My alternative life

In a flash, the sky shaking suona sounded in front of the gate of Qiantong water treatment research and development center. With the sound of gongs and drums, a large group of filial sons and grandchildren began to cry.

Mo Zhi and I looked at each other and were startled.

I didn't expect that fat sister made such a stir in this collective funeral.

Even though Mo Zhi and I are not far away, we are already shoulder to shoulder, but if we want to hear each other clearly, we must enlarge our voice.

"Brother Feng ~ ~" Zhi Wu called to me, "you people in Xijing are so earth shaking when you do funerals. Look at those guys of fat sister, they are crying so sad, just like they really died."

I smile bitterly and yell in response to each other, "Zhiwu, when my grandfather died, I went home to mourn. He is a famous Chinese medicine doctor in all the villages. Many of his relatives came to mourn that day, almost hundreds of them, but the news is far less than now I have to admit that professional is professional. When I went to my grandfather's funeral, I cried quickly and lost my breath. I almost didn't die, but I couldn't cry like this. "

"Yes, it's amazing. I guess it's almost noise, isn't it? Fortunately, this place belongs to the edge of the industrial park, otherwise it will definitely affect people's life. "

Mo Zhi dance and I watched it as if we were watching a monkey play.

Fat sister, her husband's second elder brother, her uncle's third son, and a group of filial sons and virtuous grandchildren who were hired with money, followed the suona team one by one, and finally some monks and Taoists who passed the dead. Of course, they were all fake. They were chanting words and didn't know what they were talking about.

Some people sprinkle white paper flowers and money, and some people throw bowls. (in Xijing, when the old man dies, the younger generation needs to throw bowls or pots. If the son of a son or grandson is not around, it is the daughter and granddaughter who do it, implying that the old man will go well all the way.)

Then, fat sister's friends began to order paper man, paper horse, TV washing machine, gold foil, silver ingot, and all kinds of money.

Soon, the smoke billowed, and the flower baskets and wreaths were put into the fire one by one. In front of the gate of Qiantong water treatment research and development center, it was like a fire. Ten meters away, the people were so beautiful that they could not see clearly.

Mo Zhi and I started to step back. My mobile phone rang like crazy. I got through. It was brother Zhang with big beard.

"Brother, crouching trough, such a big movement, is it so special that we are going to set off firecrackers? I can tell you, fireworks and firecrackers are not allowed to set off now... "

Before brother Zhang's words came down, a hundred thousand thunder electric light cannons were already ringing. I couldn't hear what he was shouting at me on the phone.

This beard panic, push away the police cars, with a few police officers rolling towards us, while waving and shouting.

I went up, and brother Zhang pulled up my sleeve. "Grass, you didn't tell me about the whole thing. It's so special. I thought I had a gun fight with a robber. When the fire came, I couldn't make it."

I couldn't answer. I thought, brother, I didn't know it would be like this. It seems that fat sister-in-law didn't deal with me recklessly, and took money to relieve the disaster for others. She didn't care how big she was when the living dead died.

With a sad face, I asked, "what should I do? I can't abandon the ego to achieve the ego. Can I go up and put out firecrackers by myself? Now it's released. Just let it go. Don't murmur. As long as it doesn't kill people, the big basket won't let Lao Zhang take the lead. "

Brother Zhang is about to cry. His face is even worse than mine. He keeps smoking, but he can't say a word.

He must also understand that it's no use cursing me now. He can only let it go until the firecrackers are finished.

Crying, suona, singing, firecrackers, there are all kinds of sounds I can't understand, which make a mess of porridge, and the empty space surrounded by the Baishi stall is filled with smoke and ghosts.

By this time, Li Kan's car had arrived at the scene, and all kinds of media reporters on the car rushed down from the top. All kinds of high-end cameras, like long guns and short cannons, pointed here, some people rushed to our neighborhood, and some people even started shooting from a distance.

Seeing me standing together with brother Zhang and Mo Zhi dance, Li Kan ran to us quickly. In less than two minutes, he was panting, thrusting his waist and shouting, "Xiaojiang, Lao Zhang ~ ~ ~ I'll go. How can you do it ahead of time? Damn it, I don't know. After waiting for our media friends for a while, I'm afraid the effect is not so good

"What a fart

The big beard was a little stiff and calm. "You've had enough trouble. Pat your ass and go, but where's my old Zhang? how? We are police officers who come out of the scene in uniform. We can't help but watch you monkey around like this. As long as you want to deal with me, you can catch countless pigtails every minute! "

Li Kan and I looked at each other and laughed. We knew that Lao Zhang was really worried.

Dozens of media reporters have chosen their own angles to start shooting, and even some people want to come and let us go. Of course, they were stopped by Li Kan's men.

The three smoked, but they didn't care to talk. They just watched the performance of fat sister-in-law and others.All of a sudden, the reporter around began to shout, "search wolf started live, look."

"The old wave also began to live, hey hey, if you can go to such as chili pepper, whale fight's online Red studio, and broadcast this scene through online red, the effect will be absolutely shocking!"

"Yes, I'll contact several major live broadcasting platforms now to see if I can join Chen moti's live broadcasting room..."

I was dumbfounded, and Li Kan was a little stunned. He seemed to think that the news was really big.

But I don't understand one thing. As time goes on, I feel more and more nervous.

Qiantong water treatment R & D center, why hasn't anyone come out yet?

What about the security team?

What about the leadership of the company?

Even the porter is missing. He has to get the heavy iron gate and close it tightly. It's like a natural moat between life and death, blocking the two opposite sides inside and outside the door.

At this time, fat sister-in-law ran to me, but she didn't care about big beard and Li Kan. Her nose was full of sweat and her temples were full of sweat. She yelled to me, "man, what's next? Your enemies don't even fart and ghosts don't come out. We have to know who is the main one when we send the dead to mourn, right

I have a way of knitting. I don't know what to do.

The strange attitude of Qiantong was completely beyond my expectation.

Don't you think it's time for me to swallow the wreath?

So he said, "sister-in-law, why do you ask me? I know a fart! You can continue according to the normal process, delay for a long time, pay attention to your safety, and don't hurt yourself. "

"OK," said the fat sister, when she saw me make a statement, "is that the next step?"

"Yes Sister in law, what's next? "

"The coffin carrying parade, first in front of the gate of the open space, and then there is no one, let's circle around their factory, one circle is not enough for two circles, not enough for three circles and five circles, until these counsellors come out In a word, my sister-in-law won't make your money in vain. We have a lot to do, too! "