Mushroom House: Don’t wash! You are the young master of the entertainment industry

“Young man, the last two sentences you shouted……Really?”

When the auntie came over and said this, millions of viewers in the live broadcast room couldn’t hold back.

“Hahahaha”

“I’m dead”

“Buy two kilograms for your wife, and she will come home laughing and praising you. Buy two kilograms for your husband, and he will practice martial arts in the middle of the night, just like running a marathon! Hahaha, this advertising slogan is too weird.”

“This aunt……Do you want to buy seafood to take home to nourish your husband? ? (Manual funny)”

“Hahahaha I didn’t expect Du Jing to be so good at making things happen!!”

“Du Jing’s move caught me off guard.”

After reacting, the screen was filled with comments.

“puff——”

“Hahahaha this aunt”

“It’s so funny.”

Not only the audience, but also Huang Lei and others were laughing.

Du Jing couldn’t help it!

The advertising slogan he wrote was already quite funny, and after Peng Peng read it out, it was even more funny!

“Ahem, well, I’m absolutely serious!”

“Auntie, if you want to buy some for your husband, I suggest you buy oysters. Scallops are also good.”

“Your husband will definitely eat it!”

Peng Peng put down the speaker and responded quickly.

Auntie:”Ahem……Guys, weigh two kilograms each.”

“”Okay!”

Seeing the auntie weigh the oysters and leave, several people immediately surrounded her.

Seeing this scene, everyone couldn’t hold back.

“Hahaha Du Jing you are so talented”

“How did you come up with this slogan?”

“This lady makes me so happy haha”

“……”

Du Jing usually behaves quite mature and steady.

I didn’t expect that he could write such an advertisement!

“”When doing business, how can you not attract people? No matter what method you use, just sell the things~” Du Jing smiled.

Huang Lei gave him a thumbs up:”Du Jing is right! Just sell them!”

“Boom!”

“Shout louder!”

Peng Peng:”…….”

He said he was desperate.

But under the threat of Mr. Huang’s big mouth, he had to bite the bullet and shout. The scene was very funny for a while.

But the effect was really immediate!

The stall that was originally empty was instantly surrounded by people.

“Boy! Oysters weigh two pounds”

“This brown crab is also good. I’ll get five of them.”

“Mantis shrimp weighs three pounds for me”

“…….”

“Wait a minute, I’ll be right there.”

Tang Yan and Chen Yao were smiling as they kept weighing seafood for people, while Zhang Zifeng was in charge of collecting the bills.

Fortunately, they caught a lot of seafood in the morning, otherwise they would have been sold out in just a moment.

The vendors around them were all frowning.

Not fair!

Rematch, rematch!!

Half an hour later, the originally full pots of conchs were almost sold out.

Especially oysters and toasts, with the blessing of the last two slogans, they were swept away in an instant!

In the end, there was still a small half pot of mantis shrimps left.

There were also some sea urchins and starfish that had not been sold.

There were also fewer customers in front of the stall.

Just when everyone thought that they couldn’t sell anything, suddenly, a mother and daughter came over.

The woman looked about fifty years old, wearing a gold necklace and gold bracelet, and looked very wealthy.

Walking next to her was her daughter, who was in her twenties.

“”Wow! Here comes a distinguished guest!”

Seeing this, Huang Lei and He Jiong both stood up.

“Hey……”

“Aren’t you some kind of celebrity?”

“I know you! Daddy Duoduo! And…Teacher He?

The woman asked in surprise.

The mother and daughter were just strolling here. They only recognized Huang Lei and the others when they got closer. They were just surprised for a moment and did not show much excitement. She glanced at Peng Peng and the others and did not recognize them……..

“Xiaowan, we have met a big star today!” The woman said with a smile

“”Mom! Let’s go! They are recording a show.”

The girl whispered.

She must know Huang Lei and his friends. She was a little nervous and was avoiding the camera.

“Hey! Your seafood is not expensive!”

The woman glanced at the price tag.

Peng Peng quickly said:”Yes, Auntie, our seafood was just caught this morning, very fresh, and the price is lower than the market price, you can buy some.”

The woman looked at the girl:”Xiao Wan, how about we buy all these seafood?”

The girl blushed with embarrassment:”Mom! You buy it quickly, and leave quickly after buying it!”

She was very nervous, especially after looking at Du Jing who was sitting behind her, her eyes quickly dodged.

The woman waved her hand:”Hey, boy, I’ll buy all these seafood”

“”Okay, Auntie!”

Seeing the woman so happy, Peng Peng’s face was full of joy.

But when he was packing the seafood, the woman also noticed Du Jing sitting in the back:”Eh? This guy is so handsome and a little familiar. I seem to have seen him somewhere…….”

Upon hearing this, the girl’s heart skipped a beat.

“Mom, please stop talking, I beg you!!

The girl’s voice was as buzzing as a mosquito, and she wished she could find a crack in the ground to crawl into.

“Oh, I remember now! Du Jing! Your name is Du Jing, right?”

The woman suddenly realized:”Oh! My Xiaowan likes you so much! I was wondering why you looked so familiar. Xiaowan’s room walls are covered with your posters. My Xiaowan is obsessed with you all day long. I’m dying!”

Girl:”…….”

