Mohist Tang

“If something happens, there will be nothing to retreat!”

Pang De’s sharp voice sounded. According to the past practice, this is Li Shimin’s routine question for retreat Sentence, it’s like a person who usually knows you on the street asking if you have eaten. All the officials have packed their things and are ready to retreat to work.

“This small official has this play!” A voice broke the imperial court’s tacit understanding for many years.

Everyone followed the prestige and looked straight at the burly Li Junxian. Li Junxian gave up in embarrassment, revealing Mo Dun behind.

“This stunned green!”

Many courtiers were slightly frowned, but thinking of Mohist Family Sons first Attending the Imperial court, I didnt know the imperial courts tacit understanding, so there was no What did you say.

“Oh!”

Li Shimin looked at Mo Dun in surprise. Although he instinctively felt that the youngster of Mo Dun must be a moth, the courtier’s play was a rule and it was not easy to dismiss it.

“Mo Minister! What’s the important thing? Present memorials!” Li Shimin was going to press and see first, otherwise the youngster might be about to burst out if he didn’t pay attention.

“Memorial?” Mo Dun was dumbfounded. This is the first time he is Attending the Imperial court. Where is there anything.

The officials could see Mo Dun’s embarrassing appearance, and couldn’t help but laugh secretly, Li Shimin suddenly became black face, it might not have been a memorial!

“Mo Dun, who had no money, shouted to play, deliberately disturbed the order of the Imperial Court. Because of his merit, it was almost regardless of the law and of natural morality. Imperial Censor Wang saw Mo Dun deflated and jumped immediately Come out.

“Mo Dun, when you were the Imperial Court, you lived with a kid’s house! If you dare to talk nonsense again, be careful of your ass and hit the board. “Li Shimin’s face was dark and scared Mo Dun, but everyone can hear Li Shimin’s slowly loving care.

“Mohist Family Son is really lucky! “

Many courtiers inwardly startled in one’s heart, allowing Li Shimin to personally take care of him, which shows the status of Mo Dun in Li Shimin’s heart.

“Replying to his Majesty! This small official really has something to tell, because this small official has no memorials, and this kind of thing is not clear. So this small official organized a drama and performed it for Your Majesty in person. “Mo Dun said with an aggrieved face.

“Play? “Li Shimin said puzzledly.

Mo Dun even drew, and finally explained to Li Shimin what a drama is.

“Oh! “

Li Shimin suddenly realized, didnt he just show the story?

In this era, besides the emperor and the Harem Sanqian, the entertainment program is also limited and pitiful, Mo Dun’s words made Li Shimin’s appetite aroused.

“Apart from this, this small official still needs some helpers, they are outside the Imperial Palace! “Mo Dun said.

“Quick! “Li Shimin looks like he is doing business, but the excitement in his eyes cannot be concealed.

Outside the Tai Chi Hall!

A stage is quickly set up and there are on the stage. An incense case, with candles burning incense and yellow paper, everything you need.

Many courtiers couldn’t help but frown, but thinking of the magical performance of Mohist Family Son, this did not stop them.

Imperial Censor Wang I was overjoyed. The more ridiculous Mo Dun was, the better he could grasp Mohist Family Son’s handle. Thinking of this, Imperial Censor Wang immediately refreshed, waiting intently to pick Mo Duns fault.

” Deception! “

A young man held a sign, and the five big characters on it let the ministers know Mo Dun’s intentions.

“Qin Huaiyu! “

Qin Qiong opened his eyes wide and looked at the teenager holding the placard in disbelief. He couldn’t help but turn his gaze to Cheng Yaojin Yuchi Jingde. Obviously, as long as he has his own youngster, the other two can’t run away.

Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Gong also looked helpless, their youngster just came back and got a piece with Mohist Family Son, but for their dealings with Mo Dun, the three did not at all object, after all, they followed Mo Although Dun always comes up with some major events, its better than being a hedonistic son of rich parents to walk the dog and play with the birds

“Kill ghosts and blood! “

The Qin Huaiyu brand flipped over, revealing another line of characters.

