My 1995 Small Farm

   Chapter 260 Fragrant Pastry, Tang Monk Meat

   "Really, don't fool around with Xiao Ming anymore, those wild eggs are stinky, what else are they baking, Xiao Ming has a stomachache after eating it, I'll see if your sister-in-law Yinhuan beats you up."

   When he arrived at the farm, Wang Susu frowned and scolded as he watched his sister lead the little fat man around to make a fire.

   Although the little boys in the village have all gone back to their homes for lunch, these two guys are still dishonest. They brought back the wild eggs left over from the pheasant coop in the school and said they would bake them.

   "Sister, you don't understand, these are fluffy eggs, they haven't hatched chicks, but they're not stinky." The little girl tilted her head, smiled, and took one to the back of the farm with the little fat man and started tinkering again.

   "A Ling, go take a look, how can you let them play around."

  Wang Susu said anxiously to Chen Ling as she hugged her son and couldn't control her sister.

Chen Ling was still talking to Liang Yuemin's family, leaning on a shovel standing by the canal watching the fish, when he heard his daughter-in-law calling him, he turned his head and smiled, "Don't care about them, don't let Dad get them both if they eat a bad stomach. Go to the county hospital to wash their bowels."

   The two little things who were having fun were stunned when they heard this, and they were stunned on the spot. Wang Zhenzhen stomped his feet in anger, his mouth pouted.

   "Brother-in-law, I spell it for you."

   She shouted angrily, put down the things in her hand, and ran over, obviously holding a stance to fight Chen Ling.

  Chen Ling laughed, stretched out her hand to hold her small head, and she couldn't reach her even with her teeth and claws.

   "Alright, alright, I won't tease you anymore, the weather is hot, you can bake and play with those fluffy eggs, but don't eat them by yourself, or you will eat your stomach, see if I take you to wash your intestines."

   "Father, mother..."

   The little girl had no choice but to ask Wang Cunye and the two for help.

   "Don't call us, just follow what your brother-in-law said. If you are so disobedient, your father won't care if you eat something bad, so he will take you to wash your intestines."

   Gao Xiulan glanced at her with a sullen face.

  Wang Zhenzhen was suddenly discouraged, turned around angrily and left: "You guys are really annoying."

   and then led the little fat man to continue to bake the two fluffy eggs.

The wild eggs are not big, and the fluffy eggs that haven’t hatched are even smaller. The two of them roasted them over and over again. Others advise them.

   In the end, he took it to feed the dog. He didn't even eat the little yellow dog. He ran to feed the Harrier. The Harrier proudly held out his chest and turned around, leaving them only a **** on the eagle pole, which made the adults laugh.

   But after the two little guys threw the scorched fluffy eggs among the chickens, they let the chickens peck.

   "Good guy, big chicken eats little chicken."

   Qin Rongxian and his wife were startled when they saw this scene.

   It was the first time they saw chickens eating their own kind.

   "This is normal. Some big roosters are so anxious that they can peck out the intestines of the same kind and eat them all."

  Chen Ling said.

   "Well, the chickens in our house are too wild. Recently, when I go to pick up eggs, I have to search all over the mountains and fields. These guys lay eggs in those horns and nooks. If there are dogs, it would be really hard to find them."

   Wang Cunye looked at his son-in-law at this moment and said, "Take care of things in the past two days. If you can't do it, you can build a few chicken coops everywhere, and let the chickens lay eggs in the coops. It's not a problem to lay eggs all day long."

   "Also, I've cleaned up these two days. There are so many stones outside, and the chicken coop is good."

   When the old man spoke up, Chen Ling naturally would not refuse to agree, and there is no need to say how wild the chickens in his house are now.

  When I lived in the village, these chickens were the tyrants that other turkeys dared not mess with.

   Now I run on the mountain all day, completely releasing my nature, it is really wilder than a pheasant.

  Led by several big roosters, they run farther and farther.

  There are dogs guarding them anyway, and they are not worried about being in danger.

  Some of the brave ones even took a detour from Beishan to Xishan to find food in the maple forest on Xishan.

  I wanted to lay eggs, so I just found some grass and laid the eggs.

Since then, it has been quite troublesome to pick up eggs. Although there are dogs with them to look for them, there will be no omissions, but these chickens are too good at picking places. They really just lay eggs where they hide and pick up eggs. Jin, it's so torturous.

   In such a situation, it is naturally better to build a few chicken coops.

   Since then, the chickens also have a fixed position for laying eggs, just pick up eggs from the chicken coop every day.

   Building a chicken coop is also very simple.

   Build a small nest with stones under the big tree, and spread some wheat straw or something.

   No matter how bad it is, it's not too much trouble to build a slate to shield the chicken from the wind and rain.

  There are two dogs, and Harrier is there, don’t worry about something wild coming down the mountain to steal eggs.

