Moba: Strange Jungler
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"Hee hee, you're scared! Just kidding, when are we leaving? I brought a friend outside today." pdd asked.
"Wait a minute, I'll tell Li Yong that I have something to do... eh? I'm tricking you, how do I start the game?!!"
Brother Bao turned his head to type and was about to tell Li Yong to quit the game, but found himself standing in the center of the Moonlight Tavern!It seems to be ready to press with a trembling hand just now!
"66666!"
"As expected of a live phantom god, the show is full of effects, hhhhh."
"Betta fish and phantom gods are so terrifying, I'm going to die of laughter!"
"Who helped me open the game for the supernatural incident of fighting fish! / Funny"
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Seeing the game started, pdd reminded: "It's okay, we are not in a hurry, you finish this game first!"
But it seemed that he was frightened by the prostitute teacher just now, and suddenly felt the urge to urinate. Brother Bao stood up and said, "Teach me whore, give me a hit, I'll go to the toilet."
The teacher prostitutes: "But I don't know how to play. I heard that you want to play with planes and rockets?"
"It's all right, it's just entertainment. Anyway, I'm also a loser. You watch and play, I can't help it. I have to go to the toilet first!"
After the sound of 'bang', the teacher who was left alone was stunned in front of the camera.
The barrage suddenly burst into laughter.
"Really scared to pee? I don't believe it."
"This is obviously a teacher who has been fooled!"
"Brother Bao has another excuse to run away."
"He's always been able to make excuses."
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pdd saw the barrage and realized that he had been fooled. The cunning and cunning man had an idea and shouted towards the door: "Ito, come in, there is something wrong!"
Yicheng, who was chatting with Han Qianqian outside the door, heard the shouting of the whoring teacher and reminded: "That sister-in-law, the whoring teacher called me!"
"I heard, you go! Next time come here often, chatting with you is more interesting than Ren Yixu." Han Qianqian laughed.
Yicheng shamelessly said: "Brother Bao is not bad, next time, definitely next time!"
After saying that, he got up and went into the house to ask the teacher what was going on.
On the other side of the live broadcast room, the audience heard the prostitute teacher calling Ito in, and the barrage was instantly congested.
"Ito? Did the prostitute teacher say that the pill kicked and sucked?"
"Who else is there besides him, but to be honest, I haven't seen him for a long time."
"Rng has been black all his life, and I will give back my brother Cheng's career!"
"Just received the wind, where is Chengbao? Why is there only one pig?!"
"Just here! I can't see Daxu in Baby Xuxu's live broadcast room, only a pig, and then the barrage is looking for Ito, it's amazing! 2333."
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Yicheng knocked on the door and asked, "Teacher whoring, do I want to come in?"
"Why does this feel weird? /Dog head"
"Fuck, you are too dirty!"
"Good guy, I thought about it, the picture is too beautiful I can't see it! / Funny"
"Stop talking, and the book is gone again."
"walk slowly!"
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"It's alright, come in, the door is unlocked!" the teacher whoring replied.
Yicheng glanced at the room and found that the computer was still on, and the live broadcast room was not closed. He wondered: "Brother Bao doesn't close the live broadcast room when he goes out? Don't you want to go out to eat?"
"Didn't he go to the toilet?" The teacher whoring asked curiously.
"No, he said he went out to buy a pack of cigarettes, he would come back soon, and told us to sit down!" Yicheng repeated what he said in the living room.
"Ya'er, you've really been fooled by him now!" the prostitute teacher laughed and scolded.
"What did you fall for?" Yicheng was still confused about the situation.
The prostitute teacher changed the subject and said, "It's nothing, Ren Yixu asked me to help him play this game. I thought I wouldn't, so I asked you to help."
Yicheng transferred the realization to the screen and took a closer look: "Isn't this dnfpk? Can't you prostitute teacher?"
"I only eat chicken and lol, so you can?" Teacher whoring said in surprise.
Yicheng smiled and said, "Well, I know a little bit. I played it in version 60, but I haven't touched it much since then."
"That's better than the one I've never played before, you go up and beat the other side." The teacher prostitutes instigated.
"I'll try, but it doesn't matter if I lose, I haven't played for a long time." Yicheng reminded.
The prostitute teacher forcibly held back his smile: "It's okay, he said just play!"
"That's fine! I'll try!"
After saying that, Yicheng took his seat and started to get started.
On the other side, Li Yong saw that Brother Bao's red eyes hadn't moved, and thought it was something.
