Mommy, the president daddy is too bad

"So you mean you don't want to find a girlfriend..." Xiaoguai said, squinting at him, and then said cautiously: "want to find a boyfriend?"

Long Xiangwu nodded subconsciously.

Shaoqing, he shook his head fiercely: "no! I don't even look for my girlfriend. Why do I look for a boyfriend?"

Xiaoguai smiled and explained, "it's because you don't want a girlfriend that you want a boyfriend."

"If you think about it, you're worried about being a gangster. When your girlfriend knows, she'll be worried and need to take care of her mood. If you find a boyfriend, won't this problem be solved?"

"Besides, the benefits of finding a boyfriend are more than that."

Xiaoguai said, winking at him: "it's said that even physiological needs can be solved together. The only disadvantage is that you can't carry on the family line."

"Pooh."

You're serious.

When his voice fell, there was a magnetic laughter behind him.

Hearing the sound, the three little guys looked back at the same time.

Just made that laugh. It's a boy of eighteen or nine.

He had no consciousness of eavesdropping on other people's conversation. At the moment, he was looking at them with a smile on his face.

"Hey, do you know it's impolite to eavesdrop on others?"

The little darling looked at him and complained with a groan.

When the young man picked his eyebrows, his low magnetic voice sounded again: "little guy, I don't like to hear this. This is a public area, not your private garden."

"You're talking about some super topics here, and I happened to pass by and heard it. It can only be said that it's fate, not my eavesdropping."

Little darling, flat mouth: "smooth tongue."

The young man looked satisfied: "if you changed to smart teeth, maybe I would like it better."

Little darling, I didn't expect this man to be so shameless: "Why are you so shameless? Can't you hear that I'm scolding you?"

"Are you scolding me?"

The boy asked.

Little darling, I've never met such a difficult person. My head goes down for a while.

He really can't think of how to deal with such a shameless person.

I thought he was shameless enough. Who knows there are people better than him.

And powerful in such non-human things.

After thinking about it, Xiaoguai decided to face the difficulties: "hello..."

As soon as the voice came up, Xiaoguai was interrupted: "first, I don't call hello."

First, I don't call hello.

Listen to this sentence, I feel familiar.

Before he could figure out the source of this sentence, the young man said, "second, my name is Jin Yuwei."

"Third, I think you are very interesting. I want to make friends with you."

Young man, that is, when Jin Yuwei finished, Xiaoguai thought of the origin of that sentence.

"First, I don't call hello."

"Second, my name is Chu Yuyu."

“……”

Isn't that the line in a marisu play he saw when he was very young?

He remembered when he looked at it, he also make complaints about his bad taste.

I can't imagine... The one in front of me is more interesting than him.

He came to him with the heroine's lines.

wait!

Isn't it not his bad taste, but his unreasonable desire for him?

Thinking, my little darling suddenly showed vigilance and looked at him with a defensive face: "you don't want to bubble me?"

"Pooh."

"Ha ha ha ~"

Jin Yuwei did not expect that he would meet such a lovely little guy when he walked around casually.

Looking at his defensive posture, Jin Yuwei couldn't help teasing him again.

"Ah. I didn't expect you to see my purpose. What a... Smart boy."

Jin Yuwei said and winked at Xiaoguai.

The little darling looked disgusted: "can you stop disgusting me?"

Jin Yuwei shrugged. I didn't disgust you

Xiaoguai: "..." I suddenly feel tired. I can't communicate with such people at all!!

He finally knew. What does Ranran think when he blocks Ranran's mouth at ordinary times.

Life is better than death!

Jin Yuwei looked at Xiaoguai and was so angry that he couldn't help laughing: "little guy, I think you are your blessing. Why are you angry?"

"... I have a girlfriend!!!"

Xiaoguai hugged Mo ruxuan's shoulder and shouted angrily at him.

Jin Yuwei shrugged. It doesn't matter. It's just a girlfriend. I don't mind if you use it

Listen to me. Before he could breathe a sigh of relief, he said, "of course, you can have my boyfriend at the same time."

Little darling: "..." where's the ambulance? Come and take me away. Thank you.

no Let's take this psycho.

With such abnormal people, there is no way to communicate normally!

Xiaoguai Yue was angry, and Jin Yuwei became more calm.

Later. Little darling, I can't bear it anymore. He roared at him: "you big bastard, don't go after school. I'll let someone kill you!"

Jin Yuwei calls himself a little master. I call myself Lao Zi.

In claiming to be, Xiaoguai took a small advantage.

Jin Yuwei didn't seem to notice this, and his expression didn't change at all.

No, to be exact, a little more laughter and silence.

Mo ruxuan took Xiaoguai's hand and comforted him silently.

At the same time. She looked at Jin Yuwei without trace.

Finally came to the conclusion: "are you a substitute teacher?"

The little darling was stunned when he said this.

Also surprised was Jin Yuwei: "do you know me?"

Mo ruxuan nodded: "I mentioned you when I heard the teacher talk yesterday."

She said and gave longxiangwu a wink.

Long Xiangwu knows. Then she said, "the teacher said that today there will be a wandering young professor who is out of tune to teach contemporary courses... This substitute teacher is very easy to recognize. It must be him who is the most out of tune in the whole school."

At the smell of the speech, Jin Yuwei smoked and smoked at the corners of his mouth.

I haven't dealt with children for several years. Are the children so rebellious now?

What you just said. It is of great philosophical significance.

Mo ruxuan and long Xiangwu have good insight and analytical ability.

As for why

He doesn't believe that a teacher will dare to describe him as a fool.

Anyway, he is also a walking spring. How could it be such an image in the hearts of all the teachers?

The reason why long Xiangwu said this must be to avenge Xiaoguai.

I have to say, he really did it.

Thinking about it, he couldn't help sighing: "it's really a hero coming out of youth."

Listen to Jin Yuwei. The little boy was alert immediately.

This man doesn't look like a person who doesn't bear grudges at all.

After the "contradiction", he did not believe that the substitute teacher would have no objection at all. What else do you say about heroes coming out of teenagers.

He's definitely trying to say that!

Sure enough