Music System in a Cultivation World: What the F*ck

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back on earth, i used to wear shorts everyday.

not because i was lazy... who am i kidding? i'm f*cking lazy. i wore shorts because they're easy to put on and stuff.

so "showing off my legs" isn't a bit deal. it wasn't... until i came to this wuxia world, where i learned that "showing off your legs" is the greatest insult anyone could do to another person in a fight.

f*ck me.

i glanced up at junior brother. if face palms existed, i was sure he'd be face palming.

even i wanted to face palm.

"um..." i said, "can you just forget about it?"

silence.

d*mn it. orz

just don't aim for my face. @@