Mommy Is Kicking Ass

Zhou tezhu: "yes."

After the election of the emperor, there was no such trouble!

Aren't you worried about people's unknown origin?

The boss was so duplicity that he forced him to hang up his ophthalmology.

Tut Tut, it's hard to be an assistant.

The kindergarten left school early and it wasn't the rush hour, so the car drove very smoothly all the way without much traffic jam. Cheng Tian is in a good mood and hums a song.

Hu Li suddenly said, "don't you think Xi Muchen just now... Seems to be the twenty-four filial piety good husband who reported the itinerary to his wife?"

She had to learn: "I'm on a business trip and I'll come back tomorrow. You take good care of our son... Hahaha, how did you two get a sense of familiarity?"

Cheng Tian stuck a note in his throat and almost choked himself: "what the hell is this?"

"I can't help it. I'm a realist." Hu Li laughed and suddenly jumped into the topic, "seriously, I'm particularly curious about what gift Er Bao gave you?"

"That boy is mysterious every time. Before he leaves, he bites his ears with five treasures. He must be having a bad idea?"

"Oh, what a bad son. How can you do bad things without a godmother?"

"Why don't we ask Wubao later, or I can't sleep at night."

"Always think Er Bao buried a time bomb under my pillow?"

"Your brain circuit is more tortuous than the spring. Back up well. It's hard to park in the kindergarten. Safety is the first..." Cheng Tian was about to return to the enemy. Yu Guang swept a thin figure, drunk, running over vaguely, and suddenly exclaimed, "there's a child! Brake!"

Squeak!

Rao Shihu carp reacted quickly, slammed on the brake and turned the steering wheel in time. The child still disappeared from sight.

They hurriedly opened the door and got off, their hearts pounding for fear of seeing the tragedy of blood splashing on the spot.

But——

The front of the car scolded low and clean.

Look down on the ground——

Empty, not stained with dust.

Cheng Tian looked at the Hu carp: "I'm not dazzled, and I don't have an illusion, do I?"

"No." Hu Lei shook her head. She didn't see the broken arms and legs or the body. She couldn't help opening her brain: "maybe what we just saw is a transparent life?"

Cheng Tian was speechless: "I saw a ghost in broad daylight... Thank you for being a doctor."

She was looking left and right when a surprised voice came over her head, "are you... Looking for me?"

They were startled. Looking back, they saw a thin white figure jumping down from the roof and falling steadily in front of Cheng Tian.

He raised his head, looked at Cheng Tian suspiciously, and scratched his head: "are you... Mother mourning?"

"Mother's funeral? Why does the child curse as soon as he comes up." Hu Li said, pinching the little guy's face, "which bear child owes discipline?"

Looking closer, the little guy is not so short, but his height is still less than 1.6 meters. In addition, he is thin. He is only wearing a white jeans and printed white sweater, and a sweater hat. He shows a small face as big as a palm. Coupled with a pair of confused and clear eyes, he is innocent as a primary school student.

He has a good temper.

"I'm not a child." the little guy took a cool look at the Hu carp: "rub it again, and I'll beat you red."

"The little bear is a tiger." Hu Lei still wants to flirt. Cheng Tian has sharp eyes and sees that the little guy's face is cold and murderous in his eyes. In an instant, it seems that a person has changed and his backhand is folded to Hu Lei's wrist.

"Be careful." Cheng Tian reacted quickly and quickly dragged the Hu carp back, looking warily at the child, "who sent you? Liu Yu? Or..."

An enemy under a foreign tree?

Even sent such a seemingly ignorant and harmless little girl, but the lethality looks not small. It doesn't seem like the pen that Liu Yu can hold.

"My name is Lu Chi. Er Bao asked me to be an assistant for the mother's funeral." Lu Chi looked at Cheng Tian and asked in confusion, "aren't you?"

"I... yes." Cheng Tian has an unspeakable feeling. It turns out that this is the mysterious gift her son gave her?

An assistant?

Just

"Deer... Children, who gave you your name?"

"Er Bao. He's very good." Lu Chi smiled shyly. "I don't know Chinese very well. He told me to watch more TV and sleep less, learn Chinese early and come back to be your assistant."

"Lu Chi, is it good?"

This innocent smile

Er Bao, are you serious?

"Sounds good." Cheng Tian feels her conscience.

Forget it, it won't hurt long ago.

"How did you come here? Did Er Bao ask you to pick up Wu Bao and Bei Bei?" Cheng Tian looked at the little guy alone. He really didn't look like he was able to walk to the kindergarten by himself.

This is a pupil who has no merit at all.

"I'm lost again. Originally, er Bao asked me to arrive at the mother's house two days ago." Lu Chi sighed and patted his bulging belt, "but I gave the driver all the cash. It's so painful to have a lot of money... Alas, I walked far around and forgot your home address, so I went to the kindergarten... Watch the pigs and catch the rabbits."

An ignorant road crazy little financial fan, or a baby faced minor.

Who is a pig and who is a rabbit?

Cheng Tian choked. "How old are you? Why don't you go to school? I don't need any assistants..."

"I'm fifteen years old and I've finished my studies." Lu Chi looked nervous. "It's my task to protect you. Will the mother funeral send me back to the base? Then I..."

He lowered his head, "will I be destroyed by Er Bao... Humanity?"

"Yes... Lord mother. Forget it, you'd better call me... Alas, no, you're 15 years old?" Cheng Tian was surprised, but the Hu carp suddenly attacked and grabbed the deer's chest. "You handsome boy, your bones are different from ordinary people. You're a good material with good muscles and bones, but you grow slowly..."

"She's a boy..." Cheng Tian was surprised and didn't know what to say. "But, deer... No matter how slow you are, you're also a 15-year-old child. Since you're so powerful, you've already finished the course of the base. Why did you obey Er Bao?"

"I lost the fight," said Lu Chi with admiration. "The field is very big and there is a maze. I got lost and was photographed into the wall by Er Bao. Coach Lu said that I will listen to him in the future."

Cheng Tian: "... It's really... Lu Chi."

She looked at Hu Lei: "is this child a masochist? It's weird to be beaten and enjoy it."

"The point is, the little boy can't even rub his head against my mother's chest. Are you sure he can protect you?" Hu Lei looked at Lu Chi suspiciously, "which 'Lu Chi' are you?"

"Deer coach's deer."

"God, are you the illegitimate son of that bastard Luke, so you came from the sect after you left?" Hu Li was surprised and looked distressed. "This guy is out with me behind his back. Is there another dog?"

"Oh, when did Miss Hu Li come from the same family with Dabai?" Cheng Tian was funny. She stopped the car first and planned to wait until the children came out.

Who knows, just after receiving three children, the car was hit hard from the back——