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Li Yiren frowned and turned over, closing his eyes and said: "Dad, let me sleep for a while, I really don't want to practice martial arts!"

Lin Tian patted his butt again: "If you don't want to practice dancing, get up and practice Rap, practice basketball, bastard! "

"Ah?" Li Yiren finally reacted, slowly opened his eyes, glanced at Lin Tian, ​​sat up and looked around, his expression confused, "Where is this?" Lin Tian shook his head to help him wake up and said, "Have you forgotten? Yesterday we set out from Green Island by speedboat, and encountered waves halfway, and the boat capsized!"

Li Yiren suddenly realized: "So, we are in trouble? "

Lin Tian nodded: "Most likely."

Li Yiren asked again: "Where are the two of them?"

Lin Tian shook his head: "I haven't found them yet. Get up and go look for them with me."

Li Yiren nodded, and as soon as he stood up, he felt I felt a chill, looked down, and found myself naked!

He was immediately shocked and said, "Fuck! Where are my swimming trunks?"

Lin Tian sighed and said with sympathy, "It must have been swept away by the waves. Oh, you are so unlucky!"

Li Yiren glanced at Lin Tian's lower body: "Why do I feel like you're wearing my swimming trunks?"

Lin Tian waved his hand and said, "Have you forgotten that we bought the same swimming trunks together in our dormitory before? The style is the same!"

Li Yiren then accepted it with a doubtful look on his face. The reality of becoming a naked man.

The two continued walking along the beach.

Soon,

Zhou Huaijin's figure appeared in their sight.

Half of his body was lying on the beach, and the other half was soaked in the sea water. He was still not awake at this time. .

When Lin Tian and Li Yiren arrived, he was still talking in his sleep, or more precisely... singing in his sleep.

"If you love me, stay with me. If you love me, kiss me. If you love me, Just hug me...”

While singing, tears flowed from Zhou Huaijin's eyes.

Li Yiren glanced at Lin Tian and said, "This kid must have lacked love since childhood."

Lin Tian spread his hands and said, "After all, his parents are entrepreneurs, and he had no one to accompany him when he was young!"

As he said that,

Lin Tian leaned over to wake up Zhou Huaijin .

Li Yiren pulled him back: "Wait a minute."

After holding Lin Tian,

Li Yiren reached out to Zhou Huaijin's waistband.

Ten seconds later.

Li Yiren put on Zhou Huaijin's swimming trunks, with a warm and happy expression on his face. Smile.

Lin Tian gave a thumbs up and woke Zhou Huaijin up.

After Zhou Huaijin woke up, he was also confused when he saw the surrounding scene.

After being reminded by the two,

he recalled what happened last night.

When he stood up, he also felt a chill under his body. He looked down and exclaimed: "Fuck! Where are my swimming trunks?"

Li Yiren sighed and said with sympathy: "It should have been swept away by the waves. Alas, you are so pitiful! "

Zhou Huaijin was stunned and looked at Li Yiren and Lin Tian's swimming trunks suspiciously.

Before the other party asked,

Li Yiren answered directly: "Did you forget? We bought swimming trunks together in the dormitory before. Pants, the style is the same! "

Zhou Huaijin scratched his head and became the new naked man in the team.

The three continued to move forward, and soon they saw the fat man sleeping soundly on the beach like a turtle. Zheng Chang.

Zhou Huaijin hadn't spoken yet.

Lin Tian and Li Yiren made a gesture of invitation directly.

Zhou Huaijin:......

Zhou Huaijin: "I fucking knew it, you two stole my swimming trunks!"

Although I guessed the truth, I have no evidence after all, and I don't know who Lin Tian and Li Yiren are. Stole his swimming trunks.

Based on the principle of picking on the weak, Zhou Huaijin came to the sleeping Zheng Chang and stretched out his hands to the waist of Zheng Chang's pants.

However, after a long time,

Zheng Chang's swimming trunks were Can't take it off.

Zhou Huaijin turned Zheng Chang over with all his strength, only to find out...

It turned out that the hook had caught the swimming trunks, so he couldn't take them off!

Li Yiren couldn't help laughing and said, "This I don't know what kind of erotic dream I'm having...”

Before he finished speaking.

Zheng Chang suddenly muttered in his sleep, laughing: "Brother Ren, come on, let's try white silk this time ......”

Li Yiren’s smile froze.

Lin Tian patted Li Yiren on the shoulder: "Now you know what kind of erotic dream he is having, right?"

While the two were chatting, Zhou Huaijin had already untied the elastic band of Zheng Chang's swimming trunks and freed them from the hook. He just put on his swimming trunks,

The fat man

He shuddered and suddenly woke up.

He lowered his head and looked at his naked body.

Zheng Chang turned his eyes to Lin Tian and the other two, and finally fixed on Zhou Huaijin and said, "Why are you wearing my swimming trunks?"

Zhou Huaijin said confidently, "Have you forgotten? We bought swimming trunks together before the dormitory, and the style is the same!"

Zheng Chang scratched his head and said, "But only my swimming trunks are super large! Didn't you see that they keep falling down when you wear them?"

Zhou Huaijin's old face turned red, and he forcibly explained, "My swimming trunks swelled when they came into contact with water!"

Zheng Chang went forward with a dark face to grab the swimming trunks: "Nonsense! Give my swimming trunks back!"

"I can't give it back at all! They took my swimming trunks away!"

"It's none of my business, go take theirs!"

"You are so fat, wearing less is just right to burn fat and lose weight!"

Crack!

While tearing,

Zheng Chang's feet were unstable, and he directly grabbed one side of the swimming trunks and sat on the ground.

The swimming trunks broke in the middle!

In the team, the original configuration of one naked man instantly became a pair of naked men!

After a moment of silence.

Zhou Huaijin threw away the cloth in his hand and sighed: "Anyway, let's do it this way, anyway, there is no one else on the island."

Zheng Chang hung the cloth in his hand on the hook with a dark face.

"What should we do next?"

Lin Tian asked while turning his eyes to Li Yiren.

Zheng Chang and Zhou Huaijin also cast inquiring eyes at him.

In the dormitory 606,

Li Yiren is undoubtedly the think tank. Every time the dormitory encounters a problem, it is almost solved by Li Yiren's advice.

The four of them have done an IQ test online before.

To be admitted to Jincheng University, a double first-class university, their IQs must not be too low.

In the test with an average score of 90, Zhou Huaijin scored 102, Zheng Chang scored 105, and Lin Tian scored 111.

The IQs of the three are above average.

Only Li Yiren scored 125, which is slightly beyond the average person.

Not only is his IQ high,

his wide range of knowledge and steady and cautious personality are also one of the important reasons why the other three believe in him.

Seeing the three people focusing their attention on him,

Li Yiren sighed and said, "What else can we do? Just wait! The Flying Fish brand speedboats are equipped with GPS positioning chips. If nothing goes wrong, Jinzi's father will send someone to find us within 24 hours. When the people at the Green Island Pier find that they can't contact us, they should also send people to search and rescue."

"Moreover, our location should be not far from Green Island. Even if no one takes the initiative to look for us, it won't be long before domestic ships pass by here. At that time, we can burn some grass and send a distress signal, and we can be saved."