Mutant Farmer in The Apocalypse

Slowly, he felt his pants tighten, and he got a boner.

The woman stopped wiping and suddenly commented, "Master, Did I do something wrong? Why are you hard?"

She suddenly whispered in Yang Zhang's ear, "Master, do you want me to do something about it?

'Wait, hold on! Please waittt!' Yang Zhang started panicking as he felt the cold hand slowly unbutton his jeans' rivet. He couldn't do anything right now. He was basically in a coma.

'Lady, please wait! At least wait until I can feel my body first!' Yang Zhang protested. Not because he didn't want it, but because this would be his first time, and if he lost his first time while he was literally half a corpse right now, then he would lose all the excitement!

"Master, are you nervous?" The woman asked.

'You bet I am, damn it!' Yang Zhang could only curse in his heart as he couldn't say a thing nor do anything right now.

Zrrrtt!

"Me too, Master. I don't know what I am doing right now, but I feel like this is the right thing to do to serve you…." the woman said as she unzipped Yang Zhang's jeans. "Everything I did is instinctual."

'Lady, at least introduce yourself first! Where is the courtesy of knowing each other before going full homerun?' Yang Zhang complained.

There was only a thin brief between his erect dick and the woman's cold touch. Yang Zhang was screaming internally, unable to accept that he was about to lose his virginity while he couldn't even open his eyes!

"Master, do you want me to do it? I can… do something with my hands….'

But before the woman could do more, Yang Zhang suddenly felt a touch of a vine; Little Ivy's vines suddenly wrapped around his hips and zipped his pants back. She also buttoned the rivet and scolded the woman, "Vii! Vii! VII!"

"Ah, I'm sorry. I don't know that I'm supposed to wait for Master Yang Zhang to wake up. I thought it would release some pent-up frustration and exhaustion in him…" the woman commented.

'I mean… it's not wrong, but you should at least wait for me to wake up lady,' Yang Zhang commented.

"Well, I shall return to my place now. You can call me if Master Yang Zhang has woken up or got another fever. We need to take care of him," the woman said.

"Vii!"

'Y—Yeah, I guess I should thank you, Little Ivy,' Yang Zhang thought, though he kind of regretted the fact that he was so close upon getting a hand job, and Little Ivy was a cockblocker this time.

Yang Zhang heard the footsteps that slowly got smaller and smaller as time passed. The woman must've gone somewhere. So Yang Zhang quickly determined that he was staying in his own hut, in the bedroom.

Now, he only had one question; Who was that woman just now? She acted like she was Yang Zhang's personal nurse, from tending his wound, wiping his sweat, and even willing to service Yang Zhang if he was sexually pent up.

'Did I accidentally die after using the Mana bead twice in my body, and I got reincarnated in another world with my own sexy maid?'

'I mean… that's the most plausible answer for this….'

**

Yang Zhang spent the whole time thinking about the identity of his caretaker until another five hours rolled in. His pets were already wandering somewhere, probably playing around in the living room while he was still in this vegetative state with only Little Ivy sleeping beside him.

Finally, Yang Zhang could feel that his strength slowly returned to his body, and he opened his eyes.

He blinked a few times until the view of the ceiling was crystal clear. Indeed, he was currently lying on the bed. He was in the bedroom and was probably carried by Little Ivy because Little Ivy was the only one strong enough to carry Yang Zhang's adult body.

He could feel that Little Ivy was snuggling near his armpit, as she was the most clingy and protective of all her pets. Yang Zhang didn't dislike it. He was happy that Little Ivy really liked him as a master.

"Thank you for protecting me, Ivy," Yang Zhang said in a low voice.

But his voice quickly woke Little Ivy up, she checked on her master, and when she saw that Yang Zhang had opened his eyes and smiled at her, she was excited.

"VII! VII! VII!"

Little Ivy wrapped her vines around Yang Zhang's body, hugging him tightly. Her voice alerted everyone in the living room. All his pets rushed to the bedroom and climbed to see their master, who had woken up.

"Squeak!"

"Chirp! Chirp!"

"PII!"

All his pets hugged Yang Zhang tightly, and Yang Zhang giggled lightly, "Hehe, I'm okay, guys. Do you think I will die just because I swallowed the Mana bead?"'

"Well, I felt like dying after I vomited the Mana bead for the second time. I guess it's really not advised to do so," Yang Zhang commented. "But I'm alright now! I just need to recover for a moment. I think I can get up after an hour or so."

"Oh, by the way, who is the woman who treated me before? I have my consciousness when I feel that someone is wiping the sweat on my body. Who and where is she?" Yang Zhang asked. He wasn't that worried because his pets were relaxed.

The indicator was his pets. They were a lot more alert and protective towards Yang Zhang. So if there was a dangerous intruder, they would be the ones who killed that intruder first before Yang Zhang could do anything.

"Chirp! Chirp!"

This time, Lt. Spicy Wing took the lead and explained that the rose girl was the one who took care of Yang Zhang while he was unconscious.

"The rose girl?" Yang Zhang asked, frowning as he had never heard of this name before. "What rose girl?"

"Chirp! Chirp! Chirp!"

"The dancing rose girl?"

Okay, now Yang Zhang got really confused. Spicy Wing referred to the twerking rose in the backyard as the rose girl, and Yang Zhang definitely felt a touch of a cold human hand.

It was really cold, but it was definitely the touch of a human. She spoke like a human, unlike his other pets, who could only say one or two unknown words or speak in their animal language.

Besides, the rose in the backyard could only dance and twerk, nothing else.

"I seriously don't understand what are you saying, Lieutenant," Yang Zhang said.

"Chirp!" Lt. Spicy Wing got frustrated and jumped from the bed. It went outside and had no sign of returning.

"Huh, what's up with that little chick?" Yang Zhang wondered. He looked at his other pets. Since the only pet that interacted with the woman while he couldn't do anything was Little Ivy, Yang Zhang had to ask her first, "Ivy, who is the girl that took care of me when I fainted? I heard that you argued with her before."

Little Ivy tilted her head as if she was confused with the question and then repeated the same answer that Lt. Spicy Wing gave just now.

"Vii, Viii! Viii!"

"The rose girl? No, seriously, who is this rose girl you guys are talking about? Is it really the dancing rose in the backyard?"

"Squeak!"

"PII!"

Chestnut and Poddie also confirmed the same thing, the one who was taking care of Yang Zhang, was the dancing rose.

"I'm pretty sure that I felt a human cold human touch and the voice of a human…." Yang Zhang mumbled. But since he couldn't see anything before, he now had some doubts.

Lt. Spicy Wing returned to the bedroom while continuously chirping about the rose girl who cared for him.

"Chirp! Chirp! Chirp!" Spicy Wing jumped around in front of Yang Zhang while pointing at the door.

Yang Zhang turned his head to the door and saw the dancing rose suddenly peeking from the door. The dancing rose stood straight when Yang Zhang was looking at her. She looked nervous and suddenly retrieved back.

"Wait! Please don't leave!" Yang Zhang shouted, and the dancing rose peeked again from the door. It looked real as the leaves acted as a pair of hands who waved to Yang Zhang shyly.

But Yang Zhang also saw a black hair and half-human head peeking at him slowly, Yang Zhang was surprised at first, but he quickly remembered that his pets weren't scared, so this dancing rose was definitely not hostile.

"Okay, don't be shy and show yourself. I can't move right now. That's why I can't come to you," Yang Zhang said. "And this is an order, by the way."

The dancing rose curled, looking shy, but nodded in the end.

Slowly, Yang Zhang saw a human female leg step in, her leg was slender, but it had stitches and was grey colored.

It reminded him of—A zombie.