My alternative life

That's right. The place I'm looking for is a shop for people.

In addition to snack shops and fruit, tonic and flower shops, drugstores and these special funeral shops are also the most prosperous.

All over the country, this kind of white shop is called differently.

For example, in T City, there are jade Buddha palace, funeral agency and Shouyi restaurant.

And in Shanxi, this kind of place is often called Yinyang shop, funeral parlor or white shop.

I didn't look for any famous stores. I didn't come here because I knew very well that I had a lot of experience in doing such things at the Fourth Military Medical University, a Shouyi shop or a white matter stall in Subian. I didn't need to ask them to make a long list every minute.

My voice was so loud that several people burst out of the stall and glared at each other. It was like a big deal coming. I was so excited!

First, a fat woman in her forties, with a louder voice than me, met me and Mo Zhi and cried out, "boy, who's tearing at home?"

I glared at each other, "grass, what's at home? Everyone in the family is healthy. There's nothing wrong with it."

"Then?"

Fat women look at me, and see Mo Zhi dance, seems to want to ask.

Zhi dance quickly shook her head with a smile, even waved her hand, "sister, my family is OK, completely, at all, OK!"

As a result, the other party looked at us as if they were in the ghost. Until we put the Moby bike away and came over, we asked, "man, why do you hiss?"? What wreaths are you going to prepare? For whom? "

I put my hands into my pocket and asked, "sister-in-law, don't ask so many questions. I'm prepared for a friend. People have money, are rich, and want so many things. I'm afraid you can't prepare them!"

The fat lady's eyes were blue when she heard it.

If you do this kind of thing, you are not afraid to meet a rich man. The more such a man is, the more he is not afraid to spend money. The more he loses his money, the better he will be.

In particular, many business people pay special attention to the process of the death of the elderly at home and the Fengshui Bureau of ancestral graves. Believe this!

As a result, many people spend hundreds of thousands and millions of money on a funeral, together with the funeral money to buy Fengshui Baodi Dianxue for burial.

I sneer, heart way, the other party at first may see us as such a rich sheep, feel that there is a big business to come, later see me and Mo Zhi dance denied, it seems very at a loss, some unknown.

I said solemnly, "first of all, me and I My daughter-in-law's home is all right. She's all right. Don't think about us! "

"That's, that's..."

"Secondly, I want to order at least 50 wreaths and 20 baskets, and send them to Qianxian county at noon tomorrow. Do you have the ability?"

On hearing this, the other side was embarrassed and said, "Fifty wreaths and twenty baskets are OK, but time is a little tight."

"That's impossible? We can't do it. We'll find someone else! "

"Yes! It has to be

The fat lady was in a hurry. She put out her hand to stop me and said, "guys, don't say fifty, even five hundred. I can deliver them to you on time tomorrow But now it's too late, no one can prepare so many things. We must take the goods from other families... "

As soon as I heard it, I knew what the other party wanted to say. I sneered, "you can do it. Money is not a problem. I'll offer you a one-stop service at twice the market price. You can do it. I just look at the results and ignore the process!"

"Yes The fat woman thought about it and said, "man, what do you want to do with other services?"

"I don't understand that, elder sister. Tell me about it."

"First of all, is the shroud ready?"

"No Well, prepare 15 sets, no, 20 sets of birthday clothes, all inside and outside! "

"Ah?"

Now, not only the fat women, but also the rest of the men are stupid.

I'm afraid they've been working for so long, and they haven't gone through the process of preparing 20 sets of birthday clothes at one time and conducting a funeral for 20 people.

"Why, is it difficult?"

"Yes Ah, no, no problem! "

A few people in the stall looked at each other. The fat woman gritted her teeth and said, "guys, so many things are prepared overnight, and they have to be sent to Qianxian County tomorrow. I don't want to ask you for all the expenses. You first give me half of the deposit, and then you start to give 30% of your friends' funerals, and finally you make up the whole money. How about that? ”

I asked, "elder sister, you can estimate that the suona team will make 50 people to be filial sons and grandchildren, and dozens of monks and Taoists, as well as those who hold pots, throw bowls and carry coffins Anyway, how much does it all cost? "

"What about the golden girl, the paper man, the paper horse?"

"Yes, it's all set. As long as you've done it, you'll want anything!"

Several people asked us to go in and sit down. They said it was a big business. We should make a good sum up. Let me sit down with Mo Zhi dance for a while.This kind of place is quite exclusive to me. How can I get into it without any trouble?

So refuse each other's kindness, and Mo Zhi dance far away, across the street, in the tree across the road smoking gossip.

I just point on a white jiaozi, Mo Zhi dance then pull me to ask, "brother Feng, you Do you really want to send a wreath to Qiantong water treatment group? This Brother Feng, I can't believe it. I feel like I'm dreaming! "

Even Mo Zhi dance, who often carries out some incredible and extremely difficult tasks, says like this. It can be seen that my idea is so unconstrained that I'm afraid it hasn't appeared in the world for many years?

Maybe only when the whole village was plagued or a certain family was killed by enemies before liberation could dozens of people die at one time, and the local folk custom should be adopted to organize a collective funeral. Therefore, my wonderful idea really shocked the "industry experts" of Mozhi dance and Baishi stall.

I smile, "Zhi dance, not I give ya a wreath, but for their Qiantong water treatment group R & D center to send a luxurious collective funeral, from the first link to the last step, everything, do everything possible, all kinds of perfection!"

Listen to me describe funny, Mo Zhi dance puffed laugh, reached out to pound me a punch, said, "brother Feng, really have you, this method can also come up with? Hee hee, people are looking forward to it at the moment. I'm thinking that even if we make up our mind to keep a low profile and hide from us, I'm afraid we can't stand it this time? If the turtles are to be taken for granted, they will not be able to live in the mountains, streams or even the western provinces in the future even if they escape the disaster. "

I smile, "Zhi dance, well said, you remind me, shrink head turtle! Hei hei, I'll ask fat sister to prepare ten Zhang white silk for them in a moment. On it, I'll write a few words "turtle with shrunken head" ten times. It's full! I'll see if yaqiantong water treatment group can swallow this breath and eat this dumb lose