Mohist Tang
Chapter 184
“Rizhao’s incense burner produces purple smoke. Looking at the waterfall and Kianqian River from the distance, it flies down three thousand feet, and it is suspected that the Milky Way falls for nine days.”
Chang’an City In the middle, everyone sang this popular verse, and they were deeply impressed. Mohist Family Son is still the Mohist Family Son. Its a few months before someone composes a poem. But Mohist Family Son is not good, and its a hat trick. Three at once, and all of them are well-known poems.
Of course, Mo Dun not at all has been to Mount Lu, and can only change the name to Wanghukou Waterfall. Fortunately, during the Tang Dynasty, soil erosion was not too serious, and Hukou Waterfall is not like later generations. In that case, it is more appropriate to use the Milky Way metaphor.
However, this is not the point. The real point is on Mo Duns crooked poems. Only true learned scholars will calm down and taste the beautiful verses of Mo Duns poems, most of Changan. City is caught up in Mo Dun’s self-defeating carnival.
“Mosquitoes are biting everywhere! Mohist Family Son is so funny!”
“It’s still a big bear at night! After I go back, I will scare my younger brother! He is the least courageous That’s it!”
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This is the season when mosquitoes start to breed. Every night, small mosquitoes fly around everywhere, biting the thief hurts! Chang’an City everyone feels the same.
“haha, my saliva is 3,000 feet straight. Is Mohist Family Son addicted to advertising? He even advertised the roast duck in Food City.”
“Go, I must go today Have a taste, how delicious the roast duck that can make Mohist Family Son’s mouth water three thousand feet!”
“Go with it, the food at Mohist Food Court is extremely delicious, and I eat it now. Tasteless!”
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With Mo Dun’s crooked poem version, the roast duck at Mohist Food Court is extremely hot, and it is almost 30 feet in line. Fortunately, after Xu Jie heard Mo Dun’s crooked poems, he had already started to prevent this phenomenon, and immediately added five windows to sell roast ducks, which was not enough to cause riots.
Before this, the poet represented status and identity. In everyones mind, the poet must be dressed in a white clothed shirt, holding a folding fan, and personable, either chic and free, or worried about the country and the people, or heroic. Majestic.
There has never been a poet like Mo Dun, so…so grounded, he even dared to use himself and Mohist Village, the people of Chang’an City discovered for the first time the distance between the poet and himself It’s so close.
The self-black mode, the first time it appeared in Great Tang, it immediately showed huge formidable power. Although the poems of Mo Dun in the past are classics, they are only circulated among Scholars. Now there are three of Mo Dun’s poems. Crooked poems are known to women and children.
Now if you walk on the streets of Chang’an City, take a person with your hand, and you will give him a sentence of sunshine and purple smoke from the incense burner. See if he can answer it for you.
If you don’t die, you won’t pay for your life!
Court Academecian immediately asked for a half-month leave after hearing Mo Duns three crooked poems. It is said that Court Academecian could not hear people talk about poems, otherwise he would have a headache, let alone teach the poems.
However, Mo Duns three crooked poems and three positive poems once again prove Mo Duns brimming over with talent. There is no doubt about the snow salt advertising poems on Mohist Periodical. This is absolutely There is no doubt that the handed down masterpieces do not belong to these three crooked poems at least.
With this judgment, the snow salt advertisement has become more popular, which directly drove the sales of snow salt to rise again, and Xu Jie was smiling from ear to ear.
However, Mo Dun couldn’t laugh anymore at this moment. He seemed to be wilted, docile.
“The rain is plentiful during the Qingming Festival, and the lonely family wants to die. If you ask where the bachelor is, the shepherd boy pointed finger towards Mohist Village. Tell me, how many bachelors do you have in Mohist Village!”
In Chongwen Hall, Li Shimin snarled at Mo Dun with his hands behind his back and his black face.
After Mo Dun’s triumphant mass killing of the Imperial College of Supreme Learning, when he was satisfied, he suddenly saw Pang De’s expressionless and panicking face. Suddenly I sighed in my heart, knowing that I was a little bit playful again this time, and sure enough, Li Shimin sprayed Mo Dun bloody as soon as they met.
“No, no!” Mo Dun shook his head quickly. Of course he couldn’t say too much when it wasn’t a hard time. Are you even a bachelor?
“No…Aren’t you very talented? Come and give me some songs.” Li Shimin still snarled Mo Dun.
“Look at it for yourself, how many people come to Impeach you!” Li Shimin said bitterly when he patted a large stack of memorials on the table.
“Ah!”
Mo Dun was shocked!
“I just wrote a few crooked poems, and I corrected them immediately. As for such a minister, Impeach?” Mo Dun was extremely depressed.
“Some people say that you hold talent and pride! Someone Impeach, your mind is wrong, distorted poetry, you are simply forgetting your ancestors. Others say that you are not worthy of virtue, and force you to get rid of the Imperial College of Supreme Learning,… “
Li Shimin counts Mo Dun’s more than a dozen crimes!
Mo Dun simply admired the brains of these officials, that a little joke went online like this.
“Except for the removal of the Imperial College of Supreme Learning, the youngster can accept it, but everything else is extremely wronged!” Mo Dun wailed sadly.
“wishful thinking? If the Imperial College of Supreme Learning is already in charge of you, you will make Chang’an City annoying. If it really makes you a wild horse, you don’t want Great Tang Turn the bottom up for me.” Li Shimin said angrily.
“Uh, uh! Youngster dare not!”
The hat buckle is a bit big, and Mo Dun dare not support it.
“Dont dare, what do you dare not to do, all day long sensationalism, not a good idea to be loyal to the country, you know how to behave!”
Li Shimin even a satire tape It’s sarcasm that Mo Dun was almost ashamed and unable to show one’s face, and he was about to go into the cracks in the ground.
“Father Emperor! Why are you angry again?” A soft voice came from the background.
Li Shimin hearing this, immediately his face turned from cloudy to clear, and immediately changed a smiling face and turned around and said: “Sizi, why are you here?”
“Child I heard, Mo Dun Come and have a look, I have agreed with Ninth Brother, Mo Dun will no longer be called Mo Dun Great Demon King again!” The childish voice made Li Shimin laugh.
“Okay, I understand!” Li Shimin repeatedly praised.
“Many thanks, Your Highness Jinyang intercedes!” Mo Dun quickly borrowed the donkey from Po.
“Luck for your youngster this time! I’ll let you go this time! You go to the teaching school and wait and teach Zhinu’s Mathematics.” Li Shimin glanced at Mo Dun, sternly Let Mo Dun a horse.
Mo Duns Mathematics has been recognized by countless people. Of course, instruct a first-year level Li Zhi with no difficulty. Every time Li Shimin summon comes to the Imperial Palace, Mo Dun will always Also serves as a tutor of Mathematics.
“Thanks Your Majesty for your grace!”
Mo Dun such as the amnesty, go down immediately.
“Since you youngster can compose poems, teach Zhinu to compose poems by the way! Remember if you dare to teach, be careful of your ass.” Mo Dun staggered as he stepped out of the shop.
So this is the purpose of your Senior! In order to teach your child, as for you to pull me over for a first training?
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