Here, Li Yong thought it was Brother Bao himself playing, a group of relaxed ones, and even said rude words: "Brothers, I won't bleed from red eyes!"
Before he finished speaking, his character flew into the air uncontrollably.
"Damn it, isn't it! Brother Bao is so detailed?! The silver light falling on the side predicts my attack!" Brother Shuizi exclaimed.
"The details are gibberish, you are obviously pulling your hips!"
"Clap clap clap, face slaps always come suddenly!"
"Brother Shuizi is really old, aabb can be bullied! / Funny"
I saw Red Eye's full-skill combo come down, and most of Blue Fist's blood evaporated instantly!I didn't even plan to run away, I just wanted to squat down and take him away!
Li Yong was a little anxious, feeling that the situation was not under his control, and immediately swung in a dive after getting up, ready to open the first distance and add a green light!
However, although the shadow went out, the person was sucked in by the red-eyed scratching head, commonly known as the Vientiane Heavenly Enchantment!
Then he fell at the foot of the red eye!
Li Yong stared at the screen stunned, and said with a look of disbelief: "Fuck you, rude man! I'm a little careless! This is not a good one, brothers!"
"xxbb: I heard that you don't bleed from red eyes?"
"Brother Shuizi is too good to eat!"
"You're making excuses again, aren't you?"
"hhhh, shame! The pk anchor was fucked by the photo anchor!"
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After Li Yong played the first few fights with Brother Bao, he felt a little wrong: "Brothers, why do I feel that this is not Brother Bao playing? It feels like a red scarf, I will chase you whenever I have a chance, Brother Bao. Wouldn't it be a surrogate fight? I have to go and see!"
After he finished speaking, he opened the webpage and entered Bao Ge's live broadcast room.
I saw a handsome and handsome guy sitting in front of the computer. Brother Bao was stunned, and there was a pig cheering on him. Li Yong only felt that this person was a little familiar, but he didn't remember it for a while. , but soon the barrage helped remind you.
"Wang Defawan kicked and sucked, are you in Gan Shenmo?"
"My turtle, Ito still plays dnf?"
--the other side.
"Fuck, it's amazing, Ito! He actually won Li Yong with red eyes! He is known as a red eye killer." After the fight, Brother Bao couldn't believe it.
Yicheng wondered: "Oh? Is he very powerful? I feel that there are a lot of mistakes in the operation on the opposite side?"
"How long have you been playing, Ito? You are very skilled at this!" Brother Bao asked.
"I played it in version 60, but I haven't played it since."
Li Yong: "..."
Brother Bao looked at the computer screen and saw the barrage in which Li Yong was mixed with his sharp eyes, and joked: "I heard that without Li Yong, others have played it when they were 60! Look at you, even an old man who hasn't played in n years. Players can't beat it, you are not ashamed!"
Li Yong: "I was careless just now, do you want another round?"
Brother Bao responded with help, and said with a smile: "Yes! But you owe me the rockets that you owe me first, and you said that I will give them away as long as I win a game! The plane I should have given just now is still given, But your rocket has to be handed over to me!"
Li Yong: "...But you didn't win this?"
Brother Bao jokingly said: "Then let me ask you, is this number mine? Does my number win a game equal to me winning? Do you think that's the truth? I went out to dinner with them, and I will keep you from hitting Ito in your life, so that you will keep a thorn in your heart for the rest of your life."
"66666!"
"Good guy, this is a murderer!"
"If you miss this village, you won't have this store. Brother Yong will fight him!"
"Don't be afraid, be serious, I believe you can definitely defeat Ito!"
There was a sound of encouragement on the barrage, and Li Yong himself felt that he was just careless.
Li Yong: "Okay! I agree!" At the same time, a rocket took off!
Yicheng didn't know whether to laugh or cry in his seat: "Brother Bao, you're prostituting me for nothing, should I charge some appearance fees or something?"
Brother Bao patted his chest and said: "No problem, good brother, as long as you give me a slap in the face, I will give you everything you eat tonight! If you set him to be a monkey, you won't bleed from red eyes. , this time my brother won't rot you!"
"Brother Shuizi's EQ is low! /Dog head"
"It is recommended to take a look at "Xgg's Worldly Sophistication""
"pk is not a fight, but a worldly way! / Funny"
Li Yong: "...Brother Bao, should I fight or not."
Brother Bao smiled and said, "Fight! You have given away all the rockets, how bad it would be for me to prostitute for nothing! Just one b01! We are still rushing to eat!"
Yicheng saw that Brother Bao had agreed, and when the other side was ready, the game started immediately!
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