My alternative life

Listen to smoke shout, I turned white this wench one eye, mouth hummed a, "virtue, smoke, as you look like, want chest no chest, want buttocks no buttocks, I eat your tofu?"? What do you think? "

Ruyan suddenly became angry and shook his head and yelled at me, "asshole, what are you talking about? You say who has no chest and no bottom

"Say who knows."

I turned around, but I felt the wind blowing behind me, pillows, quilts, coats, one by one hit on my back, not to mention, pretty good.

I laughed and raised my hand to turn on the bedroom light. "Come on, don't make trouble. It's time for us to go to work."

"What's going on?" Smoke Leng for a while, asked me, "you mean, continue to trial the prisoners?"

"Yes, continue to chat with ya."

"But I haven't eaten yet. I haven't touched a grain of rice all day. I'm starving to death."

"Ha ha, it's OK. Let's go to the pre-trial room to have a box lunch. Two for one, that's enough."

So, at my insistence, Liu Ruyan and I didn't really take the time to eat out. After a simple wash, we went straight to Zhengzhou Municipal Bureau.

Qiao Chu and other members of the ad hoc group did not leave, and they still discussed the interrogation methods in the conference room.

Seeing me coming in, Qiao Chu immediately asked, "Xiaojiang, how's your rest? Are you still used to sleeping? "

"It's OK. It's over."

I smile, "is hungry to only before and after two skin."

"Ah? Haven't you eaten yet? Then, hurry to prepare some rice for Xiaojiang and Xiaoliu, or go to the nearby restaurant to fry some dishes. "

"Don't bother. If there are leftovers in the municipal canteen, give us two. If not, order takeout."

"Forget it, I'll arrange it."

After finishing the meal, Qiao Chu asked me, "Xiaojiang, what are you going to do next?"

"It's the same as in the morning," I answered, asking Joe, "by the way, have you swam back? Is it still in the pre-trial room? "

"Yes, you didn't let us go. Who dares to let us swim back? The goods are still in the pre-trial room. Even after sitting all day, our faces are getting worse."

"OK, no problem!"

I said immediately, "let's go, continue to swim, Joe's office. I think you can go home tonight. It's not the right time. I don't think this guy will give up right away."

"Well, you're going to try it like this Does it make sense? " People don't understand. Maybe my interrogation plan is too wonderful.

"Of course, it makes sense. Hehe, I have said that we are engaged in psychology, and our starting point is different from you! Come on, look at me

Then, Liu Ruyan and I went back to the pre-trial room again, and Qiao Chu and Li Ting did not leave. They continued to stay in the next room, watching me ask the case through the one-way glass.

"Swim, have you eaten yet?"

As soon as I saw him, he seemed to be moved and cried out, "Comrade Jiang, what are you doing here? Throw me here alone, let me back or not, and don't ask about the case This is not to suffocate people alive! I protest. This is soft violence. "

"Ha ha, what nonsense!"

I handed Youdong a piece of baijiaozi, ordered it for him like this morning, and said, "Youdong, let's go on."

"What goes on? Comrade Jiang, don't you even believe me as a psychologist? Do you have to break me into a psycho to be happy

"It's nothing!"

I shook my head, "we are in line with the strategy of seeking truth from facts to cure the disease and save people, we will not wrongly a good person, and we will not let a bad person go! You can rest assured that the diagnosis of mental illness is a very complicated and relatively long process. You can cooperate well. I try to shorten the process and draw a conclusion as soon as possible whether you have mental hazards. "

"Well Well, anyway, the final result is that I'm in a normal state of mind. I've already said that I didn't violate the law at all. How many times do you ask

"Well, let's start."

This time, I took a prop out of my suitcase.

"These are two wobbling metal balls. Do you think they look like pendulums?"

"Yes, but there is only one pendulum, not two!"

"That's why I asked you" like it or not "instead of" yes or no. "

"Comrade Jiang, what do you mean by this?"

"It's a common tool for hypnosis, but I improved it from pendulum hypnosis to collision hypnosis."

"Ah? You Is this to hypnotize me? "

"It's OK. Relax," I said with a smile. "It's just an experiment."

So, Liu Ruyan was very interested, swimming suspiciously, watching me fiddle with the two balls.

I explained, "according to the principle of physics, energy can be transferred. That is to say, if there is no air resistance and other consumption, I put a ball flat, let go and fall, hit another ball, it will bounce up the same height in the other direction, you see..."

Said, I will be a collision ball pulled to the horizontal position, the right direction, gently let go.It turned out to be no surprise that the ball hit the other side of the ball, hitting it directly and bouncing to a horizontal position in almost opposite directions.

Then, the ball also fell, hit the ball that had stopped before, hit it up

Therefore, after more than ten collisions, the position of the steel ball can no longer reach the horizontal direction, and there is a small angle tilt.

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Three people stare at, good long time, swim to ask me, "Comrade Jiang, you this is I don't feel hypnotized, either

"If you don't, it means you're in good spirits."

Immediately, these two guys looked at me as if they were monsters. It seemed that Jiang Feng was a psychopath.

Then, I did balance beam experiment, eye test and three-dimensional pattern recognition for swimming.

Swimming performance is very normal, and even test results are very good, it seems that this guy not only has no mental problems, but also has a high IQ.

After nearly two hours of tossing, I said, "OK, that's all for today. Let's continue tomorrow. Swimming, you're tired. Go back and have a good rest. We'll talk about other things tomorrow. "

After hearing this, he looked at me and asked, "Comrade Jiang, when will you come tomorrow? Can you come earlier? I'm not happy with this way of interrogation. I'm looking forward to it. "

"When you play with your children, you must never have the patience to play with them, do you?" I asked.

Swimming on some embarrassed, drooping his head, "usually not busy, where have time to play these? Now Hehe, it's better to do the experiment with Comrade Hejiang. "

"OK, that's it. See you tomorrow."

Liu Ruyan and I came out. Qiao Chu looked depressed and asked me, "Xiaojiang, this It's like That Isn't that a joke? "

"It's said that there won't be any result tonight. Let's go back and have a rest first. You won't listen to me. Hehe, now you know that I'm not cheating?"

Everyone glared at me together. For a long time, Wang Jian, deputy leader of Zhengzhou criminal police team, said, "Xiaojiang, I'm convinced. You're cruel enough. You people who are engaged in psychology are playing senior level!"