Music System in a Cultivation World: What the F*ck
84 They're Really Obedien
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a demon cultivator popped up, planning on jumping me.
"hold the f*ck up, buddy!" i growled, gingerly stepping on the ground. the demon cultivator snarled again and actually stopped.
the f*ck, i can't believe that worked?
"okay!" i picked up my stick. "you can attack me now."
the demon cultivator then lunged for me... i very manly dodged. yes. trust me.
<system noticed that host is in significant danger! host can unlock the feature, "danger!", for 10 points. points: zero. does host wish to dance to unlock feature?>
f*ck you, system! can't you see i'm busy right now?!?
<"danger!" can assist host.>
am i really going to start dancing in the middle of these goblins!?!?
<"danger!" can assist host.>
fine. i'll dance.
<system has taken it upon itself to increase the volume of "katyusha". you're welcome!!>
f*cking great, system. i truly enjoy everything that you do for me.
< ^^ >
"f*ck you," i whispered and straightened up. "you!" i used my stick to the demon cultivator that wanted to f*ck me up. "and all of you!" i waved my stick around crazily. "watch this!"
i break danced. @@
a demon cultivator popped up, planning on jumping me.
"hold the f*ck up, buddy!" i growled, gingerly stepping on the ground. the demon cultivator snarled again and actually stopped.
the f*ck, i can't believe that worked?
"okay!" i picked up my stick. "you can attack me now."
the demon cultivator then lunged for me... i very manly dodged. yes. trust me.
<system noticed that host is in significant danger! host can unlock the feature, "danger!", for 10 points. points: zero. does host wish to dance to unlock feature?>
f*ck you, system! can't you see i'm busy right now?!?
<"danger!" can assist host.>
am i really going to start dancing in the middle of these goblins!?!?
<"danger!" can assist host.>
fine. i'll dance.
<system has taken it upon itself to increase the volume of "katyusha". you're welcome!!>
f*cking great, system. i truly enjoy everything that you do for me.
< ^^ >
"f*ck you," i whispered and straightened up. "you!" i used my stick to the demon cultivator that wanted to f*ck me up. "and all of you!" i waved my stick around crazily. "watch this!"
i break danced. @@
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