My alternative life

"Diddiddidi ~ ~"

the tone has been changed into a note of charge, and I barely finished the bottle of beer in my hand. Because I had consumed too much alcohol, the wine was strong and my throat was filled with acid water, so I almost didn't vomit on the spot.

I pinched my nose. The sour and smelly hiccups almost didn't make me faint.

I can see that the girl hates me so much that I didn't pay attention to her. To be exact, I didn't pay attention to her. I wanted to make me vomit in public and make me make a fool of myself!

Women, especially those with high self-esteem, can't afford to offend.

Then Mad, there were bursts of applause in the bar.

I know what it means to be afraid of chaos.

"Man, don't give me advice ~ ~"

"brother, are you ok? Shall I drink it for you? "

"Beauty, you are so awesome. That boy is useless. Come on, fight with me..."

So I was humiliated in public by the bad drinkers.

I just wanted to say something, but I didn't expect that the keyboard player on tiger brother's side played another piece of brilliance. I realized that it was -- "the big knife cuts the Devils' heads" and then changed it to "toast song"

Paralyzed, far away, I used my fingers to point at brother Hu, who was gloating and belching. I couldn't say a word any more.

"Hee hee, this wine is good. The more you drink, the more delicious it is."

Opposite the empty mountain, late autumn seems not to let me go, pick up the crowd again Excited!

I will no longer face and empty mountain late autumn ink down, "pa!" As soon as I raised my hand, I snapped my fingers.

"Brother, ha ha, what else? Is there not enough wine? "

I hate tiger brother so much that I yell at him, "right, not enough! But not quantity, but strength! "

Turning my head, I looked around the bar like an empty mountain in late autumn, "you It's not too big to watch, is it? Come on, who's with me? As for the bet, if you lose, you'll buy the order that goes against everyone tonight! "

Suddenly, a silence!

Maybe my boasting, or my overstepping of my ability, surprised these people who are full of ghosts. Or maybe "everyone's single" is too big a bet, which makes these guys who stand and talk without backache a little confused.

However, soon there was a fear of death reaction, at least four or five tables someone stood up, eager to give me a try and yelled, "OK, man, you're awesome, but don't say we take advantage of you when you lose your pants, you say it yourself when you fight for wine!"

I nodded, hate voice way, "who special don't accept, come up!"

At this time, empty mountain late autumn seems to finally see my wrong son, light Cu Xiu eyebrow came forward to pull me, "Jiang Feng, forget it, blame me too much, let's go, don't tease them..."

As soon as I pushed her away, I began to prepare secretly, but this process took some time, so I had to deal with these idle goods.

"You, you, you, and you! Brothers, come up with all the seeds! "

I lit up those "Heroes" and said, "come up and show up!"

As a result, those guys pushed away their companions and came to the rampage performance pool one by one.

With this moment, I began to work harder in secret

Yes, I'm ready to take advantage!

Internal breathing, from the Dantian sea of Qi to travel all over the body, I in about three minutes, Qi line small Zhou Tian, the alcohol as far as possible out of the body.

No one noticed that my shirt and trousers were all wet, as if I had just stood up from a bathtub.

Of course, some people may have noticed, but I'm afraid they all think I'm sweating because I'm nervous!

The strong smell of wine comes from my skin, but I don't worry. After all, who is not full of wine now? Who can say who?

Slowly, I pretended to be too strong to drink. I staggered up to the performance pool and stood still. I yelled at brother tiger, whose face had begun to be dignified, "tiger, bring the wine!"

Tiger brother did not move, it seems that conscience, his own this coax ah, from the big.

When I stepped forward, brother Hu frowned and asked me, "brother, forget it. Just now, I played a little bit too much. I don't want to fight for wine..."

"No!"

I stopped him and said, "brother tiger, do you really take me as a counsellor? You can't be your brother? Cut, didn't you hear what someone said just now? As an old man, what you can't admit is that you can't do it yourself. Do you understand? "

……

When I turned around and stopped looking at the tiger, my breath had already flushed through my Qi and blood. As the alcohol was forced out of my body, my drunkenness had already been drawn out of my consciousness.

I said to those men who wanted to see my jokes, "brother, since I put forward the idea of pinjiu, I'll decide the rules. What do you think?"

"Definitely."A few people are a face does not matter the expression, looks like a veteran of the wine industry.

I nodded, "OK, then I'll say the rules..."

They looked at each other, and whether they knew each other or not, they all nodded with a smile, "OK, say it..."

"Tiger brother, how many goblets do you have here?"

I didn't immediately say how to spell it. Instead, I turned to the tiger and asked, "is ten for five of us enough?"

“OK！”

The tiger made a no problem gesture.

Indeed, it's not a big deal to run such a large-scale bar with dozens of tall glasses.

"OK, tiger brother, set up two rows of tables for us, including me, a total of six people, a row of 30 wine glasses!"

By the time I said that, I had already driven out more than 80% of the beer in my body, and the rest was not enough to pose any threat to me.