She was so upset that her body froze.

Seeing the girl’s expression, the audience burst into laughter.

“Ha ha ha ha”

“It turns out that this girl is a fan of Du Jing”

“I was wondering why she looked so weird when she saw Du Jing just now.”

“Hahaha, is it okay to be obsessed with Du Jing all day long?”

“The society is dead.” (To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

“Please find the psychological shadow area of the girl~~ (dog head)”

The girl covered her face and wanted to bang her head against the wall in embarrassment.

At this time.

Du Jing came over with a smile:”How about this, Auntie, I will help you install it”

“Oh, no, no, no…….”

The woman asked,”Can you take a photo with my Xiaowan? She likes you very much.”

Du Jing smiled and said,”Sure, no problem.”

“”Xiao Wan, come quickly!”

The woman pulled the girl over.

The girl stood beside Du Jing, forcing a stiff smile on her face.

Click – a photo was taken.

The girl hurried to the side of the woman. She was confused the whole time, her mind was blank.

“Auntie, here is your seafood.”

Du Jing handed the weighed seafood to the woman.

The woman took the seafood, as if she thought of something, and said,”Young man, do you have a girlfriend?”

“What?”

Du Jing was stunned.

Before he could speak…….

The woman continued,”Young man, my Xiaowan doesn’t have a boyfriend either. She’s not bad! Look at her appearance, she’s very pretty. And I want to tell you that my family is very rich. We have more than a dozen breeding farms and a large coconut grove! We can make a lot of money from selling coconuts every year. You will definitely not lose out if you marry Xiaowan.”

Du Jing:”…….” girl:”…….”

“puff——”

“Hahaha”

“This aunt wants Du Jing to be her son-in-law.”

“Let this prince of the entertainment industry be the son-in-law? ?”

The audience burst into laughter.

The girl was originally a social dead, and now she died on the spot!

Huang Lei also said on the side:”Auntie, you have a good eye. Our Du Jing is not only handsome, but also can act and sing. He is a perfect son-in-law for you!”

“Really?”

The woman was surprised and said,”She can sing and act. Oh, Auntie really likes to listen to songs.”

Du Jing exclaimed,”Teacher Huang, please stop joking with me.”

“Hahaha.”

Huang Lei watched the show with a smile on his face.

The woman said,”How about this, young man? Sing a few lines for auntie. If you like, auntie will give you Xiaowan’s contact information so you can chat in private. If you marry our Xiaowan, it will definitely be better than being a celebrity!””

“”Mom! Stop talking!”

The girl’s face turned red all the way to her neck. She had never felt so embarrassed before! It was fine to just take a photo, but the more she talked, the more she went too far!

Her mother didn’t know Du Jing’s identity and background, but she knew! She really wanted to bang her head against the wall.

“Wonderful and exciting!”

“I never thought that selling seafood would give me a chance to see such a big show.”

“The famous scene is here!”

The audience was watching the show.

Du Jing was silent for a moment.

This auntie is so funny!

But………

Singing a few lines of a song is indeed possible!

Du Jing originally wanted to find an opportunity to promote a very important song, but he didn’t expect that this opportunity would come by chance.

“cough cough…….”

Du Jing cleared his throat

“Du Jing really wants to sing?”

Everyone also became excited.

Du Jing:”Love and hate are entangled in life after life, and the persistent belief in my heart exists for you. No matter how far the road is, it can’t stop me from having the warmth without distance again…….”

Sang a few lines a cappella.

The melody is nice and the voice is magnetic

“It sounds good.”

Tang Yan and Chen Yao looked at each other.

Although Du Jing only sang a few lines, the melody was very catchy!

Du Jing smiled:”Auntie, I have finished singing the song. You don’t need to add your contact information. Thank you for buying our seafood~”

The aunt was surprised:”Young man, you sing really well. What song is this? Auntie will search for it when she goes back.”

Du Jing smiled:”New song, not released yet.”

Hearing this, the audience became restless

“Oh shit, Du Jing is going to release another new song?”

“To be honest, this sentence sounds really nice!”

“And the lyrics are very unique!”

“It’s over. My curiosity is piqued.”

“I always feel that Du Jing is brewing something.”

This song is called”Love for Life”.

It was the theme song of the previous life”Chinese Paladin III”.

It is also the theme song of all the movies in the”Xianxia Universe” constructed in Du Jing’s mind.

That’s right……..

Du Jing wants to label this song as”exclusive to Xianxia”!

So the two lines sung now are just a warm-up to arouse the audience’s curiosity about this song. The big move is still to come.~~

“Young man, you really don’t want to add Xiaowan’s contact information?”

The woman still didn’t give up.

Du Jing smiled and said,”Auntie, we are recording a program, we really can’t add it.”

The woman sighed,”Oh! It’s a pity for the young man, you missed a good marriage.”

After saying that, she turned around and left with the girl.

After the mother and daughter left, everyone was finally able to let go.���

“Hahaha”

“Du Jing, you have met your match today.”

”

This auntie’s words are so funny…….

It’s really too much!

Is it okay to let Du Jing, the prince of the entertainment industry, be the son-in-law?

“Okay, all the seafood is sold out, let’s close the stall and go back to the Mushroom House!”

“Closing the stall!”…….