“Master, my younger brother is ill. Please also ask the wizard to cast a spell to save my younger brother! “

Sure enough, Chumo appeared on the stage with Yuchi Baolin, who was performing with a flamboyant expression.

“Your younger brother is the upper body of the ghost, wait for this fairy to cast a spell to exorcise ghosts. Your younger brother will only heal without medicine. “Dishevelled hair Mo Dun dressed up as a god, and his immature face worked hard to pretend to be divine poise and sagelike features.

The ministers heart shivered with cold, his face suddenly became serious, the witchcraft technique! With the previous Lenovo brand, the officials finally understood that Mo Dun wanted to crack these witchcraft.

In fact, this kind of thing is only circulated among the people, and there are many imperial court officials who are superstitious. Ghosts to blood is a common method used by folk wizards.

I saw Mo Dun holding a Peach Wood Sword and mutter incantations in his mouth. He jumped up even more grandiosely, took out a yellow paper and dipped it with Peach Wood Sword. The water slashed towards the yellow paper, and suddenly a few lines appeared on the yellow paper, bright red blood stains, as if they were really killed like a ghost.

“Ah!”

Phew, looking at the little people stained with bright red blood in disbelief, only Li Shimin and Fang Xuanling’s faces were calm. They already knew the answer from Mo Dun.

Mo Dun followed beckoned, will be right I used the candle of the incense case to ignite in the air, and it made the ministers’ hearts jump.

“The ghost on you has been killed by me. After drinking this glass of talisman, all diseases will be eliminated. . “Mo Dun bewitched.

On the stage, Yuchi Baolin immediately offered a lot of money without hesitation, drank the talisman paper grey water, and immediately fell to the ground breathe one’s last.

“Bold man , Even dressing up as God, playing the devil, human life as grass with turmeric alkaline water! Take it for me! “

Finally, Fang Jun, who played the role of catching fast, appeared on the stage, exposing Mo Duns means and imprisoned Mo Dun.

Fang Xuanling looked at his stupid son speechlessly. , I didnt expect you to be in the pit too.

Mo Dun and the others performances are very exaggerated, and the ministers certainly dont believe that Mo Dun really has Ghost God-like means, but empathy, if its true He is a god with divine poise and sagelike features. Is he like Yuchi Baolin in front of him, drinking the talisman paper ash this evening?

The ministers couldn’t help but sweat.

Next, please let the fairy descend the Buddha, show the characters in tea, write in rice soup, Divine Art to cure diseases, one after another common folk wizards, one after another is cracked by Fang Jun.

Every time you crack one, Important Ministers Both Li Shimin and Fang Xuanling were somber as water. Last time Mo Dun only mentioned two roughly, which is far less detailed and intuitive than today, especially when I saw Yuchi Baolin dying exaggeratedly over and over again. , No one laughed, but my heart was cold. If it werent for the truth, Im afraid they would believe it, even more how ordinary people.

It is conceivable that Witch Doctor is rampant. For so many years, how many people lost their lives as Yuchi Baolin played because of the delay in treatment.

Imperial Censor Wang looked pale, very embarrassed. At this moment, he has no idea of trouble with Mo Dun anymore. I believe in these Ghost Gods very much, and I have invited wizards and Taoists to do it at home. The methods used are exactly the same as those performed by Mo Dun, and even the methods are not as complete as Mo Dun.

, I didnt say I was deceived, or I was deceived by a second-rate liar.

“Wash your hands in the pan! “

When Qin Huaiyu raised the sign again, everyone was in an uproar.

The fear of getting under the oil pan can be deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, whether it is the records in the history books or the Eighteen Levels. The legend of Hell, each one makes people shudder.

