My 1995 Small Farm

 Chapter 710 Weird things happen again

 The departure of these people from CCTV did not attract much attention in the village.

It was two other rumors the next day that caused the villagers to talk about it early in the morning.

 One thing is from Taoshugou.

　　It is about Chen Baoshuan whose uncle was bitten by a wild dog. After his death, his aunt felt bad every day.

You Qi's daughter-in-law took all the money, and his aunt would quarrel with her from time to time.

 After the quarrel, I went to my wife’s grave to cry, saying that my son and daughter-in-law were working together to bully me, and that I didn’t want to live anymore, so I asked my wife to take her away too.

 In half a month, I went three or four times in a row.

Just last night, the old lady was fine and died of illness while sleeping.

People say that the old lady often went to the grave to cry and asked the old man to take her away. The old man heard her and took her there.

This morning when the people from Taoshugou came to call Chen Baoshuan, everyone didn’t know what was going on.

There are few things and few people in contact with. They only stay in their own small villages, and many people only care about trivial things.

“Yes, my house is next to the branch secretary’s house. If I want to go there, I have to go to that **** **** Liang Guizhen first.”

 Didn’t I say that this place is a paradise, suitable for vacation and retirement? There are so many gods and monsters!

"Then...it's okay then. Donkey-headed wolves are all bad guys. If you want to come to our village, you should first look for Mr. Wang and the others."

 The second thing.

Relying on the convenience of the tofu shop, they used tofu skin to make spicy strips and made a lot of money due to the large shipment volume.

 Actually, this is what the countryside is like.

 This matter was told by an old man who came to the village to play cotton in the morning.

"This donkey-headed wolf first made trouble in Changle Township, and now it has come to the county. This monster is getting closer and closer. Will it come to our village in the future?"

 So I felt a little scared.

 They were panicked.

 They don’t think they are bad people.

 Why did he suddenly come to ask for tiger urine?

 Damn it, how much does Ah Fu and Ah Shou pee in a day? How can it be enough for you to share?

 The living were taken away by the dead?

Then the more I thought about it, the more angry I became, so I ran to the grave to cry.

 This small tofu shop has been quite profitable recently.

Looking at the footprints left behind, they were as big as the mouth of a bowl. Many people speculated that they were the donkey-headed wolf that had caused trouble in Changle Township.

 After cursing a lot, I was no longer afraid.

It was also the adults over there who sent their children to school and chatted about it, and then the news spread.

 A monster? Donkey-headed wolf?

To be honest, they are superstitious and fear ghosts and gods in those two places, but they have never seen such real weird things happening around them...

The villagers didn’t even drink much of the thick porridge they had prepared for breakfast. When they heard someone outside asking Chen Ling to ask for tiger urine to ward off evil spirits, they quickly called their friends and the two groups got together and rushed towards the farm outside the village.

 It made many villagers worried.

Who would have thought that just when I was about to work hard to make money, the tofu shop was destroyed by monsters.

The villagers were holding rice bowls in front of Cui Laizi's house. They talked to each other, from fear at first to lively discussion later.

But the commotion in the morning caused friends on Bay Island and Hong Kong Island to fall into deep self-doubt...

 Say when the donkey-headed wolf is coming, go to their house first.

“Didn’t Fugui say that the tiger was about to be sent away? The zoo kept urging him every day, but he couldn’t pretend not to know. If he kept asking people to pick him up, he couldn’t pretend any longer.”

 Being turned upside down.

 They are not afraid of this.

After having an argument with my daughter-in-law, I could hold the matter in my mind for ten and a half days, going over it over and over again, thinking about how my daughter-in-law quarreled with me, how she scolded me, and how I would scold him back next time.

 Especially women, like Aunt Chen Baoshuan.

 Chen Ling was also puzzled.

 After all, people who make tofu can endure hardships. Most people may be exhausted after making some spicy strips in two days, and they still can't stand it.

The level of absurdity is no less than that in his previous life on a certain treasure platform, someone bought cow tears to open the yin and yang eyes, hoping to see ghosts, and compete with the one who had it.

Happily, he said he would drive out the tractor and go to Huangni Town to find Han Chuang, and this group of people came.

I heard people say it is a small tofu shop.

It was no different here in Chenwangzhuang. The villagers enthusiastically killed all their enemies.

He enjoyed eating dumplings yesterday and slept comfortably at night.

 Even the small villages near the county are also plagued by monsters.

Isn’t that little Japanese talking nonsense?

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid. Rich families have tigers. If you have a tiger, you won't be afraid of monsters..."

 Things that delay him too much.

 The old man from Youwandao shouted: "Boss Xiao Chen, we don't have any today. We can come back tomorrow. You can keep it for us and we can buy it with our money."

 “Tiger nails, tiger hair will also work.”

 Chen Ling was speechless. Are you guys going to tear down Ah Fu and Ah Shou? So he said, "I don't want your money. I'll get you some tiger hairs."

With that said, he called over the two tigers who were following Gao Xiulan to pick up eggs on the hillside. I pulled a few strands of hair from my body and gave them to them.

 Afu and Ashou's hair loss is not very serious, also because it is not cold this winter, otherwise they will shed less.

"No, you have to give me money. You have to give me money for this matter. I'm asking you to take this tiger hair back, so you have to be willing to do so."

 The old men in Wan Island are more superstitious than the people in the mountains here.

