My 1995 Small Farm

 It is inevitable that a tiger will attract attention, and Chen Ling has long been immune to it.

He has brought Ah Fu and Ah Shou out many times, and he doesn't care if people say that he deliberately brought the tiger out to show off his face and steal the limelight.

 He now feels that it is no different from walking a dog.

 Let people talk about it when they see it. He has experienced spreading rumors and has long since lost touch with it.

However, when Afu Ashou finished pooping and secretly buried it in the pit, he still noticed something that the crowd in the market was talking about.

 “A big tortoise has emerged from the tortoise city?”

The first thought that popped into Chen Ling's mind was: Garlic and the others are swimming over.

So he walked over with the two tigers and asked about the situation and the way.

The main road is occupied during a market in the town, and we have to see if it is smooth to go around outside the town and whether the tractor can handle it.

Those people saw him walking over.

No matter men, women, old or young, everyone was so excited that their eyes gleamed: "Are you Chen Fugui from Lingyun County?"

“It’s me, how is the road outside your town? Can the tractor pass it?”

"It's passable, but there's a section of the dirt road that has a lot of potholes. When it rains, it turns into a mud pit. It's difficult to walk on. Do you have a shovel? You have to come down and shovel twice, and put some shovelfuls of soil on it."

 “Take it, take it, thank you fellow countryman.”

 Chen Ling nodded. There were large shovels, small shovels, farm implements, various tools, and even guns and ammunition in the cave.

He also made a few homemade wild boar cannons, which are no less powerful than homemade hand grenades.

There is a fair in this town, and there are quite a few people coming to the market.

Chen Ling even saw a stall where monkeys were performing.

 At this time, the crowd gathered around him and looked at the two tigers behind him.

"Are you really Chen Fugui? Why don't you look like him?" A young man looked at the tiger curiously, looked at him again, and then bravely asked.

 “Huh? I don’t look like him?”

“It’s not like that. People say that Chen Fugui can fight leopards by himself, and can also tame tigers. He is tall and strong, and his arms are thicker than small trees. You are not like him.”

 It was actually because Chen Ling was too fair and gentle, not like the rumored man.

 This made Chen Ling a little confused.

"You are stupid, kid. There is a tiger behind me. Who else but Chen Fugui dares to lead the mountain king? He doesn't have the guts or the ability, you know!"

 An old man stared at him and scolded the young boy.

 Chen Ling laughed when he saw this, then took out a cigarette and handed it to the old man, spreading it around.

 It is common practice to come down and ask for directions or give someone a cigarette.

 But it is relatively rare for someone like Chen Ling to open a package and scatter it in a circle.

 After finishing one package, I took out another package.

 Chen Ling ordered some for the old man.

The old man suddenly felt his face light up.

No matter what he asked Latiao or the big **** in the **** city, he knew everything.

The rest of the people followed suit and shouted, scrambling for answers.

Of course, their eyes were inevitably focused on Ah Fu and Ah Shou, and they looked at it fiercely. None of them had ever seen a real tiger, and they wished they could see it all at once.

As for Ah Fu and Ah Shou, he is no longer afraid of being watched. He has developed this in the zoo.

The two of them are now focusing on the wisps of smoke exhaled from the mouths and noses of the group in front of them.

He raised his big head and sniffed hard.

 As if he wants to inhale all the second-hand smoke in front of him into his nose.

Chen Ling glanced at them and said nothing.

He had already discovered this bad thing about the two tigers.

They like to smell not only the smell of smoking, but also the smell of kitchen smoke and engine oil fumes.

Just like the old wild boar that often goes down the mountain to the village, when no one is paying attention, it likes to run behind cars and **** at the big chimney.

 At the very beginning, Chen Ling noticed the strange behavior of this wild boar when he returned to Hong Kong Island and sold cultural shirts.

Later on, Ah Fu and Ah Shou also had this habit.

 And very addictive.

He said it several times, but the two tigers didn't really listen. Mainly because they couldn't help themselves, so he didn't bother to care anymore.