However, I still didn't mean to relax. I still secretly urged neixi to flow along the track of Ren Du's two pulse.

As a result, my body has been completely drenched with wine, and it flows down the trunk to my feet!

If someone has a heart to observe carefully, my original pair of shiny shoes are like soaking in a thin layer of wine, it seems quite halo

At this time, Kongshan late autumn also came up, her wild dress immediately attracted the eyes of all drinkers, many people began to whistle.

Ignore those curfew, standing on my side, empty mountain late autumn will certainly look at me, "Jiang Feng, I for you!"

"You?"

I laughed, "late autumn, I don't think I'm shameful enough, is it?"

I mean, she should be very clear. If it wasn't for her coming up in late autumn and killing three bottles of beer in a row, how could I have been forced into such a field?

Therefore, sometimes things in the world are really unclear. The sudden attack of Kongshan in late autumn and the incitement of tiger brother and others, coupled with the quarrel of drinkers, I finally have to fight with some good guys.

But don't men grow up in adversity? I can face more dangerous situation than pinjiu, this little thing Hey, hey, what a loser!

Empty mountain late autumn still want to talk, I waved to her, "side son! Take a good look at how your brother drinks. Don't think you can drink a few bottles of beer without knowing what's going on... "

Soon, sixty goblets were brought up, and tiger's face was full of excitement, just like his wedding today.

"Brother, ha ha, what's the matter? Three rounds in a row? Awesome, I look after you! "

White tiger brother a look, I really lazy bird this guy.

Turning my head, I said to the other five guys with clear faces, "brother, pinjiu is not pinjiu, right? Beer is too weak to be strong

"What do you mean?"

Another one also said, "Laobaigan or Erguotou? Whatever

I said with a smile, "have you ever seen someone who drinks Erguotou from a high foot wine cup?"

In their suspicious face, I asked brother tiger, "boss, test the strength of your bar."

"What?" The other side did not understand, "brother, what's the requirement?"

"American Golden ale, Grenada rum, Polish distilled vodka, Uncle Sam's everclear, Scotch four times distilled whisky, Czech Hapsburg gold, Bulgarian Balkan vodka..."

I reported the names of more than ten kinds of foreign wine at one go and asked tiger, "brother tiger, what kinds of foreign wine do you have

"Lying trough!"

Tiger, in a flash, evolved into a fool.

I looked at him in a daze and laughed in my heart. It seems that tiger brother knows what I'm going to do!

These foreign wines are all high spirits. Some of them are alcohol. They claim that the alcohol content can reach more than 90%!

What concept? Pure alcohol!

Some of those guys' faces changed greatly, others were at a loss, and they didn't know what to do, so they had to pretend to understand, and they were filled with eagles with big tails, whistling, "what, it's just foreign wine, whiskey, brandy, cocktails, who's afraid of who!"

Without paying attention to these guys, I asked tiger, "brother tiger, do you have any..."

"This..." The tiger wiped his head in a cold sweat. "Now there's only vermouth in the shop, rocket Brother, this is the one with the lowest degree. "

I nodded, "OK, let it be. As many as there are, come up."

At this time, the other five people who know how to do that guy finally counseled me and said in a low voice, "man, as for it, isn't it life-threatening?"

I sneer, "how, don't drink also can, as long as you are willing to pay for all the guests tonight, I don't care."

"But..."

"What's the difference? Aren't the rules set? I didn't agree with you just now? ""..." the goods have no words. I look at them with my eyes full of grievances.

I turned around again and said to tiger brother with a bitter face, "what's the matter, boss? If you don't recognize my brother, don't bring wine."

Seeing what I said, the tiger had no choice. He said, "go and get ten bottles of rockets."

Soon, tiger's little brother sent ten bottles of rockets. I looked at them and nodded.

Rocket is more common in vermouth, and it is also the most popular one, but the alcohol content is absolutely enough, reaching 75 degrees.

I once read an article about rockets, and the above statement is still fresh in my memory.

So, in my mind, drinking this kind of strong foreign wine with anise flavor, then slowly floating in my mind.

"When you drink rocket, prepare a glass of ice water and put it next to you. Pour the vermouth directly into the shot cup. First, smell the aroma, second, taste it with your lips, third, take a big sip of experience level, and then take a small sip of water to taste it. For the next few hours, even if the mouth is numb by wine and meat, it will always produce saliva at the bottom of the tongue. "

However, this time, I don't intend to let these guys who dare to challenge me taste wine in a normal way. I have only one thing to do. If I do it, I will completely kill each other!

I motioned to the waiter to divide ten bottles of wine into sixty goblets. When these amber rockets were shining in the colorful lights of the bar, I turned around and laughed at some guys and said, "come on, brother, listen to me about how to drink this wine!"

Holding up a cup of rocket, I hold it firmly with my thumb, index finger and middle finger, and the slender cup rod passes between my index finger and middle finger.

In the flickering light, I saw that the glass of wine looked like more than one or two, so I slowly swayed a few times. In the excitement and clamour of the crowd, I suddenly moved!