  When it is windy and rainy, the chickens do not have to run back to the chicken coop, and there is also a temporary shelter from the rain.

Good.

   As for letting the hens lay eggs in the new chicken coop, it is not difficult.

   is nothing more than putting a few "cave eggs" into the chicken coop.

   This is not very clever, as long as you have raised chickens in the countryside, you will know how to do it.

  Otherwise, before the hen lays eggs, when she sees that there are no eggs in the nest, she will know that her eggs have been taken, and will not lay eggs in this nest next time, and will choose a more concealed place.

   But as long as one or two eggs are left, or even two white ping pong balls, they will think that their eggs are not lost and will continue to lay eggs in this nest.

   This is the same with pheasants and ducks.

   They don't know how to count.

  It is only when the nest is empty that something is wrong.

   Therefore, if you find a pheasant nest or a wild duck nest in the reeds by the water, or somewhere on the fields and mountains, everyone will not clean the eggs inside, but leave two or three "cause eggs".

   can go and collect several times in a row.

   "Then what are you waiting for? Let's hurry up and build a house for the chicken. Uncle, I am the best at building houses. I built the stone houses where the little pigs from brother Liu Ni'er live..."

   After listening to what Chen Ling said, the little fat man raised his hand and shouted.

  Liang Yuemin glanced at his expressive son and said, "Go build a house for chickens if you want. We are all hungry and need to eat."

   "Huh? Then I'd better go after dinner."

  Little Fatty is very clever, when he heard that he was going to eat, he immediately changed his tone.

After hearing this, Chen Ling smiled and said: "It's just autumn, and the weather is still hot now. After the chicken coop is built, eggs can't be used to guide the nest eggs, otherwise they will be broken after more than a week. We will have to use eggs after eating later. Make some fake eggs in the shell and keep them for later."

   "Wow, fake eggs, I'm the best at making fake eggs, uncle, give it to me, I'll make you a beautiful one..."

   The little fat man didn't even know what fake eggs were, so he raised his hand and shouted immediately after hearing it.

   "Bah, who did you learn from, Xiao Ming, you can talk big."

  Liang Hongyu gave him a brain break when he said that.

   "That's right, this nonsense is coming, it's time to fight." Qin Rongxian also gave his grandson a brain break.

   The little fat man covered his head and laughed.

   Where is he talking big, he is clearly listening to it for fun and wants to take it all on himself.

   Had lunch.

  The crowd began to prepare to build a chicken coop.

   The chicken coop doesn't need to be too high, about 30 cm, that's when it's time to choose a location.

   On the mountain, you should choose a location with a gentle slope, so that when it rains, the chicken coop will not be flooded with accumulated water.

   I found a good spot on the mountain and built a row of chicken coops under the tree.

A few    scattered everywhere, crookedly, are the masterpieces of Wang Zhenzhen and Little Fatty.

  There are many people and great strength. At about 4 o'clock in the afternoon, the chicken coop is built, covered with wheat straw, and fake eggs are also put in it.

   "Xiao Ming, you always work at your uncle's house. Don't be afraid to come again in the future."

  Chen Ling watched the little fat man kneeling on the ground, playing with mud all over his body. His snot was almost flowing into his mouth, and he didn't even bother to wipe it, and he crawled around with the mud.

   "No, I like to help my uncle the most. You are welcome to call me, uncle."

   The little fat man shook his head, raised the mud in his hand and said, "Uncle, look, this is a pistol I made. When Rui Rui grows up, you can play it with him."

  Liu Yinhuan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and walked over to wipe his nose: "You call it a pistol, it's ugly, and those who don't know thought it was a puppy who pulled it."

   Qin Rongxian and the others also laughed at him.

  The family came to Chen Ling, and they were very happy every time. Even doing some work was like playing, full of fun.

   When it’s time to leave at night, I still don’t know what to do.

  Chen Ling asked them to stay at night, but he heard Liang Yuemin say that they are going to the village next. Since they have returned home, why should they go to Liu Yinhuan's house for two days.

   Let's wait until Zhao Dahai and the others come over.

  …

   It's just that before Zhao Dahai and the others came, all the reporters from the provincial and municipal stations arrived the next day.

  This guy is really slow.

   Even before Chen Ling had time to explore the reservoir at night, they came over.

   Come, come, anyway, even if they don't come, the deeds of the old turtle and the photos have long been spread.

   After all, there will always be someone with a camera among all the people who have come here these days.

   is just on TV now.

  Chen Ling said it doesn't matter and doesn't care.

   This incident was reported together with the unknown creatures in the reservoir, and it was nothing more than another unsolved mystery and legendary story about water monsters.

   When Wang Laishun came to call him, he was also very quick, changed into clean clothes and went, and led the two groups of reporters to stroll around the reservoir and it was over.

   is mainly to introduce how Lao turtle discovered it, which day, where, who saw it, and such questions.