Hong Kong Island people also nodded vigorously in agreement.

The people from the county who came to ask for tiger urine thought the same thing. They wanted to pray for the turtle king but also spend money to buy meat, so they took out the money and gave it to Chen Ling, then took out a red cloth and wrapped the tiger fur carefully. Stuff it into your pocket.

 Chen Ling was stunned and shocked: "Fuck, there's still red cloth, are you serious?"

At the same time, he looked at the man who came from the county town with a look of disbelief on his face. Forget about the tiger hair, he wanted tiger urine when he first came here. What do you do with this red cloth?

Compatriots in the two places slapped their foreheads when they saw the red cloth: "Oh, we didn't bring any red cloth. We will go to the county town to buy it later."

“Huh? I forgot that Boss Chen’s family also keeps a white buffalo. This white buffalo can also ward off evil spirits. A buffalo, called a water buffalo, must urinate a lot.” A slightly younger man on the Bay Island side lit up.

 Chen Ling almost fainted after hearing this.

 Damn it, everything in my house can ward off evil spirits? How about you see if I can ward off evil spirits?

 Fortunately, they had a dispute with each other about the little white cow, so they didn’t say much.

 After the few people in the county town left in a hurry.

 Friends from both places looked around the livestock pen and were reluctant to leave.

There are cute and beautiful buffaloes, one big and one small, cute sika deer and little muntjacs, extraordinary green horses, pheasants and wild ducks mixed in with the chickens and ducks, and wild geese wagging their buttocks walking around the ditch. …

At the gate of the farm, there was a little kid waving a small whip and running around in circles with two big tigers being chased by a pack of dogs.

I really can’t imagine how beautiful this would be if we came here in spring.

 “Tsk, that’s funny, these two tigers are actually afraid of dogs?”

 “It’s not that it’s afraid of dogs, it’s obviously that it’s afraid of children! This tiger is sensible and understanding of human nature, and knows that children are their little masters!”

“Yes, the villagers have said that they were also afraid of these two tigers at first.”

“Eh? Did you notice that these two tigers look a little different from when we saw them yesterday?”

“Well...when you say it, it seems like it’s true that one face is a bit chubby, while the other face is very delicate..."

 “Boss Xiao Chen, is that so?”

 Chen Ling was inspecting the wings of the geese in front of them. Hearing this, he replied: "Yes, the one with the fat face is the male tiger Ah Shou, and the one with the thin and delicate face is the female tiger Ah Fu...

In fact, you can also look at the ears. The ones with more hair inside the ears, that is, the insides of the auricles, are male tigers, A Shou, and those with less hair are female tigers, A Fu. "

"Huh? Why are male tigers fatter than female tigers? Are male tigers better at catching prey and eating more? I heard that you often put them into the mountains and let them hunt by themselves?"

“Yes, wouldn’t a tigress be a little fatter?”

　　　…”

Chen Ling raised his head and asked, "Have you never raised a cat?"

 “Have raised it!”

“This tiger is like a cat in some aspects. The male face is prone to gills, is fat, and has a large face plate. This is a characteristic of many male cats...

 Perhaps to look more majestic.

 Females, if they are fat, are also fat in body. Compared with male tigers, their faces are mostly not fat. "

 Chen Ling’s explanation is not correct but not correct.

 Because the main difference between Ah Fu and Ah Shou is that Ah Shou is really lazy, he is very excited when playing, and he is also very active in hunting in the mountains.

But as long as it is not hungry, it is too lazy to move. When it goes out, it will be sticky next to Chen Ling. It wishes Chen Ling could carry it on his back. It will be comfortable without moving and keep its majestic face.

The person who was raised has a lazy body, and his face is naturally fat.

“It’s like this. Boss Xiao Chen knows a lot. Are you a college student?”

“No, I dropped out of high school before graduating.”

“Huh? No wonder, no wonder people say that mainland China’s academic qualifications are so valuable and high school students are so good! I thought it was just bragging...”

Chen Ling listened to their words and was amazed without explaining.

“Rui Rui, go back quickly and tell mom that dad is going to Uncle Han Chuang’s house and will be back soon.”

 Chen Ling shouted to the brat with the dog and the tiger. As soon as the brat heard this, he turned around and ran home, calling his mother as he ran.

Such a child, if you let him go home, he will definitely not go back obediently. If you give him some small tasks, he will be extremely happy.

“Lingzi, let me go too. The long bamboo poles are difficult to load into the car.”

Wang Qingzhong pushed the car out. He wanted to go back to Fenglei Town today. He saw the sun came out and it should be a sunny day today.

Thinking of Chen Ling’s need to pull two carts of bamboo poles, he asked quickly.

"It's okay. I can do it alone. I can just call Chuangzi and others for help when the time comes."

 Chen Ling smiled: "Second brother, stop riding your bike and ride a motorcycle. Don't you still have to pick up Xiaodong and Tongtong?"

Wang Qingzhong shook his head: "It still doesn't work. I heard that there have been a lot of robberies recently, so I won't pick them up yet... I thought that when you are free one day, we two brothers can go over and pick them up and play with them for two days."

When friends from Hong Kong and Taiwan heard about this, they immediately shouted to Chen Ling: "Boss Chen, why don't you bring us some red cloth when you come back? We don't dare to go out..."

 Chen Ling: “…”

 (End of this chapter)