My 101 days on a deserted island with the president

"Ji Yuyan, if you dare to touch my coconut, I'll put the coconut shell into your stomach." Qin Xiaoyu took her sharpened stick and shouted to Ji Yuyan as she walked to the beach.

There are many shells on the beach after the ebb tide. Qin Xiaoyu scolded while picking them up. "How can there be such people in the world? He's so ungrateful that he only knows coercion and inducement all day long. He's selfish and arrogant, asshole... "

Qin Xiaoyu picked up one scold, scolded and picked up another. He gained a lot.

In a small ditch, I found a big crab and several fish. It should be at low tide. I was only interested in playing and dating, but I couldn't return to my mother's arms. The leading crab acted like a general in charge, demonstrating to Qin Xiaoyu with open teeth and claws. Qin Xiaoyu had never seen such a big and noisy crab before, so he decided to cut it first and make an example of others.

"I haven't seen humans here for so long! Let you have a good look at who is standing at the top of the food chain? " Reaching out to hold it from the back of the crab's shell, I didn't expect that the crab suddenly turned around and opened its pincers to her thumb. Fortunately, Qin Xiaoyu pulled back quickly, otherwise the consequences would be unimaginable. Qin Xiaoyu took a breath. "Why are you so hateful as Ji Yuyan? Did he change you? Right? Right? See how I deal with you. "

Qin Xiaoyu stood on a big stone with floating clothes and graceful figure. His long hair was floating, his eyes were slightly narrowed with red light, and he was murderous. In his hand was a bloodthirsty sword, which was three feet long and showed a faint cold light. Behind him is the vast sea. A woman stands between heaven and earth. She is domineering. Who can compete. The world is so big that I am the only one. Whoever dares to disobey me will die（ The author's serious nonsense, I hope it doesn't scare you)

She slowly raised the stick, and the air was full of tension“ Ji Yuyan, where are you going? " Crabs and fish should be overwhelmed by her powerful momentum, retreating one after another, squeezing into a ball, shivering. Qin Xiaoyu shouted "ah..." a war was imminent.

Qin Xiaoyu found a secret. As long as he treats his prey as Ji Yuyan, his lethality is upupup, his combat effectiveness is bursting, invincible, everywhere he goes, there is no grass, life is ruined, and there are dead everywhere.

Qin Xiaoyu was very satisfied to see what was in his rich bag, especially the crab foaming at his mouth and surviving. I couldn't help laughing "ha ha ha..."

In the distance, Ji Yuyan smiled and frowned, meditated for a while, and couldn't help sighing, "Hey, it's over! I was driven crazy in these two days. "

According to the later statement of President Ji Da, what he saw at that time was: a woman standing on a stone with bare feet. With trouser legs, shawls and a stick in hand, he danced around. A moment of shouting, a moment of rage, a moment of laughter, a moment of silence, a moment of self-talk. The cry of ghosts and wolves and the creepy laughter have to make people suspect that this person has become insane.

Qin Xiaoyu directly used the sharp part of the front end of the stick to open the belly of the fish for surgery, then strung it on the stick, put the shell into his trouser pocket, and returned triumphantly. But when I saw Ji Yuyan in the distance, the spring breeze suddenly turned into winter frost, and the smile solidified on my face.