At this time, onlookers on the streets of the town also discovered Afu Ashou’s behavior.

They did not think like the folks in Chenwangzhuang that the tiger was smelling them and wanted to eat them.

 They also saw two tigers puffing away at the smell of cigarette smoke.

They were all amazed.

 “Why does this tiger smoke?”

“Of course the King of the Mountain smokes. Have you never heard that there are many fairies in the mountains who take advantage of people to burn incense in the mountains and **** the smoke from the incense paper? If you smoke it, you will become a spirit!"

“Huh? Does this mean that the tiger will become a spirit..."

 Chen Ling was speechless as he listened to these shocking words.

 You can get everything done with the mountain spirits and ghosts, I’ve already figured it all out for you, right?

He just asked about that spicy guy, and also asked about that big bastard.

　　I know they are not the ones who are the ones with the same attitude.

The big old turtle in Chenwangzhuang is very famous. Many people in Wangba City have gone to see him and know him.

 You won’t be able to recognize the big tortoise when you see him.

But to be called a big tortoise and eye-catching, he is definitely not an ordinary thing.

 It is said to be larger than a millstone.

 Only two circles smaller than the big old turtle in Chenwangzhuang.

I don’t know if this is an exaggeration.

Chen Ling didn't want to chat with these people any more and wanted to go over there as soon as possible to see what was going on.

 Just wanted to leave.

There was a sharp scream from behind the crowd, followed by the sound of thunder, banging, banging, and various debris rolling to the ground.

“Ah! Get out of the way, the monkey is crazy, the monkey is crazy!”

　　“Get away, the monkey is scratching people!” 　　　Many people were shouting, holding children in their arms and running away in a panic.

 Chen Ling took a look and saw that the two monkeys led by the monkey charmer broke free from their chains and went crazy in the crowd, making a mess at the stalls on both sides of the road.

These two monkeys are one big and one small. I don’t know if they are a male and a female pair, or what they are.

At this time, two monkeys bared their yellow teeth, screamed and bit at people.

It looked like a frightened animal.

When Chen Ling saw that this was not possible, he hurriedly said to the two tigers with their raised ears: "Afu and Shou, go over and hold them down."

Afu and Ashou are different from dogs. If Heiwa and the others were here, they would have been ready to go.

They are typical of those who will look at everything with a relaxed and contemptuous attitude as long as Chen Ling and themselves are not threatened.

 So I just looked at the two noisy monkeys just to see the fun and wonder.

They became serious as soon as Chen Ling spoke.

They didn't even see any movement, and they didn't even have to duck to get out of the way of the crowd in front of them. They jumped and jumped through the gaps in the crowd without knowing how.

Almost in the blink of an eye, the two furry monkeys were pinned to the ground by Ah Fu and Ah Shou.

Then the two tigers each held the monkey's neck in their mouths, and the two big cats looked at Chen Ling with confused expressions on their faces.

 They don’t like to eat monkeys, so they don’t know whether they should bite them to death directly.

 Chen Ling hurried over and said, "Monkey charmer, where is the chain? Hurry up and tie your monkey up?"

The crowd exploded into an uproar, and they all said that it was the tiger who was more powerful.

Chen Ling knew that the monkey suddenly went crazy, maybe because he was frightened by Ah Fu and Ah Shou.

Thinking about it this way, they just buried two piles of feces and urine outside the town, and I don’t know if it will affect them.

Country people don't know how to say thank you. The monkey trickster was a tall, thin man with a blushing face. He took the chain, and after Chen Ling helped him tie the two monkeys, he kept saying nice things.

The two monkeys were indeed the same. After being tied up, they burrowed wildly under the monkey's crotch. Their bodies were trembling as if they were sifting through chaff, and they didn't even dare to look at Ah Fu and Ah Shou.

 After all, they are tame monkeys, different from bold and mischievous wild monkeys.

If it were a wild monkey, even if it was subdued once by Ah Fu Ah Shou, it would still show its teeth.

At this moment, a young man suddenly shouted: "Brother Fugui, let the tiger bow for us! The tiger you raise is majestic, much more beautiful than the monkey!"

