Monster Hunting High School

Intersecting parallel lines.

It sounds contradictory, but Zheng Qing feels that this is the most appropriate word to sum up his relationship with the two witches.

If it weren't for Boseidong who was 'born through induction', he and Su Shijun would be completely different from each other: one is a member of the Yuexia Parliament who attracts much attention and is beautiful and beautiful, and is the youngest member of the Grand Wizard Council of the Alliance; A well-known student of First University with ordinary blood.

Parallel lines are the perfect way to describe the relationship between the two.

Theoretically, parallel lines cannot intersect.

But just like the elective course between Zheng Qing and Jiang Yu - the two people were taking courses of different subjects at the same time, and they were taking the same class at the same time. This kind of logical contradiction in the traditional sense is true. It takes place in a magical world - in other words, their worlds are both parallel and intersecting.

"Intersecting parallel lines? How do you say that?"

Fatty Xin didn't expect that he could get first-hand gossip from Zheng Qing by accident. He was overjoyed and hurriedly straightened the feathers on his pen and looked at Zheng Qing eagerly: "...speak slowly, Not urgent."

Zheng Qing glanced sideways at him.

"Do you know king crabs and cockroaches?" He thought of an inappropriate example.

"I know, of course I know!"

The fat wizard nodded repeatedly and immediately introduced eloquently: "King crab is delicious and nutritious. It can clear away heat and detoxify, nourish bones and marrow, nourish muscles and activate blood, dredge meridians, sharpen limbs and joints, repair injuries, nourish liver yin, It has the effect of replenishing gastric juice; cockroaches... only certain species taste good. Of course, fishmen, ogres and goblins don't care about those details. Well, in addition to being edible, cockroaches can also be used as medicine. It is salty, cold, slightly poisonous, and has the effects of dissipating blood stasis and resolving stagnation, detoxifying and diuretic... What does this have to do with you three? "

He analyzed it with gusto for a long time before he realized that something seemed wrong about the topic they were talking about.

Zheng Qing twitched the corner of his mouth.

"Most people don't realize that king crabs and cockroaches belong to the same biological phylum - Arthropods." He stretched out two fingers and made a parallel shape: "The difference between them is greater than that between a human-faced mouse and a Moth." The time between pulling a mouse is even smaller..."

Hearing this, Xin decisively turned his head and glanced at Xiao Xiao.

"The human-faced rat belongs to the alchemical biology phylum, and the Motla rat belongs to the chordate phylum." Dr. Xiao Da explained succinctly, and at the same time made a shut-up gesture to the fat wizard, seeming to be very interested in Zheng Qing's example. .

Zheng Qing ignored the little interruption in his ears and continued: "...They have similar nerve structures, similar carapace, similar segmented feet, they all have antennae, and even their tastes are similar. But they are eaten in very different ways - king crab is best steamed or boiled while it is still alive, and then eaten with sauce; cockroaches have the best flavor after being fried - what does this mean? "

"Two seemingly unrelated creatures can be very similar; two seemingly similar creatures are completely different in nature." Xiao Xiao rubbed the bamboo slips in his hands, nodded thoughtfully, and then changed the subject. : "...And, two distinct lives may overlap into a line in a certain dimension; two lives that seem to overlap, in another dimension, they are actually on parallel and non-intersecting trajectories."

The fat wizard frowned and stared at Zheng Qing.

"Can I understand," he bit the feather on the pen holder, and tried to summarize: "The life trajectories of you, Congressman Su, and Squad Leader Jiang are three parallel lines, but they seem to overlap in other dimensions. ? Is this what you mean? Are you planning to break up with both of them? "

His voice got higher and higher, and by the end, it was a little distorted.

Zheng Qing turned pale with fright at his reasoning.

"Nonsense!"

He raised his voice, glanced out the window guiltily, and then looked away, quite annoyed that the fat man misinterpreted his meaning: "I just want to emphasize that true love is not two overlapping lines on a piece of paper... There is no need to put They stick together! As long as the trajectory of life extends in the same direction, whether it is two lines or three lines, they can look like one line!”

As soon as these words came out, Fatty Xin and Xiao Xiao both showed contemptuous expressions.

"This is a bit like the concept of 'tao companions' commonly used by old-school wizards."

Xiao Xiao adjusted his glasses and looked at Zheng Qing sharply: "It's just that according to this theory, it's hard to say how many 'other lines' are really hidden under your line... It can overlap with three lines. , it can coincide with thirteen or even thirty lines... What a scumbag!"

He shook his head, looking pitiful as the world was deteriorating and people's hearts were not as old as before.

In comparison, Fatty Xin's attitude was more direct.

"After all, you want both the fish and the bear's paw, right?" The fat wizard shook the small notebook in his hand in a sullen manner: "Do you dare to publish this in the newspaper with your real name?"

Zheng Qing shook his head obediently.

A sudden voice sounded in the ears of the three of them.

"Brother Scumbag shook his head not to say 'dare not', but to say that you can't afford to retouch the pen." Dylan rested his head on the edge of the black coffin, his face pale and his voice weak.

"Why did you wake up so early today?" Fatty Xin looked at the time and was quite surprised.

"What do you think?" Mr. Vampire Werewolf drooped the corners of his lips, revealing two small white fangs: "Try trying to find a few people outside your tent when you go to bed at night!"

The three people outside the coffin clasped their hands together to express their apology.

After Zheng Qing put down his hands, he remembered another thing.

"I met Michael in Shanglinyuan," he looked at Dylan's eyes and carefully conveyed the meaning of the Talbot family: "His idea is that you can't hide in school for your whole life...Why don't you try to follow How about we meet that zombie lady and have a chat? Let’s treat it as a blind date.”

"It's not Ms. Zombie, it's Granny Zombie..." Dylan corrected with a yawn.

"Why do I always remember you bragging that you are over a thousand years old? At this age, you should be a vampire grandfather." Zheng Qing couldn't help complaining: "Even if you don't want to listen to the family's arrangements, you should think of a more decent reason. ”

Dylan yawned again.

"There were a few words you said when you were chatting just now, and I think they make sense."

He stretched out his finger and drew two lines in the void, his voice seemed a bit lazy: "Two creatures that look very similar are actually completely different in nature. Just like the human-faced rat and the Motla rat, there is a difference between them. There is reproductive isolation! Do you understand isolation? The offspring of their union will most likely be a piece of rotten flesh... Do you know how many forbidden children have died between werewolves and vampires? I have already received one billionth of the reward from heaven? I don’t think my child will be luckier than me... It’s much colder on the experimental bench than in the coffin.”