My alternative life

I yelled very suddenly, which attracted people's attention.

The tiger is at a loss, as if the boy's head is not smart enough, so others are looking at his chest, but the tiger is still shouting, waving his fist at me.

I smile, smile, smile, laugh, laugh!

Laughing back and forth, almost tearing the vocal cord.

There was something strange in the way that liekan and others looked at the tiger, as if they were struggling with some emotion.

Finally, "poof ~ ~"

some people couldn't help laughing first, so they laughed like they were infected with the laughing virus.

Even Li Kan couldn't hold back. He couldn't hold his breath. He covered his stomach and squatted on the ground. He couldn't stand.

The tiger was stunned. He looked at me and Li Kan and other drinkers, and finally looked down at his chest

There, on his left and right chest, on the clean white T-shirt, I drew two ellipses with the ash on the sole!

These two circles are the masterpieces of my wrists shaking when I withdraw my feet without the tiger's knowledge!

In particular, the two irregular ellipses directly encircle the two bulges on the left and right chests of the tiger. The cliff has a finishing effect.

It's a pity that my sister's tiger is an old man with a handle like a fake bag. If I change to a beautiful woman like Lan Lan, Mo Zhi Wu and Hong Lei The picture is too beautiful to watch!

At the end of the day, I was a little silly. I don't know how they couldn't stop their posture.

The tiger's face, blue and white for a while, finally turned red.

At this time, if he still doesn't understand that he is far away from me, and he wants to continue to fight with me, I can only say - you tiger, you're out of your mind!

"Ha ha, Jiang, Jiang Feng, ha ha, you are so good..."

Li Kan covered his stomach and pointed at me with a smile. "You're a real loser!"

I thought, I Jiangfeng this also called not to lose? I'm going to eat shit. OK.

The tiger drooped, like a paper tiger, and lost his energy. Li Kan pulled us into the bar one by one.

"Come on, drink! No one is allowed to talk about what happened just now. No one is allowed to talk about it again. I'm going to have a fight with him! "

It's just that when Li Kan said this sentence, he didn't mean to turn his face with others? It's all a forced smile.

When everyone sat down, I asked Li Kan, "brother Li, how can you be happy here?"

"Look what you said

Li Kan was not satisfied. "Why can't I have a drink with my brothers? Do you think I belong to that kind of antiquity that doesn't eat fireworks? "

"Well, brother Li, I'm wrong A pot of wine in Huajian I raise my glass and signal the tiger to do it!

"Hum, no blind date when drinking alone." The tiger smothered and drank it all.

Yo, I didn't expect that tiger is not beautiful, even looks a little rough, but it's still a Wenqing. Hehe, I like it.

"Ha ha, raise a glass to invite Mingyue, and make three people to the shadow!"

Li Kan laughs, "well, apart from the absence of a bright moon, Shixian's poem" drinking alone under the moon "is really a response to Jinger!"

As a result, the atmosphere on the wine table began to ease, and then cheerful, and finally cheerful.

My judgment is not wrong. Tiger is the kind of guy who has a straight heart. He was kicked by me with both feet. Except that he was sulky at the beginning, he later showed his true character of drinking tiger and constantly urged people to drink.

Especially for me, Jiang Feng, it is brotherly, all kinds of admiration.

When these guys heard from Li Kan that I was the only male prison guard in Shashan female prison of T City, suddenly, the wolf nature of the wolves began to boil.

"I, I said, brother Jiang, you, you tell us some anecdotes about the female prison. Ha ha, Shashan female prison, it's so mysterious."

Finally, tiger big tongue, began to set my words.

Immediately, including Li Kan, the other generation of Zhang, San, Li, Si, Wang, Wu, Zhao and Liu all stared at each other as much as they could. They even stopped talking to each other and waited to listen to me.

Alas, Curiosity Kills cats. Everyone has the psychology of seeking novelty, no matter how old or young they are!

"Brothers, do you really want to listen?"

"It must be!"

"I'm sure I'll listen!"

"Hey, hey, that, I want to be a civil servant, a civil servant of female prison..."

I'm laughing, mad. What's Dutchman?

I didn't realize that I was having a good conversation with these unfamiliar goods, and my mood was relieved and relaxed in the unique atmosphere of the Chinese wine table

"Yes, I'll tell you a few jokes!"

"Come on, come on, I can't wait!"They stare at me, full of expectation.

"Say..." I cleared my throat. "Once there was a big sister in a female prison, who was the warden who slept in the best position away from the toilet. Do you understand?"

"Mm-hmm!"

"Yes

They nodded one after another, but I laughed, pointing to the heads of these guys, "understand, understand a fart!"

I said with a sneer, "elder brothers, which one of you has been in prison? Or, to put it more harshly, who has been to a female prison? "

"No, no luck..." The tiger looks envious.

"Get the hell out of here!"

I didn't glare at him angrily, "stop pulling, alas, the story I told is really true. It's my Jiang Feng's personal experience One morning, the elder sister suddenly slapped the prison door like she was suffering from epilepsy, and several people couldn't hold her. "

"My identity in Shashan female prison is a prison guard in the first prison District, and also a psychological counseling teacher appointed by the prison governor. After two days of struggling, that woman was finally sent to me for psychological treatment. Alas, do you know what happened to her?"

Li Kan, tiger and other guys looked at me, and no one could tell why.

I wry smile, "this female prisoner is about thirty-four-five years old. She started to be a girl in the street at the age of thirteen. She looks like a tomboy. Besides, she looks rude and brave. She doesn't have much womanliness Therefore, until he was put into prison, he had never been in love and belonged to Wanbi. "

At this time, someone interrupted me and asked, "what is the body of Wanbi?"

"It's not broken, it's a baby!"

"Oh I still don't quite understand! "

I'm drunk, too. Is this product intentional or really not clear? If you really don't understand, ha ha, Ya and this female prisoner are really a couple

I said in a low voice, "chick means virgin, understand?"

Someone began to laugh and make fun of the guy, so I continued, "the female prisoner was taken to the psychotherapy room. I asked the supervisor on duty what happened to her, and the answer was - the female prisoner said she was pregnant!"

"Ah?"

Now, all of you yelled in unison and looked at me. It became very obscene!

Ma De, I was sweating. Do they think it was Jiang Feng who made the big sister big?