My 101 days on a deserted island with the president

"I've been thirsty in the sun for so long. How can I shout loudly. No, I have to go to the vending machine over there and buy a bottle of water. "

While walking, he took out his mobile phone from his trouser pocket. Looking at the time, it was more than 11 o'clock, thirsty and hungry. If it weren't for the 10000 yuan, why would I be slaughtered.

While buying water, a smiling aunt came over and said, "little girl, I've just seen you for a long time. Are you apologizing to the person you like? "

Aunt, what are your eyes“ Aunt, No. "

"Did you deliberately scribble on his car to attract his attention. Then apologize to him, hoping to move him. "

Qin Xiaoyu unscrewed a bottle of water and gulped a few mouthfuls. "Aunt, are you a screenwriter?"

"I want to be. I think you've been standing in the sun for so long, but you still haven't forgiven you. It must be boring to you. "

"What do you think I should do?" Qin Xiaoyu couldn't bear to destroy her dream, so he had to follow her.

"I think you have good facial features and tall, but it's a little dark." Aunt said as she took out a leaflet from her bag. "This is my daughter's new beauty shop. No matter how dark you are, you can become whiter than snow white as long as you pass through my daughter's hands. If you become beautiful, the person you like will definitely catch up with you, don't you think? Boyfriend wants as much as he wants. "

Qin Xiaoyu took the leaflet and said he would have a look if he had time. If you don't, you won't be able to pull away.

"Little girl, you must go! You will become a beautiful woman. " Facing Qin Xiaoyu's back, aunt is still reluctant.

"I trust you with good words!" Qin Xiaoyu suddenly turned around and bumped into a man. He was dizzy. Today, he should go out and look at the Yellow calendar.

Qin Xiaoyu handed a bottle of water to Yang tezhu and gave him the leaflet "Yang tezhu, use this as a fan!" Qin Xiaoyu's creed in life is: I will remember that others are good to me. People do not offend me, I do not offend; If anyone offends me, I will double it.

She put half of the water that had been destroyed by her at her feet, ready to continue shouting“ I don't think my voice is loud enough to kill you! " Qin Xiaoyu turned up the volume of the speaker. When he opened his mouth, he didn't make a noise to Ji Yuyan, which scared away a large number of onlookers.

Ji Yuyan looked at the file and heard the SMS prompt. He picked up his mobile phone and opened it. He saw the bottle of water at Qin Xiaoyu's feet. Immediately returned a few words "lazy, drink water, continue!"

Qin Xiaoyu was annoyed. "It's too much to deceive! Yang tezhu, I don't want that 10000 yuan either. Let's go! " I'm leaving.

Young tezhu held her. "Young people just can't hold their breath. Then we haven't wasted more than one hour. Don't you feel unwilling? "

Qin Xiaoyu finally couldn't stand Yang tezhu's provocation. He obediently went back and continued to shout, venting his unhappiness. "Ji, you are the smallest and worst man in the world. No, you're not a man at all. You're a beast in clothes. You can only play hard on women... "

Yang tezhu, who is recording, immediately stops to delete the video. If the president sees it, the world will end!

"You just want to hear me scold yourself! OK, I'll satisfy you. I'm not a good man. My morality is corrupt and my behavior is bad. Offending you is the biggest mistake of my life. You have a lot of adults, forgive me! Sorry... "