However, everything in front of me has broken through everyone’s bottom line. A big pot is set up, a fire is raging under the pot, and the oil in the pot is rolling.

And Mohist Family Son stretched out his hands, washing his hands in the oil pan with a face of comfort, the impact was really shocking, even Yuchi Baolin, who fell to the ground and pretended to be dead, couldnt help but sit up. , Watched Mo Dun’s performance dumbfounded.

Mo Dun looked at the sensational effect and was secretly proud. If it werent for the fact that the oil is hard to clean, Mo Dun chose a more shocking bath in the oil pan. .

“This is impossible! “Wei Zheng look pale, trembling.

Everyone knows that Mohist Family Son is deciphering the magic of the gods, but the raging fire and the billowing oil waves are all they have seen with their own eyes.

“What the hell is going on? “Without waiting for Fang Jun to come out to decrypt, Li Shimin immediately rushed in front of Mo Dun. When it comes to the previous rune papers and the like, he can still understand and maintain his composure, but when he sees Mo Dun even the Eighteen Levels of Hell’s methods, he puts oil. Li Shimin couldn’t calm down anymore. Ignoring Mo Dun’s greasy hands, Qin Qiong picked it up and looked over and over again and again. There was no slightest injury.

” Whoops! “

Cheng Yaojin was so bold and wanted to learn Mo Dun’s hands into the oil pan, but only tentatively tapped a little, and he was so hot.

Mo Dun quickly put the oil. The fire under the pot stopped, and the ministers were told to stay away from the pan.

Mo Dun did not forget Fang Jun, who had become a background wall, and recruited him to reveal the secret to Li Shimin and the ministers. The mystery.

“There is oil on top and vinegar below. “The ministers didn’t expect it to be so simple.

“Oil is very light. Once it is mixed with water, it will float on it. It is invisible at all. This trick is very simple. Many oil mills use this method, mix water into your hands and falsify. “Mo Dun explained the Theory.

“Moreover, the boiling point of the vinegar is very low, and it is under the pot. When the fire is high, it will boil. From the outside, it looks like a pan boiling. In fact, It’s not hot at all. “Mo Dun tested the temperature in the oil pan with his hands, and signaled Cheng Yaojin to experiment again.

“Yi! It’s not hot! “Cheng Yaojin cry out in surprise.

Looking at the boiling pan, the temperature in the pan is actually only moderate.

“Then why, the last time I touched it was very Hot. “Cheng Yaojin puzzled.

“That’s because my nephew deliberately delayed for a while, the vinegar in the oil pan has been burned out, and the temperature of the oil pan is already very high, so Uncle Cheng will feel Hot. “

The ministers suddenly came to light.

“The methods of these gods are really despicable. In this way, the evidence can be annihilated silently, so that you can’t guard against it. Cheng Yaojin said angrily.

“reporting to Your Majesty, this small official was ordered to crack Witch Doctor’s deception. Today, I will report to Your Majesty and ask Your Majesty for instructions. “Mo Dun solemnly salutes Li Shimin.

Li Shimin glanced at Mo Dun with admiration. Although this little catfish is not worried at ordinary times, it is very open and clear to do things to Li Shimin. Take credit.

“His Imperial Majesty is wise! Qunchen hurriedly said

“Reporting to Your Majesty, most of the people are dull and illiterate, and some places are deeply endangered by superstition, and the poison is difficult to clear. If this form of popularization can be adopted, I believe the effect will be very good. “Fang Xuanling can see the superiority of the drama at a glance. It is intuitive and clear, and the more ignorant and illiterate people, the more they believe in superstition. If you use this method, you will definitely be able to half the results for twice the effort.

“Good! Minister Fang immediately took care of it, and Mo Dun fully cooperated with Minister Fang this time must to eradicate folk superstition. “Li Shimin said firmly.

“Yes! “Fang Xuanling and Mo Dun led the way.

Mo Dun’s first Attending the Imperial court ended perfectly.