, and I was beaten first because of the perspective on the line, but my initial HP is enough!

Just noticed how long it took you to switch back to the screen after being hit?

Two seconds at most!

In two seconds, a first-level Udyr crippled himself! ?

His mind was filled with all kinds of questions, but as a professional player, Expect still did not forget the operation in his hand, with almost no hesitation, he handed over his flash to the second tower and escaped from Ascension with only 103 HP. .

Seeing this, Yin Lili didn't have any idea of ​​chasing, and walked back to the line directly from the grass at the stone man's place.

It wasn't even two minutes before the match time, and the top laner was knocked out and almost lost his life. When he saw this scene, the commentator was completely excited.

"My God! Why is A Li here?"

In the commentary booth, Guan Zeyuan was stunned, because he was analyzing the lineups on both sides while waiting for the minions to go online, and he didn't notice the change of Yin Lili's position.

"Here should be directly from the wild area to get a vision and crouch to the grass. In fact, Expect has already guessed the danger in the wild area, so he chose to go back to the city to go online, but Ali predicted his online route! He crouched directly in this place. !"

"This wave is the classic 'I predicted your prediction'!"

I remember looking very excited, and started my own daily life.

"By the way, haven't you noticed Udyr's damage? Is this burst too high?"

Rita's beautiful eyes opened slightly, a little incredible.

To be fair, isn't Udyr a sewer hero?This level of outbreak almost killed the big bugs....

And you told me it was a sewer?

Sir, what are you doing wrong!

"Well.... Ah Li should have played a wave of double-Q here."

Those who have been playing various routines in the platinum segment all the year round remember to explain.

Double Q, as the name implies, is to put a tiger-shaped Q skill first to save the passive and attack speed of three additional damages, and then use the Q skill again after the fight, so that a very high burst can be played in a short period of time.

"In that case, Expect can only go back to the city and then choose tp to go online! After more than a minute of game time, Ah Li directly destroyed Expect's teleportation and flash!!"

Seeing that the players in his division were still playing, Guan Zeyuan gradually became excited.

At the same time, Expect in the player's seat was a little depressed.

However, due to the timely return to the city, he can already avoid the loss of his experience through TP.

Thoughtfully, Expect pressed TP on the remote minion who had already been online.

And in the next second, Udyr, who walked out of the top road triangle grass, gave him a slight start.

Wait, this woman....what does she want?

Seeing that Udyr didn't go to make up for the three residual blood minions but walked towards his teleportation location, Expect realized something was wrong.

Because he was afraid of losing experience, he didn't wait for his HP to return to full before pressing tp, but teleported online as soon as he returned to the city, that is to say...

Expect's big bug is not full of blood!

This is also the case. The big bug that landed in the teleportation was only two-thirds of the blood volume. The next moment, waiting for him is the three tiger claws!

Swish!Swish!Swish!

The sound of the sharp claws cutting the air rang three times in a row, and the big bug with only two-thirds of its blood volume fell directly into the blood!

However, since Expect sent the rear soldiers closer to the defense tower, after blocking Yin Lili's pursuit with Udyr's Q skill, Expect's big bug returned to the tower with the last 98 HP.

Yin Lili did not continue to pursue, but chose to return to the line to eat the experience of three melee soldiers.

As for Expect.....

At this time, he was leaning against his good brother of the defense tower, and his thin body seemed extremely helpless.