Mommy Is Kicking Ass

Er Bao clapped his hands, then made a sharp landing and somersault and stood in front of Xi Muchen. "Dad, listen to me. Every time my senior brothers annoy their girlfriend, they will pretend to be injured, sick and weak. As long as they lie in bed, their girlfriend will forgive them."

Xi Jinyan rubbed his chin: "it's not good to let dad pretend to be sick."

Er Bao raised his hand: "black and white cats are good cats as long as they can catch mice! What's wrong, as long as they can coax mommy to forgive daddy, it's the best way!"

San Bao jumped up, pointed to ER Bao and shouted, "you call Mommy mouse. I want to tell Mommy!"

Er Bao: ""

He pressed the three treasures on the sofa with one finger and threatened him: "it's just a metaphor. If you dare to tell mommy, be careful I'll beat you."

With a howl, Sanbao rushed to Xi Muchen's arms and complained: "Dad, he's going to hit me!"

Xi Muchen: ""

Wubao urged Xi Muchen: "Dad, read the book and find the most useful way to coax Mommy. Mommy has a lot of people chasing her. Don't let mommy be chased away by other men!"

Er Bao also urged him: "Dad, you ask Wu Bao to get you some medicine. When you get sick, we'll call Mommy. Mommy will definitely come to see you on the plane!"

After reading the phone for a long time, Sibao also raised his head and seriously suggested to Xi Muchen: "Dad, I just found the Article 108 ways to coax angry girlfriends. I think it is very suitable for you!"

Er Bao objected to the proposal of Wu Bao and Si Bao: "I think my method is the most effective. You know, my senior brothers have tried it thousands of times! It's much more useful than your two on paper!"

Wubao refused: "my book is also full of actual combat. The little boyfriend chased by godmother depends on the methods in this book!"

"I think the third method is very useful. Dad will pack a big amusement park, take mom to the amusement park, then set off fireworks, and then send Mommy 999 red roses representing love. Mommy will certainly forgive Dad!"

Xi Jinyan looked left and right. He felt that the three of them were very reasonable: "Dad, why don't you try it all?"

Sibao suddenly took out something and handed it to Xi Muchen: "Dad, I'll lend you this."

Xi Muchen looked at the baby palm sized thing in his hand and didn't recognize what it was.

"This is a ecstasy gun. You can put people down as long as you touch them gently. Dad, you can put Mommy down with this and carry it to bed. Mommy will forgive you when she wakes up."

"I've seen many books say 'fight at the head of the bed and at the end of the bed'. By the way, remember to put mommy at the end of the bed."

Xi Jinyan looked at the stuff in Xi mushen's heart and suddenly felt that it was too unreliable. Wouldn't this make Mommy more angry?

He hesitated and put forward his idea: "I think Dad should apologize to Mommy first?"

Xi Jinyan's proposal was unanimously approved by everyone.

They all looked at Xi mushen.

Xi Muchen: ""

I don't think I did anything wrong and need to apologize?

Sibao looked at the computer and read: "the first and most important way to coax an angry girlfriend: no matter what reason your girlfriend is angry, you should admit your mistake first. It's not your fault, you have to admit it, but your fault, and you have to admit it twice!"

Er Bao pushed Xi Muchen to the door: "Dad, Mommy is going to run away with people. What else are you going to work? Get off work and go back to coax your wife!"

Xi Jinyan directly took away the documents in Xi Muchen's hand and put them on the table: "these tasks will be done after mommy makes up with you. Now your most important job is to let mommy forgive you!"

Er Bao also told him, "if you can't, kneel down and admit your mistake when you see Mommy. Mommy is easy to talk!"

Beibei also taught him his experience: "Dad, Mommy is still angry with you. You can roll on the ground. It's very useful!"

Xi mushen stumbled at his feet and almost fell.

Er Bao quickly took out Xi Muchen's mobile phone in his pocket, turned it off very neatly, and smiled at Xi Muchen: "dating Mommy, mobile phone is definitely a burden. Dad, I turned it off for you. Don't thank me."

Dad is so busy at work. What a disappointment if the phone rings at the critical moment.

Wubao pushed Xi Muchen behind and urged: "what are you doing at this time? It's the biggest thing for you to make up with mommy. Dad, you must give mommy a big surprise according to what is written in the book. Women like these formalisms. How noisy they are."

Xi Mu Shen has no way to make complaints about it.

I feel that his son has more experience in chasing girls than he does.

Xi Muchen still has a wooden face on the surface and doesn't see much willingness, but the bottom of his heart is also full of expectation.

He doesn't want to fight with Cheng Tian all the time. He wants to hold her, kiss her and listen to her flirting with himself.

Liubao looked at Xi mushen and went out of the door. Dabao called Zhou Chenguang.

"Zhou tezhu, my father has very important things. Go back first. You can do these things in the company. If you can't make a decision, wait until my father goes to work. Today, unless the company is going to close down, don't ask my father for anything else!"

Zhou Chenguang looked at the little adult Xi Jinyan, solemnly gave orders, smiled and replied very solemnly: "yes, unless someone set fire to Xi today, I will stop everything else and don't let them disturb President Xi!"

Several dolls were very satisfied with Zhou Chenguang's answer.

Sanbao went over and wanted the two brothers to pat Zhou Chenguang on the shoulder. However, because he was too low, he jumped twice and didn't touch it. As Xi Muchen's most powerful personal help, Zhou Chenguang squatted down.

Sanbao was very satisfied. He patted Zhou Chenguang on the shoulder. The brothers said to him, "Zhou tezhu, you did a good job. I asked my father to give you a raise!"

Zhou Chenguang quickly thanked him.

Beibei, who has been making soy sauce, also came over now. Since her brothers praised uncle Zhou, uncle Zhou must have done a good deed. She was right to praise him.

Beibei took out her favorite lollipop and handed it to Zhou Chenguang: "Uncle Zhou, please eat it. It's strawberry. It's delicious."

At this time, Zhou Chenguang really envied Xi Muchen.

When Xi Muchen drove by the flower shop, he thought of Wubao's words. He stopped at the door of the flower shop.

The clerk greeted him and said, "Sir, what flowers do you want? Is it for your girlfriend?"

The little girl in the florist secretly looked at the tall and handsome Xi Mu Shen, and her heart pounded like a deer.