After that, Chen Ling had nothing to do, so he chatted with some idlers on the dam and the small vendors who came to sell things here. After asking about the situation, he bought some melon seeds and watched the fun. .

   The rest of the reporters waited from morning to noon to take pictures of the garlic when they showed their traces.

   Except for the few with cameras, most of these reporters are young girls.

When I was shooting the old turtle, I shouted and yelled. After I finished shooting the old turtle, I saw that there were eel babies in the ditch, and there were a bunch of eel fry floating. kind of questioning.

  Why are the fry of this yellow eel black, why are so many of them gathered together, why are they hidden under the stones by the ditch...

   These young girls were really chatting endlessly, and Xiao Lizi didn't ask as many questions as they did. The quarrel made Chen Ling's forehead twitching and his head hurt.

   This is not the time for interviews, and he doesn’t need to be on camera.

  Chen Ling was too lazy to answer them any questions. He caught two or three half-sized boys from the roadside watching the fun and asked them to come and accompany these girls to play.

At the age of sixteen or seventeen, these half-children have not yet sought a wife, but almost all of them know a little about men and women. Previously, they had been in front of them and behind them, staring at these young and beautiful reporters, and they felt that they were beautiful and foreign. , reluctant to leave.

   Now, after being caught by Chen Ling, he immediately became nervous, his face was red and his ears were all red, and his tongue was tied in a knot, let alone talking to people, he didn't even have the guts to look up at them.

On the contrary, they made the female reporters laugh and laugh, and the **** men who were filming kindly comforted them not to be nervous. After a while, Chen Ling arrested a few half-sized boys, and they were more courageous. Push me and let go a little.

   They were nervous on the face, but they were secretly excited and happy, and they thanked Chen Ling for giving them the opportunity, and even praised him as a good person.

   Next, they replaced Chen Ling's work and led people around.

They are all male dolls who grew up in the village. Although there are hundreds of thousands of reasons for young reporters, the reasons for many situations cannot be explained, but most of them have seen and played with them. The performance of the competition was quite lively.

   just finished in the village, and turned outside the village, and it was inevitable to bring the topic back to Chen Ling.

   Especially female reporters from several provinces and Taiwan were very interested in him and kept asking questions.

   "Brother Fugui has already married, and this year he has a son. Well, I think about it, his baby seems to have been born in early June. It should be almost two months old now."

   A half-sized boy scratched his fingers and said.

   They still admire Chen Ling. They don't see him doing anything on purpose on weekdays, so the money is earned. In private, the elders say that people make money by playing.

   I heard that even raised dogs are being bought at sky-high prices.

   In the past, someone would give you 2,000 yuan for any two eels.

   In short, it’s awesome.

  It’s a pity that they don’t have that ability, so they can’t read or learn.

   "Ah? Brother Chen is married, I see him still so young..."

   A female reporter was talking, her face was full of disappointment.

   Let the female reporters in the market read it, and they all laughed secretly. They came to Chenwangzhuang last year, they knew Chen Ling, and they also bought wolf meat from his family.

   At this time, they all ridiculed the female reporter from Taiwan Province.

   Said she didn't have a crush on others.

   "Why do you like it? Even if you like it, it's useless, everyone has a son."

   The **** admitted it generously, but was very disappointed and pity, "Really, why are you getting married so early?"

Chen Ling's appearance is not bad. Although he dresses simply, he is white and clean, which is much cleaner than that of a farmer. With the sun and moon in his body, although his temperament is not outstanding, he has a quiet and natural taste. You will find that it is very comfortable to be with him.

   It is normal for young girls to look at him.

   "Huanhuan, look, there is another one just like you."

   "When you first came here last year, were you also crazy?"

   The reporter from the market made a joke about one of the girls.

   The other party was so frightened that he quickly waved his hand: "No, I don't, I'm going to get married at the end of the year, you can't talk nonsense."

A group of people laughed when they heard it. The reporter from the province and Taiwan heard them talking, and they asked about last year. I heard that there were wolves here, and that the Chen Ling family also had two very ferocious hunting dogs that could hunt wolves. Very excited.

   Even a few **** men were very interested.

   So they told half of the boys in the village to lead them to the Chen Ling family's farm. Anyway, it's the same wherever you go, so why can't you just pick a place that sounds fun?

   At this time, Chen Ling was taking advantage of the slightly cooler weather in the afternoon, with his father-in-law, thinning cabbage in the vegetable garden.

   Seeing this large group of reporters coming here, the whole person was stunned. He asked people to take them around, why did he find him here again?

  How did he know that if he didn't have a family now, he would soon become the sweet pastry in the eyes of these girls, Tang Seng's flesh.

   (end of this chapter)