Monster Hunting High School

The divination class on Tuesday morning taught the face-touching divination method, which is an extension of physiognomy.

In the traditional sense, it pays attention to many details such as eyebrows, eyes, nose, mouth, tongue, ears, hair, skin, head shape, etc. It pays attention to the eight grids first, the three courts next, the five horizontal eyes, and the three even mouths. Divination methods are different, and it seems that divination by touching faces should be classified into the category of occultism.

In short, this kind of divination is a technique that uses people to unconsciously touch their faces when they think about something, and make general predictions about corresponding events and developments based on the location and method of touching.

For example, when you think of someone's image or name in your mind, and you touch your nose unconsciously at the same time, it means that the person you are thinking about will be able to see you soon; touching your lips unconsciously means that the other person is talking about you; touching your face (apple muscles part) unconsciously ), indicating that the other person is safe; touching the back of the neck unconsciously indicates that it is difficult for the two to meet in a short period of time, and so on.

Similarly, when predicting something, touching the nose means that the thing will not go smoothly, touching the face means that the thing will be completed smoothly, touching the lips means that the matter will be discordant (discoordinated), and touching the chin means that it is ambiguous and the matter will be successful. .

"The conditions for divination are so harsh and the conclusions are so vague. No wonder this method of divination is included in the category of 'after-class electives.'" Zheng Qing couldn't help complaining to Xiao Xiao during the class exercise.

He had reason to complain.

Because when he was just practicing, he naturally thought of Jiang Yu first, and then Su Shijun, but his hands were placed on the table, motionless.

As if they were two stones.

Xiao Xiao attributed this to the fact that Zheng Qing's divination process was not natural, and the thoughts in his mind were too 'deliberate', which was far from the 'unconscious' required for divination by touching the face.

"Isn't it contradictory to want to predict something and not be able to think about it?" Zheng Qing questioned.

"I'm not asking you not to think about it, but I'm asking you to make a cut between your 'thinking' and 'doing'!" Xiao Xiao raised his right hand and pointed downwards with a virtual slash, making a cutting shape, while sighing: "...so , which is why everyone can do divination, but not everyone can become a fortune teller.”

"Cutting? How?" Zheng Qing ignored the other person's sigh.

Xiao Xiao rolled up his sleeves, took off his glasses rather proudly, then closed his eyes, spread his hands, palms up on the table, and muttered something in his mouth: "The key point of this divination lies in the 'unconscious' three A word..."

Before he finished speaking, he raised his hand and touched his nose.

"like this."

He opened his eyes and went to adjust his glasses as a habit, but nothing happened. So he coughed dryly and added: "I was thinking about Sima just now... and where did I touch it?"

"Don't you know where you touched?" Zheng Qing looked at him suspiciously, feeling that he was deceiving him.

"If I knew where I touched, it wouldn't be 'unconscious'."

Xiao Xiao fumbled to find his glasses, put them on again, and explained very carefully: "If you want to remain unconscious, you need to clear your mind and completely eliminate the ability of consciousness to control the body... Don't you know the soul defense technique? ? Find that feeling... Yes, close your eyes, take a deep breath, separate the connection between your consciousness and your physical body, and keep your physical body unconscious... Then start thinking about the things you need to divine in your mind..."

Snapped!

Zheng Qing raised his arm very naturally and gave him a big mouth.

Just wake him up from his trance state.

Opening his eyes, Zheng Qing looked at the opposite side blankly, only to find Xiao Xiao looking at him in confusion.

Before he could recover.

Snapped!

Zheng Qing naturally raised his other arm and slapped him.

Now he was fully awake.

At the same time, two crisp slaps in succession immediately attracted a lot of attention around him. Even Professor Yi on the podium put down his lecture notes and glanced at him with a smile.

Zheng Qing calmly put his hands on the table and stuffed them under the thick copper-plate book. From the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of Jiang Yu, who was sitting in the first row practicing divination with Li Meng, turning her head to look at him curiously. come over.

"It's a mosquito!"

The young public-funded student looked at his red and slightly swollen cheeks, calmly, and explained to Xiao Xiao in a slightly louder voice: "There was a mosquito on my face just now..."

The curious eyes around him immediately turned away.

Xiao Xiao, on the other hand, crossed his arms and looked at him with deep eyes.

"Come on, what were you thinking about just now?"

He didn't believe Zheng Qing's explanation at all. After all, the two of them were so close. If there was a big mosquito on Zheng Qing's face, it would be impossible for him to not see it.

"What's the sign of being slapped on the face?" Zheng Qing ignored his companion's curiosity, lowered his head, and frantically searched for the detailed explanations in the divination textbook, checking them one by one.

"There is no such thing."

Dr. Xiao Da, who knew the textbook by heart, immediately gave the most authoritative reply: "One of the key points in facial divination is 'unconscious', and the other is 'touch'... There has never been such a situation as a slap... Well, wait a minute. , in a sense, a slap in the face should be regarded as a more intense way of touching the face? "

Although it was in question, there was already a hint of surprise on his face.

Apparently he believed his theory.

Then he carefully observed the location of the slap on Zheng Qing's face, and said thoughtfully: "Well, the place where you 'touched' your face just now is between the apple muscle and the tiger's ear... According to the explanation in the book, it means peace, Go smoothly. If you are thinking about people, then the other person should be safe; if you are thinking about things, then things should be resolved smoothly... No matter what, this should be a good thing? "

"It's very simple. It must be because Brother Zha just thought about more than one person, or he thought about more than one thing." The fat wizard had been listening for an unknown amount of time, and finally couldn't help but turn around and come over with a mean look on his face. Analyzing with a smile: "I guess he was the one that both the fish and the bear's paw wanted, so the fish spat on his face and the bear's paw slapped him..."

"Is that fish you are talking about a real fish?" Dr. Xiao Da obviously understood the implication of the fat wizard's words and laughed.

"Shut up! And you too!"

Zheng Qing angrily interrupted the exchange between the two of them, and pushed back the fat wizard who was about to climb over the table with a bad attitude: "If you don't speak, no one will treat you as a mute!"

As he spoke, he looked at Fatty Xin, but his mind couldn't help but think of the fat wizard's senior sister Linda.

Then he suddenly felt his nose was a little itchy, and couldn't help but raise his hand to touch his nose. Halfway through, he suddenly remembered the content of this divination lesson, and his hand immediately froze at the tip of his nose.

He didn't want to see Miss Barnes at all now.