“Yes, it looks much better, we’ll give you money!”

After saying that, someone picked up the gong that had just been knocked over by the monkey, grabbed a few cents and threw it in.

 Many people behind saw this and suddenly started making noises, scrambling to throw money inside.

Good guy, the men, women, and children going to the market, and the vendors selling things all crowded over and threw money into the gong. In the blink of an eye, the gong was full.

  To be precise, the coins are full and the paper money is full.

If it weren’t for the fact that the **** city guards the mining area, the people would be richer than those elsewhere.

 It can be seen from this aspect.

“Okay, okay, everyone, please don’t push forward. Don’t push forward. There are a lot of children here, and it’s easy for people to get into trouble if they are crowded. I’ll let the tiger bow to everyone.”

As soon as Chen Ling said these words, the crowd immediately fell silent.

 Many elderly people admired and said that Chen Fugui, a young man with benevolence and righteousness, was so noisy and still thinking about the villagers' babies.

 Chen Ling didn't know what to say, thinking that I really wanted to be less qualified, but there was no way, who would let everyone know me now?

Just now I asked for directions again, how dare I turn my face and deny the person.

 “Come on, Ah Fu Ah Shou, quickly bow to the villagers!”

Ah Fu and Ah Shou are good at making this gesture. As soon as Chen Ling spoke, they sat on the ground like two huge tabby cats, crossed their two fleshy front paws together, and raised their hands upright several times.

 The people were so excited that young people and children couldn't help shouting excitedly.

At this moment, the gong could no longer hold any money. In their excitement, they threw the money directly in front of Afu Ashou.

 Each of them was afraid of hitting the two tigers, so each one did it lightly, skillfully and cautiously.

A Fu A Shou is undoubtedly very smart. Feeling the kindness of people, he suddenly stood up straight, standing upright, scratching his two front paws non-stop, and moaning in his mouth.

 This is actually something I learned from Ruirui.

Ruirui often shows his teeth and claws, runs and screams, and plays with the children in the village.

 He is pretending to be a tiger.

Afu and Ashou didn’t know what it was doing. They just thought it was fun and followed it.

 The two tigers are now the same age as domestic kittens and puppies. They are at the age where they like to play with little babies. In addition, they are smart and can learn many things instantly.

  It’s not like he imitated Ruirui’s movements in a decent way.

 The sudden movements of the two tigers naturally brought people a big surprise.

 Everyone spontaneously applauded, cheered and threw money.

There was also a wealthy man who threw in several ten-yuan bills, and his enthusiasm was terrifying.

Afu and Ashou also like to be praised by others, especially praise, so they become more and more enthusiastic.

 Chen Ling was a little worried about them, thinking that it would never be finished, and it would be noon soon.

They were both very happy.

There are indeed very few recreational activities in the countryside these days. It can be said to be pitiful.

 Singing tricks and playing monkeys are all the same old tricks.

 Which tiger makes people feel exciting, novel and enjoyable?

So it was quite lively.

 Afu and Ashou lost a lot of money.

The monkey juggler was trying his best to help Chen Ling pick it up. He seemed to realize that Chen Ling was embarrassed to ask for the money, so he told him that this kind of money is what people are willing to give, so it is better to collect this kind of money.

 Chen Ling really didn’t want it too much at first. It was difficult to hold so much small money.

 But seeing Ah Fu and Ah Shou looking very accomplished.

The monkey charmer said the same thing.

 He changed his mind and accepted the money.

 It's just that we still divided the 100 from the monkey trick.

The monkey man pushed and pushed him, but he refused to take it. In the end, he only agreed to take twenty. His monkey almost hurt someone. If Chen Ling hadn't brought the tiger to help subdue him, he wouldn't have made money today, and he would have been able to walk safely. I dare not say it. No one with any conscience would want Chen Ling's money.

“I heard that you also built a temple in Chenwangzhuang?”

"Yes, the seventh day of July every year is followed by two days..."

“Okay, let’s go to your village to play monkeys and celebrate the New Year.” (End of chapter)