Music System in a Cultivation World: What the F*ck

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a demon cultivator popped up, planning on jumping me.

"hold the f*ck up, buddy!" i growled, gingerly stepping on the ground. the demon cultivator snarled again and actually stopped.

the f*ck, i can't believe that worked?

"okay!" i picked up my stick. "you can attack me now."

the demon cultivator then lunged for me... i very manly dodged. yes. trust me.

<system noticed that host is in significant danger! host can unlock the feature, "danger!", for 10 points. points: zero. does host wish to dance to unlock feature?>

f*ck you, system! can't you see i'm busy right now?!?

<"danger!" can assist host.>

am i really going to start dancing in the middle of these goblins!?!?

<"danger!" can assist host.>

fine. i'll dance.

<system has taken it upon itself to increase the volume of "katyusha". you're welcome!!>

f*cking great, system. i truly enjoy everything that you do for me.

< ^^ >

"f*ck you," i whispered and straightened up. "you!" i used my stick to the demon cultivator that wanted to f*ck me up. "and all of you!" i waved my stick around crazily. "watch this!"

i break danced. @@